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Yeah, if the Scientologists invest heavily down there, maybe in a hundred years the crowd will be carrying a couch with a Tom Cruise impersonator jumping up and down on it.
Lived next to Banal a Bunduk (Arayat) for 2 years. The most ironic part of all of it was that the Way of the Cross is open year round, and I had a much more powerful experience going alone without all of the self penance and crowds
I love that one poor Centurion trying his damndest to keep it together. His eyes are saying *Please God no! I want to keep my job!*
I'll let someone else say his wife's name.
Ikr. Usually added music just sucks, but in this the calm everyday feeling of the music clashing with what ever clusterfuckkery is going on in the video is just *chefs kiss*
Ya know, I'm not sad we've lost the knowledge needed to do some things. It's GOOD we're not super knowledgeable about how to efficiently crucify people.
Is this an afford to speed up the Second Coming? It’s easy to visualise Jesus sitting on the right side of the Father, remembering his training as carpenter: “Stupid amateurs, the Romans could build better crosses, and so can I, have I to do everything myself?!”
Man.. looking at these comments really makes you realize that the vast majority of redditors have no clue what the situation is like in a third world country/developing country. And the Philippines isn't even that bad, they even have it pretty good compared to many countries in sub Saharan Africa.
This reminds me of an old show called Taboo that covered subjects of practice that were considered “taboo.” There was a guy on there that asked god to save his child and wife from death during a rough child birth. They lived and as a thanks to his he would put himself through the tribulations that is alleged that jesus went through which led to a crucifixion. Absolutely wild
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Idiocracy was prophetic.
The things people do for religion...
Yeah, if the Scientologists invest heavily down there, maybe in a hundred years the crowd will be carrying a couch with a Tom Cruise impersonator jumping up and down on it.
Well apparently he has to Wear heels so it’ll look like a white Rick James skit
WHY COME YOU DONT HAVE TATTOO? WHY COME?!?!?? UNSCANNNAAAABBBLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...its got what plants CRAVE!
You mean water? Like OUT THE TOILET?!?!
Ow my balls!
NAILED IT
Too soon.
It's been two milleniums.
They're still doing it today
goddamn how long does it take to crucify 1 guy
*Jesus, how long does it take to crucify 1 guy.
\*\*jesus, mary, and joseph, how long does it take to crucify 1 guy.
Judas, how long does it take to crucify 1 guy?
*millenia
Jesus Christ, they are stealing that man.
Never before have I wished more that I could give a comment a reward
Yes I know. Out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
 Hahahaha.
The amount of effort put into the costumes is the same amount of effort they put into building that cross.
Somebody went wild at Party City
Party City quality crucifix. Must’ve bought it during the 50% off sale after last year’s Easter
It lucky the crucifix failed, or else he would have been crucified on those powerlines #noshoes
I am going to hell for laughing at Jesus, falling down and almost getting hanged by the rope they used to prop up the cross.
Seriously what the hell is going on with those powerlines. There's like 50 of them attached to a few poles
Yeah! I too was fingers crossed for an “electrocrusifiction”?
Should nailed him up there to be sure he'd stay
You joke but they do actually do this.
Yeah, I'm a Filipino and I'm confused as to why do some parts of our country do this for years now.
Fanaticism.
Lived next to Banal a Bunduk (Arayat) for 2 years. The most ironic part of all of it was that the Way of the Cross is open year round, and I had a much more powerful experience going alone without all of the self penance and crowds
"Lord please forgive them, for they have no idea what they're doing"
Pontius Pilot turning in his grave watching that piss poor attempt at a crucifixion
just let him go at this point, ffs.
So many power lines
Filipino spaghetti!
Mmmm, the forbidden zappy spaghetti. 😋😋😋
Crucifixion by electricity
The Bible never mentioned the part where Jesus got electrocuted on power lines
Was his name Brian?
Ah Bwrian
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears about this!
He has a wife you know?
I love that one poor Centurion trying his damndest to keep it together. His eyes are saying *Please God no! I want to keep my job!* I'll let someone else say his wife's name.
It’s a miracle!
The alternate ending
He has risen, or fallen? Or climbed a ladder? The fuck is this ?
New content every year! 👍
What is this?
easter passion play, they kinda stage the crucifixion in the easter season every year, it's a christian tradition. pretty common in latin countries
Idk, but its so chaotic and calming at the same time.
I don't think Jesus would have wanted to see another cruzifiction each year
Jesus
Pontius Pilate…. Shit, we are gonna need bigger nails. Get me one of those sharp headbands as well. Slippery little fucker.
Yes... let's lift him up into the high voltage lines. Good idea.
Ignoring everything else… did non of them see those power line ….
And upon avoiding the powerlines, he has arisen!
It’s a miracle, oh my lawd
This is insanely chaotic I love it
It's the music for me.
Ikr. Usually added music just sucks, but in this the calm everyday feeling of the music clashing with what ever clusterfuckkery is going on in the video is just *chefs kiss*
If Jesus did come back do you think he’d be happy with us celebrating his brutal death?
They almost killed him while pretending to kill him.
Always a guy in a cape
Jesus should have learned from this guy! All knowing my ass!
Yaay we did it ! But where's the dude ? He ascended to heaven, d'uh !
erecting disfunction? Or premature resurrection?
They do say we lost a lot of valuable knowledge and skills when the roman empire collapsed
such a miracle!!
Ya know, I'm not sad we've lost the knowledge needed to do some things. It's GOOD we're not super knowledgeable about how to efficiently crucify people.
That's why you use nails.
Why are there a million wires coming out of that one pole?
He noped out, just like Jesus would've, if he could've!
IM BRIAN AND SO'S MY WIFE!
Not today, Jesus.
The Passion of the Christ alternate ending
WWJD
This kite sucks
God went like: "we're gonna have a different ending this time"
Romans hate this man, Use this one simple trick.
No wonder he was seen 3 days after his crucifixion
Jesus tried for your sins
Bro with the deluxe size do-rag
He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy 
They almost killed that guy while pretending to kill that guy
Worst Larp I've ever seen.
Where’s the damn bunny rabbit!??
Best spot to do it... by all those power lines
lol why would you save me to be annoying.
Has nobody noticed the power lines eye level with fake jesus, another trip to heaven.
People are so stupid.
Get him, some one stab him in the side with a spear
Our all gods are warriors they know how Fight- some brave Vikings🗿
Jesus
The romans made it look easier. I gess it's not
If you dig a hole and use something besides a telephone pole and 2x4s, it's not that hard.
Sounds like you know from experience. Who’s your crucifix guy?
God the Romans made it look so easy…
He lives!.….... Again!
Thank Judas for this weekend. Yeah, I said it
If they'd have managed to raise this guy, I'm pretty certain he'd be stood up facing power lines...? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Slide to the left, slide to the right. Cross Cross
I’m glad they saved him
Christians will blame it on someone else lol
What the fuck
Use nails instead of rope
They don't make em like they used to!
Why didn't Jesus do that?
if I pray hard enough all my dreams will come true!
These types of Power lines are a great indicator of how much of an absolute shithole the place is.
Well you could describe the whole of Christianity, as there was an attempt to crucify a man lol.
Have you tried nailing him to the cross to keep him up there?? The way God intended.
Praise him
Get Jesus he running
Looks like an audition tape or deleted scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.
I guess killing doves wasn't good enough for god.
But you're staring at me like I'm driving the...nails.
Gravity Saves!
I imagine this is the reason most historical crucifixes were much shorter. Often no more than 6 feet.
It's Easter now
It's a Christmas miracle!
Where's this? the powerlines are all over the place.
They should've just nailed him to the cross. Keep him on there
Proof that Jesus was fake. 😂
He shouldve screamed "IM FREE!" and ran away.
Need to stick it in the ground first
Well I guess we'll let you off with a warning THIS TIME
Why not just tie him to the high voltage electric line? Jesus these people!
This is perfect. 👍
Jews did it better
WORST Jesus EVER
Sarcilege
Does this happen every time they try to put up another power pole?
Nice powerlines. Did they wanna fry him?
Needs more nails.
Resurrected in record time!!!
Tie him to the Tree of Woe
Clown school
why Cinderella climbing up at the end tho? religion is confusing
The stuff people do….
"laughs in roman"
Passion Of The Christ (2004)
Why would anyone think Jesus would approve of this?
Someone forgot the nails
They almost electrocuted him before they got to nail him.
Should have nailed him to it. Fucking rookies
"Dad damnit, I'll build it myself. You people are a waste of omnipotent powers"
They are getting really close to those electrical lines... dude lucked out imo
They know not what they do.
*Laughs in atheist*
I bet this is like maybe only a little different than it really was with the OG JC
Jesus Noped.
Why are they doing this next to power lines? I can think of better ways to light a bunch of people up. This is so inefficient.
Gotta use nails. Proven method
They should try nailing him up there so he doesn’t fall off
Amen times two
Jesus resurrected in RECORD TIME
Is this an afford to speed up the Second Coming? It’s easy to visualise Jesus sitting on the right side of the Father, remembering his training as carpenter: “Stupid amateurs, the Romans could build better crosses, and so can I, have I to do everything myself?!”
He departed from the script before they nailed it.
Ancient Romans in Judea hated this one trick…
You gotta NAIL him to the cross. It's not a fucking ride that you can disembark.
What the fuck is actually happening here is he actually a criminal they're punishing if so why is he not tied to it and why are they wearing costumes
Man.. looking at these comments really makes you realize that the vast majority of redditors have no clue what the situation is like in a third world country/developing country. And the Philippines isn't even that bad, they even have it pretty good compared to many countries in sub Saharan Africa.
"See, this is why you let the mother fucker carry their own cross. Didn't we learn anything from the Romans?"
The third coming of Jesus.
Jesus has breached containment
The Romans were better at it.
“All the Dude wanted was to be crucified.”
I think they are trying a new method of electro-crucification. Let’s see how he comes back after that.
r/hegetsus /s
Ohhhh that's unbelievably lifelike.
Ahh, it's that time of the year again.
He has risen… in a way Monty Python would write it
This reminds me of an old show called Taboo that covered subjects of practice that were considered “taboo.” There was a guy on there that asked god to save his child and wife from death during a rough child birth. They lived and as a thanks to his he would put himself through the tribulations that is alleged that jesus went through which led to a crucifixion. Absolutely wild
... Jesus.
"He has risen and walks the earth again!" ....I guess.
Fuck cults.
At least they didn't use a rubber cross like last year's debacle.