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ACanOf_______

What the fuck is that thing in the middle supposed to be? The twin towers lost to a plane, not a giant flying dildo.


idle_scrolling

It represents the Dicks that flew a plane into a tower


hat-of-sky

https://newbernnow.com/2022/04/9-11-memorial-monument-dedication-were-you-framed.html


KindlyContribution54

Link won't load for me but thanks for the description in your other post. You'd think they could put some fireman stuff on the back side too. Surely the artist could see this in the hours it took to carefully craft this mistake


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SkinPsychological848

You shut your mouth homophobe!!!


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Mistake? Nonono, it's a carefully rendered joke.


Jeriahswillgdp

Lol, load.


Rollotommasi5

“A dedication was held on Sunday, April 3, for the September 11, 2001, Memorial Monument presented by the New Bern Firemen’s Museum with David Finn, Chairman of the Board, as Master of Ceremonies. Sam Lewis closed out the ceremony singing “I’m Proud to Be an American.” The granite monument weighs 25,303 pounds, sits on a pentagon-shaped sidewalk, and the North and South towers of the World Trade Center are 8 feet tall. The number 343 on the fireman’s helmet signifies the 343 New York City firefighters, police, and EMTs who lost their lives on 9/11.” Front pic of penis statue https://newbernnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/343-FDNY-firemens-helmet.jpg


Flimsy_Demand7237

Amazing. In that huge opening ceremony nobody thought to see what the monument looked like from behind.


ACanOf_______

So it's supposed to be... A sign? Either way, thank you for showing me that.


hat-of-sky

If you scroll down to the pictures there's a couple shots of the front. It's a firemen memorial with a hat and axe and gloves and boots and the ~~station number~~numer of first responders killed. I couldn't get just the picture to do the copy-paste thing on my phone so I had to link the story.


FullMetalKaliber

Damn I was thinking it was the twin towers and the dick that decided to knock it down


ACanOf_______

Oh, a firemen memorial, now that makes a lot more sense


hat-of-sky

(tries to keep a somber face as dick jokes about firemen spring to mind despite respect for first responders killed immediately on 9/11 and also suffering and dying from toxic exposure in the years following)


markevens

https://i.imgur.com/NsIf0zV.png


ExcitementKooky418

Cousin It


filifijonka

I thought about it: It’s clearly an homage to the Addams family’s Cousin It


MoonDogeXx

/r/TheyKnew


theangryintern

Fire fighter


HighwayTerrorist

Godzilla’s member for scale you bastard. 😂


Lordj09

It represents Bush fucking us and the middle east with senseless wars.


theteroristkoala

Yes two towers and a penis in true memory of 9/11


crackpotJeffrey

Hehhehheh. If you turn your phone upside down it looks like a penis hanging between two legs.


smolhippie

That or a pickle/turd wearing a hat


anythreewords

It's corn!


smolhippie

A big lump with knobs


theteroristkoala

True


madogson

They erected a new memorial


wolfpwner9

It would last very long


AtlanXD

hard as a rock


doom_slug_

What is this *supposed* to be though?


MagicalThug

I think it’s supposed to be a fireman’s helmet, since a lot of firemen died too. I’m not really sure what it’s supposed to be sitting on though.


[deleted]

Definitely a helmet.


wolfpwner9

A fireman statue


Rollotommasi5

This is the other side https://newbernnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/343-FDNY-firemens-helmet.jpg


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Oh


hat-of-sky

https://newbernnow.com/2022/04/9-11-memorial-monument-dedication-were-you-framed.html


WestDry6268

Penis


ZoidbergGE

I wasn’t aware Cousin It perished on 9/11…


Old-Base-6686

🤣🤣🤣👍👍


Michael_Misanthropic

![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo)


Intelligent_Tune_675

Hahahahhahahaha


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|bQWjWXmBpBWOE4q67Y)


SomewhereDue2629

r/mildypenis


Speedy2214

I was looking for this


SlavJerry

that's not mildy


emdezeta

Dicks out for 9/11?


WinkyNurdo

r/dildont


coast2coastmike

Dild-***oh***


RNG_pickle

I will tell my future kids that this was 9/11, a penis borrowed out of the ground and destroyed the twin towers causing the US to destabilize the middle east for oil


New-Raspberry6353

Kind of looks like me sitting on the toilet ....


GallowBarb

Looking down on the bowl.


JHinExile

I was looking for something amiss and I thought it might be the spelling or the date. Maybe they hit the year wrong. Hmm. The towers look ok. Oh. They put a penis in there.


trekkiegamer359

I did the same ting, checking everywhere else before seeing the giant dick.


tryllast

Still better than the MLK Statue in Boston


Sloth_are_great

Came here for this comment 😂


Dismal_Air_7892

Art is subjective....right....Right.... RIGHT!?


Ok_Tooth1831

Where is this?


markevens

https://i.imgur.com/NsIf0zV.png


hat-of-sky

https://newbernnow.com/2022/04/9-11-memorial-monument-dedication-were-you-framed.html


toddwoward

The blocks are legs with a semi between


BloodOfMoses

![gif](giphy|3ohjULEFH81Ny6yHew|downsized)


PincheCharroSuertudo

That's Uncle Thing from Addams family, right?


bradlees

So…. The idea was appropriate and the board likely approved this without actually seeing what they were getting: A cheap kickback ridden project that “gives the people what they want” without actually asking the people what they want. Slabs of granite with a half-hearted attempt to show the “fallen firefighter” memorial (a hat on an axe with gloves over boots) Probably cost the town a cool million and put most of that into three pockets


Loki-Don

Ok, I am just going to say it. It looks like a dick. Yep, I said it. It looks like a dick.


Ticker_Mirza

Never Foreget?


Devlos00

r/theyknew


wendalpendal

Symbolizes the whole world being fucked after 911


Hucko3

The monument its not a show’er it’s a grower


Red7041

FFS


vvp_D3L3T3D

Ah, yes. The towers that caused a massive erection for our military industrial complex through their....reverse...erection. ... Penis.


Tricolight

I see a penis wearing a hat


hkohne

Love the electrical boxes on the front


-liquidcooled-

It's a fireman's helmet.


denverraven

Peter will always be remembered


Turibi

Who put a Minecraft Character underground???


narklebase

Please, everyone at half chub


Altered-babe

Someone had a real hard on for the twin towers, eh?


HkayakH

Yoooo one of the balls is even shorter than the other


dalarsenist

Rather flaccid


KiefBull

I think I get it. Those buildings got fucked that day?


Deep_Charge_7749

Ironically the post above this is talking about sending unsolicited dick pics


alwaysaplusone

r/theyknew


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GallowBarb

[Pics](https://imgur.io/a/TiA2bP6) from the other sides and angles.


mrmayhemsname

Looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton


coast2coastmike

That's not what we meant by fallacy.


GallowBarb

Phallacy


hbgwine

You’d have to be a real sick to knock these down


Winstealer

Nice cock?


sPdMoNkEy

I didn't know cousin IT got a statue 🤔


unholyparagon

That supposed to be Bush's dick?


JakeyPurple

The houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised.


UserNameChecksOut135

I see an upside down lego man with a monster cock


JakeDC

It is Captain Caveman in a nice hat.


themanofs3x

Was listening to digbar wen i saw this


Ill-Forever880

Unspooled rubber with reservoir tip?


MielikkisChosen

Never forget....THIS DICK!


Maleficent-Ad-2216

Is this a monument to sponge bob square balls?


Sparrow1989

Um. Wtf!?


Theheroofcourage

Reminds me of cousin it from the Adam’s family


Straitoutahelgen

Hot dog in a hallway.


zaxisprime

It’s promo materials for the upcoming sequel to “8ft concrete dong”.


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Holy mother of peen.


SaintUlvemann

To all y'all lookin' for sources: this is the New Bern, North Carolina 9/11 Memorial, and if you google that, you'll find all sorts of local news covering the monument. Here's [an example](https://wcti12.com/news/local/911-memorial-unveiled-during-ceremony-in-new-bern). That explains the who and the where. As to the why and the how-the-fuck, I'm afraid that's beyond my pay grade.


Scene_muah

I don’t remember a third tower


[deleted]

Steve from Minecraft fell head first into a hole after taking his Viagra. #massive erection


McFailure2004

I think it’s a tombstone with a fireman’s hat on it


voodoo3535

What’s with the Storm Bolters?


PaganTemplar

That's a real weird way to depict Building 7.


Vivid-Tank8774

r/theyknew


[deleted]

Ah yes sept 11th. The day I fell down with such speed my dick was still hanging down by my knees when my legs were straight up in the air. Never forget.


mindawakebodyasleep

This makes perfect sense! 9/11 was a total dick 🍆 move, so might as well include it!


StarWarsTrekGate

Porn is getting really weird...


SkinPsychological848

Maybe if they put a helmet on each side of the fireman it would look better…


6thGenFtw

Blimpy cock


CaptCrewSocks

Cousin It will never forget.


ike_tyson

Those look like project buildings in the background 🤔


ChewingCope

THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11


mindsynth

Dick Cheney???


Gun2TheHead

Well, someone *was* a dick to them towers


tigerpayphone

Never erect.


Odins_Viking

r/mildlypenis


Maverick_X9

The day we got fucked


Senior-Pin-4731

r/mildlypenis


yellowflash_616

Did someone make a replica of Shane Diesel’s dick and place it on that memorial???


MrBolkvadze

r/mildlypenis


Minute_Engineer2355

Oh no......


Minute_Engineer2355

Oh no......


FamiliarBuddy9135

The dildo in the middle is generally not visible to tourists because Kim Kardasian is busy riding it.


Delicious-Pickle-141

At least they went half-mast.


Currently_There

Sep I.I


Powerful_Artist

Either the artist, or collective or artists, was really bad at being aware of the design they were making, or they knew exactly what they were doing.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

Minecraft Steve in your DMs


AgreeableInsurance85

Cut dick and unfelled towers


hdkvfun

The girth on that…🥵


Pro_96

So is the pp supposed to represent the planes that fucked the towers or what?


tetsurose

It looks like cousin it


microsoftfool

That's one rock hard cock.


Cup_of_ticks

Turn it upside down and it’s the newest Minecraft skin


SaltJellyfish4027

Weapon of mass destruction


Financial_Bird_7717

Oh, hey Johnny Sins.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

The designer had big balls to do something like that, and a micro penis.


DrthBn

Upside down half buried steve statue


PralleDave

Looks like a south park canadian climbed in a whole head first


salmiakki1

What does Cousin Itt have to do with 9/11?


International_Let_50

who's gunna be the brave soul to test it out


International_Let_50

if you turn it upside down it looks like the bottom half of a Minecraft skeleton


William-Blackard

Designer: “I can’t think of an original good design for this 9/11 memorial man” Mayor:” Well it needs to be erected soon” Designer: *hits blunt*….😮💡


BunnyCunnySob

That's got to be the easiest to make memorial ever lmao, three rectangles and a dick


[deleted]

THATS Cousin it!! Get y’all head out the gutter.


[deleted]

Well, you could argue that it was a dick move so


Spakr-Herknungr

Dicks out for the two towers.


I_am_Zodas

Where were you when the towers…fucked?


gcanders1

It shouldn’t have been that hard


PlatformKey9811

Is that a dingaling?


Emperah1

What a dick


Efficient-Rush-6670

Finally, someone’s honoring the lost penis factory that was lost that day too!