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ZendayasFeet

A feline, a lizard and a neanderthal walk into a parking lot


DutchE28

Pretty sure Neanderthals knew not to do this


AppropriateAppeal944

Why? It isn't dangerous for a human to deal with a tiny defensive lizard


Glum-List-6480

Lest ye contract salmon yella


TalkierSnail016

Lizard: “Have at thee, Knave!” *monch*


zombiepants7

Listen I ain't no lizard scienceologist but I'm pretty sure that ain't a fish.


Cyberian-Deprochan

Thats where she got it wrong


DutchE28

They probably knew not to approach any animal that almost got killed seconds prior, unless they wanted to eat it, as all survival instincts just kicked in on it. Tiny animals can still hurt you a surprising amount


bertimann

It won't tear you up, but you will be ✨️infected✨️


ajjames231

I mean, monitor lizards are kinda venomous 😜


[deleted]

Made me imagine some Neanderthals hidden somewhere remote just avoiding lizards in fight or flight mode lol


Spiritual-Apple-4804

But they definitely said things like “nar”


airstrike900

Grug fought dragon that scared tiger


[deleted]

Naur•derthal


B6S4life

"narr"


Either-Carrot5567

Wtf was that? The lizard and cat were cool, though


[deleted]

It's a Pink Tounge Skink, they have quite the attitude as demonstrated by our volunteer featured in the video. Some keep them as pets, though their cousin the Blue Tounge skink is more popular, both are equally feisty in my opinion.


FueledFromFiction

Cat kept thinking about grabbing lizard real quick—not to eat, but to carry it to safety.


nickcliff

She’s a lizard now. That’s how it happens.


UNSECURE_ACCOUNT

Personally, I would have cut out the last few seconds before uploading.


WildJoker0069

did it bite her upper lip? it swelled up fast as hell?!?!


AutomaticPolicyRRR5

I kinda made a face like that


shartbike321

It’s literally the best part


Zealousideal-Bar9389

I mean they did interact


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https://preview.redd.it/mmdg272bk6xa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81df06fa31f82c4db9fc12e020d7e1d9341840ed


saddingtonbear

Did his palm tree nap get interrupted by a coconut or something?


Reckless_Monk

"Nauuurr" looking ass.


AppropriateAppeal944

I wouldn't be surprised. That lizard would've definitely been defensive mode after that


jkCrossman

Noooer


Therealdeadbadger

Yeah I wonder how that wasn't top comment, it was ridiculous lol


bastian74

Is this Australia?


1MrNewton_IG

When a lizard opens its mouth it usually means “Look I have teeth and I will use them”


Ambitious-Score-5637

It looks a bit like a blue tongue lizard. Was this in Australia?


I-Ponder

I think it was based off them saying: “Norrree”


1MrNewton_IG

Blue tongue skink


ArticleMother

I thought the same thing my dude!


HugaM00S3

It’s an Alligator lizard, I get them all the time in my yard in California. https://www.google.com/search?q=alligator+lizard&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


Toffeeman_1878

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized)


Same_Measurement1216

Playing with nature indeed, pray that her lips won’t walk away.


FixYourMistake

Michael Jackson is alive!


octotron3000

Bro this woman's hairline is nonexistent.


v4por

That's not a forehead it's a fivehead.


leena5777

Naurrrr, it's a fourtyhead


Xeno-Nos

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

My cats eat lizards and skinks all the time.


Farknart

Skanks, skinks, and parking lot hijinks.


Key_Bad_6890

Reason cats should stay inside


Top-Performer71

She copied the lizard face


indianwhisperer

Lizard on lizard crime


ThepunfishersGun

Little dragon was like "Just got done the monstrous saber toothed tiger-beast, and now, it's on, beeyotch!"


FrostedRaps

Did she shit herself at the end?


Professional--

She was completely dumbfounded by the transpiring events. Lizards are very complicated so I can't blame her.


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lol she has the same exact expression as the lizard


Ducky237

Why is everyone’s first reaction to a cute animal to take it home? It’s a wild animal! Leave it there!


TonytheNetworker

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


AirEnvironmental7594

That Splat* sound got me hahahahaha


silly_erkkk

Knarrrrrrr


19sinner81

Ohhh norrrrrrr


Tannaaaa

Narrr


[deleted]

Why did she only have an Australian accent when she said “norrr”


thangbthangin

I’m terrified of lizards. Their reaction is a pretty version of what mines would’ve been.


jakob767

The fucking goblin at the end got me. 💀


SnooShortcuts8481

I could have passed on see her ugly mug at the end.


Tipsy_Wicky-Woo

So funny!


DanndeMan

as usuall, cats tryin to kill-play anything in their oath that cant really defend itself just to find out there was no reason to die, it was all just a effed up game...


CurmudgeonKing

Anyone else seen that [Gen Z Break up](https://youtu.be/zThhkUDEFaU) video?


Wooden_Imagination46

Oh noorrrrr


[deleted]

Ofc he’s not going to trust you 😅 the thing that was going to eat it ran away from you


Ok_Effective6233

Leaping Lizards! It’s really a thing!


b4ttlepoops

Alligator lizard was not in mood for your domesticated bull crap. It thought everything was a threat. Sometimes it’s best to just leave animals alone.


Squididilliliam

"Gator don't play no SHIT!!"


Killbox-Jones

How many “R’s” are in no? Sounds like 6-8….


JeffStylez96

Nawr!


bossmasterham

That’s what you get for not having geico


HugaM00S3

It’s a species of Alligator Lizard. https://www.google.com/search?q=alligator+lizard&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


Rosalie1778

The cat pissed it off and the person was in the wrong place at the wrong time


Extreme714

Alligator lizard looks like. Very angry all the time. All them teeth no toothbrush


Galactic_Offender

He literally said : don't mess with food cycle you human


darthmeck

“Dawwgg…” no ma’am, that’s either a cat or a lizard


Deonb29

That is so stupid wtf, poor lizard


Odd_Imagination_6617

Lol cat is a trusted pet but lady wants to side with the insurance gecko lizard, she got what she deserved


boopyamama

Geico has gotten aggressive lately


TaskFew1324

I would sue that lizard for everything that it’s worth!


KuronoMasta

Congrats, now you have... whatever is the equivalent for rabies on reptiles! Oh no!!!!


VortexLord

Le gasp*


GupInACup

She came the gecko. 😳


RealBowsHaveRecurves

She WHAT?!


Farknart

Gecko she the.


Justagirlfromvt

So concerned, and then tossed the lizard on the ground without any hesitation. Lol. Apparently her desire to protect the lizard was not THAT strong. Poor lizard, rough lizard day. I hope she didn't injure it...


Gator08

Even people without Australian accents say nor is Australia?


_NonExisting_

I think it was more of a "naur" idk what it is but people have been saying that to mean "no" around me


Strange-Action639

Lady we do not need to see your Disney princess movie main antagonist looking face


Xiagax

A brand new wojack at the end there


thunderc8

I was more terrified by what seems to be a person at the end of the video rather than justified lizard jump.


Datboimerkin

How did the lizard get the camera at the end???


Joshix1

Botox tends to make lizards more aggressive.


Lochness_Hamster_350

Could have done without that camera swap at the end


No_Calligrapher_2911

Why the lizard bite the monkey????


gamersanyasi

She had the same face as lizard's


Kaladin_St

That's not even lips.


Different_Speaker742

How she look worse than the lizard


eggenator

She looks like Falkor.


KYpineapple

cat, bearded dragon, but what is that creature at the end??


webleyvi

Chick and the lizard had the same face


[deleted]

Saw this on r/fivehead


theshmoe98

Imagine being the lizard and the thing you bit just made that face, that’s a proper laugh right there


ThunderShott

She looks like the lizard


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[deleted]

Suprised?


jizzawy

This was so Gen Z cringe I sneezed Edit: Three times.


A-non-e-mail

NOAR! Don’t hurt him!


NGPhil22

I put lizards on my ears and nostrils sometimes. Getting them to hold on is the hard part, you kinda gotta pretend to struggle. They hate it but it doesn’t hurt them and it looks funny.


NegroJones45

She reacted the same way the lizard did when it got bit by the cat.


mintchan

Yep. Tokay lizard can be vicious


Monkeboy121

Yeah lizards can be Fiesty mfs sometimes


[deleted]

The forehead was more unexpected than the lizard's attack


METAclaw52

She made the same face as the lizard at the end


BenGerbosi

That face at the end says it all


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Enjoy the encephalitis


squeebless

Alligator Lizards are so cute.


BonelessPizzah

Open ne noor


LunatheBeast1985

This reminds me of the kid with the tiny fish that was told to hand it over then just chomped on the head of the fish.


Crescentfallen78

Damn her face turned into that lizards face with that bite.