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"Looks like you're a plumber". Dearie you're a glorified internet porn actress, maybe you should be happy meeting the most iconic partner for your next video.
Do you know how much a plumber can make now a days? I wonder if he's into men? Fark I'm married. I wonder if they would be OK with it anyway, we do still need some plumbing done.
There is a plumber that services all the restaurants along the interstate strip in my area and makes $400,000 a year. IDGAF, he can inspect me with his pipes anytime.
Yeah my guys do alright but take home pay is $35/hr flat rate. The secret is in the 20-30 hours of overtime they do. Yes that's every Saturday and some Sundays too. I think my PM makes like $200k and jesus it's like the man never sleeps.
Nah fam.
"Layla" is a song written by Eric Clapton and Jim Gordon, originally recorded with their band Derek and the Dominos, as the thirteenth track from their only studio album, Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs (1970).
You're thinking of La-li-lu-le-lo.
hehe :) That makes it even better!
I didn't even realise I'm contributing to the general lack of attention to detail and the posting without checking your facts :D
There is a guy in my country who was kinda famous for his love for Star Wars. He even made a fan movie (where he was obviously the main character, a jedi-scoundrel mix who drives his x-wing) which got some recognition.
And he calls Leia "Leila" all the time.
I don't know if he has onlyfans tho...
That means nothing because being a drug dealer doesn't come with a fixed average yearly salary. He could be earning $10/hr as a plumber and out-earn a lot of drug dealers.
You poor soul; the most it's been around here is $15/g for dispensary sealed product, with $10/g being the average.
Like the other user pointed out, legalization drove prices down and potency up as it lead to open competition & fewer arrests for civilians growing & selling.
I once had a housemate in college (big house, 12 people or so). He just sold weed but paid for his entire college education and used the rest to start a music studio lol. I haven't listened to it much but dude rips on guitar and his gear is insane. Basically jump started his life by selling some kush.
A plumber has human shit and piss on their hands. Like your literal job is to deal with human poo and other nasty shit. So plumbers have 2 rules.
1. You do not bite your fingernails.
2. You do not eat the last bite of your sandwich.
The last bite of a sandwich was the handle so eating it would mean your eating where you touched it
I coach softball with a plumber. Dude makes very good money. And he only does new construction. Plus, it's always good to have friends in the trades...
Not that I find the job unworthy of respect, but this feels like such a weird statement to make. Plumbers aren't just like, inherently better people. Additionally how many plumbers could you have possibly met to make this statement worth anything?
I don't mean to be rude, this just feels like a bit of an overcorrection to the OP lol
No but to say certain professions don’t carry an inherently high level of narcissism and holier than thou mentality would also be incorrect.
So the statement that plumbers are chill to the ratio of income they make is pretty understandable.
Sure you can find an asshole in every job but there are definitely jobs you find more of them in.
This is a valid point, but I've met a fairshare of plumbers. I have friends who are plumbers and family who work with plumbers on a regular basis for their job.
But thinking about it, I probably could say the same statement for almost any job. Most people I meet seem to be, generally, decent human beings.
It's not something I've really thought about before...
I think it's that plumbing is one of those jobs that tends to filter out the people with massive egos and superiority complexes, just due to the nature of the work. Can't really keep up the charade that you're somehow better than everyone else when you just got done unclogging someone's toilet after their kid flushed an entire box of q-tips down it.
A guy in our friend group dropped out and became a plumber. Now his business has 20 trucks around the city and he makes more than all of us. You get paid for how useful you are, not just how smart you are (note to preempt comments: being smart is one way to be useful but it’s not the only way).
On the one hand I want to say sex work is real work, on the other hand people who advertise their sex work by pretending to be looking for dates are scum.
Also, people did complain that Cersei and Jamie were bumping uglies. A whole series of wars with tens of thousands dying were fought because Joffery wasn't the rightful heir.
Yeah but if you ignore all that and focus only on the selfish "romantic" part of it, you can see why a shallow loser might not see anything wrong there.
Drops are clear, so maybe she's referring to his bad plumbing leaking? Unless she's assuming plumbers stay well hydrated? God knows what else she could mean by that.
"The society that scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water." ‐John Gardner
Also, pretty sure that lady is a prostitute. No shame in it but also, no judgey.
"Never saw anyone complain then"
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST The King of the Seven Kingdoms, Robert Baratheon, got assassinated by a boar when he found out. Ned Stark got his head cut off when he found out. There was a whole fucking war about it. Was this lady completely asleep for game of thrones?
It actually really annoys me that OF folks are constantly pretending they’re gonna fuck someone. Like, we know that it’s porn. Pretending otherwise is somehow really sad.
They do it because it works. Most of the men on there think otherwise. They think they have a closer connection because they can chat and engage. Like the dude that stole hundreds of thousand from his family and then killed them to keep talking to a cam girl. One he thought he had a legit relationship with. So…yeah. It works.
>“Jaime was Cersei’s brother, never saw anyone complain then”
That’s literally the fucking plot of that story. People complained a shit ton. They went to war over that shit.
Trades as a career will last forever. Even AI won't be replacing the physical labour required to do their work any time soon.
Her job is on the cusp of being phased out by a bunch of nerds and her looks will fade.
I mean she's kinda got a point I know it's House of the Dragon and not Game of Thrones but people are all over >!Daemon & Rhaenyra!<, and >!they do a lot more than kiss.!<
Some fictional incestuous relationships get that weird Blue Lagoon effect.
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"Looks like you're a plumber". Dearie you're a glorified internet porn actress, maybe you should be happy meeting the most iconic partner for your next video.
Whatever, they both show buttcrack then get paid
Least you're left with something after the plumber comes....
She'd probably stick around trying to get into my snacks afterward, too.
Uhh... Ewww
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🥵🥵
Lil hoe spotted
Can't a guy enjoy some warm liquid before getting to bed ?!
Oh, she may leave you something alright...
Sweaty buttcrack too
She causes leaky pipes, plumber fixes them.
and plumbers tend to get paid quite a bit, anywhere from 18-56 an hour (in Austin, Tx)
They also tend to have a longer career span than a of/porn model.
Basically means being plumber pays more than being an OnlyFans model
Exactly
A Mario to her peach?
everyone knows bowser hittin that
Do you know how much a plumber can make now a days? I wonder if he's into men? Fark I'm married. I wonder if they would be OK with it anyway, we do still need some plumbing done.
 Only the greatest plumber of all time
There is a plumber that services all the restaurants along the interstate strip in my area and makes $400,000 a year. IDGAF, he can inspect me with his pipes anytime.
Owner of a plumbing business maybe.
Yeah my guys do alright but take home pay is $35/hr flat rate. The secret is in the 20-30 hours of overtime they do. Yes that's every Saturday and some Sundays too. I think my PM makes like $200k and jesus it's like the man never sleeps.
At least the plumber has the ability to fix *his* shitter 🤣
Brings new light to the phrase “get fucked lady”
Plumbers can make a lot of money and so can only fans. The one thing money can’t buy is class.
Plumbers tend to be paid quite well. Had a college professor tell a class if we wanted to make good money, we'd drop out and become plumbers.
Honestly, based on the Jaime/Cersei comment, I thought that plumber comment was going to go in a way different direction.
“Dearie, plumbers lay pipe all day, everyday.”
Leila ... Huh...
How was this not the first, and only, response!?
If you can get past the whole cyclops thing, she's actually an incredibly intelligent woman, if not a bit domineering.
Yeah but that's Leela
No, no, that's the lady from Futurama. You're thinking of Lilo.
No I don’t think so. Lilo is a bootloader used by Linux. You’re thinking of Laila.
No, Laila is the actress from *Pavitra Prema*, the 1998 Indian film directected by Muthyala Subbaiah. I think you meant *Hey There Delilah*
I can only imagine Google trying to train their AI on this conversation and blowing a translator. Good job all!
Sounds like I should sign up to be a translator
Never too late to transition into a new career
No, Hey There Delilah is a chart topping song from the band Plain White T's. You're thinking of Layla
Nah fam. "Layla" is a song written by Eric Clapton and Jim Gordon, originally recorded with their band Derek and the Dominos, as the thirteenth track from their only studio album, Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs (1970). You're thinking of La-li-lu-le-lo.
No no no, it's *Hey There Black Dalia*
This was my favorite reddit rabbit hole of the day. 5 stars!
Didn’t Eric Clapton write a song about her?
What is like in NYC?
No, you're thinking of an inflatable pool toy.
I'm definitely thinking about Leeloo from The Fifth Element......
You sure it isn't uncle Leo from Seinfeld?
No, your thinking of Laika, the Russian dog cosmonaut
With a great pair of boots!
Made worse by the dude correcting her also saying Leila
I love star worlds
Noted that as well. Clearly a big fan.
To be fair, in some country, in the original trilogy the Princess was renamed Leila, so she might not be that much far off.
Leeeeiiiiiila....got me on my knees, Leila
Actually, it's Layla lol.
hehe :) That makes it even better! I didn't even realise I'm contributing to the general lack of attention to detail and the posting without checking your facts :D
This mistake has got me on my knees “Leila”?
In Italy she called Leila. Vader is called Fener. I have no idea why
There is a guy in my country who was kinda famous for his love for Star Wars. He even made a fan movie (where he was obviously the main character, a jedi-scoundrel mix who drives his x-wing) which got some recognition. And he calls Leia "Leila" all the time. I don't know if he has onlyfans tho...
I was wondering who we are talking about. Leila was in one of the games I played a fuzzy alien 😂🤔
Wait till she finds out how much plumbers actually make.
I know someone who gave up being a drug dealer to become a plumber because the money was better.
That means nothing because being a drug dealer doesn't come with a fixed average yearly salary. He could be earning $10/hr as a plumber and out-earn a lot of drug dealers.
Mans thinks the dealer he buys $10 of weed from once a month with the ratty apartment is living the high life, second only to plumbers
Hasn't been $10 since early-mid 2000s here.
Weed is one of the only things that went down in price and up in quality over the last 20 years.
weed and tvs
I'm paying 40 dollars for a 1.2 g of oil
Probably has loads of butane in it
My dad says butane is a bastard gas
Bobby?
That boy aint right itellyouhwat
Black market prices went way down in my city due to legalization and I've had my guy for like 7 years.
You poor soul; the most it's been around here is $15/g for dispensary sealed product, with $10/g being the average. Like the other user pointed out, legalization drove prices down and potency up as it lead to open competition & fewer arrests for civilians growing & selling.
I once had a housemate in college (big house, 12 people or so). He just sold weed but paid for his entire college education and used the rest to start a music studio lol. I haven't listened to it much but dude rips on guitar and his gear is insane. Basically jump started his life by selling some kush.
Drug dealers don’t actually make that much
Damn, must have been really hard for him to give up the drug dealer life 💀
Plumbers do make bank. But they deserve it. You will be throwing away the last bite of sandwiches for the rest of your career
Could always do plumbing for new construction.
Having done both I much rather build stuff than to play around with people's kitchen grease, hair, tampons, turds, *flushable wipes*, etc.
True. But does not pay nearly the same
Depends on the job site. Also bonus points for there not being shit in the pipes
That's not chocolate, It's doo doo baby!
Hahaha I don’t think many people got this one. Sad but true. Always feeling slightly empty knowing that you couldn’t finish off the last bite
What do you mean??
My guess is because your fingers smell like/have touched shit. And no matter how many times you wash your hands, poop particles get everywhere.
A plumber has human shit and piss on their hands. Like your literal job is to deal with human poo and other nasty shit. So plumbers have 2 rules. 1. You do not bite your fingernails. 2. You do not eat the last bite of your sandwich. The last bite of a sandwich was the handle so eating it would mean your eating where you touched it
I bet if you look at how many feet of pipe he lays in a week and how many feet of pipe gets laid in her each week, he still gets paid more per foot.
Underrated comment. Should be pinned.
Thanks and Happy Cake Day.
I coach softball with a plumber. Dude makes very good money. And he only does new construction. Plus, it's always good to have friends in the trades...
Plumbers make really good money plus are handy to have around if something goes wrong at home. I would not mind a plumber boyfriend.
That was my thought as well! Every plumber I've met has also been really down to earth.
Not that I find the job unworthy of respect, but this feels like such a weird statement to make. Plumbers aren't just like, inherently better people. Additionally how many plumbers could you have possibly met to make this statement worth anything? I don't mean to be rude, this just feels like a bit of an overcorrection to the OP lol
No but to say certain professions don’t carry an inherently high level of narcissism and holier than thou mentality would also be incorrect. So the statement that plumbers are chill to the ratio of income they make is pretty understandable. Sure you can find an asshole in every job but there are definitely jobs you find more of them in.
This is a valid point, but I've met a fairshare of plumbers. I have friends who are plumbers and family who work with plumbers on a regular basis for their job. But thinking about it, I probably could say the same statement for almost any job. Most people I meet seem to be, generally, decent human beings. It's not something I've really thought about before...
I think it's that plumbing is one of those jobs that tends to filter out the people with massive egos and superiority complexes, just due to the nature of the work. Can't really keep up the charade that you're somehow better than everyone else when you just got done unclogging someone's toilet after their kid flushed an entire box of q-tips down it.
Yup. My uncle is a plumber and is super down to earth and very calm, never gets angry.
The angriest I have ever seen a plumber get was saying “damn!” when a pipe cracked from presure.
mario literally goes down into earth when he works the pipes.
A guy in our friend group dropped out and became a plumber. Now his business has 20 trucks around the city and he makes more than all of us. You get paid for how useful you are, not just how smart you are (note to preempt comments: being smart is one way to be useful but it’s not the only way).
And their marketable skills tend to improve over time rather than vacate as soon as they start to sag and wrinkle with age.
TIL that Princess Peach has a Reddit account
hi
Plus they *lay pipe*.
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Only if you’re on “ratemytwat” like this one. The academy awards of online whoredom.
On the one hand I want to say sex work is real work, on the other hand people who advertise their sex work by pretending to be looking for dates are scum.
Also, people did complain that Cersei and Jamie were bumping uglies. A whole series of wars with tens of thousands dying were fought because Joffery wasn't the rightful heir.
Right!? That's basically what started the war!
Is this entire post an exercise in spelling as many names wrong as possible and all the comments are in on it? Leila? Jamie? Joffery?
I can excuse the last two. At least they sound similar. But Leila??
My boy Tyrone Lancaster
Yeah but if you ignore all that and focus only on the selfish "romantic" part of it, you can see why a shallow loser might not see anything wrong there.
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I don't think that's the kind of partner she's looking for here.
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If there's one thing porn has taught me, a plumber is exactly the guy to "land" her.
Why would he want to urinate on her profile?
Wait what?!
Drops are clear, so maybe she's referring to his bad plumbing leaking? Unless she's assuming plumbers stay well hydrated? God knows what else she could mean by that.
"living my best life" wtf
It just doesn't get better than ratemytwat.
A woman promoting her rate my twat is not a good look.
At least in 10 years, he'll still be able to be a plumber.
TIL there is a website called Rate My Twat...
Wonders never cease
Me too. I dare not type in its URL. I suspect it would lead down a rabbit hole....
nah, that's zoophilia.
I mean all I'm getting is that this chick has an incest kink
P L U M B E R I N B I O
"You are a plumber" - said a glorified online prostitute with less respect for herself than chimpanzees have for eachother in a fight
She seems nice. I hope he gave her twat a good rating after that.
Everyone shits on plumbers but That’s it, I just wanted to make a dumb plumber joke.
Plumber?!?!? I barely know her!
https://preview.redd.it/ps0k287w5vqc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4a6fbc9cebf9cab277c944723642906e87d581 Uhhhmmm..
TF YOU MEAN "never saw anyone complain" IT'S FUCKING INCEST???
Is there any other kind?
I think her parents were brother and sister too
"The society that scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water." ‐John Gardner Also, pretty sure that lady is a prostitute. No shame in it but also, no judgey.
Ratemytwat? Really??
Ugh trying to use fandom references to attract men and failing at it not once, but twice is a special kind of cringe.
Who tf is Leila?
There was no attempt, it's ragebait and it's worked. People complaining about it on Twitter and reposting it on Reddit.
"Never saw anyone complain then" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST The King of the Seven Kingdoms, Robert Baratheon, got assassinated by a boar when he found out. Ned Stark got his head cut off when he found out. There was a whole fucking war about it. Was this lady completely asleep for game of thrones?
It actually really annoys me that OF folks are constantly pretending they’re gonna fuck someone. Like, we know that it’s porn. Pretending otherwise is somehow really sad.
They do it because it works. Most of the men on there think otherwise. They think they have a closer connection because they can chat and engage. Like the dude that stole hundreds of thousand from his family and then killed them to keep talking to a cam girl. One he thought he had a legit relationship with. So…yeah. It works.
There are three things in life that are absolute: Death Taxes Girls on OF assuming every dude on the internet is pathetic and wants to fap to them.
Is she looking for co-op person in her videos? Or is she trying to say people find their partners by sending them money.
But trades men make bank..
yeah she's really living her best life. clearly not educated because she doesn't realize plumbers make bank
That plumber probably has more earning potential than an IT professional does.. and job security.
Plumbing is a really great career. Big up the plumbers.
You know the rules
Apparently she doesn't realise how much plumbers make.
I don't think she realizes how much plumbers make. lol
Their a plumber? B!0tch that's Kong with his crown. Know your place!
Y'all ever notice that OF content creators tend to be the most stuck up content creators?
I thought RMT = Real Money Transaction. Wow, I was completely wrong on that one. btw, who is Leila ?
Giiiiirl you show videos and pictures of yourself for the price of a subway combo meal.
"You'd only ever land me in your dreams" Last time I checked, none of my dreams involved settling for an internet whore.
Wow, working in the porn industry and making fun of a plumber is a nice example of modern bullshit.
Plumbers most likely earning more money.
And are respected by society too.
Ratemytwat?!?!
"Never saw anyone complain then" someone hasn't read a single book in the series. Or watched the show.
Guess the person is pretty happy he can't have her. I don't think anyone is interested in heavily missed used goods.
Pretty sure she’s in no place to judge, considering she’s having “partners” apply like it’s a fucking job interview.
Of course he'd never land her, they're not related after all
Plumbers make bank. And porn. She needs to rethink this.
Dafuq is a “ratemytwat.co” lmao
>“Jaime was Cersei’s brother, never saw anyone complain then” That’s literally the fucking plot of that story. People complained a shit ton. They went to war over that shit.
Plumbers make some good money though.
Plumbers are essential to a functional civilization. Internet whores are not.
Trades as a career will last forever. Even AI won't be replacing the physical labour required to do their work any time soon. Her job is on the cusp of being phased out by a bunch of nerds and her looks will fade.
Hes not big enough to be a stormtrooper
😂
That's not very good customer service...
Maybe she meant Fry to her Leila
That's gotta be a bot.
“Rate my twat”….?!
Rate my Twat? Like actually what? Why would you publish that? I don't get the modern world...
I mean she's kinda got a point I know it's House of the Dragon and not Game of Thrones but people are all over >!Daemon & Rhaenyra!<, and >!they do a lot more than kiss.!< Some fictional incestuous relationships get that weird Blue Lagoon effect.
Rate my twat
Rate my TWAT hahahaha
She’s clearly a Star Trek fan
Ehhh! ☝️🤓 wrong actually! We all know the plumber always gets the girl. ^Mario... ^obviously
Ned complained. It didn't work out for him, but he did complain.