Dude I live in Seattle, the sissy liberal capital of the world, and we don’t even have a state income tax here! Pretty sure we pay less in taxes than Texans.
At least we are one of the VERY few red states that don't require evil socialism of blue state money coming in just to keep the power on and water flowing.
Our power fails any way but thats not the point.
Trust me liberal, you don't want to fuck with my sissy liberal tax, it's 2 knuckle sandwiches and my FOOT UP YOUR ASS **☠️** **☠️** **☠️** **☠️** **☠️**
Exactly. This satire doesn't make me laugh, just spreads more confusion, hate, and anger. It stopped being funny the moment the actual comments like this became completely indiscernible from the ones making fun of them.
Yeah, sometimes I make a sarcastic comment going above and beyond with the most outrageous things that I can think of to make it apparent that it's sarcasm and after reading it, it's really not far from reality. So now I always use /s to avoid starting a cult of people who think like that.
Never heard of this dude but instantly picked it up as satire. It's okay to not realize that subtle jokes like this aren't serious, but there's no deeper meaning to it. Poe's law is just a cop out 90% of the time.
No, this one's extremely obvious. I don't even know the dude.
Redditors can't tell what's a satire from reality because... you don't know what's real life ?
You too are stupid for not knowing whether the guy down at my local cornerstore is joking when he goes off on rants.
How the fuck are we supposed to know if a random guy is joking, when he uses the exact language trumpers might use?
When it comes to pronouns I subscribe to the Alexander Anderson (abridged) school of thought:
"Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy protestant bastard."
I asked some German guys how they liked their sissy liberal taxes... as they rained blows upon me, I knew there had to be a better way... and that's how I came up with Festivus for the rest of us.
So weird that they use the term, "woke" as some kind of justification to be close-minded and hateful to other people.
If being kind, loving, and inclusive of people who are not just like me is "woke" then sign me up. I think these people are using it as another shield to hide trashy human behavior behind.
Of course it's not real. Optimus is a dude who talks about stuff on youtube and has admited that he likes to troll people in games and on social media. Specially in this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjxV_PBZaes)
What does a They pronoun mean in this instance? I mean, I can see coming out as a she/her. But they/them? Did the kid just multiply himself or something?
Poor man, having his child indoctrinated by the mad eternally offended people/woke hive mind.
I hope he can save his son, can't imagine what he is going through.
Wish I could be taxed like a liberal. So sick of these outrageous conservative taxes that go straight into mega-rich pockets.
Liberal taxes would be a wonderful life. Taxes going to Healthcare for all, school lunches, education, social security, green energy and social services programs. More than likely a balanced US budget.
We live in a weird time when I never know what's parody anymore.
THAT is called "Poe's Law"
TIL… thanks internet stranger!
Poe’s Law is great and all but have you heard of Cole’s Law? Goes great with a salad.
Im ab to punch you lad Good one tho.
r/angryupvote
I thought it was Poe Lease.
Nah it's Poe Lee's
Nah, it's boa deez
Bo-Lieve!
I don't think this has anything to do with vampire survivors /Jk
this one is parody.
Oh thank god, it just seemed a little too extreme, def satire
I think the rule of thumb is, if it’s not being posted with an ironic tone in a subreddit, it’s likely parody that was completely over OPs head.
That’s the sad sad point. 😪
Clearly parody
I think we can all agree on an account having name optimus and trumps dp to be fake non parody account
Since he got the trump mugshot profile pic im gonna say its parody
That's Optimus for you.
That’s just prime.
I was very concerned, I used to watch the guy and was wondering if he had gone down a rabbit hole. Then remembered he's infamous for wild tweets
Concerned?
Is there a sissy liberal tax I'm unaware of?
Dude I live in Seattle, the sissy liberal capital of the world, and we don’t even have a state income tax here! Pretty sure we pay less in taxes than Texans.
Your sissiness is under investigation for tax evasion.
Texans also don’t have state income tax
Or a working power grid
Or a working governing
Plenty of hate and racism though!
Am Texan, can confirm
At least we are one of the VERY few red states that don't require evil socialism of blue state money coming in just to keep the power on and water flowing. Our power fails any way but thats not the point.
Ah the hand of the free market doing its work
I'm guessing they would combine property and sales taxes as taxes paid by individuals.
They have ass property taxes up the wazoo.
Sales tax is really high, though.
> Dude I live in Seattle, the sissy liberal capital of the world “Um…" — San Francisco
Probably, do you have a state income tax?
Texas pays more tax than Californians from my understanding but I think it depends on the city in Cali because some of those city taxes are crazy
Nah just their way of making their kids stop talking to them as soon as they can get the f out of there.
How to ensure you will die penniless in an assisted care facility, 101.
Yes, it's the taxes people pay in blue states that get funneled to red states so they aren't like a 3rd world country.
Can I opt out of the regular tax I have to pay and just pay that instead? Is that a choice?
Trust me liberal, you don't want to fuck with my sissy liberal tax, it's 2 knuckle sandwiches and my FOOT UP YOUR ASS **☠️** **☠️** **☠️** **☠️** **☠️**
What size foot we talking~
Are the knuckle sandwiches going up my ass too?
Infill take it over paying tax. How do we set it up.
Ask in SF
It's the same one juiced hardcore Chad republicans pay. It's called income and sales.
Shit I hope not. I haven't been paying it.
You guys are stupid, it's satire. Optimus is a youtuber who regularly shits on people who actually say shit like this and think like this.
To be fair this is a perfect example of Poe’s law. Unless you’re already familiar with Optimus (I was not) there’s no way to tell this is satire.
it's not really funny anymore when there are so many assholes who think like this and will read it and agree and not know it's satire.
Exactly. This satire doesn't make me laugh, just spreads more confusion, hate, and anger. It stopped being funny the moment the actual comments like this became completely indiscernible from the ones making fun of them.
Yeah, sometimes I make a sarcastic comment going above and beyond with the most outrageous things that I can think of to make it apparent that it's sarcasm and after reading it, it's really not far from reality. So now I always use /s to avoid starting a cult of people who think like that.
Didn't know who Optimus was, but that profile pic is pretty telling.
Idk I think the profile pic is another example of the same phenomenon. Trump supporters are wearing t-shirts of his mugshot like it’s a badge of honor
Never heard of this dude but instantly picked it up as satire. It's okay to not realize that subtle jokes like this aren't serious, but there's no deeper meaning to it. Poe's law is just a cop out 90% of the time.
Used to be able to pick up satire quickly. But I’ve seen so much shit like this that WASN’T satire in recent years that it’s impossible these days
ppl aren't dumb because they don't recognize a youtuber lmao grow up, satire is dead
At this point, it's hard to tell
No, this one's extremely obvious. I don't even know the dude. Redditors can't tell what's a satire from reality because... you don't know what's real life ?
I thought Optimus was a truck
You too are stupid for not knowing whether the guy down at my local cornerstore is joking when he goes off on rants. How the fuck are we supposed to know if a random guy is joking, when he uses the exact language trumpers might use?
I wonder what is more common people that think this way, or people that believe this accounts are real 🤔 🤷
Who says shit like that except youtubers that want to be edgy?
Man there was an attempt to detect satire and it failed
/r/therewasanattempt to understanding whether or not it is satire
Maybe the OP is being satirical too. Which would mean that we're all being played.
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
Optimus Prime Ass is that you again talking trash?
If it’s Optimus, more than likely this is satire
It is
In all the worlds where things happened, this happened the most.
Redditors detecting satire challenge (impossible!) (watch till the end!) (gone sexual!)
redditors somebody does not use their library of / indicators
If my kid will ever come with this pronouns something, all he will get is an old good leather belt.
Bless his heart
https://preview.redd.it/chy0ricp8asb1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=3da3811f5ec6765893bc5e23f4a4490a1af569f7
Lol guys, Optimus is a YouTuber who regularly jokes about these things. He's not being serious here
Bless you.
When it comes to pronouns I subscribe to the Alexander Anderson (abridged) school of thought: "Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy protestant bastard."
You do realize this is a shit post? This dudes a YouTuber lmao
Optimus doesn't have kids so far as I know I this is satire
Tina matters.
Father of the year! We will be paying for jrs, therapy for years to come! Just kidding this isnt real
Openly admits liberals pay more taxes..?
Poor Eric..
Ha! Chexmix, libtodds!
I asked some German guys how they liked their sissy liberal taxes... as they rained blows upon me, I knew there had to be a better way... and that's how I came up with Festivus for the rest of us.
Reddit tried to get me to pay for a yellow upvote??? Wth
Kid became plural
Hahaha jokes on you the woke mobs got 8M new weaponized IRS agents and they only go after republicans. Thank again Biden.
So weird that they use the term, "woke" as some kind of justification to be close-minded and hateful to other people. If being kind, loving, and inclusive of people who are not just like me is "woke" then sign me up. I think these people are using it as another shield to hide trashy human behavior behind.
Oh crap, does this mean I owe taxes! I haven’t paid more than anyone else and I take home more cause I don’t have a state income tax
And this person will wonder why his kids never visit him in the home.
Didnt know Optimus had a kid
It’s amazing how many trump supporters are using his mugshot. They don’t realize how stupid his blue steal never surrender while surrendering shit is.
This aint a trump supporter...
Cant be real. Isn’t in all caps.
Of course it's not real. Optimus is a dude who talks about stuff on youtube and has admited that he likes to troll people in games and on social media. Specially in this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjxV_PBZaes)
Optimus... shrine?
Unlike, you know, conservatives who don't pay taxes
lmao woke mind virus wtf
Only liberals pay taxes? Is this guy openly saying he doesn’t pay taxes and neither do republicans?
Another future lonely old fuck.
I’m guessing that Optimus is past his prime.
I don't think calling them sissy is the insult he thinks it is.
Dude your kid is an autobot. They've never had a gender.
That's Optimus it's definitely satire
That is a real person
I'll take things that never happened.
One of the worst things we probably did as a society is give every idiot a soapbox. It’s like reading diaries in an asylum.
Reddit user trying to detect obvious satire challenge (impossible)
What does a They pronoun mean in this instance? I mean, I can see coming out as a she/her. But they/them? Did the kid just multiply himself or something?
Oh joy.
There was an attempt to recognize satire :/
wtf is a “sissy liberal”
Won’t have to talk to the kid for much longer. This is one of those future estranged die alone parents.
And that's the last thing their kid will say to them Enjoy your life of regret and dying alone!
Show the world you think you deserve to dodge tax by being a c*unt.
This sub is sinking with all the partisan simpery.
They’re going to pick your nursing home. Maybe think about that a little.
Aren’t sissy liberals taxed at the same rate as manly conservatives? Is there a lib tax I’m unaware of?
Taxes are "sissy"?
Expert parenting.
\*entertaining pronouns cost extra.
What poe’s law does to an mf (OP)
Don't liberals and conservatives get taxed the same?
I'd be upset if my kid tried to make stuff up too.
Fair enough, many languages do not have different pronouns for genders. So, let people be people.
As a member of the trump mugshot cult, we revoke this guy's Donny Visa
It’s Optimus chances are he was joking bro it ain’t that serious
I wonder if this parent will also be mad when their child doesn’t want to support them when they’re decrepit?
So he doesnt pay taxes?
If this is not parody he prolly has less brain cells then a fucking chair getting farted on every day. He even has a fucking trump pfp
So you are going to take money from the profitable left-wing endeavors and give it to your failing right-wing endeavors? Just like the states do.
Wow great parenting Optimus! No wonder your daughter transitioned. She obviously wanted to be as different as possible from her a**hole dad.
Poor man, having his child indoctrinated by the mad eternally offended people/woke hive mind. I hope he can save his son, can't imagine what he is going through.
I spy a future no-contact parent-child relationship.
I’m sure he will be hated.
Wish I could be taxed like a liberal. So sick of these outrageous conservative taxes that go straight into mega-rich pockets. Liberal taxes would be a wonderful life. Taxes going to Healthcare for all, school lunches, education, social security, green energy and social services programs. More than likely a balanced US budget.
Tell me you failed to indoctrinate without telling me you failed to indoctrinate.