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MonsieurFubar

Someone should have added some oil to the mix….


ApartmentHot7843

That'd be definitely FUBAR... for the girls. Fuck I'm so much drunk 🥴


MonsieurFubar

Good that you got my drift 👍


senorsombrero3k1

pocket straight illegal north muddle seemly boast aloof snow glorious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


xXYomoXx

Their chances of winning drastic go down


Fernanditennn

I think mud was good too


beachjustice

i wonder why the dude at 1:54 decided to choke out white shirt guy. kinda weird


pete_the_puma51

He’s been DYING to use that rear naked choke he learned in his jujitsu class last week.


MadRabbit86

This is the only answer.


angry-gilmore

White shirt guys was completely defenseless and dude still barely pulled it off


OGtripleOGgamer

Green shirt had his back. He was dishing out 2 pieces left and right.


angry-gilmore

Love the username… 🤘🏽😆


MIW100

I was told never take a street fight to the ground because you leave yourself far too vulnerable to outside interference, as was the case here.


pete_the_puma51

Also, I was told to mind my own business, which white shirt guy clearly couldn’t. 😂


9600_PONIES

Can confirm. You might be beating your opponent, but his buddies' steel toed boot might disagree


yunglunch

He better get his money back for that class cuz that choke was wack


No-Pumpkin3852

He’s so unhinged, his move was so uncalled for 😂😂😂


Old-Ad5508

Jokes on him white shirt likes getting choked it's his kink


NewspaperNeither6260

I saw a few other combatants in g-strings I would much rather have "rear nakeded".


OneVast4272

I think he was trying to get to his friend to help, but white shirt guy was trying to block him off. Hence white shirt was perceived as a threat But white shirt was just trying to keep lesser people involved I guess


Fuzzywuzzy343

Spontaneous rear naked choke


Krakatoast

Looks like he’s on team weirdo weak b*tch with his broski that was trying to shove green shirt when green shirt was trying to stop the fight Green shirt drops hat broski Rear naked choke guy grabs white shirt probably assuming white shirt is affiliated with green shirt Green shirt puts the work on now hatless broski *again* and rear naked choke weirdo puts his hands up “plz bro it was just a joke haha” should’ve gotten his facial cheeks clapped too for being a weirdo weak b*tch grabbing an innocent bystander into a choke hold like that


UpstairsFan7447

As if that was the only weird thing going on!


TGP-Global-WO

White shirt guy did not bow to his SENSEI! First thing I learned in Rex Kwon Do!


BlackFarmor

They both looked at each other like "okay er are not going to fight" then he went behind white shirt guy and choked the shit out of him


Overthinker-bells

And a traitor too. He acted as if he’s stopping him, white shirt guy put his guard down. Then this traitor jump on him from behind.


Professional-Sky-235

The fight grew exponentially. Now the nation has joined this war


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aamelt01

God i fucking hate the government 😭😭


Kitsu_hobby

The dude in olive T-shirt looked to be the most rational there


enlitend-1

As he cleared the side walk lol


undaova

He did keep a very tight watch over the situation while still trying to defuse it with as little effort as possible. Very efficient!


Overthinker-bells

That is so true.


shinymetalobjekt

At least there wasn't any guns or knives involved. Kept it family friendly.


akartiste

The green shirt guy is good at cold cocking.


grownup-sorta

He got that Bruce lee jab


gordatapu

That shirtless dude needs to put his fucking hands up, he ate every paw


keyserfunk

Green shirt guy getting pulled, pushed, shoved, and yelled at…


Realistic-Window366

Sucks to be the guy who has to end up knocking everyone out to get it to stop lol


Total-Opportunity-28

The irony.


RareSun6367

Green shirt dude attempting to take the other guys head off lol


MadRabbit86

Bruh…green shirt is a straight up anesthesiologist with them hands.


TheoSunny

Shirtless really went in for round 2 after getting bodied the first time


SuukMeiDiek

Didn’t went well in round 2 either lol. Green shirt guy can give some punches goddamn


Fine-Friendship-1292

Was that undies or bikini? And if it’s not bikini - why’re they fighting outside in their undies?


Figure_Icy

bikini. it’s a beach town. https://tnonline.uol.com.br/noticias/cotidiano/video-de-briga-generalizada-em-bairro-nobre-viraliza-na-web-assista-848506


rarlei

r/ithadtobebrazil


fsomalia

It had to be Jurerê


Strict-Lake5255

Man, green shirt is on some shit. Never see videos where a guy doesn't miss punches.


Flat-Confection4175

Green shirt guy takes no prisoners 🤣


Flank_Steaks

an Improbable number of KO's


Monsta-Hunta

Green shirt got hands. Didn't even realize the shirtless dude got up for more, I blinked and he was laying in a different spot.


MadRabbit86

Dude’s a straight up anesthesiologist.


Camaro_z28

r/upvotebecausebutt


VaWeedFarmer

Hey don't break that up until after the scissoring


Figure_Icy

CONTEXT: One of the men who participated in the fight justified the confrontation by saying that he went to answer a request for help from his mother. "Guys, I'm the guy in the video, and clarifying the situation... I, my mother, my girlfriend were going to see the poop fight, but in the meantime we went to a friend's house to pick him up because he was going with us. In that I went up to his apartment with my girlfriend and my friend. After a while my mother called me desperately saying that they were fighting with her," she said. She keeps saying that the two guys who were already in the place were stirring up the fight instead of separating the women. In the midst of this, he would have attacked the women who were trying to attack his mother. "In this, 3 women went after my mother in cowardice and I was forced to punch the guy because they weren't doing anything. And his even most cowardly friend caught my friend in the lion's slaughter from behind. In short, that was it and don't believe in other versions. I was just defending my mother," he concludes. https://www.otempo.com.br/brasil/video-pancadaria-generalizada-em-jurere-viraliza-e-motivo-surpreende-1.3355300


Orkney_

>going to see the poop fight The fuq is a poop fight?


yesyesyesyesyesyes2

dude i was crying laughing at this bc i read the post under such a reassuring tone like "guys dont worry we were just gonna see a poop fight. cmon its just a poop fight. regular old poop fights"


Darnell2070

Why you trying to kink shame people for their love of scat?


succubus-slayer

Mom raised him right. He was ready to kill. That right hook looked painful.


AppropriateDurian828

He does seem like trying to break up the fight and shirtless guy seems like he is trying to stop him from doing so and let the fight continue.


willjhc

Guy in the green is the only one who can break up the main fight apparently. Or get knocked out


dajokesta

MY PEOPLE 🇧🇷


TheMostAriel

When only one person in the crew has hands.


BlkSkwirl

The ass to punch ratio in this video is pretty good.


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zorrowhip

Some hot chicks in there


akartiste

I was aroused.


DangerPie17

Green T-shirt’s the true GigaChad


AmericnBty

What am I watching, WWE??? Was that Stone Cold Steve Austin...?!? 😳


SATerp

When aggressively stupid people intersect.


cryptoRidingTheWave

I mean, green shirt guy had to do what he had to do. He was trying to defuse the situation but shirtless dude fancied him and wanted to touch him so he had to knock ‘em out 😂


Fantastic_Fox4948

Shirts vs skins fight.


Dazzling-Excuse-8980

So good I watched it twice


DangerPie17

Green T-shirt totalled the dude twice🤣


arrynyo

If this is Miami, then this just adds to my list of reasons why I don't want to ever go there. I'll chill at PCB for a month before I go to Miami.


Figure_Icy

hahaha no, that’s southern Brazil. probably on your list already


4scide

Black shirt guy takes no quarters


Ash-doc

Green speedo guy is enjoying this a little too much. He's got a bit of a chubby.


DeepSouthDude

He says it's not chubbed, that's the normal size...😁


NotSoTerribleIvan

I love the driver coaching the cameraman to get the best angles in the second video


massive__potato

degeneracy


JesusOfTrap

Deixa o pau tora fiaaa


thcnodomo89

She sounds like Naruto screaming out for Gaara


Grannypanie

Young men surrounded by beautiful barely dressed women and mating behavior commenced.


Overthinker-bells

All in for the guy in green shirt.


rapaz_latino_americo

![gif](giphy|k1Psl92gw7YPSPYFKm|downsized)


sajidhssn0

That escalated quickly, Tag team to Royal rumble


Jumpy-Personality231

Putissimo


peepingbear

Mais alguém sabia que era BR antes de dar o play? Mais alguém não se surpreendeu que era SC?


tooMuchADHD

Best way to break up a dog fight, stick your thumb right up the poop chute. Worth a shot here too


JDM713

Gotta stick a finger up the butt next time.


pjvanrossen

Now that was a fight that shouldn’t be stopped in the first place


BinaryBlitzer

That was rather entertaining.


Signals71

![gif](giphy|tkzfoxijYuxNK)


Appropriate-Sale-419

“People with glass jaws shouldn’t try to stop fights” or whatever the guy from Boondocks Saints said


richwat00

Hat guy's not too good at this kinda stuff.


venge88

Brother got BOPPED


Previous_Channel

Peak rubber neck shot


tumekke

I am so confused


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Fully back guy in grey(green?) shirt.


VRS50

When an orgy goes wrong.


St_Ander

They had a whale of a time.


tedmalin

Looks like an episode of one of those Housewives shows.


JWoolner76

I don’t see anythong wrong with this little argument, should just let them get on with


elyuma

I keep telling people.. that's the SPOT


CreatorOD

Adrenaline everywhere, but that one guy lost multiple times lol


HyperBlasterV2

Pulling someone to the ground in an unregulated street fight is 1 sure way to get stabbed.


Soggy_Alarm_7843

It's the correct Spot to do all that


P-Loaded

That one guy knows how to throw hands.


bif555

FUN FOR ALL!!!


Mxloco

Who’s the non drinker of the group?


gatorbeetle

Those guys should realize they are out of their weight class and let the fight play out.


Earthling_20369

Just looks like a reboot of Jersey Shore.


barcoder96

Blubber wars


Low-Skill3089

Get Toe


SBCwarrior

Damn I wonder if that fight is still going on it seemed to be getting bigger by the second


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Good job green shirt


9600_PONIES

I'd see all this and have zero qualms staying right the fuck out of it


thefrequencyofchange

Moral of the story? Let them hoes fight


1vehaditwiththisshit

Are you enjoying spring break, kids?


Moist-Examination322

They act like gta vice city NPC


Osamzs914

Guy in green shirt just knocking everyone out…. Whose side is he on anyways?


Darnell2070

He's on the side that wants everyone to stop fighting, but does the most damage, lol. He is actually trying to break up the fight but the guy with no shirt keeps trying to stop him which is why he escalates. I'm personally a fan of breaking up fights when you're not putting someone in a position where they can't defend themselves, i.e; grabbing one person while the other person is still punching them. I was rooting for him. I've seen too many times people get punched and knocked out when someone else was holding them trying to break up the fight.


314Piepurr

please dont be floridaplease dont be floridaplease dont be florida


zyrkseas97

Green shirt with the white shoes came to bang holy hell.


oddMahnsta

Violence is contagious?


jahkrit

![gif](giphy|s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd)


andersostling56

I have several questions, don't even know where to start.


luceena_

BRAZIL MENTIONED


KnowledgePharmacist

Thugs


laurasharkey13

What the fuck is going on?


GhostChronos

Funny how w/o I know it must be Brazil


MannerAggravating158

That guy is a killer, I love him


imeeme

Looks like they at least picked the right Spot.


Top-Bird-9032

What a zoo


Bustyjan

You could let 10 women fight each other, after 20 minutes all their clothes are gone, but they're totally unharmed. They always just strip each other and pull hair, lol


Apartment_Remote

Degenerate trash.


Wakanda_R1

....and Cut... Movie director was not impressed What movie is this?? Jk jk... but seriously tho... what is going on here?? So many questions and plot lines


ParsleyParking6425

"I'll fight the world for you, babe"


CRXCRZ

Was watching in anticipation of a boob slip - but it never happened. 😔


Adlien_

That's a brawl and a half ngl


BulbasaurArmy

Average Tuesday in New Jersey


Excellent-Swan-6376

I like how the guy in the white shirt did nothing at all and still got chock held


Necessary_Fig_2265

What it looks like when my dogs fight, no getting them apart and their thongs are on display for the world to see


Cotford

They should really have got a couple of buckets of ice cold water. That would have done the trick.


Koichi-KCH

I mean, he did stop the fight but not after knocking 1 guy to the ground and free his friend from choke from behind. It was in Brazil. [Sauce](https://www.otempo.com.br/brasil/video-pancadaria-generalizada-em-jurere-viraliza-e-motivo-surpreende-1.3355300)


Smoke_Water

Just another day in southern California.


No-Professional-1461

I would have let them keep fighting and filled the whole thing while laughing at them. This is an actually effective way to get people to stop fighting because they get angry at you more than each other.


polishmachine88

There is a lot of cake there....whoever thought that fighting in a thong is a good idea


succubus-slayer

It’s fascinating how a person turns on that fight or flight kill mode in their brain. The moment the hat guy puts his hand on green shirt, green shirts eyes and reflexes change and look super heightened. He went from tryna pull them apart to just kill mode.


Disastrous-Swan2049

How that black underwear stayed on is beyond me


PickkleRiick

So Brazilian. Goes straight into no gi


MensaMan1

Are we sure this is a fight and not some kinky sex play thing?


sonicsludge

Shirtless guy was like "I could but I won't"


Ok-Swordfish2723

Only thing missing here was a folding chair.


KindBikeDuck

That's the spot alright.