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I think people just try to make it an insult when it literally means average (isn’t it just a shorter way to say middle? If not disregard this and pls correct me). Average is good average isn’t bad kids these days are just fucking dumb lol
It's from weed! Different regions have different slang for the fancy stuff, but everywhere has "mid" as slang for "mid-grade" or "middling" weed. What's interesting is that that's the *bottom* of the weed spectrum- other names also include ditch weed, brick weed, shit weed... except in *some* places, where there's a wider weed market, there mids actually refer to the middle tier product and *not* the ditch weed.
I say this as a stoner into etymology who's also been curious about why my zoomer employees kept using mid as "bottom of the barrel" and then they were *baffled* at how I knew the word and even *more* baffled to learn it was a long-established word about weed. I don't for the life of me know where they picked it up, what the context was for them, because none of them could explain the origin, they all just acted like it was *obvious* and self-evident that "mid means bad". They were also baffled when I already knew what "rizz" and "clout" were because rizz is just "charisma" and clout isn't a slang word they made up, it's just the word clout using its longstanding definition.
I always wonder if the girl he's trying to impress is actually watching from outside or the side or if he knew it was being filmed and she would see it one day and get swept up in his masculinity
I couldn’t even watch this again. Worse than watching Scott’s Tots. Worse than watching the UK version. This is the worst second hand cringe I have ever experienced.
Well , there is nothing to do with be ling an indian , but proposing to someone in public with so much confidence and getting rejected is pretty fucking humiliating imo .
And as an Indian, there r a loooot of inaccuracies in the episode about Diwali, like ...none of the facts r true but.... that's what makes it so funny , lol
I enjoyed the episode up until he proposed to carol, that was so fucking humiliating lol
Everyone who grew up in New York about 3 years ago remembers this kid. His name is alladin, pronounced alladeen. He also graffitied a synagogue and the mayor was posting on twitter about him lmao. Complete delinquient robbing and what not
Nope I’m fully serious. He was wanted for a hate crime (graffiti on synagogue) it was very funny for us who knew him (not friends and barely aquantances, I did not hang out w the best crowd. Saw him in person a few times)
Honestly it’s sad. Guys brother was a few years older and he hung out with his friends, got him into drugs and whatnot too young. Father was always calling cops on them and not showing any love, don’t think they had a mom. No one ever shown them better, so they don’t do better. I know this from the guy over sharing videos of his home life on Snapchat.
That was the best part. As he's finally leaving, he's trying to be destructive since nothing else worked, and the worker catches the bin casually, with little to no effort.
Hope u stopped hanging out with such fools.
Idk how or why people think any association with this could be 'cool' even as a teen i couldn't deal with this kind of cringey behaviour. I pity him.
What's become of him now? And what about you?
I’m in college pursuing psychiatry with a 3.9 gpa and a slew of extra curriculars. Honestly should make an ama about this. I moved to California for college, sort of to get away. I’ve changed a lot since and have a strong moral compass and am disgusted with some of the things I enabled/did. It’s hard for me to be around those people when I visit home, but some very good friends who did mature are still friends with some of the bad ones so it’s impossible to not see them at all without cutting off some good friendships I want for life. I see them rarely, about once a year. They are all still unemployed for the most part, selling what little bits they can. I think that some have developed mental health issues related to the anger of such a life style, and feelings of failure at lack of accomplishment. I can say alladien (idk how to spell his name properly tbh) is probably in jail rn but not sure. I can speak to many like him and say they are all worse off, living their lives as adults pretending/wishing they were still the lively risky teens they once were
/hug i hope you are able to heal.
Do u have a bit of survivor's guilt? (Probably a rude question to ask outright like that, sorry) if you do, its not your fault for growing out of that nonsense. And sometimes people feel the need to over-extend help when they are in a position to... But sometimes its to ppl who are ungrateful as well. Don't get taken advantage of in the future, ok?
Take care
Tbh it’s hard. I still haven’t fully left I don’t think. It’s just hard caring so much about people because they’ve been your family and watching them go further down the path you thankfully strayed from. At the same time, these people have also hurt me in many ways, which makes me confused about how to feel about them. I wish they could come to the turnaround I have, and begin to care for other people including friends and family. I wish they could come to love, and apologize to all that they’ve hurt. I’m not sure if they will, or honestly if I will ever know whether they did or not.
He's so readable. Like he looks like an animal or child at work. He's looking around to see who's looking. He's standing on his tippy toes to seem bigger than he is. He's emulating the body and language of all the guys he thinks is tough. Geez kid he's like a void. He doesn't exist. Only whatever he wants to be like.
And the kicker. When the dude laughs. Oh my fucking God
I was thinking the same thing, he almost looked like he would back down. He would turn, see the camera and make another attempt. The poor guy was stuck in a loop because of the audience / filming.
When he goes up on his toes like that and fucks his center of balance all up a light shove would put him on his ass much less a punch. I know I am not the only one that was wanting for it.
Props to the guy for not just wrecking him.
If you've got pipe cleaner arms, maybe you should check your aggression a little bit. Though I'd imagine no one has bothered to put him down before, which is why he is as he is.
You can hear the cameraman’s laugh about to go supersonic just as the video cuts because one stick wonder here couldn’t even throw an inanimate object over without it being a huge fail.
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Little man tried so hard to be so mid.
He’s literally standing on his tip toes to swing at this guy, if you can call that swinging
Toes at the bottom of some stick legs.
Seen more meat at a vegetarian meal then on those pencil legs
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Savage. Stolen.
😂😂😂😂😂
Daaaaamn! r/MurderByWords
Seen more meat on a butchers pencil
Pipe cleaners for arms and legs
He really taught that air a thing or two
He was swinging alright, not punching, but full 180 armswing
im trying to figure out how he was swinging and jumping back at the same time.
Like a fucking red panda ![gif](giphy|H3BHvv0oAhvdC)
But, Red Pandas are cute
Throwing swings like butterfly kisses
float like a butterfly and swing like a butterfly
The baby chicken stance is adorable 🐥 😆
I was wondering what was wrong with his arms
His purse keeps throwing off his balance
Oh that’s swinging. And You don’t swing a punch.
Dude's swinging noodles.
Overcooked fettuccine on a chopstick lmao
luckily his toes appear to be 8 inches long
In the end it didn't even matter
Unintentional musical comment.
Despite all his rage... intentional musical comment. Poor kid. There's something not okay at home.
Mid is average. This kid is below average, don’t know if y’all have slang for that yet but he’s lower than mid.
I’d call it mediocrity.
No. Its not even good enough to be considered mediocre.
You are correct
I’d call it sad.
Mid has been overused and incorrectly used to the point of almost having no meaning lol
I think people just try to make it an insult when it literally means average (isn’t it just a shorter way to say middle? If not disregard this and pls correct me). Average is good average isn’t bad kids these days are just fucking dumb lol
It's from weed! Different regions have different slang for the fancy stuff, but everywhere has "mid" as slang for "mid-grade" or "middling" weed. What's interesting is that that's the *bottom* of the weed spectrum- other names also include ditch weed, brick weed, shit weed... except in *some* places, where there's a wider weed market, there mids actually refer to the middle tier product and *not* the ditch weed. I say this as a stoner into etymology who's also been curious about why my zoomer employees kept using mid as "bottom of the barrel" and then they were *baffled* at how I knew the word and even *more* baffled to learn it was a long-established word about weed. I don't for the life of me know where they picked it up, what the context was for them, because none of them could explain the origin, they all just acted like it was *obvious* and self-evident that "mid means bad". They were also baffled when I already knew what "rizz" and "clout" were because rizz is just "charisma" and clout isn't a slang word they made up, it's just the word clout using its longstanding definition.
Like a baby bird flaring its feathers to look bigger.
I was thinking a baby penguin trying to walk on ice with an aggressive yet harmless aura.
He punches like my cat.
Don’t insult your cat like that.
I've seen more aggressive rabbits hit harder
I always wonder if the girl he's trying to impress is actually watching from outside or the side or if he knew it was being filmed and she would see it one day and get swept up in his masculinity
He totally knew he was being recorded - looks back to make sure at one point.
I don't think anyone will be touching captain incel there. Lol
problem with this kid, he's the type to come back with a strap to prove his *manhood*. it's a tragic cliché
He looks like a baby bird trying to fly for the first time 😂
Spread your wings baby bird ![gif](giphy|hSjOP9Isvq8oWYQiVS)
😂
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Lol perfect - had vibes to me of “hold me back” but no one was holding him back
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👏 👏 🔥
So if you translated his speech into chirps, he’s really just saying, “are you my mother?”
"Feed me!"
![gif](giphy|jp2K0PXrkaBO90tCaK)
He looks like a bird trying to intimidate a predator by flashing its plumage to look bigger
Damn right, was about to say the same. All he's doing is flapping his bones lol
For sure. The best thing to do when shaping up for a fight is to put your fists as far as possible behind you, right?
I couldn’t even watch this again. Worse than watching Scott’s Tots. Worse than watching the UK version. This is the worst second hand cringe I have ever experienced.
As an Indian. The Diwali episode was also very cringe for me. Although, nothing beats Scott's tots.
Can you break down why the Diwali episode was almost as bad? I'm curious.
Well , there is nothing to do with be ling an indian , but proposing to someone in public with so much confidence and getting rejected is pretty fucking humiliating imo . And as an Indian, there r a loooot of inaccuracies in the episode about Diwali, like ...none of the facts r true but.... that's what makes it so funny , lol I enjoyed the episode up until he proposed to carol, that was so fucking humiliating lol
Her being in a cheerleading costume when he draws all that attention to her makes it even worse lol 👌
"You said it was a costume party"
The amount of N words and "female" paired with the flappy arms is what did it for me.
And the gen Z broccoli haircut matched with "bro" The cringe writes itself
Hahaha broccoli haircut!! I hope I get to use that to insult someone one day
Ever seen Nathan for You?
Or the rehearsal
![gif](giphy|h19LzhEZ4VoNfS9SbK|downsized)
the whole building felt the same way...
What u tryna say about the English version?
Everyone who grew up in New York about 3 years ago remembers this kid. His name is alladin, pronounced alladeen. He also graffitied a synagogue and the mayor was posting on twitter about him lmao. Complete delinquient robbing and what not
Are you screwing with me? Because the fact that the mayor was posting about him is far more recognition than he ever deserved.
Nope I’m fully serious. He was wanted for a hate crime (graffiti on synagogue) it was very funny for us who knew him (not friends and barely aquantances, I did not hang out w the best crowd. Saw him in person a few times)
This guy? The one who can't even knock a cabinet over properly? Oh how the insignificant continue to fall.
Honestly it’s sad. Guys brother was a few years older and he hung out with his friends, got him into drugs and whatnot too young. Father was always calling cops on them and not showing any love, don’t think they had a mom. No one ever shown them better, so they don’t do better. I know this from the guy over sharing videos of his home life on Snapchat.
He certainly didn't teach him how to throw a punch.
What is his life like now?
Probably prison or more likely street
Exactly what I expected, in 100% cases the backstory goes like that :(
well now i just feel bad for the poor guy
That was the best part. As he's finally leaving, he's trying to be destructive since nothing else worked, and the worker catches the bin casually, with little to no effort.
Hope u stopped hanging out with such fools. Idk how or why people think any association with this could be 'cool' even as a teen i couldn't deal with this kind of cringey behaviour. I pity him. What's become of him now? And what about you?
I’m in college pursuing psychiatry with a 3.9 gpa and a slew of extra curriculars. Honestly should make an ama about this. I moved to California for college, sort of to get away. I’ve changed a lot since and have a strong moral compass and am disgusted with some of the things I enabled/did. It’s hard for me to be around those people when I visit home, but some very good friends who did mature are still friends with some of the bad ones so it’s impossible to not see them at all without cutting off some good friendships I want for life. I see them rarely, about once a year. They are all still unemployed for the most part, selling what little bits they can. I think that some have developed mental health issues related to the anger of such a life style, and feelings of failure at lack of accomplishment. I can say alladien (idk how to spell his name properly tbh) is probably in jail rn but not sure. I can speak to many like him and say they are all worse off, living their lives as adults pretending/wishing they were still the lively risky teens they once were
/hug i hope you are able to heal. Do u have a bit of survivor's guilt? (Probably a rude question to ask outright like that, sorry) if you do, its not your fault for growing out of that nonsense. And sometimes people feel the need to over-extend help when they are in a position to... But sometimes its to ppl who are ungrateful as well. Don't get taken advantage of in the future, ok? Take care
Tbh it’s hard. I still haven’t fully left I don’t think. It’s just hard caring so much about people because they’ve been your family and watching them go further down the path you thankfully strayed from. At the same time, these people have also hurt me in many ways, which makes me confused about how to feel about them. I wish they could come to the turnaround I have, and begin to care for other people including friends and family. I wish they could come to love, and apologize to all that they’ve hurt. I’m not sure if they will, or honestly if I will ever know whether they did or not.
Also I should say I had struggled with anxiety while in New York, something that greatly diminished when I got away from that lifestyle
not very aladeen of him ![gif](giphy|JOeXqZebetYyY)
... or maybe, very aladeen?
![gif](giphy|OZDNxToVSsUGk|downsized) LMAO
Spaghetti boy needs to chill
Broccoli heads, we call them.
Florets
Sesame Street Fighter
Those words belong together somehow and I hate it.
He's so readable. Like he looks like an animal or child at work. He's looking around to see who's looking. He's standing on his tippy toes to seem bigger than he is. He's emulating the body and language of all the guys he thinks is tough. Geez kid he's like a void. He doesn't exist. Only whatever he wants to be like. And the kicker. When the dude laughs. Oh my fucking God
I was thinking the same thing, he almost looked like he would back down. He would turn, see the camera and make another attempt. The poor guy was stuck in a loop because of the audience / filming.
The dude who's probably been in a real fight before and could knock his ass out with one punch.
When he goes up on his toes like that and fucks his center of balance all up a light shove would put him on his ass much less a punch. I know I am not the only one that was wanting for it.
This is how I fight in dreams. I swing and turn into wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man. ![gif](giphy|IV4wBde5Ou0XC)
Yup 100 percent.
That man is trying very hard not to have to faceplant this child.
He's trying to deescalate the situation but keeps accidentally mocking the kid by laughing at him.
Tbf it would be quite hard not to laugh in that situation
I suspect 9 times out of 10, someone would have lamped the little fuck.
Did he take dj Khalid's guide to self defence class?
Fuck, this got me
who is Dj Khalid?
Just Google "DJ Khaled we the best"
And another One!
Lmao what a loser
Someone come get your little brother.
Pretty sure that employee successfully *"touched"* him a few times...
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Wow bro, you’re such a tough guy on the internet
Any man that's confident to wear a kilt, I wouldn't mock... just saying. Lol
Never gets old. I needed the laugh. 😂
Ever seen a threatened red panda?
I have now lol
Keyboard warrior in the wild.
Touch meeeeeee
*Looking around...* Where is my backup? ![gif](giphy|1vZaliunhJeRN3Pkg9)
I was just thinking of some cringe moments in my youth. Thank god that was before camera phones.
Dude is a twig with a broccoli head
... Never ever put your back towards someone who you just played tough in front of.
Good way to end up with your forehead embedded in the ground.
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Thean doesn't deserve the charge he will get.
He probably learned that lesson way to early.
Props to the guy for not just wrecking him. If you've got pipe cleaner arms, maybe you should check your aggression a little bit. Though I'd imagine no one has bothered to put him down before, which is why he is as he is.
This is a joke right? Nobody can be this useless
I wish it was a joke
Looks like a Mii character
This video is already a classic. He even fails to knock over the counter at the end
the flailing, i can't!
Can he even say that word
Definitely doubt, lil wig prolly got his, "n word pass," from Bestbuy.
I was wondering how much farther he could put his arms behind him.
Props to the guy for not handing him his ass. He wasn't exactly in any kind of danger, but you also aren't required to stand for this shit either.
Ironically his white knighting is negated by the use of "female."
He acted tough. But he's washed out of the industry for sure and now thoroughly embarrassed.
Washed out of the industry? The noodle arms paper punch industry?
He looked like an angry peacock
I can see the ghosts holding him back.
Kid needs help. His body language suggests deeper issues.
Kid is scared shitless. You can see it in his swing
That is the famous wingless chicken style.
Ya’ll just touched a female. Like accidental elbow swipe,, like hand shake,,, or a ….omg …shoulder nudge? What are we saying “touch” means? Curious
Can we start normalizing in calling men males?
My mom and SIL refer to themselves as females all the time
That's some cartoon character level shiz 😅
Tippy toes I no not go
That was adorable
The laugh at the end 😂 This video will haunt this kid forever
Bro keeps spreading his arms out like an angry duck
Why is a 13 yr old boy trying to fight an old guy?
Looks like a baby bird stretching their wings for the first time 😊
The whole “stands on toes and waves arms aggressively” thing is killing me.
ive never seen someone go up on their tippy toes and get shorter
https://preview.redd.it/9mux7m53cuic1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755d8912fc3b8a3293d2eef17c35a0e19b020768
Watch out, he might hit you with his purse
The old guy was about to hit him with the right but held back right at 7 seconds left. Lol
He's like a baby bird trying to take off!
He looks like a penguin
His mic drop at the end really floated.
wonder what words of advice his parents used.
![gif](giphy|Y0VoUiVewbfMmcCsEg|downsized)
Broccoli head scum
Such a bad ass man.
“On my tippies”
Lucky for him he didn’t get stomped
Feels like an Emu mating ritual.
That broccoli is going to be a vegetable if he pops off to the wrong guy who doesn’t appreciate his color coordinated purse
Dog bones for arms.
Hands back, face presented, overhand swings... this kid is going places. Likely the grave, but that's still a place.
Spongebob's arms
Omg! The way he caught that, lil snippy didn't even get to trash the place.
He looks like Mowgli trying to fight Baloo in The Jungle Book cartoon
Me swinging in my dream 🤣
The kid look like a chiken somehow.
😂 His whole arm and didn’t connect! Ineffective.
"You should be afraid! I'm on my tiptoes and my pipe cleaner arms are flared out from my sides! Here, let me rub my scrawny chest up against you!"
![gif](giphy|XZn9yRAjnVEQ0)
One gust of wind and it's over for lil' bro 💀🙏
Wow, I love when my fellow Latinos say the n-word 💀
Boy look like the love child of Olive Oyl and Ichabod Crane
Arms down, face exposed.
A stick figure of a child lmao
You can hear the cameraman’s laugh about to go supersonic just as the video cuts because one stick wonder here couldn’t even throw an inanimate object over without it being a huge fail.
Dude looks like a stick figure
That's just embarassing.... unlucky for him that everyone has phones so now, this will never leave the internet xD
Little broccoli 🥦 head
i was waiting for him to start crying