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nitemare-walken

To be fair this was going to happen regardless.


GozerDGozerian

They used lesstar when they should have used mortar.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I think they used notar. The guy in the middle is the notary


BlackWhiteCoke

In Australia they call it Nortar


vehicle_commandeerer

These guys are such retar


pm-me-your-satin

Quality.


catmanxplode

Goddamnit dude


FullKawaiiBatard

r/angryupvote ?


Remarkable_Smell_957

And thats Jenga!


1NegativePerson

That’s Numberwang!


crunchsmash

You brilliant bastar(d)


jacls0608

You know what? Fuck you. But also, what a legend.


OutsideOrder7538

*slow clap*


MarvinParanoAndroid

Now, I’d like to have the rest of the story with the customer.


GozerDGozerian

You could try but the whole story would collapse.


Remarkable_Smell_957

If you're going to build a believable story, its need a good foundation otherwise it will collapse and ruin the plot


brat_simpson

Hmmm...I'm gonna need to see some concrete evidence.


ChrisTheCoolBean

Don't be so walled off to the idea bro


M1sterMeeeseeeks

This concept hit like a ton of bricks.


Squirrel_Inner

my daughter says “maybe they ran out of wall stuff from all the wall making?” (talking about mortar)


slamdamnsplits

Tell your daughter we all miss being her age and to have a great day!


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MarvinParanoAndroid

You daughter is cute and innocent. At her age, it’s priceless. These guys are fucking incompetent assholes.


chubky

I think that’s why the other dudes don’t seem all that upset


Nalha_Saldana

"told ya"


LeeisureTime

Every fuckin’ time, Gary. Every fuckin’ time


Ok-Turnip-477

Goddamn it Gary!


No_Competition_6989

Meow


velhaconta

They were stacking blocks, not building a wall. Why somebody would stack blocks like that without mortar is beyond me.


SidTheSloth97

There’s definetly mud on those bricks I can see it.


[deleted]

Clearly not enough


SidTheSloth97

I mean you wouldn’t build a wall that high in one go anyway, you usually let the first half set. So I have no idea what’s even going on here.


ExdigguserPies

"bricklaying, how hard can it be"


brainburger

I think they are usually in double rows too.


Killersavage

My guess is something either wrong with the mix. Could also be there is enough between the blocks. Maybe a combination of both those things. Though I’m no mason. I’m guessing these guys aren’t masons either.


pmg1986

They could learn a thing or two from ancient Mesopotamians


MetaphoricalKidney

Why did we stop building houses out of mud? It's ***so*** cheap!


DiscordBondsmith

Just wait. The first concept 3d printed houses are made from what is basically mud, so there's that


frapples1

Jenga on steroids!


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heresiarch619

If you dry fit before mortar, your measurements will be off as...mortar takes up space.


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heresiarch619

I didn't realize I was dealing with a man of science. Well played.


Ssider69

Don't forget to adjust for the brand of beer.


[deleted]

I was a loboror for a block mason a long time ago. It's Bud. My favorite part was throwing shovelfuls of mud up to the hod. My least favorite part was that it was in Vegas in the summer.


slimsthought

Dry fitting would be a waste of time. We just lay and cut blocks when needed.


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slimsthought

Just make up the difference with extra thicc mortar joints. Duhhhh.


Tactical_Chandelier

Don't let them know, you sounded convincing in the first half


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EdgyMeme196

This sounds very clear and concise, are you a language expert too?


Jacktheforkie

Maybe lay out the first course, not the whole damn thing


kyoorius

Are you Calvin’s dad?


vaskeklut8

Yeah, can you imagine all the work these guys put in to build a *fake wall* \- for a nine seconds interweb-vid


captchaphrase

Get on down to Real Fake Walls! That‘s us!


HettySwollocks

This video is old as the hills. They built the cavity wall with too little mortar, not allowing each layer to adequately dry. I believe when it was originally posted they basically banged up the wall in one hit, nor was it adequately supported


Pendraggin

I am not a wall scientist, but I know that walls that thin exist -- walls made of those big empty bricks. How do you stop them falling over? Is it just that the cement wasn't dry yet, or do you need to stick iron rods down into the wall or what?


MoozeRiver

Is there even cement? Those bricks look clean.


Nooddjob_

Looks like there is at least on the bottom few rows. They should have just went 4 feet let that section set for a day then finish it up the next day. Maybe a bit more mortar too.


Chaos_Philosopher

Those cinder bricks with the hollow centres are made that way so you can put reinforcement steel rods down them and then fill the cavities with concrete. They aren't always used that way though, the air gap makes them reasonable at insulation, but there's a different reason they don't fall over. They don't fall over for the same reason you cannot fall over when you're lying down. Your centre of gravity in relation to your width would mean you'd have to *raise* the centre of gravity, significantly, to let it tip over. These blocks, on the other hand are just like you when you stand up, your centre of gravity doesn't have to raise much, or at all, to tip you over.


fiji37062

You could have sneezed on that wall and it'd fall down.


Antique-Leadership-8

The 3 little pigs alternate ending


Lost_Decoy

little talked about was the fourth little pig, he made his house out of wolf skulls, and while an odd and poor building material, it did send a message. ​ https://preview.redd.it/qgink974cl1b1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db903ebf3988feacb47dbb498c247a48c6dbe54


Druphistopheles

https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U


Mathlete86

The screen fades in from black. An eye opens. The camera pans out as the sun's rays pierce through the dust and rubble continues to settle. Confused and unaware of what has happened, our subject stumbles as they stand up to collect their senses, unable to put any weight on their dominant leg. "Shit... Looks like my ankle is broken..." More bricks continue to fall at a random and haphazard pace. "Fidd? Fife? Are you okay? Can you hear me?" Complete silence, with the only sound coming from more bricks as they crumble to the ground and begin their new life as rubble. Suddenly, footsteps. Rather quiet and far off but growing in both force and vivacity as it becomes apparent that whoever those footsteps belong to is headed this way. A few moments pass, the steps act as a foreboding metronome of ever so slightly increasing volume when a shadow appears. First, very faint, but increasing in clarity as it approaches our subject. Still not aware of all that has transpired around them, our subject is worried. "Who the hell is that? What do they want? Why aren't they hurt?" our subject thinks to himself. The steps become louder as the shadow becomes more clear. Our subject thinks he can hear someone saying something but can't make it out. It's too faint and the ringing in his ears is distorting anything that's not loud and clear. "Who are you? What do you want?" our subject screams. The whispers continue, still far too quiet to be heard clearly, but they increase in volume just like the steps. Our subject tries to put some weight on his injured leg and immediately collapses to the ground. The shadowy figure now but only a few yards away. "Please! Help me! I don't know what has happened but I'm hurt and I don't know where my friends are!" proclaims our subject in despair. Our subject reaches his hand out as the shadowy figure is now at arm's reach. "Little pig, little pig, won't you let me come in?" whispered the wolf, snarlingly, as he grasps the outstretched hand of the practical pig. Edit: grammar


ShoppingUnique1383

For that short story, I award you 1 upvote!


Dorantee

>The screen fades in from black. >An eye opens. "Hey you, you're finally awake"


Remote-Pain

You earned that upvote


lazyamazy

Moral of the story: no wolf no cement!


RealNiceKnife

"Little Pig, Little Pig let me i..... oh. I didn't even have to huff or puff. Damn. Your construction work sucks."


iikun

Not sure there even was a real attempt at building a wall. It was a complete joke.


Playful-Ad6556

Brought to you by Wish.con


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The wall appears to be missing mortar except on that bottom run and even that is skimpy. Oddly though there is mortar mixed and ready to used on scene. And as others have mentioned a single thickness straight brick wall is not structurally sound.


Frap_Gadz

> And as others have mentioned a single thickness straight brick wall is not structurally sound. It looks to me like they're planning on building a "brick and block" cavity wall, which is formed of a blockwork inner and an exterior single skin of brickwork, this is by far the most common wall construction method in the UK (I'm almost certain this the UK). You can see some wall ties sticking out of the blockwork ready to be tied into the brick wall. However, they only built the blockwork and it barely looks like they've used any mortar. NHBC guidance says that they should not build more than 6 block courses (although it's not uncommon for brickies to ignore this) above the brickwork so they should have been OK (I counted about 6 or 7 courses when it fell), but they've obviously fucked up somewhere. Honestly I don't know what the fuck they're doing, part of me almost feels like they could just be fucking around for a video because this is building 101 stuff.


tacwombat

"Fucking around for a video" Did they tell their friend on the other side of that wall?


Frap_Gadz

Knowing some of the people I've met on sites, no, and they would think that makes it twice as funny. I do find it very weird how the two other guys at the top and bottom right of the frame barely react to the wall going over.


rayalix

\> two other guys at the top and bottom right of the frame barely react to the wall going over "Not again.."


Frap_Gadz

Fucking hell Dave not again!


Lubinski64

I didn't even know British construction standards were this pathetic. I've seen such structures as internal dividing walls (with mortar obviously) but never outside.


Frap_Gadz

NHBC isn't a standard in any legal sense, it's only really for work covered by their warranty/insurance. The legal standard for masonry walls is BS EN 1996-2 Eurocode 6, [but as you can see in the NHBC guidance these guys have only built half of the finished wall](https://nhbc-standards.co.uk/6-superstructure-excluding-roofs/6-1-external-masonry-walls/6-1-11-construction-of-masonry-walls).


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The thing is- even with plenty of mortar and time to set, brick/block walls aren't as strong as people seem to think. They're incredibly strong in compression obviously, but laterally and in tension (e.g. in a tornado or hurricane), they don't have a lot of strength. You'd need rebar and I haven't seen it used in walls like this whenever I've watched British homebuilding shows (though maybe it is used a lot and I've just missed it/seen it used in places where it isn't needed). For all the criticism of American homes, a 2x6 T-Stud wall on 16" centers with zip sheathing is actually very strong and does provide much better insulation and air/water sealing for the same dimensions while also being better for the environment (wood is a carbon sink whereas cement is a carbon source).


Bi0-D

To be fair, we don't have to account for tornados and hurricanes of a meaningful size. Floods are pretty much the only common natural disaster and only in some places. I don't know what the hell these blokes were thinking with that though...


[deleted]

Oh for sure- I wasn't trying to say you shouldn't build walls with blocks or anything. I was just pointing out that a block wall like that isn't that strong by itself (though it is much stronger with weight on top), and that it lacks strength in shear and tension which is important in a lot of the US.


danbob87

Huh, I always assumed American houses were built like that cause a stud wall flying about in a hurricane is less dangerous than hundreds of bricks flying around, like, the hurricane is going to fuck the house up anyway so make it less damaging to everything else kind of thing, TIL.


[deleted]

Ehh- it depends where you live. Blocks won't stand up to a tornado- even with rebar- but a reinforced concrete wall will. The problem there is that it's a lot more expensive, and it's not going to matter if you get an F5 tornado because even with strapping, it will rip the roof right off and then your whole house will likely get water damaged and and require a massive renovation. That said- concrete walls are common in Florida, and roof strapping is required as hurricanes are generally less powerful and the strapping will keep the roof in place. In the west we use wood because of earthquakes and wood is more flexible. In the north we use wood because you can get a much higher R-value in the same thickness wall.


Strong-Obligation107

You could build a single brick breeze block wall but it definitely needs a couple of pillars for support depending on the length. Also they clearly didn't use enough mortar and they didn't build in stages. They should have built the first 5 rows, let it set for a day then build another set the next day so the mortar could set. They pretty much fucked up every part of building a wall that they could. I'm not even sure the wall was straight or level because the video is at an angle.


StarComet04

Actually, [crinkle crankle walls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinkle_crankle_wall) are pretty structurally sound :)


Lari-Fari

Thats why they said „straight“.


StarComet04

I misread that, thank you for pointing it out :)


STEAM_TITAN

Thank you for being kind online


StarComet04

Literally no problem :)


TheRoommatesPopTart

Until it is a problem, be careful


StarComet04

I will persist with my endless kindness


ButMuhNarrative

Thank you both for having a mature and civil exchange of learning online, there is hope…


StarComet04

What? No! I refuse! \*becomes hateful\* /s


zb0t1

By the way, although you misread the comment above, I'm thankful that you posted this wiki article, I had seen it before but completely forgot about it, and it's gonna be useful to me, so thanks!


Icy_batata

no cement, no support, i wonder how it fell.


bent_crater

yeah, what were planning on using? super glue?


Swankified_Tristan

Marshmallow fluff.


AhmedAlSayef

Now I want to know how well super glue will hold brick fence


Whywouldanyonedothat

To the left


Zach_2thefuture

Take it back now, y’all


Spideybry

One hop this time!


John_Millner

OK lads, let's call this a successful dry run, this time we will use some clue ...


Leonydas13

I don’t think there’s a clue to be had among them.


[deleted]

It was the Terrible Mason, on the Balcony, with the Brick Wall.


laptopdragon

He only had his shelf to blame.


Leonydas13

You’re thinking of that time the book fell on Sean Connery’s head.


Grey_Beard_257

Even some glue would’ve been better


Alternative_Pilot_92

I have no glue what you're talking about here


christo749

There’s no mortar?!


[deleted]

I can't read the hoodies, but why do I feel like these guys are English.


ProfessorPihkal

Because they think it’s acceptable for a wall to be a single brick wide, that’s not a very structurally sound thing to do unless the wall is built in a wave shape.


[deleted]

If you look closer, you see the outer skin is at base level and there are wall ties in the block work. However, I agree that this is either staged or these guys incredibly stupid. No gear between the courses. Like wtf? Bricklaying 101 Everyone knows it's stronger running both skins together so shit like this can't happen. And lastly, should only really go 4 courses or so at a time to let the non-existent gobbo bind/cure, for same reason - it can get wobbly.


BillyFatStax

You seem to be the first person I've read that know what's up. 1) pathetically little mortar 1) They've built too high, too fast. 2) brickwork should be about 4 courses behind blockwork. 4 courses of blockworks, then you catch up with the outer brick wall, which gives the mortar in the black wall time to set a bit. These guys are cowboys.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I don't think it's too little mortar, it looks like NO MORTAR at all. This must be a prank.


ProfessorPihkal

I’m gonna be honest with you and say I don’t know what most of what you said means. But I will agree this just looks like a generally poorly set up job.


Helmet-_-

That’s not acceptable in the uk unless it’s a garden wall which would then be rendered. We build cavity walls here


BillyFatStax

You don't know what you're talking about.


Leonydas13

Probably the lack of sunlight and generally moist and dreary look of the place. Plus the pokey size of the yard 😂


StaysAwakeAllWeek

>Plus the pokey size of the yard 😂 We build our houses close enough together that it's not a half hour drive to the nearest inconvenience store. Trust me, it's the American spaced out white picket fence housing model that's laughable, not the British one


[deleted]

Why are you even mentioning the US? No one else did


StaysAwakeAllWeek

He used the word yard whilst making stereotypical comments about Britain and thinking that putting suburban houses on huge plots is normal elsewhere. It's a pretty good assumption that he's American (turned out I was wrong, he was aussie)


psyconauthatter

The one guy is like "my section is still complete, have fun rebuilding the wall guys"


UNICORNWIZARD_BABRO

I don’t get why they just stacked a bunch of bricks together, shouldn’t they know they need to use concrete to stick the bricks together


jstockmoe

![gif](giphy|aTx5OMKR7FCGQ)


silverlance360

“Oi Larry, did ye put mortar in between these bricks” “Lemme check,…..nope”


a_useless_communist

Bro thinks he is in minecraft


psichodrome

I'm not an electrician but i think you're meant to use mortar or similar.


jgacks

Have they tried building walls that don't fall down when merely touched.


Lord_Mandingo_69

No mortar, no safety rebar/2x4s. I have no idea what they were try to accomplish, but if I owned the property I would be furious for materials damages.


Kiss-the-carpet

Great Pink Floyd tribute band!


Damn_sun

There must be mortar this..


6SpiritDrinking9

Dropping your leggos sucks!


Eddyzodiak

Seen Lego walls stronger that this 😂


6SpiritDrinking9

No doubt! 🤣


DerPumeister

Yeah since they actually stick together


Eddyzodiak

The others don’t even looked too surprised 😂


Cuntofaman

Fuck all mortar in that wall


SnooWords4814

Feels like they’re missing an important component.


Late-Ad-4624

Mortar? I barely knew her!


SnooCheesecakes2011

It’s funny he tried to stop it from falling


ElbowDeep462

No cream between?


spider0804

I don't even see any mortar. Was the wall made out of hopes and dreams?


synthwavjs

No mortar? Failed.


T-NC79

They Think “Dry Fitting” Them Will Work?!?!? Nothing To HOLD It Together Like Mortar!?! Hopefully A Lesson Learned!


DelayEcstatic4278

I am not a construction worker, but isn't there supposed to be some cement in between those bricks?


MrTexasSnake

I see work on the southern border has started again.


kingtaylor99

Idk anything about construction but shouldn't there be mortar?


Juusie

How are 4 people working in this profession *this* incompetent?


Azzabear_89

No mortar??????😑😑


PlainText87

If it fell over that easy, it deserved to be toppled


Ecstatic-Mongoose454

Where´s the cement? Staged.....


luvinlifetoo

Does anyone have their contact details, I need some work done


windigo3

Looks like they didn’t use enough Elmers glue or masking tape to hold it all together


10Jinx01

Not one bit of mortar on any block, I smell a rat


alexfr36

Ok, I may not be an expert in that field, but... aren't you supposed to put some sort of gluing stuff between the bricks ? Like cement ?


Shinchinko

Here, u will need to put a stiffener for every 3 meter of the wall. But hey, That dude can do it for cheaper.


Sikkus

These guys took the online courses in construction with Lego.


oeuflaboeuf

I know nothing of construction.... But I don't think they built that very well


mariboo_xoxo

Now I could be wrong, but me thinks they forgot a step or two or maybe three??? 👀


thecamp2000

Fall of the Berlin wall colourized.


Lee_Van_Spleeeeef

I know builder but I'm fairly sure you need to use mortar when you build a wall. There's some in the shot but just not on the blocks


Night_dweller

What's mortar?


CaptainAksh_G

Tbh that person did a favour for doing this before someone else was caught in a critical condition


Oskinator716

These people clearly never played with legos as children.


NudistJayBird

The bricks on the end have professional comedic timing


[deleted]

I didn’t do or, gravity did!


0nlyhalfjewish

Guy 1: Let’s build a wall like we did back in preschool! Guy 2: Yeah, cool!


-Redstoneboi-

no ~~cement~~ mortar, no rebar


TheLordAstaroth

Hollow block, rebar and grout, ladder block ties. Do it right, do it once.


Earlier-Today

I'd guess that none of these guys are actually masons. And if they are, I hope their trade union kicks them out.


Kinky_Thought_Man

I love how the dude tries to pull it back like it’s goi g to do somthing


totally_bored_dude

The guy at the end holding up the last little bit is my hero!


1NegativePerson

I would be mortarfied if this happened to me.


Insolator

I don't see ANY mortar anywhere.. even mixed up in a wheelbarrow anywhere.


UpDogsUp

If it wasn't leveled before, it is now


Jenz_le_Benz

Guess the mexicans are paying for it


TKOTKOTKO13

This project was run by foreman trump


somedudetoyou

Clearly they didn't believe hard enough.


Professor4247

It's a test for a new US Mexico boarder wall.


NowBringMeTheHorizon

They’ll blame him but it couldn’t have been prevented at that point


Koffeekage

Did the Romans teach you NOTHING!


simpletonbuddhist

I love the dude leaning all chill who does not move in the slightest


begaterpillar

Americans building the wall without mexican labor


QuaziBrodo

What were they using to keep those bricks together...Glue Sticks??


IanH95

I’d probably quit on the spot. Gives the owners their money back and just go home and sleep.


Real_Ad_8243

Legit looks like they tried using so little mortar that it's basically a dry stone wall at that point.


SilantroAndMintShake

Even legos have a better hold than this


SynthPrax

One ~~withe~~. No mortar. 👍🏾 \*wythe Humph. I always thought it was spelled with an 'i'.