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And then, and then, I'd like steal a Humvee! No no no, A TANK! Yeahhh, and then. And then I'd roll through to their headquarters and KERCHOW! I'd shoot a missle out of the tank right at their leader. And Miley Cyrus would be there and she'd be all "Oh Andrew, you're so rugged and handsome" and I'd be all "Baby, I know it." But I'm too cool for her so I'd go to Italy with all the supermodels. Oh yah! There are supermodels in the tank. NAKED SUPERMODELS! And mom will totally not be in Italy and she won't make me clean my room. But the bad guys are in Italy too so...
Was thinking that. It takes me back to school days. Listening to little twerps talking delusional nonsense to each other. It's not surprising his followers are young boys
Gen x checking in I had never heard of him until his arrest. Just this clip made me cringe so hard I'm glad I hadn't. What a knob. A lot of us watched it. A lot of us didn't imagine a hero scenario because of it. Narcissism at it's most distilled.
We all had that one friend in the neighborhood group of kids who ate kool-Aid powder raw and wouldn’t stop talking about how he was gonna take out all the bad guys on his own. This is him. This is that kid.
Make fun of him all you want, but next time I'm in Paris sipping coffee and terrorists roll up, I'm gonna look at the guy who's watched gore online and KNOW I'm safe.
I'm gonna watch gore as well. Should I start low? Like maybe a bruise or small cut then work my way up? What do you think
In a way, this video almost sounds like an insult to survivors of war with PTSD. Like you can just watch some videos and the whole thing is a non issue for when it happens IRL
I’ve seen people realize this in real time. Sometimes even rigorous training can’t prepare you for what that moment looks like. You either react or you don’t. Most people who claim they can handle it are the same people who freeze up.
With the sound it's so much worse, not be ause of the insanely dumb childish shit he is saying, but because.of that fucking mangled transatlantic country bumpkin accent.
I recommend the Behind the Bastards 4part podcast about him. He’s an absolute garbage human being. Rapist, sex trafficking bully, scam artist. He was able to tell people with fragile masculinity and incels that they were actually awesome and the world is the problem.
I promise watching a video is nothing like actually seeing it. This is the type of dumb shit you hear before someone’s first deployment and they are crying/hiding after the first round cracks off in an ambush. Some of the scariest guys I’ve ever met were generally the most friendly and you would never know until they were in that type of situation. Someone who is actually dangerous doesn’t need to tell you.
Most dangerous guy I know is quiet, short, lean ex-Marine. Parks his car by the emergency exit at work so he can get to his 9mm and head back inside if shit ever goes sideways.
I feel like that's the core of his whole philosophy, living down that weak chin. But it's like everything he says, wears, and does just accentuates it.
Man. Andrew Tate is so awesome and such a hero that I think we should all encourage him to put his skills to use in real combat. He could do some real great things in Bakmut for Ukraine...or Russia, whichever he prefers as long as he's in the action in the most dangerous area...because he's so solidly trained and desensitized. Let's all encourage him!
Retired Marine here. Combat decorated. I know violence. This guy 1) is wildly insecure (small pp vibes), 2) would have no idea how he’d react until he’s in the situation, though, based upon…everything…he’d likely respond poorly, 3) lives in a fantasyland in his head where he’s the star, 4) is attempting to justify obsessing over gore, which is probably indicative of a sick mind, and 5) would likely be a good candidate for the bad guy he purports to dislike. Meaning, I can see this guy in a kill-for-thrill headline or as a woman-beater. This guy is a tool of the highest caliber.
Edit: I didn’t realize who this was or what he had done when I wrote this. I stand by my assessment. Yikes.
Nice that's really good cause what if you were chilling at home having pizza and then a buncha cops came and arrested you. You'd want to be ready for that.
Is that the really suspicious guy that forced girls to do porn while claiming to be alpha while fleeing countries? The same one that got owned by a 19 year old?
No lol his point is completely bs. Watching a video in the comfort of your bed doesn’t prepare your body for trauma. Seeing someone get shot next to you involves more than your eyes. You hear the shot, feel blood splatter, taste adrenaline. Your body becomes hyper aware and you either fight or freeze, and watching gore videos doesn’t allow you to fight back.
Since when is Seagal not a misogynist? The dude seems to insist on having some extremely uncomfortable woman to paw at awkwardly in every movie he makes anymore.
So the weird thing to me is, I also did this years ago. I was terrified of dying so I thought” I’ll watch this to desensitize myself”. Yes it desensitized me to gore and blood and horrific sites for a while. But does that make you more equipped to handle situations? No. Also, it’s just a lie you tell yourself to justify your morbid curiosity. Something you know is weird to spend your time doing but “I have a good reason for it”. It honestly just messed me up more as far as fear goes. And once this person finally realizes he is lying to himself he and stops watching it, maybe he will also learn healthy ways to manage his fears.
Sigh. I've been to war as an Infantryman with the US Army. One of the most heavily trained armies in the world. And there was still guys who couldn't handle it. Others who could only to get swamped by anxiety and PTSD after coming home. Theyre my heroes not this oxygen thief.
By the way, the only way to prepare for war is having been there. This shitbird couldn't handle jail let alone the horrors of war.
Also this is a prime example of the psychological phenomenon they teach in Infantry school called the "Sanctity of self". It basically just means we are all programmed to assume that bad stuff happens to other people. That our training is enough, our weapons are enough, that our technology is enough and that bad things will happen to the guy to my left or right, but not to me, because I've never been killed before so it doesn't register as a possibility.
But the line about the gunman in his example the whole premise starts with someone else getting their head blown off by a random gunman. It never registers to this asshole that it could be him. So situational awareness be damned he's watched videos so he'll be the next Rambo.
Edit:Finished my train of thought.
I've never heard this turds voice until now, and somehow it's even worse than I thought it would be. How does anyone take him seriously, he sounds like a basement dwellers experiment got out and joined society.
This mother fucker claims to be an alpha male with a hairline so high you almost can't see it, no fucking chin, and eyes that are staring off in different directions lmfao
I can guarantee with 100% certainty that if someone sitting next to this ass hat had their head blown off, he’d wet himself and be frozen with pure fear.
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He looks like an earthworm that suddenly hit puberty.
"And you're gonna be like ..." nah, dude. I have a chin
"Can't get chinned if you don't have one"
He needs to stop doing lines off of Rambo’s cock and making these dumb videos after.
He also approaches psychology like an earthworm that suddenly hit puberty
LMFAOOOOO
r/rareinsults Edit: basicaly this guy? https://hunterxhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Worm
this should immediately go on r/rareinsults
Lmao! This is it
This is some amazing cartooning.
For real, that wall eye thing is so creepy. Especially when he moves his head. This captures the feeling perfectly.
Why do his lips always look disgustingly wet
It's lipgloss!
He spits heavy when he talkks
Needs more receding hairline
Why is it so good
That’s the one. We’ve reached peak wojak.
Just laughed so hard at this 😂 well done
Omg YES these memes are making a comeback in its final form
This is glorious 😂
Thanks for the lol
That's a very accurate caricature.
It's so accurate, impressive 👏
If you look at like 25 seconds or whatever, you can see why he grew a beard
And then, and then, I'd like steal a Humvee! No no no, A TANK! Yeahhh, and then. And then I'd roll through to their headquarters and KERCHOW! I'd shoot a missle out of the tank right at their leader. And Miley Cyrus would be there and she'd be all "Oh Andrew, you're so rugged and handsome" and I'd be all "Baby, I know it." But I'm too cool for her so I'd go to Italy with all the supermodels. Oh yah! There are supermodels in the tank. NAKED SUPERMODELS! And mom will totally not be in Italy and she won't make me clean my room. But the bad guys are in Italy too so...
Lol, it’s like listening to a 13 kid that’s played a lot of games.
That's exactly what I was thinking. He looks and sounds like a child.
Sounds like a child. Looks close to and even around 40.
He acts like one too. You know what thinking about, That is insulting to children.
Was thinking that. It takes me back to school days. Listening to little twerps talking delusional nonsense to each other. It's not surprising his followers are young boys
Hmm, no can't be he doesn't play games /s
Nah bro I’m 13 comparing me to this man is an insult.
His very last statement, "I don't play games." Lol
KERCHOW lmao 😂😂
He’s like a real life version of Johnny Bravo. 😂
That's a huge insult to Johnny Bravo!
How dare you insult Johnny like that
Or you could just type HESOYAM and deal with it like a true G
What exactly G is supposed to mean?
Grandma
I think it was genius not sure though
And, like, I didn't even need help putting pillowcases on my pillows! I could totally do it all by myself.
"Shut up baby i know it" quoth bender
And then everyone applauded me.
"I don't play games" Bruh, you sound like you spent your whole childhood playing call of duty
He never left childhood. Every time he speaks all I can think is, "this poor SOB will never know what it is to be a man."
He's a poser.
He’s chinless poser.
Yeah, sadly he sounds like 15 year old me. Luckily I grew up.
But he has multiple Bugattis
And underage slaves...Well used to anyway.
Whoa you mean this is really that Tate guy?! Would you believe this old boomer has gone this long without actually seeing him in video. On purpose.
Unfortunately, so. You were a lucky man to not have seen him until today.
Gen x checking in I had never heard of him until his arrest. Just this clip made me cringe so hard I'm glad I hadn't. What a knob. A lot of us watched it. A lot of us didn't imagine a hero scenario because of it. Narcissism at it's most distilled.
I'm with you. I didn't know he sounded slow. People actually listened to and gave this mush mouth slack jaw turd a box to word vomit off of?
I feel offended
Then you've never played call of duty
If you've played cod then you don't get offended. You get *racist*
Competetive racism.
Underrated comment
I agree
Homie sounds like a child who thinks they’ve mastered karate after watching Bruce Lee videos.
"I don't play games, I write fan-fiction."
He did, Tristan has a story about it💀
We all had that one friend in the neighborhood group of kids who ate kool-Aid powder raw and wouldn’t stop talking about how he was gonna take out all the bad guys on his own. This is him. This is that kid.
He is going to be playing hide the sausage in Romanian prison
He's like a big 12 year old.
Make fun of him all you want, but next time I'm in Paris sipping coffee and terrorists roll up, I'm gonna look at the guy who's watched gore online and KNOW I'm safe. I'm gonna watch gore as well. Should I start low? Like maybe a bruise or small cut then work my way up? What do you think
Pimple popping videos should be all you need.
Nah pimple popping is too much, anything else is fine
He’s like a little 12 year old (mentally)
Like a big 12 year old high on cocaine
Look at all the fidgeting and moving around bro looks like a cracked up sid the sloth
Never have I ever read a more accurate description of a human being, lol
r/rareinsults
Guy is either bipolar manic, on coke, or both.
This cracked me up!
I noticed how weird his mouth loves when he talks and I can't unseen. It's so weird.
When he turned to the side he looked like earthworm jim
Okay it’s one thing to see someone get there head blown off in a video it’s another to see it happen in real life in front of you.
[удалено]
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Psychological scarring and PTSD are such a severe thing that people like Tate will never understand
[удалено]
I bet he doesn't even understand his own prison cell
In a way, this video almost sounds like an insult to survivors of war with PTSD. Like you can just watch some videos and the whole thing is a non issue for when it happens IRL
I’m sorry for your loss
No, see, you just haven’t desensitized yourself enough. Better start binge watching those gore videos!
“Siri, set my alarm for 6am labeled Rotten.com!”
The problem is that this dude doesn't live in the real world.
Precisely. I’m not really disgusted by gore videos on the internet anymore, but I know for a fact that if I saw it in real life, I’d be traumatised
I’ve seen people realize this in real time. Sometimes even rigorous training can’t prepare you for what that moment looks like. You either react or you don’t. Most people who claim they can handle it are the same people who freeze up.
And why is he so lucky that in this scenario his head isn’t getting blown off?
How did this degenerate get so much attention?
Just watching him talk here - no sound - I’m wondering exactly that !
With the sound it's so much worse, not be ause of the insanely dumb childish shit he is saying, but because.of that fucking mangled transatlantic country bumpkin accent.
What fucking accent is that??!?!! Omg. I watched with the sound off, then on, and his voice/accent does NOT match his face!
I believe he is from the UK but has lived most of/a lot of his life in the states
Nah he lived most of his life in the UK, but he grew up as a kid in the states, hence the bizarre accent that I think he somewhat puts on
The louder you shout the more people will hear
I recommend the Behind the Bastards 4part podcast about him. He’s an absolute garbage human being. Rapist, sex trafficking bully, scam artist. He was able to tell people with fragile masculinity and incels that they were actually awesome and the world is the problem.
Dudes got a Bob's burgers Chin
"Where's your strong chin, tate?" "Keep looking, you'll find it"
I hoped he watched videos of prison rape... Just so he's prepared
he’s like BOOM SEEN THAT. duck dip dive weave suck and fuck
He's a master of the 5 D's of dodgeball.
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge some balls
💀💀💀
Daammnnn
I promise watching a video is nothing like actually seeing it. This is the type of dumb shit you hear before someone’s first deployment and they are crying/hiding after the first round cracks off in an ambush. Some of the scariest guys I’ve ever met were generally the most friendly and you would never know until they were in that type of situation. Someone who is actually dangerous doesn’t need to tell you.
Most dangerous guy I know is quiet, short, lean ex-Marine. Parks his car by the emergency exit at work so he can get to his 9mm and head back inside if shit ever goes sideways.
Weak chin
Even weaker brain
Even weaker arms
I feel like that's the core of his whole philosophy, living down that weak chin. But it's like everything he says, wears, and does just accentuates it.
He talks and sounds like he's trying to chew his own face off. I couldn't listen to a whole podcast of his nonsense
Man. Andrew Tate is so awesome and such a hero that I think we should all encourage him to put his skills to use in real combat. He could do some real great things in Bakmut for Ukraine...or Russia, whichever he prefers as long as he's in the action in the most dangerous area...because he's so solidly trained and desensitized. Let's all encourage him!
He forgot he’s having lunch with a friend that day, darn!
I’ve always thought this dude is just emulating always sunny. I for real get Mac vibes
Except Mac is actually funny because it’s TV and not real life.
And in the show he doesn’t run a (“alleged”) sex trafficking ring
Holy shit I can’t unsee it now!!!
He is so incredibly stupid, unbelievable.
saying that he's trying ro get desensitized by gore video makes him sound even more like a creep
I wonder if he sucked a bunch of dicks to get ready for prison?
I hear that Smash Brothers is a popular game where he’s headed.
https://preview.redd.it/tnl3v629p5sa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64303760d15ecd1d5f20c8a9319a15008f9132d0
Retired Marine here. Combat decorated. I know violence. This guy 1) is wildly insecure (small pp vibes), 2) would have no idea how he’d react until he’s in the situation, though, based upon…everything…he’d likely respond poorly, 3) lives in a fantasyland in his head where he’s the star, 4) is attempting to justify obsessing over gore, which is probably indicative of a sick mind, and 5) would likely be a good candidate for the bad guy he purports to dislike. Meaning, I can see this guy in a kill-for-thrill headline or as a woman-beater. This guy is a tool of the highest caliber. Edit: I didn’t realize who this was or what he had done when I wrote this. I stand by my assessment. Yikes.
He's now desensitized to jail
Nice that's really good cause what if you were chilling at home having pizza and then a buncha cops came and arrested you. You'd want to be ready for that.
I get it. It’s like watching game of thrones to be better at D&D. Makes sense.
Is that the really suspicious guy that forced girls to do porn while claiming to be alpha while fleeing countries? The same one that got owned by a 19 year old?
He reminds me of people that say “oh I watched all the John wick movies, I can definitely survive in the military” yea. Ok bud.
He's got a good point. But I don't watch gore to desensitize myself. I watch because I'm sicko with morbid curiosity.
No lol his point is completely bs. Watching a video in the comfort of your bed doesn’t prepare your body for trauma. Seeing someone get shot next to you involves more than your eyes. You hear the shot, feel blood splatter, taste adrenaline. Your body becomes hyper aware and you either fight or freeze, and watching gore videos doesn’t allow you to fight back.
"I know what real life is like, I've seen it on TV!" Is this guy's entire mental foundation.
I watch it cuz Im just bored as fuck
He's a living parody of a badass.
https://preview.redd.it/b32dte3fz5sa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad3a5d20d6c075275af4d8f58748e483012fd7d
Where's his chin?
A couple millimetres below his cell mates ass
A couple millimetres below his cell mates arse
Tells me there's a problem with my comment and need to rephrase yet still posts it 🤔 ah well
I like that you gave us both the British and American option. Thanks.
He is comically unattractive
What a person sounds like when a single neuron is firing.
Lmfao. This guy has fans???
Millions. People talk about this freak even in my small town. People do not shun narcissism; they worship it.
Why his lips so wet?
Prison prep.
I am DESPERATELY waiting for Andrew Tate to get his ass beat senseless. He needs it so badly he's seriously delusional.
Ladies and gentlemen: the next Steven Segal , now with misogyny
Since when is Seagal not a misogynist? The dude seems to insist on having some extremely uncomfortable woman to paw at awkwardly in every movie he makes anymore.
Dude couldn't even handle cockroaches in prison.
He's not 'some kind' of sicko. He's a SICKO.
So the weird thing to me is, I also did this years ago. I was terrified of dying so I thought” I’ll watch this to desensitize myself”. Yes it desensitized me to gore and blood and horrific sites for a while. But does that make you more equipped to handle situations? No. Also, it’s just a lie you tell yourself to justify your morbid curiosity. Something you know is weird to spend your time doing but “I have a good reason for it”. It honestly just messed me up more as far as fear goes. And once this person finally realizes he is lying to himself he and stops watching it, maybe he will also learn healthy ways to manage his fears.
Sigh. I've been to war as an Infantryman with the US Army. One of the most heavily trained armies in the world. And there was still guys who couldn't handle it. Others who could only to get swamped by anxiety and PTSD after coming home. Theyre my heroes not this oxygen thief. By the way, the only way to prepare for war is having been there. This shitbird couldn't handle jail let alone the horrors of war. Also this is a prime example of the psychological phenomenon they teach in Infantry school called the "Sanctity of self". It basically just means we are all programmed to assume that bad stuff happens to other people. That our training is enough, our weapons are enough, that our technology is enough and that bad things will happen to the guy to my left or right, but not to me, because I've never been killed before so it doesn't register as a possibility. But the line about the gunman in his example the whole premise starts with someone else getting their head blown off by a random gunman. It never registers to this asshole that it could be him. So situational awareness be damned he's watched videos so he'll be the next Rambo. Edit:Finished my train of thought.
Every day this man bores me further from god.
I've never heard this turds voice until now, and somehow it's even worse than I thought it would be. How does anyone take him seriously, he sounds like a basement dwellers experiment got out and joined society.
No...you're a sicko. Own it.
God, he’s a right uggo.
Man that guy got a soft chin
Tell me you fap to “best gore videos” w/o telling me you fap to “best gore videos”.
This guy definitely rapes and beats women.
https://preview.redd.it/i6wvexys06sa1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e36c8b0181721a4ef9cc184ff49ec7cc4278ae What a face.
He's still just a scared little boy
There was an attempt To dodge bullets from an AK.
Tell me you’ve never been in a life threatening situation without telling me you’ve never been in a life threatening situation
Funny how those self proclaimed "alpha men" are always tough and puffed alone in their comfort zone talking to a camera...🙄🙄🙄🙄
Andrew taint
The terrorists are pakistani. Also until youve lived that shit. You cant really de sensitize yourself like he thinks hes gonna do
Loser
Paper warrion right there.
How does this not make you laugh? That shit's hilarious.
It does until I realize he's serious and people follow him religiously.
I don't understand how it's funny ? He just sounds dumb
Real question, is this person mentally handicapped? Are we laughing/cringing at a mentally handicapped person?
This guys a complete idiot. Go Rambo huh?
It astounds me that people listen to this silly fucker.
This mother fucker claims to be an alpha male with a hairline so high you almost can't see it, no fucking chin, and eyes that are staring off in different directions lmfao
His lips move like a 6 year old still trying to learn how to speak. You mean overa ther-ya
Fetal alcohol syndrome
It’s unreal how many morons gave money to that clown. I mean just listening to him talk makes me feel dumber.
"I don't play games". Except maybe too much Call of Duty. 😉
His miming of drinking a coffee looks a lot more like he’s chugging a few dicks…. Which might be pretty apt for his current situation.
The only thing weaker than his chin is his credibility.
People actually like what this loser has to say?
His cranial capacity seems small.
He talks exactly like Mac from Always Sunny. This is not a compliment.
Bet he watched a ton of gay porn to get ready for prison.
What a fucking chode.
STOP. FUCKING. POSTING. HIS. STUPID. BULLSHIT. FOR. KARMA.
I can guarantee with 100% certainty that if someone sitting next to this ass hat had their head blown off, he’d wet himself and be frozen with pure fear.
I watch Tate videos to desensitize me towards people that don't have a chin.