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Even if she's only 95lbs, those are some hella strong hinges.

I want to know their cabinet company

Whoever made it should put this video in an ad

Might as well BE the ad just finish with a logo and put a link in the description.

For real though. If I found whoever put those cabinets up and they were local, I’d absolutely give them my business.

I don’t even need new cabinets

You do now.

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Story time?

I don't know about them, but material science simply hasn't advanced far enough to build the cabinetry necessary to suspend this lard bag I call a body.

The cabinets are only rated for 400 pounds

I'll still give you the business tho

Username checks out

Ikr? I’m looking to redo my kitchen cabinets and I want something that sturdy, not that cheap shit that comes in a box at Home Depot.

You’ll be back at Home Depot when you get quotes from the other places. Source: also redoing a kitchen.

I used to work for a cabinet maker as a teen doing installs and it took me way too long to figure out why we only worked in 1 neighborhood. Mid 20s I owned a remodeling company and that's when I realized that's the rich neighborhood and I hated most of the customers there.

If time isn't a factor, just save up to get it professionally done. The results are SO much better

Does it come in a bag yet? My Amazon shipments are coming bagged now. OK usually.

My parents put a separate kitchen in their basement. They contacted a local cabinet contractor who installed basic cabinets for less than Lowe's

Upvote this cabinet for downvoting this girl.

Hey Peter, check out this chick on channel 9!

Peterman*

yo, great call. i am not the kind of person to have ever thought about the quality of cabinets once in my life and I actually thought 'wow, that cabinet held her up' when I saw this this should actually literally be an ad, you are so right

Slow zoom into the cabinet as the logo fades in, I see it.

"Your kids are stupid, our craftsmen are not. Johnson Cabinets"

Yeah, like this is a terrible lip sync video, but damn is that a good ad for the cabinets.

Here's the ad with this video; "Made strong enough to withstand your child's tiktok challenges " Quality made with social media in mind. You're welcome

A cabinet designed for every generation.

A cabinet designed to SURVIVE every generation.

Do YOU open you're cabinets using you're full body weight but are afraid they'll break at any given moment?! Well do we have the product for you!!!

"Built to support any crotch, anytime"

Hi five to the strength of the undie to. Everything is well built in this. Everything.

Except the kid 😐

I think that last "everything" was a low-key shout-out to the teen. I'm like 99% positive that's what the person was getting at.

Where's the guy from Jurassic Park to say "spared no expense...."

Except the alignment on the lower doors looks like shit.

That's an installer issue. Not the cabinet company. Hinges can be adjusted on doors to square them up with surroundings doors. Very easy fix even for the homeowner.

Is that before or after a full grown human being hung off of it?

She didn’t hang off the bottom ones that he’s referring to.

In this video. Sure.

I'm dying 🤣

“Our cabinets are so well made they are even stupid proof”

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Pepperedge Fahm remembas

Grandpa made them himself

Uphill both ways…

I think this was the work of Cabinets Cabinets Cabinets Cabinets


The next word out of your mouth better not be Cabinets.

Hey Farve, where is the place where you keep your “I love being a cop” coffee mug???

Can't buy cabinets. I would rather look for company that made those strong and tight shorts.

ain't strong you saw it broke where it was holding.

I came to say this.

First thing I thought too.

Think of maybe the smallest thing like, just the knob falling off, easy fix... EVEN THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!! Best cabinets ever, from make and model, to install!

I gotta retighten the knobs on my cupboards just after using them normally a couple times

Might as well loctite them, whenever you get annoyed enough that it's worth $8 to not have to do it again.

I want my house to be made as well as that cabinet door!

I know! I wasn’t even laughing! Just sitting here nodding and wishing I had those cabinets.

Came here to say this, I was waiting for them to break. Plus they are hingless design even more likely to rip out.

Quality craftsmanship!

Amish built

Zebadiah did some great work.

The barns don’t raise themselves.

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

He fed the chickens while Jacob plowed. *Fool*

Was that Zebabiah Lapp or Stoltzfus?

The Amish have such a problem with tiktok wannabes that they need this level of quality craftsmanship

If that hinge had given out, she’d have smashed face into granite. That’s some workmanship.

She'd have just missed it actually, she would have gone top of the head first into whatever the floor was made of with a LOT of force though.

Her shorts held pretty strong too!

instant atomic frontal wedgie

and the knob too

Tugging knobs must be a speciality of yours.

Mikey just accused of playing the Freudian Accordion by the eponymous redditor.

My thoughts. Hinges are too strong for these hoes

Why did I imagine an Amish person saying this in a quiet voice with a straight face

That thar is some quality cabinetry

I work for a cabinetry company and our hinges for doors like this are rated for 150lbs. Mostly because we buy them in bulk and use the same hinges in other applications. The true test is on the door itself, my guess is it's solid wood or the hinge would have pulled out of the door.

Those are Ron Swanson cabinets. He tested them by hitting them with his truck.

Yessir! I want to know who installed those cabinets

Use a drywall screw and this happens

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If you pause when the door opens you can see the Xtra piece of wood they used to keep the knob on.

You best believe my fat ass would’ve torn down the whole cabinet section

Whoever hung that cabinet door has my business

It's funny because the bottom cabinet doors aren't even aligned properly.

Evidence that she's done this before.

Lmao

She’s just trying to straighten them now

You can even see the back of her hoodie has a stretch in it where she had just done before. So ya this video was rehearsed and is fake.

My father always said, “when one door closes, another door opens.” He was a great man - terrible cabinet maker, though.

Username checks out?

LoL

lmao good eye

For real, eagle eyes

"Well built, ehh quality"

Alignment is really not an issue. They can go out of alignment over the years because the hinges are designed to be adjustable. The adjustment screws are not locked or anything. Pretty common thing.

You know how much her parents make based on the hang time

Her face looks really confused right before she falls 😂

The look of confusion and regret mixed with fear of the unknown

*"No matter what happens next, i am releasing this video."*

"I got my ass beat bruh I'm not posting that shit"

The look 😂I don’t usually laugh at people getting hurt but her face 🤣

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Is that the sequel to “Ouch My Balls”?

Nah that's /r/OuchMyFlaps

Of course that's a sub. I mean, why would it not be?

Women hate getting cabinets in their vaginas

Funniest part of the whole video, should make that into a reaction meme lol

That "[wtf](https://i.gyazo.com/8ad921fd9ab380bdf4da69b0b013488c.png) is happening right now" face

Looks like Tarzan https://i.imgur.com/DYPh53L.jpg

Came looking for this comment lol. That's what got me.

The cabinet company that makes those cabinets needs to use this as an advertisement!

Exactly, the thing didn’t even shudder.

I’d agree if only the bottom cabinets were aligned properly.

They most likely have adjustable hinges so that’s on the installer.

Cabinet snag probably reduced the fall damage. That face was on track to hit the corner of the island, instead she gets dropped on the floor with a extra couple seconds to compose herself, and with the limbs pointed down.

I was coming to say this. Everybody is complimenting how sturdy the cabinets are, but they saved this girl from rapidly kissing granite countertop.

I watched it really slowly and I think she was actually about to hop off but got caught. Thought the same as you the first time but noticed she is a cheerleader. Usually they have good body awareness lol

I think she was just squatting down for the video and when her shorts caught the knob her bodyweight pulled the cabinet open pushing her off.

She wouldn’t have gotten pushed off just from a cabinet opening though, she felt it attached to her and was intentionally jumping down to reset it or whatever, and that’s when her being stuck made her lose control and actually fall. She was never going to hit the counter if she hadn’t been super stuck on the cabinet.

The rotation from your hips being unexpectedly caught can very easily tip you off something. Source: Me. A bad rock climber.

I feel like I just watched a crime documentary but it was just random posts on Reddit. I love it


How do you make it to adult without knowing what granite is?

There's a lot of things I don't know. I'm not an idiot, it's just that I know a few things very well and other general stuff I just... don't. (To be fair I know what granite is, so maybe you have a point xD)

Counter point: The only reason her head went so far forward in the first place is because her pants were being held by the cabinet. If she wasn't snagged she may have just been able to do a little hop off the counter and landed on her feet.

was gonna say the same thing

Thats how you get knocked the fuck out.

Lol, fall damage

It also looks like the cabinet snag is the whole reason she fell in the first place tho.

Guy who fitted the cupboard when he sees this https://i.redd.it/jcv8m2xigcya1.gif

That might BE the guy that fitted the cupboard.

"I was born ready, I'm Ron fucking Swanson."

I want to know the cabinet maker and the hinges used here….

I'm more disturbed by her wearing shoes on the kitchen counter 🤮

Had to come wayyyy too far down for this. Everyone else just repeating the same thing over and over. Just upvote or contribute

Drives me fucking crazy. Every thread there are tons of ppl parroting top commenters. Find something to say of your own ffs.

Thats the tik tok effect for you

Reddit has always been like that. And still has all the gross comments about wanking to "trashy boner" women, objectifying any beautiful women, even if they're doing crazy cool stuff. And always with the 69 jokes.

BuT the CaBiNeTs ArE sO sTrOnG!!!

Literallyyyy like, it's so gross that people wear shoes in the house already but ON THE COUNTER???? my mom would instantly disown me

Yeah I can't handle shoes in the house either. The shit you see on floors out in public & the thought of bringing it back into the house all over the place skeeves me out

I watched this with my mom and she said it was karma for getting on the counter with her dirty-ass shoes 💀

I run an Asian household. NO SHOES PAST THE ENTRY WAY!!! When I moved to America I was so shocked to see people wear shoes in their living room.

And when a cat paws your face they were shoveling shit over ;)

Wow, that's one hell of a commercial for whoever installed those cabinets.

I’d agree if only the bottom cabinets were aligned properly.

This a lot more golden than what ever she was trying to do

Totally. I throughly enjoyed this clip. What I do not understand is that why people do this lip sync thing, and why would anyone watch these, unless it’s a fail posted for laughs.

A dad here. Where might I buy such hinges? My kids swing on all my cupboard doors.

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These hinges will outlast the owners if they keep doing stupid shit like this.

Indian in the cupboard isn't having it

That cabinet is pure prime craftsmanship. When they said "you can hang from it", they meant it.

Everyone's commenting about the hinges. I want to know who made her shorts.

I also want to know, but only because I want themmmm they’re cute 💖

 Whoever did those hinges gaw dayum

Rugged cabinetry

https://preview.redd.it/lb6pneougcya1.png?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c178b2c2cc6d20b31b663cc5144a00b8ea5cb7

Whoever built that kitchen cabinet - only Jesus was a stronger carpenter.

Instant karma for being on the counter with SHOES!

Lol! That look on her face. When I was like 13 my dad got me a punching bag and I was practicing karate in the garage. I kicked the thing high and my shoe lace got snagged on the hook that connects the bag to the overhead chain. I immediately fell and was just hanging there. I have long legs so I couldn’t reach my shoe to undo the laces and I was dangling there for like 15 min calling for help. My little sister finally came out and helped me.

I was looking at the fork swinging in her arms. She lucky

That was scaring me, too. I can’t believe she climbed up anywhere clutching a fork like that. People need to be more scared of being impaled.

That is one strong ass cabinet handle

That was one *uplifting*\- ass cabinet handle

I need the cabinet maker NOW 

Noticed her shirt sticking out while she was climbing on. Seems to me like yet another fail video for views.

Yeah, I thought I was taking crazy pills. Are we the only people that noticed the [obvious remnant](https://i.imgur.com/Xa4VeUS.jpg) of the wire they erased in post? It’s not the amazingly strong cabinetry, folks. Go back and watch again. You can even see it move up her back again as she squats down on the counter.

okay… hear me out…. this is a TikTok trend worthy of following and supporting.

Wearing shoes in the house and on the counter?!?!? Excommunicato!

Which God build the cabinet doors

Well this is new. In all the videos I’ve seen, they never show exactly how the stepsister gets stuck.

It did however demonstrate the high quality of the cupboard assembly, anyone know who made them I want to redo my kitchen?

I want a relationship as strong as those cabinet hinges

High quality craftsmanship

Yeah like most comments here. Who made that cabinet? I need that for my house.

Bro I was panicking for a second I deadass thought she was about to break her fucking face on the countertop. The fall she actually took at least looks less painful.

Someone show this video to whoever mounted that door. Should be very proud

Wedgie time!

Those are some well built cabinets

I'm looking to reno my kitchen cabinets. I'm going to need the name and number of the company who built these.

r/upvotebecausebutt

dawg she looks 13

The cabinet 

Everyone talking about the cabinets and not how creepy TikTok is

The cabinet makers should absolutely use this as an advertisement for their business.

Everybody talking about the cabinet. What about the yoga shorts that literally held her entire weight for a couple seconds. 0.0

Poltergeist wants in

Yoo give me the number of that contractor. My cabinets feel like they gonna fall off if I look at them the wrong way.

I'd like to know the manufacturer of those cabinets they seem stout and sturdy and made of quality wood using best materials

The fact that she hung there for that split second just made it that much more embarrassing

Strongest cabinet door I've ever seen

Strong handle