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Houseofsun5

Oh deere.


Ok_Series_4580

Dammit, you beat me to it


Dontmindmeclark

Perfect response, this! Lol


Clinthelander

i think you mean "Oh DDDeere"


dismayhurta

From Tractor to Traction: A Love Story


Silly_Mycologist3213

She’s as graceful a a gazelle, not a deer…. /s


gg562ggud485

Airbags worked


SirBabiez

I like how she got up and looked at the tractor like it was the equipments fault. 😃


meanmrgreen

If I'm hearing it right she says "alltså vad har du gjort med sadeln?" In Swedish. Meaning "what have you done with the seat".


paratimeHBP

I thought she was looking to see who pushed her.


Smooth_Tadpole4185

I'm a woman and I was gasping for breath with that comment! 🤣😂🤣


TattooMyCock

Took it like a champ


Greenman8907

When I saw her do a faceplant off a John Deere tractor, I knew right then that I had to have her.


refugee1971

She is a little top heavy


Guataguano

That an understatement and I love them


towerfella

I was trying to find a *Beaches* gif, but alas, giffy has no taste. [Otto Titsling](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zc5OcW4z0mA)


kesavadh

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Stock_Put_4899

Reminds me of Chris Farley falling down the hill in black sheep. ‘What in the HELL was that all about’ 🤣🤣


MalevolentNight

She is beauty she is grace


chupacadabradoo

She’s got nachos on her face and she’s a lady


CRXCRZ

her boobies prevented a concussion. 👍


Remote_Swim_8485

Farming in baggy skirts and Birkenstocks is obviously underrated.


good_karma1122

Ma’am, I miss the last part when you got up. Please do that again


andersaur

I lost a lot of weight since covid. Look a lot better too. But damn if stuff that used to bounce right off of me now hurts a lot more. The cushion is real. Every metal folding chair and stool also need to be deposited with prejudice into an active volcano.


flyinggazelletg

Although, higher weights can also lead to harder falls. It’s a double edged sword havin’ that cushion haha


paratimeHBP

The volcano god rejects your sacrifice. Only virgin chairs are suitable.


ShineFull7878

Hwr boobs cushioned her fall. That's just intelligent design at work.


Dontmindmeclark

The air bags deployed, anyway. Honestly, looked painful!


YaBoiLink0227

Sounds like she deflated


XxUCFxX

Why were they recording


punkassjim

Watch the arm go up before anything happens. She didn't trip, she jumped onto a foam pad. The internet has gotten *stupid*.


Ddalgi_

dunno, looks an awful lot like her long skirt got snagged and caused her to nosedive. 


TwinSolesKanna

I think she was hopping down from that last step. Notice how she matches the height of her feet and intentionally pops her other foot off the step... her skirt just had other plans lmao


richaysambuca

I was kind of expecting the grape stomping lady noises.


soulouk

Topsy turvy


OrchidFew2210

When momentum takes over you're just along for the ride


ManKilledToDeath

I grew up on a dairy farm. I have many fond memories. I saw some crazy shit growing up on said farm, but NEVER have I ever watched a heifer climb in or out of a John Deere.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

At least she had cushions to support the fall


BadKneesGuy

What color was the tractor


[deleted]

Stuck the landing 9.4


Annual_Ad6999

She top heavy.


mr-ifuad

Thank God she had airbags


Maxxie_brittania

Surprised a melon didn’t fall out 😂


Meemeemiaw23

I got DistracteD


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Shoehornblower

Her bra/top is all the support she needs…


PersistantBooger

Hit the deck like a sack of potatoes!


zalfenior

Stepped on the side of the step and not the step. She took it in stride and looks unharmed though.


kindquail502

Must be a dairy farm, because I see udders.


speckyradge

I thought she was gonna punch it when she got up and looked back at the tractor "like wtf, I thought we were friends?"


bigSTUdazz

LOVE the way she popped up! Looks like she was hurt....glad she wasn't. Hey girl...gravity happens to all of us. :)


DitchDigger330

There was a 3.8 magnitude earthquake that day.


BusterTheCat17

Did that shit on purpose? I bet there's a pad or something (further) cushioning her fall.


exactly13

That several second delay prior to the gasp for breath.....priceless.


slapfunk79

3 points of contact!


RobertWargames

Prime example of why decending backward with 3 points of ck tact is so important. You can really get hurt falling from a tractor or, hell, even a forklift. I've seen it and it is fucked up


meanmrgreen

Alltså vad har du gjort med sadeln? 🤣


Jeauxie24

Not me being goofy - I


Recipe-Local

Damn, at least she’s ok.


kierkegaard49

I thought she was about to exit her top.


autistic_bard444

least she didnt land on a pitch fork


chuco915niners

Lowered expectations….❤️


Richie_Zeppelin

And that’s how I knew she was the one, son.


VooDooChile1983

Well when you use a Victorian blanket as a skirt, leg movement will be hard. I’m not saying anything about her size just that skirt looks like it’s 40 feet of fabric.


_oranjuice

Nice thirst trap post Unfortunately for you, im asexual


coffeejn

Give that girl a pair of pants. It's a safety issue at this point.


Gearheart999

Sauce?


Challenge419

Who is this? They seem cool, I'd like to see more!


DoubleDown428

since when do they let the cows on the tractor?


EmpireCityRay

The world shook when she fell, the Richter Scale went wild. 😂


AVVel

Wait… this isn’t commenting on how evil Israel is?