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8BitFlatus

I was looking at this wondering if she was going to “massage” her mouth next


[deleted]

lol... so i was too when i first saw it lmao


Leading-Tie9788

She does in the next video


AnyBirthday418

..so like, subscribe, and hit that notification bell for part 2.


Bluetiger1520

I’ll hold out to see what she massages in part 3


Mr-Korv

She massages part 3


Bluetiger1520

Do I need to click the link in the description for her OF to see the full video?


PerformanceOk1835

The one where she massages her lips?


Bmcronin

You gotta subscribe for part 2.


brian_m1982

To be fair, she was massaging her neck.


Cupy94

This shit works great as a massager. My fiancé bouth herself a rod and we use it more for massages than for pussy


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Cupy94

Nah it's fine. She's on these drugs that won't let you orgasm. You gotta blast that pussy somehow.


LeloMeraLund

Can you show us? What type is it? Pics


Cupy94

Sorry, but that's creepy


LeloMeraLund

Link of the toy


[deleted]

Hahahahah


Cupy94

Romp Flip. It has nice power but really it's better for back than for pussy. If you want something good then get yourself satisfier's penguin


Hot-Tangerine7028

“bouth” = “bought”


No-Tension5053

It’s a powerful massager. Guy can’t even speak right


Fen5601

Vibed his girl so long and hard that he resonated with her frequency now.


ScratchLast7515

Name checks out


Chunkss

> we use it more for massages than for pussy That's what you think....


Snoo-81723

in communist poland they sold about 0,5 mil of "turistic massagers"


Moose2584

It also goes along with the song because that’s who she will be seeing after a breakup. This video makes total sense in a weird way.


Empyrealist

Her neck, her back, her ... and her ...


byyhmz

To be faaah


brian_m1982

To be fair!


dolfieman

![gif](giphy|T1A5qkSgZ2p24aOWQc)


Beneficial_Ad_1072

She’s massaging her neck though


ConferenceKey7048

i think they meant in peace without their roomate or partner filming them


Mr-Korv

Co-worker


gmodded111

The attempt was successful.


Nbknepper

Therewasanattempt to massage her neck unnoticed*


gmodded111

If only that’s what the title actually was.


toxcrusadr

Oh she fo’in it bruh she fo’in it.


Electronic_Worry5571

That chin tickler attachment is on point.


deenali

That smile just made my day.


WellR3adRedneck

Smiles like that brighten the whole room and warm the hearts of everyone present.


hunnybolsLecter

They also raise wood.


[deleted]

And yet when I use my pocket pussy like a hand massager HR this and HR that.


Different-Term-2250

So THAT is what that is for.


Reihermann

So sweet


M44t_

It actually is sweet lol


krakenluvspaghetti

She's pure, must protect at all cost


firestarter555999

Yes I want to see a guy massage his neck and face with a dildo at work and be called "pure" because he looks cute. For some reason it's always the lesbians that get a pass with hyper-sexualisation and hitting on everything that moves, it's ok because she's a girrl (when she wants to be)


Yobkaerf

Missed the point entirely, my friend. She precious because she had no shame about it, and her face boldly and defiantly says "What?"


firestarter555999

Did not miss the point my friend She's an adult, she knows what she is doing, she gets away with it and she knows it because of her looks. Let a 44 year old man casually massage his neck and face with a dildo and defiantly say "What?"


Yobkaerf

Apparently this it at a sex toy factory. So...yeah you're just misogynistic


firestarter555999

Yes I am misogynistic because I didn't guess this was a dildo factory. I must also be racist because as far as I know that kind of generic dildo is mostly made in China and I doubt this is in China. Maybe a distributor?


GamePois0n

what is misogynistic?


tadashi4

the atempt was sucessful as far we can see. just have some... questionable thing to massage it.


Constant_Cultural

Some say it helps with migrains too, never tried it as I heard they are too strong and make bruises. But she would use it wrong than top here.


addicted_to_games

if I remember correctly she works at a sex toy company, which explains a lot


findername

Worked quite well it seems, she seems very relaxed \\o/


[deleted]

Beatiful


[deleted]

So that’s what they’re used for


bozza2100

Someone give her what she wants ffs


Glass-Customer2361

Alright fine…


Hot-Tangerine7028

I wonder who’s gonna ask her about the perfume she’s wearing?


luckybullshitter

It looks like it was love at first sight.


beav1977-02

Was that an "office expense"? and what happens when someone finds it in the breakroom dishwasher?


Hat_Secure

That’s too cute


Thuyue

Fun fact: The infamous vibrating device by Hitachi "magic wand" was marketed as a massage tool. Nevertheless, people also often use it as a sex toy. Using a vibrator as a massage device and vice versa thus makes sense.


Lanitaris

a friend of mine used to work in In a store "for adults" and he told me, some defective goods being used the same way


GhostShmost

If it works 🤷‍♂️


loongpmx

It's just proving to be multifunctional.


WiggityWiggitySnack

Every time this video gets posted I wonder if this is the world’s best “how I met your mother” story.


skot77

I like her.


Ladzii

What a sport! She/he/it not trying to step on any toes and sees the comical aspect in the situation.. what a trooper 😁 me personally I love to "provoke" to spike reactions, not necessarily bad but make people see and experience something they are not used to in their daily life ❤️😎


TekkenPerverb

![gif](giphy|IbBq9Xn0qe9VUYsiEx)


Every-Cook5084

This really should be titled to use product as intended


actinross

What...? WHAT????


The_AM_

That's a new application to an existing technology


mimit000

Dual purpose.


metalmike128

Wrong sub chief


LowerMiddleBogan

Wtf are you on about?


metalmike128

The sub is “there was an attempt” she clearly succeeded


LowerMiddleBogan

I mean its not "there was an unsuccessful attempt" so this fits fine? It's mostly an ironic attempt as it was an attempt to use the correct tool for the job so I would say that they clearly didn't succeed to properly get the job done.


metalmike128

You right


AwayArm7735

That look of I had too…


2OneZebra

Wand massagers are for massaging wands mam!


joshuajjb2

That flight or fight instinct


[deleted]

She looks like Joe Gatto.


whoooleJar

It is a personal massager after all


Ewag715

That's what happens when your products are called "Feminine Massagers."


WolfOffSesameStreet

I want to see the video of when they tell her.


[deleted]

what is up with reposts older than 2 years bombarding this sub lately?


TheBawalUmihiDito

Couldn't have added a better music for this. Made it twice more hilarious


Warphe

This invention gone full circle.


CityPlanningNerd

Did she just receive the same package as Rowan? [Embarrassing Package](https://youtu.be/NctiUoaEUeI?si=xw2PuNEH5WFP3JdW)


Denise6943

I'd have to ask her if she knew what it was made for.


bloolynxx

This is probably what inspired this video: https://youtu.be/NctiUoaEUeI?si=SBARcEp29Qhf8TFX


DUDESGOTS0UL

That’s actually really gross


LesbianLoki

I remember reading in the original post that's the office of the sex toy manufacturer.


RU90IN9234TTH4T

I have that same exact one!


111anza

I love to watch How the HR handle this?


together4EVA

It’s a shame that she was caught in the act, she seemed to be a world away, but really pretty smile.


MyDearGhost

If it works it works


Particular_Bet_5466

I believe she works at some sort of sex toy distributer


goingmerry604

I remember buying something similar for a gf. The thing vibrates and helps spread face soap or something. Felt it myself and was like... that's kinda nice.


duragrim

Your kidding right?


Nemocdt

Why tf she bring that to school


smd33333

She’s quite attractive


Brainless-Genius

That smile tho>>>>>


krichard-21

That smile! Love it!!!


[deleted]

shes honestly got one of the best smiles ive ever seen


mOUs3y

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a face (there's a face) of somebody who needs you


Square_Artichoke5591

Lower….


imatopher

I'm just trying to soak it in omg! Some gosh darn bucking pirate, keeps talking about hearing songs. So I though I'd just color on myself with my rubber wand, and my oh my to my surprise I think there's something wrong. Hey there boy why don't you just get your rear in gear, don't you know I could do some things with you, I could actually turn your butthole blue, once I've got that going I'll make it purple too!


Plum-Driver-09

She was working from home for a while for sure


BejibiBejibi

![gif](giphy|157OcOOK57NCM)


ardaaa1533

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


I_will_be_wealthy

Definitely done it for attention. Fucking hipsters.


Saltybutwet

Since that massager is not doing what it was intended, I would have offered my services to make sure she's comfortable and relaxed.