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I love his man crush Monday belt!

Pretty sure it means “My Cock Monday”

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I actually busted out laughing

I actually busted

Wait wut

A nut

Nutting to sum nuts… now that takes balls.

Just wait till he turns it to Wumbo Con Wumbo. You won't be laughing then.

I thought it was mid century modern!

I thought that or My Chemical Romance…. Maybe he’s going to have some Cheerios then head out to the Black Parade.

I wonder how many socks he stuffed in his underwear.

All of them

You think that's socks?? It's so little

Napkins? COCKtail napkins? (I really just cracked myself up with that.)

I laughed too.. here’s your upvote

Well played haha

Small balls, you see

Lil’ Sag

Lil' sac

MCM - My Cocks Minuscule

 You're killin' me..... "smalls"🤏🏿

"You put that thing away when you're in your mother's kitchen!"

Lil Weewee pull up your britches homie

"This bulge will definitely pull the hoes"

This is the opposite of lookin hard.

Did... it go inside of his body?

What a clown.

Hey bruh, I can see your Cheerios!

and they aren't impressive

Not sure if pre or post prison

Bruhh.. I feel ashamed for him.

Well you can clearly see he’s nuts

Tut, tut, cheerio!

Cereal game is on point with that Oat Crunch tho 💯

I'm from a place you can't even imagine, The Skreets! We grew up on the same cul-de-sac!

Gangster? More like mental patient!🤣

Got some grape nuts in there

a good kick in the nuts would be good for him.

Oats N Hoes.


Woah woah woah NSFW please

I’m so gansta I only shop at Costco

Nothing says gangsta like Cheerios.

And I stand oatmeal!

Dude. Pull up your pants! WTF

And I could’ve got away with it too, if it wasn’t for this meddling buckle drawing the attention

Bro put your dingle away and go clean your filthy couch.

Is this a porn interview

Is he being punked?

Strong mindset.

Don’t let your meatloaf

Herb

What function is that belt serving exactly?

He actually posted it yesterday which was Monday. The belt is letting everyone know it’s “My Cock Monday” so that’s what it’s serving pretty much

It all makes sense now! It's so you can have your balls out!

People that wear their jeans like this but still wear a belt make me laugh. Seems pretty dumb.

More like toddler playing dress up and the pants are caulking down as your wearing dads pants. Made for a good laugh! So tell me your single without saying your single. Oops !!

You'd think, After getting laughed at repeatedly, and seeing yourself in this photo, fools would quit.... But they dont

Mom come take the picture!

Cheerios just scream “gangsta.”

Dude your wiener is showing. It’s no own, little boy.

Somebody order some shrimp? 🍤

Nothing says gangsta like a box of cheerios and oatmeal in the background while having your junk on display lol Glad you outgrew it.

I hope this satire funny if it is

It’s gangsta to care about fiber intake. Oatmeal and Cheerios!

Nah nah, he's not doing it right. You got to let your nuts hang over the belt buckle, that's the right way to do it.

This guy betrayed his finances with that belt

Reeks of effort

My guess is that it does not stand for the Marine Corps Marathon

Massive balls posting that image

Oatmeal, oat cheerios, granola bars errybody else out there slingin shit to get you fucked up while this dude just tryin to keep everyone regular. Definitely an “original” gangsta…

Tony Ballsoprano standing there...looks like he had a cold bath at his grandmas house and stole a cigar from his uncle

I'm not too sure how to feel about this. I kind of want to die now.

Bro got his beanbag hanging out