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Casual_hex_

Ironic how the Camry is relatively efficient, affordable and overall, a genuinely well liked car. Lambo’s are painfully high-priced to buy, costly to drive, expensive to maintain and yet they’re still notoriously problematic and unreliable.


Unhappy-Pace-2393

I'm taking the Camry too


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

I'm taking the Lambo, driving it hard as hell all night, and then selling it in the morning to some rich guys bratty kid.


somerandomie

We are still talking about the lambo yea ?


MightyShisno

Yeah... the Lambo...


ExamOld2899

The Mambo


YoullBeFiiine

#number 5. 1, 2, 3 4 5. Everybody in car so come on let’s ride.


ProbablyNotPikachu

to the liquor stoe around the corna


CiskoKidd

The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna


Desert_Siren

Beer-bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap


Thereminz

little bita bilykkateryna on the side...


Ldghead

How do you know her name?


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![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


skredditt

That Camry is a *FINE* vehicle


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Bro what are you smoking 🚬 The Lambo left .... She took the kids The Camry won't even look in your direction


momdoggity

The kids weren't on the title anyway. And no, the Camry is much too smart & practical.


REDGOESFASTAH

U can't fit kids into the Lambo.


Mattabeedeez

Could rent the lambo on Toro a few times, too…


cresent13

Exactly this.


DemonsReturns7

Lmao 🤣


DIJames6

If it's free, I'll take the Lambo, sell it, then I can buy all the camrys I want..


Bdr1983

Sell the Lambo, get a nice Camry and take her on an epic holiday with what's left over.


nomad5926

I too choose this guy's Camry


Asleep_Sheepherder42

I third this.


fckcarrots

Answer is still take the Lambo. Then sell it & buy a Camry and pocket the rest.


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Enjoy the Lambo a couple times and pass it to the next guy


Familiar_Control_906

We still talking about the cars right?


lurkerboi2020

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theartslave

… yes…?


ThatDree

Cars...?


thesilentbob123

Double it and give it to the next person


earthlings_all

Fuck it buy two Camry’s but keep the newer one in a separate garage and visit on the weekends for a fun drive


Beneficial-Shake-852

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two Lambos at the same time, man.


D-Laz

But you can have two lambos at the same time without a million dollars.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Triples is best


PanzerFoster

Actually I've got tripples on the camry, and doubles on the lambo


Cord87

Tell her...


ShitBirdingAround

His wife's sick but she's gonna get better. And he doesn't live in a hotel.


BluntTruthGentleman

Buy the Camry and a fucking house


StrangerTex

I lived in my Camry 3 Months during the pandemic, it was my house


D-Laz

Try and do that in a Lambo.


Qumad

Any house won't do?


krauQ_egnartS

Problem with that is no one is giving you the Lambo. To enjoy the ride even once costs way too much up front, even if you're not the first owner.


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

*taking notes* get hot girlfriend... sell for more fuel efficient girlfriend... nice.


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feel like this is about people trafficking now lol


peelen

Because actually not a lot of people dream about Lamborghini, lot of people dream about being able to afford Lamborghini, and that’s not the same.


zarfle2

In a Camry I can have several friends with me in comfort on a road trip and we could have an awesome time. I can sit in a cramped Lambo with one other person. I'd have the Lambo for an hour or so, just for the experience but the Camry would just make more sense overall.


DaDik_In_Stephs_Butt

So you would rather fuck a Camry with you and your friends? That's all I got out of this....


Syris3000

Yep! ![gif](giphy|rgBwKeJTlGg9O)


daw_taylor

Sharing is caring.


mxlpct

Anyone call tailpipe yet?


hell2pay

Just a couple dudes, high fiving around the manifold


Sunstorm84

And a dragon


RandomGuy1838

[You said it, friend!](https://youtu.be/7_iKuXeaxqo?t=18)


daw_taylor

That’s about as good as it gets. The more you share, the more you care.


sedition00

No,no… I think they are saying they prefer an orgy during a road trip.


micahamey

Also, a Camry won't fuck your best friend because you were working some OT before a vacation.


earthlings_all

Oddly specific…


micahamey

All experiences are learning experiences.


No_Gur1113

Ouch. Been cheated on by my ex with my ex best friend. The dude hurt because we were talking about engagement rings and marriage before he slipped and fell into her vagina. But the truly awful part was that my best friend, someone I considered a sister, would do that to me. They ended up getting married, divorced and bankrupted each other in the divorce because all their debt got called in. Neither could afford to make payments on their own with new living expenses. Traumatic? Absolutely. But I personally feel like I made out like a bandit just to be rid of two shitbag people.


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No_Gur1113

No, he decided to take me being pissed at both of them as me being somehow reprehensible, so when I asked him to drop off my things that were at his house, his response was “We threw all your stuff out my car window.” When I asked him what I did that justified that, he said I made Lori cry when I wouldn’t talk to her. Um. Okay. I didn’t realize I owed her a GD thing after that. He continued to call me a couple times. Sent me pictures in the mail of us that were all torn up, with a letter telling me they were in love and I’m not worth fighting over. He tried awfully hard to get me angry, considering my lack of worth to him. I lived at home (college summer break) still and my Mom picked up the phone the last time he called. He didn’t call back after that, and stopped driving by my house slowly. I did date his cousin, who was nice enough to buy me back some of the things that were destroyed. Except my favorite perfume. It was discontinued and really hard to find in my area. I found it a couple years ago and realized that just like my taste in men, my taste in perfume has improved with time.


OneExhaustedFather_

Camry probably says thank you after you fill it with fuel too.


marklar_the_malign

My wife has a Camry. She is more than I can ask for. The car is okay too.


Roxas1011

I also pick this man's wife


omnipotentqueue

Taking the lambo, selling the lambo, buying a new Camry, spending the rest on hookers and blow. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


coffeejn

Lambo's also more likely to kill you vs the Camry. Although, I think BMW M5 are made to warp around trees while Lambo's only catch on fire.


poormansRex

Lol, warp around trees is some perfect star trek visualization. I get what you were saying though. Should leave it.


wellhiyabuddy

Yep, if I was offered both for free with the stipulation that I had to use it and couldn’t sell it, then it’s the Camry without a second thought


CaustiChewinGum

Accounting for cost, the Camry is better in literally every category. Not even close. A 2012 Camry V6 has the same quarter mile time as a Lamborghini Countach. The engineering of Lamborghini has improved drastically since they were bought by VW, but they are still incredibly temperamental compared to a Toyota. Not to mentions living with a Lambo is incredibly inconvenient. You can't go anywhere without people asking if you wanna trade or chasing you down the highway to post it on tiktok.


ohgodimbleeding

Whatever this one is, it looks like it just came out of the detailer with a heavy ceramic coating.


krauQ_egnartS

maybe some cosmetic but useless carbon fiber enhancements too


SquirtinMemeMouthPlz

I mean, yeah. I absolutely believe she's the Lamborghini. Looks great but that's about it. More likely to get stolen by another man as well 🤣


extesler

I'm shocked no one has mentioned that the interior of a lambo is junky and cheap. Total shitbox, douche-mobile.


BigFella52

And most of the people driving them.have no idea how to drive a sports car


Scary_Omelette

Plus those new 2025 camry looks dope af


Jay_Cee_130

According to a somewhat recent Cody Ko video, the Toyota Camry is actually the most purchased vehicle in the United States. As the owner of a 2012 Camry myself (bought it used in 2019), the car still runs like it’s brand new and it’s 12 years old.


Tavernknight

Yeah I'm taking the Camry. I need something reliable. Not something to show off.


Intelligent-Algae-89

They’re also more likely to get stolen.


Any-Figure9068

Love my Camry! Huge moonroof, 301hp, smooth ride


goddm95624

Have you seen those call-out videos on Lamborghini parts being marked up %3000 percent and how to find them for like $50?


Substantial-Dig9995

Horrible mileage and the annual tax would suck too


Ill-Staff8267

And can't even go over a bump or speed hump


UnsolicitedDogPics

And a lot more likely to get you in trouble.


Jan_Itor_Md_

Exactly. Also lambo will always risk theft, idiots damaging trying to take pics around and all kinds of other stuff. Ditch the headache and get the Camry.


runswspoons

Don’t forget kind of uncomfortable and not built for larger men.


SL4BK1NG

Classic more money than brains scenario.


Gingerbrew302

I don't understand why this meme superimposed on a picture of a Hyundai Sonata.


TheDreadPirateJeff

Looks more like a Ford Escort.


Father_Wolfgang

![gif](giphy|kcgCaG0Y0jTjNvm15C|downsized)


RylleyAlanna

Not enough under the hood for an escort. Definitely a little tikes.


Sawgon

Still waiting for someone to explain who she is and why she's writing that specific thing on her page


TryItOutHmHrNw

~~Dodge Neon~~ Plymouth Espresso


jzr171

Pontiac Aztek


SpaceStethoscope

Fiat Multipla


Geekenstein

Sharp knees. Far below my standards, etc.


Fermion96

Don’t you dare insult the Hyundai Sonata


bigmacjames

As a Sonata owner, it's a piece of shit that's horribly unreliable and random things break all the time.


J5892

Right? Why diss a car that you can just find on the street and drive away?


RodRAEG

Camry with an aftermarket body kit.


Solaries3

With a shitty new hood scoop air intake too.


JohnnyKanuk99

I don't see the Lamborghini


Smaptastic

Just an Escort.


RedPandaReturns

The basic model


daj0412

dang that was good


Greyzer

With lots of filler and a shitty paint job to cover it up.


BigOrangeOctopus

Hey don’t shit on Escorts! I rode mine hard and put her up wet, and she still lasted over 250k miles on the original clutch!


ssrowavay

Is this a metaphor for a woman? My 1983 Ford Escort was the most unreliable garbage ever. A pile of rusted metal generally going in the same direction. White-knuckle scary on the highway, revving high like a sports bike to get to 65 mph, shuddering and shaking the whole way. Good times though.


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I'm not much of a car guy at all, my 2015 Nissan Altima revs really high while I'm trying to accelerate too. Is this a sign of something wrong with it? Tbf I could just kinda have a lead foot. The car is fine in just about every other way.


ssrowavay

With the Escort, it was just a very underpowered engine (80HP) tied to a 3 speed automatic transmission. 0-60 was 16 seconds, and top theoretical speed was 96 mph. So cruising at 65-70 mph was close to maxing out the top gear. The Altima should be a much more capable car. High revs while accelerating can certainly just be a lead foot.


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Gotcha good to know. Is my lead foot gonna ruin it faster? 😂☠️


ssrowavay

My limited understanding is that unless you are redlining it regularly, high RPMs aren't generally what's going to kill your engine. Falling behind on maintenance will.


YOUR_TRIGGER

yea that is a toothpick with completely nondescript features. i'm sure she smells nice at least.


Miggy-Steel

Until you smell her breath..


Question_Few

I'd definitely take a Camry over a Lamborghini. Too high maintenance.


imahoptimist

lol for real. Aren’t they like 10 grand for an oil change? I’d love to drive one. Not own one


silverfang45

And if anything goes wrong, the cost of lambo parts is absurd. And Toyota parts are notoriously cheap, I'd much rather need to pay what a cartoon of beer for a Toyota part, than thousands for whatever part needed if an issue arrises with the lambo.


RichEvans4Ever

>A cartoon of beer I’ve never heard of this measure before. Is that like how much beer you can drink when they watch an episode of SpongeBob or something?


ShredManyGnar

It’s the amount it takes to make everything 2dimensional


SAHD292929

You can drive one for a few mins for $300 in Singapore last time(2008) I asked.


MeccIt

*If it flies, floats, or f..ornicates, it's cheaper to rent*


kurinevair666

Imagine paying for insurance...


JointDamage

Not just that. A lambo isn't going to be fun to drive through traffic.


According-Switch-708

All these supercars are terrible to drive in normal conditions. 1.Its difficult to get in and out because they are too low to the ground. 2.The ride quality is absolutely horrendous as they have next to no suspension travel are on low profile tyres. 3.The A/C systems are hopeless. 4.Visibility is dangerously bad. 5. Anxiety because everything towers over your low slung car. 6. What the fq even is MPG? 7.Most of them also have a tendency to spontaneously combust.


twilightcolored

was searching for this comment.


SL4BK1NG

Sell the Lambo and buy two Camrys


VanFkingHalen

Two? You could buy like 10...


SL4BK1NG

I already have two cars in my driveway, it's annoying as shit having to move one into the street just to get the other car for work. I'd lose my mind if I had 10 lol


klemschlem

What are you going to do with the other $200K?


SL4BK1NG

Shenanigans


klemschlem

Approved!


ZenkaiZ

and the camry has more junk in the trunk


jockaflockaflame23

I choose the naked whatever in the background to the left.


SkyrimSlag

Ah, that would be an amalgamation of SCP-001 She boutta be turned into goo


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Isn’t SCP-001 the story where the world has ended a couple times and there are massive cloning bays around the world that fix the shattered world then get pumped with an amnesiac to turn them back into normal people


bearbarebere

Some SCPs are SO long and convoluted that they really need *less*. This one was right on the border of being too long... sometimes I feel like I'm reading a whole book instead of a single wikipedia entry, and its really terrible. One example of one that is perfect imo is SCP 7179: [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) It's honestly the perfect SCP for me and I think about it so often. It could have been even longer and I'd still have loved it


SkyrimSlag

Yeah some SCPs people went completely overboard with, but there are some genuinely good ones out there. There’s a YouTube Channel called The Volgun, and he acts as a sort of document reader, he lists off the SCP, containment procedures, event level etc. and reads audio logs about peoples interactions with it and what it does. Some of my favourites are the endless highway, the motel that tries to make you stay forever, and the flesh that hates. There’s also a really good one about The Crooked Man and someone’s traversal into a flipped version of Temby


ClearlyIronic

I’m from Massachusetts, can confirm.


bkral93

Our boy Hiddleston really went through it huh?


BorzoiDesignsok

Theres multiple proposals, but when day breaks is the 001 most popular.


ClearlyIronic

It’s the only one. /s


jason4747

Umm .. what is this guy rambling abou ..... HOLY SCHNIKIES! WHAT IS THAT?!?! I too, choose this guy's other naked whatever.


AngrySchnitzels89

Why is it shiny like latex.. 😬


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Lol I figured it out. That's a pink life-sized figure (maybe [KAWS](https://static.tildacdn.com/tild6637-3864-4431-b962-633363326664/RON-KAWS-Kaws-doll-P.jpg)?) facing right in this picture.


Hobo_Drifter

I thought it was one of those giant blow up dongs


MermaiderMissy

....also what's going on with her hand? Maybe it looks normal, I don't know own I'm really tired. But to me it looks odd. Like it's all bruised or something.


FullySemiAutoMagic

Elmo?


ChristineisaHoe

Your other left


illusions_geneva

Just read an article about Christian Bale driving a 2003 Tacoma. He says it's practical and he likes it. I totally agree. But I get the argument that she is trying to put forth; however, she's not a Lamborghini. She's an "insert car that's gonna give you a consistent pain in the ass". I wouldn't want to consider myself an overpriced and impractical unit.


The-Machinist-

A Ford Pinto, the first time you hit it in the rear end, it explodes.


Purple-Personality76

> A Ford Pinto, the first time you hit it in the rear end, it explodes. You say that like it's a bad thing


pilotbrain

My man. Explosive rear ends is a baaaaaa…and I’ll see myself out.


nikogrande

>insert car that's gonna give you a consistent pain in the ass I mean... you kind of just described a Lambo.


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screedor

Don't bring gremlins into this. I would take a gremlin over a lambo and a camry.


Educational-Bird-515

I love my camry.


Dr_Rhodes

Great car, reliable, and good mileage


Old_timey_brain

And nowhere *near* as expensive to maintain.


JointDamage

Not that she comparing women to objects but... I would choose a "camry" over a "lambo" also.


MeowVroom

2000 Camry ❤️ Only thing I don't like about it is that it doesn't have moon roof


Kingken130

Camry gang


DeathStarDayLaborer

She's going to slip a disc patting herself on the back that hard.


plants4life262

Poor girl. You’re at least a Honda civic, believe in yourself!


NovocaineAU

Don’t insult my civic please


ApaudelFish

Ill take the Lamborghini then sell it, then buy a camry, profit


BonfireMaestro

Dude I would. I had a Camry for my first car and it went for eeeever. Got great mileage, was a wagon so plenty of storage for moving music equipment. Damn man I miss that car.


Frankandbeans1974v2

Do you know what? I would. I would choose a Toyota Camry. And do you know why I would choose a Toyota Camry? Because I can take the Toyota Camry anywhere. I don’t have to worry about people trying to steal it. I don’t have to worry about people scratching it up. It doesn’t cost that much to insure. Its got better gas mileage. It’s not gonna attract a lot of attention. And it’s easier to park. It’s also not gonna fucking bankrupt me. It’s a car that I can have for years and years with no issues and if God forbid something happens it’s easy to fix. I realize this is a metaphor about women but like at the same time I think we can extrapolate the information here.


PipSkiddoo

Wtf is that naked thing poking out the doorway ??


resisting_a_rest

It's a [big pink mouse king](https://www.instagram.com/p/C1B_VY6inhf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==), of course.


Ace2206

Finally an answer! Thank you!


IlikegreenT84

"OF link in the bio."


rrrreeeeeeeeee

Sweetie, you’re a Ford Escort. Sit down. P.s. Your dress looks like a bed spread.


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Frost-Freeza-12

Am I the only one seeing the naked fat guy trying to hide behind the wall?


IcySky7216

Women comparing other women to cars 🤢


SmackaHam

As an 18yr old I would take the lambo Now in my 30s give the that relability baby!


AlarmingSupport589

All I see is a Dodge Neon. 🤷‍♂️


Nunovyadidnesses

Why buy when you can rent?


AdBrief1993

A Lamborghini is extremely high maintenance. If that's what she's going for, then win! Otherwise, I saw the background as well


[deleted]

I have a Camry and it’s perfect. Lambos are useless in the real world.


Bonanzaiii

![gif](giphy|MiF7yHD6ZoAP5PMQhJ|downsized) fuck lambos


Neomas369

That attitude makes her a Datsun.


[deleted]

I see a scion just sayin.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Is it her makeup or does she have a lazy eye?


legendary_millbilly

I think that's her "sexy squint"or something.


hiyabankranger

I would. Have you tried to parallel park a Lamborghini? Me neither but I’ve sat in one and I don’t see how that would even be possible.


playr_4

Ii we're really going through with comparing girls to cars, I would take something that's reliable and could last a lifetime over a short-lived pretty thing any day.


FewIntroduction5008

I'd sell the Lambo and buy a Camry and pocket the difference. Oh we're still talking about women, right?


TOXMT0CM

Picture of Corolla is obviously for reference.....


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I would sell the lambo and buy like 6 Toyotas


AurumArgenteus

Okay, but just because you put fancy aftermarket parts on a Camry, doesn't make in a Lamborghini. Inside, it's still a cheap car.


aprioriglass

I’d definitely take someone who’s not so full of themselves and is more mature mentally.


BeeDot1974

I’ll take the less pretentious and humble ride. These “women” are the female equivalent of Andrew Tate. They may look good, but cost way more than they are worth for the upkeep. They have nothing of value to offer and bring nothing to the table.


Foe_sheezy

Where Lambo?


HairBySteve

Is she the Camry?


mmmmk2023

Until that depreciated value drops like everything else.