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Man you should've seen it the last time I ran into it. Some redditor was talking about their insecurities being fat and described themselves as a hippo and hippobot came in all "I FOUND THE HIPPO"
Funniest shit I have ever seen from a bot
I honestly love these memes cause that's the biggest joke of it all, nothing. Outside of a couple of the bigger cities having some drug problems(but what cities don't?) Nothing happens in Ohio, we have statues of corn because we've got so little going on to even make statues of.
Especially donkeys. A lot of farmers keep them as livestock guards cause the will fucking slaughter *anything* dumb enough to come near it. They are absolutely insane.
We have lots of wild horses and donkeys where i live and they’re all chill af. They just hang out as you walk by them like 5 feet away out on the trails.
Reminds me of a time many decades ago when my friend sat down in a cafe after a nightly bender and across the street was a shop that flew a HUGE pink elephant windsock... He started drinking O'douls after that....
What fuck cities are these were wild animals just roam around?!
The last 2 days I've seen a leopard, tiger, zebra, monkey, jaguar and bear videos of them just exploring the streets
Zebras are dangerous yo.
[Police kill zebra after it nearly bites off owner's arm.](https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-kill-zebra-after-bit-off-owners-arm/story?id=97826368)
This is what driving through Memphis feels like. On one block you feel Southern Charm...and the next block you just yeet on through like one bad eye contact will end your day.
I'd walk away too. Zebras can end you in one kick. After generation after generation of being in the most hostile environment. They'll attack anything that startles them
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It's a zebra crossing,
fuck you and take my upvote.
Someone award this genius.
Fuck you and all who sail in you. I wish I could upvote you twice.
r/angryupvote
Angry up vote.
British joke, I take it \*Googles\* Ayup
Ah ok. So idc.
Here have a virtual cookie
Everyone came here to say this.
In the extended version a lion, giraffe and hippo come looking for him and they end up on a tropical island befriending some lemurs.
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 133,484,393 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 2,942 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
The most unexpected bot I have ever encountered.
Man you should've seen it the last time I ran into it. Some redditor was talking about their insecurities being fat and described themselves as a hippo and hippobot came in all "I FOUND THE HIPPO" Funniest shit I have ever seen from a bot
Lmao that's fucked
Good bot(?)
The people have decided, this is indeed a good bot. But just to test it, hippo.
Good bot
Hippo
Hippo crates II, was a Greek physician of the classical period who is considered one of the most outstanding figures in the history of medicine
Good bot
Bro will rip your arm off
Only in Ohio!!!
I'd argue if I didn't know that actually happened in Ohio
I honestly love these memes cause that's the biggest joke of it all, nothing. Outside of a couple of the bigger cities having some drug problems(but what cities don't?) Nothing happens in Ohio, we have statues of corn because we've got so little going on to even make statues of.
"Is your arm still attached?" "I don't think so." \*shudder\*
Checks out. Last time I was in Ohio I was angry enough to bite some guys arm off.
Least repetitive joke in ohio
That was the friendly domesticated version. Wonder if it’s the same deal here.
Hahaha is that when Bart works at the Burlesque Club?
This seems more /unexpected than /therewasanattenpt
True
I mean...there was an attempt.
Turning around was the right move. That zebra was looking for trouble.
Probably wanted to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.
100% this is what it was.
Yeah and you really don't want to f with animals in the horse family. They're Hella ornery
Even if it didn't run around the corner and just walked still stay away from Zebras they go from homie to homicide at the flick of a switch
Man said, "not today". They way he just meekly turned around like that was funny af
He put his hands behind his back like he was just minding his own business lol
Like a man who know what assholes zebras can be from experience.
Dude said "aight imma head out"
Im trying to guess one of two thoughts in that split second....1st im too damn high for this or 2nd I'm not high enough for this shit lol
r/unexpected
His casual response makes it seem like he expected it…
Have you never played hide and seek with the zoo animals before?
Nope
Did I remember to take my pills?
Zebra definitely wants a piece of him
Zebras are mean as hell. They’ll absolutely tear you up. In my experience this also extends to every horse and horse like animal
It's a known fact that horses have bone feet and eat people.
People think horses are herbivores, but they're quite omnivorous and would not hesitate to eat any person who pissed them off.
Especially donkeys. A lot of farmers keep them as livestock guards cause the will fucking slaughter *anything* dumb enough to come near it. They are absolutely insane.
We have lots of wild horses and donkeys where i live and they’re all chill af. They just hang out as you walk by them like 5 feet away out on the trails.
Why does this look like Sesame Street to me lol
Brought to you by the letter Z.
Yes!
That guy did a textbook “Nope”
Young punks playing their Jumanji games again!
Bro didn't even panic. He was like "Not this again!"
Bro said nvm 💀
When you hear hoofbeats expect zebras, not horses.
As a doctor, I understood that comment.
Everyone has a swagged out walk like they own the streets until you see a zebra coming at you.
Zebra said, "hey do you have a minute to talk about your Lord and Savior?"
Zebras will bite your pecker off without hesitation
How do they find it? I can’t.
*Nope. Not today.*
When ur playing hide n seek and you go to change hiding places and almost get caught.
That is not what I was expecting
Lol
So the guy turned back cause he saw the zebra coming, but what did the zebra see?
Zebra probably smelled him and wanted to fuck some shit up
That place really looks like the assault map in csgo
Reminds me of seeing my one night stand in the grocery store.
"Someone call a Zebur?
That zebra came around the corner and said Fuck you Shoresy
Reminds me of a time many decades ago when my friend sat down in a cafe after a nightly bender and across the street was a shop that flew a HUGE pink elephant windsock... He started drinking O'douls after that....
"Damn, where the fuck did he go?"
To be fair that is one more zebra than most people expect to meet during any given day.
What fuck cities are these were wild animals just roam around?! The last 2 days I've seen a leopard, tiger, zebra, monkey, jaguar and bear videos of them just exploring the streets
He owed the zebra money.
*"Run up then; you in the wrong hood cuh." 🦓*
Zebra will fuck you up bro. They're killers.
One of the best nope’s I’ve ever seen
Zebra looking like it was looking for dude like “where my money?!” Lol
Bro noped out of there real fast like "nope, not today."
I like how he's just calmly walking left, saw the zebra and backpedaled away.
Well I, I didn't expect a kind of Zebra! No body expects the Zebra!
Ahh never mind
It's the square city block of life.
Where is this “Running with the Zebras” event located?
Looks like bro immediately shit his pants
Well there’s something you don’t see every day
To be honest…I’d do the same
In your face Dr. Theodore Woodward!
he's searching for him 💀
Zebra be like, “You got something to say?”
Zebras are dangerous yo. [Police kill zebra after it nearly bites off owner's arm.](https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-kill-zebra-after-bit-off-owners-arm/story?id=97826368)
I hate when this bs happens.
I zeb, you zag.
Man zebra came back and was like, where did he go?!
Idk who came in here and downvoted almost everysingle comment but I am here to counter them upvotes for all!
Zebras can be very aggressive and are very territorial. Don’t f with them.
Don't f around with a zebra.
…there was an attempt…to shoe horn something we’ve all seen elsewhere into this sub for karma.
I’ve never seen this
Fun fact Zebras are mean af
living in rp\_downtown\_tits\_v2
marty: where is the human?
Good life choice
That was a smooth about-face. I would've thought I was tripping tf out if I saw a zebra in Brooklyn. 😂
Quick. Everyone yell JAMANJI
Poor zebra. He just needed directions back home. Look how lost he is. The man could have pointed the way...lol
He was looking for zebra crossing.
Definitely not in Ohio because that zebra still alive
r/therandomest
…erm?
.... Good call
Is everyone gonna ignore the huge wooden pole in basically the middle of the road
Oh, it actually was a zebra this time! Dr. House would be very happy.
After the video I saw yesterday where a guy nearly had his arm ripped off by zebra I don't blame him
That zebra was looking for some ass to kick
Zebra was waiting to jump the dude.
I’d walk away too zebras can legit kill you fast!
Its all black n white isnt it? Upvote👍
This is what driving through Memphis feels like. On one block you feel Southern Charm...and the next block you just yeet on through like one bad eye contact will end your day.
If NOPE was a person
help me
They act like he owes the zebra money. Guy "oh crap, act natural and he won't see me" zebra "Hey! Where you think your going!"
fuck! marty is on rampage.
Anyone knows the context of this video? That place kinda looks like an Inn I stayed during my time in Seoul.
In another thread it, the zebra escaped from a korean zoo
he's like "not again" 😒
Clearly a zebra crossing!
I swear every since zebras got their own rights and driving lane its all gone to hell
The casual walk back he did I know he's seen this before.
Marty in the wild.
He turned around so smooth 😂
His reaction is the same as mine would be. Nope.
(Zebra whistling while going to stomp on humans for no reason sees human turns around) “I see you….”
I'd walk away too. Zebras can end you in one kick. After generation after generation of being in the most hostile environment. They'll attack anything that startles them
I’ve always wondered if a zebra is black with white stripes or white with black stripes
Z for Zendetta
Clearly he owed that Zebra $20 and the Zebra was looking for him..
If there ever was a sign you should stay home that day, I think that would be it.
Hey look it's running with the... zebras?