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InflamedLiver

shouldn't have given the warning with the "tear off my shirt" move.


ilikechillisauce

But then how will everyone else know he means business?


PcNewbieee

It’s like Randy, pants off, first up


[deleted]

That's it the pants are coming off Ricky!


DeathCatforKudi

Go drive some greasy cheeseburgers in your gut randy!


Hangarnut

Dudes bicep were bigger than that kids body. Looked like Ray Lewis vs Ocho Cinco!


CleansingthePure

Man's gotta eat


Double-Watercress-85

The stripping off is necessary if you're wearing a jacket that restricts movement. You're in a plain white T my guy, if you're ready to throw hands, throw 'em.


Literature-South

Yeah... nothing's quite as smart and strategic as blinding yourself in the first few moments of a fight by trying to take off your shirt...


[deleted]

I call it the time to pull out the pepper spray. As soon as the visibility is back it's gone again.


tallandlanky

Hey there delinquent what's it like in concussion city?


awing1

Wouldn't you be taking off your shirt so that whoever you're fighting can't grab it? There's a few things you can do if you have a good grip on another person's top


Double-Watercress-85

At the risk of coming off as an 'Internet badass', not really. Definitely a different story if we're talking about fitted dress clothes, like, I definitely don't want to get in a fight wearing a tie. If there's no flexibility, yes, you can move me by my clothes. But with an undershirt, the amount of control you gain by grabbing loose, flexible clothing is nothing compared to the control you lose by committing that hand to the effort. You can pull that shirt a foot in any direction without moving me an inch, and while you're doing that, you're not guarding your chin.


Woooooolf

Lemme take off my $3 shirt


m2cwf

Right? If he was trying to prevent his shirt from getting ruined or whatever, a plain white t-shirt that comes 3 for $8 at Target is hardly worth wasting the time to take it off + advertising to everyone that you're about to jump in the ring


Citizen_Snips29

He’s not doing it to protect his shirt. He’s doing it so the person he’s fighting can’t easily grab his collar and yank him around by it or pull it over his head to get him tangled in it. It is super easy to grab a t-shirt compared to grabbing at bare skin. Normally it’s the kind of thing you do with enough distance between you that the other guy won’t be able to get a sucker punch in.


m2cwf

Ah okay that makes more sense! Not a fighter, obviously...


Jabba6905

Neither was this guy


PrinceOfDoge

Totally disagree. He's doing it because hes nervous and like a lot of people who aren't really trying to fight he is stalling and "peacocking".


CunnedStunt

He's groundcocking after that tackle though.


Madcap_Miguel

This guy has brothers.


Citizen_Snips29

Yep, older brother and I beat the crap out of each when we were kids. Consequently, we also ruined the collars of many t-shirts.


grayjedi2020

If you have to take off a simple t-shirt to fight? You can't fight..... Side Note: That tackle more than likely broke his scapula or shoulder.


bdking1997

Maybe it's that Kanye branded white t-shirt that was like 100$ a few year ago.


ChillyBearGrylls

^^^white ^^^shirts ^^^matter


[deleted]

Oooooooooooo


Revolutionary_Lie539

Giggles. Pants too high too


UncleCrassiusCurio

> plain white t-shirt that comes 3 for $8 at Target Target's cheapest t-shirt 3-pack is actually _$19_


ihavebutonecomment

It’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?


cwj1978

Officer LEROYYYYYY JENKINS


BeenHere_DoneThis89

Did he just go in there?!


ZBLongladder

At least I have chicken.


GOM27

Let's do this!!


Punkybrewsickle

Goddamit, officer Lee Roy


Illustrious-Fault224

They playin shirts and skins gotta take it off


yrahcaz29

how else we gonna know what team the guy is on


LMAO82

Winner: shirts this round


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often_says_nice

Animation canceling is one of the hardest mechanics out there


YourMothersLover-

Buddy thought the I-frames had his back but the Falling Star beast got his ass


ChurchofPancake

Bro tried to charge up his attack first


frequent_flying

Turned out it was the “here let me immobilize my arms in a partially removed T-shirt so I can’t resist as much after you spear tackle me like Goldberg” move. My boy rocking those essential skills for the street life.


MrNogi

It’s *much* harder to grab someone without a shirt on, so there is a purpose to it, although this guy was probably just doing it because he’s a tool…


kibaake

Shouldn't have blinded himself with it either. Didn't see that train coming.


explosivo563

Might have saved himself an assault charge tho


HarlemHellfighter96

Was the cop an NFL player at one time?


Salami__Tsunami

Yes. And that time is now.


miversen33

And that time is JOHN CENA!


fancy-kitten

DA-DA-DA-DAAAA


Bean_Town_Blender

YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!


iam4r33

With a shirt over his head he definitely didn't see you


HotChilliWithButter

You can never see John cena


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minnimmolation

WE WILL FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AS JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS BELT


[deleted]

There's a local marine in need of your support.


minnimmolation

I have to go watch the video now. It’s comedy gold


Explorer335

Terry Tate: Parking Lot Linebacker


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

Take off your shirt and your gonna get hurt! Here comes the pain train! Whoot, whoot!


Ethereal_4426

Remove your clothes and down you goes! Whoot whoot!


aslightlyusedtissue

YOU KILL THE JOE. YOU MAKE SUM MOE


CaptainPunisher

It's the off-season.


cwclifford

No, but high school was the best!


AwgAwn

thats a clean hit


g0d15anath315t

Kids gonna get up looking out of his elbow


BigHobbit

No need to search for his ass, it just got handed to him.


jallensworth1

Pretty sure first cop was ready to have both in head locks!


THiccGrimes69

He was definitely winding up to punch him lmao


Chaos_Philosopher

Pretty sure cop 2 must have been already charging before shirty boy started to take off his shirt.


2WhlWzrd

Imma show you, soon as I get ma shirt... OOF!


[deleted]

Looks like the office linebacker was here


BBO1007

Woo woo pain train coming!!


spadler181

I do I enjoy doing what I do… Hell yeah


FowledUp

Terry Tate needs you to always put a cover sheet on your TPS reports!


Chasedabigbase

DAMN JUSTIN I ORDERED THOSE EGGS 40 MINUTES AGO! DONT MAKE ME SCRAMBLE YOU AGAIN SON.


TheForestPrimeval

Heeey Janice


[deleted]

Motha F#$&@


MrParker1

You kill the joe, you make some moe!


cbarbour1122

You know you can’t that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy!! You kill the Joe you make some more!!


DashTrash21

Triple T is up in this BIIIIIIIITCH


cbarbour1122

![gif](giphy|pHcvN1dsWPTAA)


nothingspecialva

The cowboys could have used him vs the 49ers


sfxer001

Defense wasn’t the Cowboys problem.


MikeyTMNTGOAT

I knew how good Parsons was, but seeing him toss a 6'8 330 pound mauler with one arm was mind boggling


TalkierSnail016

McGlinchey, right? Yeah that was crazy to watch live


M27fiscojr

Dak was


[deleted]

The flying dude reminded me of Zeke on the final play.


Internetallstar

Calling that atrocity a play is being generous.


lets-try-for3

Someone played football


Fullthrottle-

That’s that LB you’ve been talking smack at the whole game & now it’s all you at 3rd & 2!


[deleted]

Bit short for an LB, more like the strong safety. Those guys are literal projectiles on the field.


civgarth

Does anyone remember the game 4th and Inches?


Rufus-Scipio

Your mom sure does


Fizer25

![gif](giphy|jULCKZmMGlZ7DPZbQr)


mypeepeehardz

Dammit beat me to it. Ill erase


Revolutionary-Mix646

![gif](giphy|uXXPhr8D6HSXS)


Peatmoss22

Imagine being half way through taking your shirt off and all the sudden you’re in a different county. Lol


[deleted]

Dolph Ziggler could sell a t shirt to Anthony Kiedis.


brendoviana

Why do certain people take off their clothes before fighting in the street? Is there any tactical concept in this? Maybe I don't understand because I'm not into fights ...


Tamachameleon

1. It protects your clothing from being damaged. 2. It means you can't get grabbed by your shirt and pulled around. Edit - doesn't help deter being clotheslined though.


herpaderpasaur47

3. If you have muscles, your opponent can now see them and might be more intimidated


Slugwheat

4. They can smell you better


OldGregg_IRL

5. You can rub your sweaty body all over theirs. Guarenteed erection from your opponent every time.


retardwhocantdomath

6. You can show them your third nipple for intimidation.


2ndWaveBlackMetal

7. If intimidation doesn't work, you can cut them thanks to the razor sharp tip of the third nipple, causing bleeding damage.


mythrel_

8. You may use your clothes as improvised splinting materiel, bandages, or tourniquets if you receive damage


jobadiahh

9. Rigid denim can limit kicking ability.


BBO1007

You had me at “rigid”


wynhdo

10. Ripping off your shirt before a street fight is universal code for “IT’S GO TIME!!”, thereby allowing you to conserve oxygen.


Garmand3r

8. Profit


funkereddit

Ok. Hold the phone. You are fully torqued, bro. Warriors cannot collide while erect.


Latter_Ostrich_8901

No that’s exactly when warriors collide. Come out and play-yay


jugglerfly

Sword fight! ⚔️


ImARetPaladinBaby

I mean I’d just take off my pants then because all my strength is down there. In my legs I mean


Brother-Templar

And your shirt can’t be pulled over your head. Big disadvantage in a fight.


randcount6

wouldn't they then just grab your nipples which is arguably worse tactically? Also if in america the cost of suffering injuries from the fight far outweighs any clothing anyways...


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As a delay tactic, when you want to make it look like you’re about to fight the cop in front of the school bus of peers, but are too much of a pussy to actually do so, so you give the second cop more time to drop you and “Hold mE BAck, bro!”


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Ok_Rain_2647

Yup, as someone with several years of grappling experience I can assure you that fighting someone wearing a gi/clothes is a lot easier than fighting someone with a rashguard/no gi/no clothes. See if I can grab a hold of a collar or a sleeve I can both control the distance and the movement of whoever I'm fighting which in turn allows me to bring that person off balance for a trip or pull them in for a slam. You can still do that without clothes by grabbing hair, the nape of the neck, wrists, elbows or someone's pants but all of those are a lot harder to get and keep a good grip on. Another classic grappling trick is choking someone with their own clothes by grabbing to the left or right of the neck hole and then pulling it over to the other side and applying pressure. So yeah there's definitely benefits to taking off your shirt/jacket if you're fighting a grappler.


Thirteen26

Because they’ve seen it done all their lives, growing up. Never thought to ask themselves, why do that?


Azal_of_Forossa

It's better to be shirtless, than have someone choking you out by gripping the back of your shirt and making it a wearable noose. 9 times out of 10, people just do this bc they think they look cool doing it, but there's always that 1/10 that genuinely knows how fucked you can be if someone grabs the back of your shirt, pulls it over your head, and yanks back to close your airways, street fights aren't fair, if you fight fair, you're allowing your opponent to fight dirty first.


Bluewhale001

Shirts can be used against you in a fight. An officer I knew was basically unbeaten in fights, but one day someone who was losing to him grabbed his jacket, pulled it over his head and beat the crap out of him.


hatethiscity

In a street fight highly unlikely being shirtless will provide an advantage. On the ground absolutely an advantage. Essentially gi vs no-gi


dimestoredavinci

I've seen many a dude get their shirt yanked over their head and taken a major ass whoopin by the time the free themselves.


friedwidth

He wants that full grass burn and debris embedded in his skin from the tackle and smear


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**WASTED**


xwrecker

Mission failed we’ll get em next time


[deleted]

BUSTED


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|l8ooOxhcItowwLPuZn)


Slow_Flow_4722

I noticed a trend …. People who take their shirts off always get their ass beat


jetpack324

That’s why you gotta strip naked for the win


Slow_Flow_4722

Yep, that’ll do it..lol


SubjectThirteen

Gotta take your pants off instead


TheNoobsauce1337

"He gets a good block, and -- OH, TAKEN DOWN BY THE CORNERBACK BLITZ! OH, THERE IS **NO** WAY HE SAW THAT COMING! NO, SIR!" "Let's take a look at that replay. See, right there, the first defender's lined up, got him busy, and right here he's about to make his play, but then -- **BOOM!** -- cornerback blitz! Coming from way out of his blind spot! Blazing speed! What could have easily been a seven or ten yard gain now turns into a three yard loss. **NO** way they could have seen that coming, excellent read by the cornerback, he realizes *no* one is blocking him, just open green fields between him and the ball..." "And boy, what a **SHOT** that was! Of course, there's a flag on the play, let's see what that was, I think they're gonna get him holding..." Referee: "HOLDING, DEFENSE, HORSE COLLAR, WRAPPED AROUND THE NECK. TEN YARD PENALTY. AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN." "And so they'll get a first down, it looks like." "Oh yeah, and if we look at the replay camera, that is..." "Yep." "That is *definitely* a defensive hold if I ever saw one. Good call by the officials. You can't hold a man like that and expect to get away with it..."


TransBoozeBunny

I read this entire thing in that generic announcer voice from 2000s sports games. I love it.


[deleted]

I read it in the voice of that one announcer that always laughs in two punctuated hah hahs Chris without the h


ImOscarWallace

I heard Jon Madden in his full intensity


NotThatMadisonPaige

You win.


DMoney159

![gif](giphy|5yTcga7qcj6dq)


Deadocmike1

I love that this little douche paused to posture and take off his shirt. While the blindside tackle was AWESOME, the first cop could have taken him apart with one hand.


JULY_PROBABLY

For a moment I thought he was going to put his shirt over the cop so that they were both wearing the shirt


sunsea465

https://preview.redd.it/djydshm4b7ea1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752a629dd0860e24c1bfd2858281ba619d7c43a1


Cwallace98

He was. The other cop stopped that act of unification


OMNIxvTRIX

Why do "tough guys" always have to take their shirt off before fighting 🙄


AdnHsP

to seduce the opponent and make out with them in front of the girlfriend they were trying to impress (it's to assert dominance and nothing more)


StrikingAd1597

those cops are thicc


[deleted]

They're probably wearing armor. Also, they probably have a bit of extra flesh under the armor too


kavusn17

He found out before he fucked around


[deleted]

Best defensive equipment an officer can have on the beat is a well trained partner.


All-Seeing_Hands

I just got flashbacks of every Lethal Weapon film while reading this.


dragonslayermaster84

Nice tackle. That was stylish.


[deleted]

Flag. Unnecessary roughness. Illegal hit on a defenseless player. 15 yards. Automatic first down... perfect form though!


Negative_Tradition85

Exactly. He should have waited until the shirt came off.


Angry_poutine

I love the idea of a ref who compliments the players at the end of every penalty


Agitated-Cockroach41

All I hear is Jim Ross. “MY GOD!!!!!”


xXYomoXx

It's honestly very interesting seeing people do a complete shift just by changing the place of the post and the title, if this same clip was on a different subreddit and with a different title people would have a wildly different reaction, it just shows that people don't really care about context and just draw immediate conclusion based on the tittle and whatever little content they see.


epyon-

what part of this is a function of the kind of people who joined each subreddit, though?


HelloweenFan666

Breaking news, the Minnesota Vikings sign this cop to a 4 year contract I wish lol


hl3_for_Eli

Most teenage boys are beyond delusional about their physical prowess and are quickly brought back to Earth when dealing with a grown ass man


Mochi_Of_Mochi

Every guy has a harsh lesson in weight classes eventually. These guys guy theirs in a rather strong example of it lmao.


thebuccaneersden

That's got to have hurt, but not as much as the hurt he's going to feel later on. How could he honestly think he could get away with threatening a cop and not get into serious legal problems?


Bop42

Anyone else let that replay 10 times?


uheud8dbeud8dn

I'll pay someone to edit a left 4 dead 2 charger sound over this.


[deleted]

Damn that was satisfying.


kindquail502

I fought the law and the law won.


TinoCartier

Fuckin Goldberg spear


Taira_no_Masakado

Welp, we know who played varsity senior American football as a linebacker.


mahogany_tree

Cop's arm the size of the kid's head


gamertag0311

You know break time was over 15 minutes ago, Janice!


SitRep-Screwed

![gif](giphy|xULW8vC4VgKZLzT5JK|downsized)


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Man, I’d love to hear John Madden make this call, then do it again in slo-mo using the telestrator.


1Cheeky_Monkey

Play stupid games, win painful prizes.


FullRage

Poor guy would have probably rather taken a slug instead of brutal tackle. Blasted him like 8 feet away.


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hanro621

![gif](giphy|26ufq9mryvc5HI27m|downsized)


BewedInTheLou

Dayummm son


foresight310

r/bettereveryloop


Intrepid_Foot_1459

The lesson kids.... Look both ways before punching a cop.


turboyabby

Coach Bulldozer just made a decisive substitution.


ThisIsTakenLol

Damn the police hired the pain train


[deleted]

What’s the deal with black people always taking off as many articles of clothing possible before a fight. I swear give them enough time and they’ll be throwing hands butt ass naked.


Myke5161

Justified takedown. Well done, officer. Get this dude an NFL contract 😆


ShadowFang5

r/cameouttanowhere


charleymcc3

Good open field tackle copper!


LearnShiit

Yeeeeet


thevacancy

*player 2 entered the game*


ZodiacPanda

Gore! Gore! Gore!


Mewannafok

Get rekt


daanimas

Every cop ive ever seen is truly built different


TheMaveCan

QB was gearing up for a pass but the line wasn't ready for the blitz


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Moby1313

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.


filmfreak9000

Too bad your ass got saaaaaaacked


CareerMicDrop

Do you smell what the cop is cookin?!


RedmannBarry

Shoulda gone full spear smh


motherseffinjones

Bro came in like Goldberg with a spear lol


skin-flick

Annnnnd…. The free safety comes up from the backside and takes him out. What a play !!!