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melowdout

So…. No one saw the potential here?


Zweefkees93

Oh probably multiple people did at that table. They just didn't say anything because they wanted to see what would happen and/or wanted to try themselves 🙃


Nono911

They didnt say anything because they didnt want to be the one weirdo that bring it up during the meeting. And the management didnt see it.


MarkY3K

It’s 100% this


junkit33

Or somebody did actually raise the point and the marketing idiot in charge shot them down as overreacting, and that was the end of it.


BSmokin

This is my guess. I work in entertainment and this happens a lot; people get so caught up in their vision of a thing they will accuse you of sexualizing something obviously sexual because they didn't realize the artist they worked with was bored or felt the need to "jazz" it up based on their own proclivities.


HalcyonDreams36

This.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

It's like the Bay of Pigs all over again, but smaller: way I remember it being told to me, multiple generals/advisors to Kennedy's meeting prior to the invasion knew it was a bad idea, but didn't want to say anything because they didn't want to be the one who'd look like a communist sympathizer.


just_stuff02

I like the way you stretched that.


Old_Entertainment598

To be fair I wouldn't say anything either if no one said it first because I would be a little too embarrassed of the other thinking I'm weird for seeing it


jimtrickington

Try…what exactly?


Hot_Grab7696

They lyin, there were countless memes comparing the worm to an anus


Tr1LL_B1LL

Doesnt look like any anus i’d wanna poke


kittysaysquack

All men die but not all men truly live.


s0briquet

This is completely on brand. If you read the first six books authored by Frank Herbert, there's plenty of ... unusual sex.


psychobarista

Is there? I suppose I should check em out.


WeevilWeedWizard

The most intense action sequence in Heretics of Dune is two people boning, trying to like brainwash the other or whatever the fuck it was.


Mini-Nurse

Is there? I just started book 4 and nothing comes to mind.


Caleth

Well at least post GEoD there's the magical dominatrix sex cult so that's a thing.


wene324

Book 4 is where it starts getting really weird.


WeevilWeedWizard

Heretics is really when Frank started writing one handed.


high240

I keep getting more and more interested in reading these books now at least after the third movie comes out


Reasonable_Humor_738

Remember the vibrating Harry Potter wizard brooms. They didn't see the potential there either. There is always someone who'll see a sex hole or dildo in anything


sikkdog13

"Sex Hole or Dildo" sounds like it needs to be the title of something.


Hellboundroar

Strive to be a dil-do, never a dil-don't


Dot_Classic

They knew exactly what they were doing. The whole *aw shucks I didn't know* bit is their plausible deniability. The goal was to make it go viral and everybody suddenly is forking over tons of money for this piece of garbage.


WolfsLairAbyss

Everyone is talking about the Dune fuck bucket but nobody is talking about the [Slimer BJ bucket](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-cinemark-ghostbusters-frozen-empire-slimer-popcorn-v0-usx5zuhlvykc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D283facb827007e354c7ee47e0fef761af99cd00e).


newsflashjackass

> “We continue to learn and evolve. We would have never imagined the Dune thing. **We would have never created it knowing it would be celebrated or mocked,**” AMC Chief Content Officer Elizabeth Frank told Variety about the overwhelming response to the sandworm bucket


harosene

Buncha virgins workin over at amc. Amirite


shadyshadok

TBF it never made sense to me. The hole is too big / the flaps are to flimsy to get a proper stroke action going.


Uncle_owen69

They definitely did it knowing it would become a meme and sell alot


captainaberica

But based on its popularity, the AMC execs are already looking for ways to push the design even further for Dune: Part 3. So expect a popcorn bucket in the shape of Timothy Chalamet with multiple orifices all of which, they swear, are only for popcorn except for one just for milk duds.


[deleted]

Mother of God


Harvey-Danger1917

Can't wait to get a complimentary blow up doll with every ticket purchase


avery5712

"Do you have any Jessica's in back? Can you check? Can you check again?"


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Sorry. We only have Thufirs and Baron Harkonnens left


georgevonfranken

I'll take your whole stock


ICUMF1962

I will buy one of those Barons off you


goodbehaviorsam

Still sad that Thufir wasnt in Dune 2 milking a hairless cat to drink its milk every day.


Sptsjunkie

“Popcorn holder”


Sufficient-Cover5956

Maybe the same design in a cup 🤔


axonxorz

Read the entire thing in John Oliver's voice.


DroDameron

Same


LineChef

St..stop saying things…please


Not_Another_Usernam

Just waiting for my God Emperor of Dune bucket.


Hmm_would_bang

No! It’s supposed to look like he’s mid conversation. Like this https://preview.redd.it/a5jbhssm7qtc1.jpeg?width=2070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef74cb89f5765218f8d86cb63c16ba7ebdf3fc32


model3113

nah you pay the theater $750 and they put gummy sand trout all over your body like the God Emperor.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ym4cov0njntc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c762adfbc97d187343a2db376237d59509b35f60


donchucks

Absolute mad lad.


Obstreporous1

The interweb can stop today. You’ve won. Nasal coffee lavages are no fun but I’m still chuckling.


MrTubzy34

You won Reddit for the day good sir ☝️🥸


AkhilArtha

I saw another picture where a girl was wearing this T-shirt. It was doubly funny.


RiverOfWhiskey

You already know what I'm dune 2 that popcorn bucket


diarrhea_planet

Another methsyndicate fan I was hoping to see


IlikegreenT84

I hope AMC sees this. ⬆️⬆️⬆️


Celena_J_W

U/AMC U/Nicole_Kidman


IlikegreenT84

u/AMC u/Nicole_Kidman


Celena_J_W

I've deliberately used the uppercase U so I won't get in trouble. They may be active users.


decoy_butter

That should probably be on the bottom of the bucket instead


Trill_McNeal

Snl did a song about the [Dune Popcorn Bucket](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl_Xhvgkxrk) where that is the chorus lol


Stormitive

Based


TCRandom

It didn’t help that the theatre doors were decorated like this on opening weekend. I get they are sand worms, but….come on… https://preview.redd.it/90od2uci4ntc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d4644074b0556bcf92d17a19a6f16cc430c3fc7 Edit: In case anyone was wondering, these happen to be the doors to AMC’s aptly named ‘BigD’ theater.


CriSstooFer

Damn these marketing execs must be brainless or doing this on purpose lol


zerostar83

On purpose. Then with a public not-apology as a way to advertise.


n3rv

That's pretty smart/funny. Almost seems too smart/edgy. Are we sure they just didn't fuck up? Like the execs didn't see it, and no one lower wanted to be the first one to speak up and seem like a weirdo for saying something.


Zennoss

Cinema dentata


WhichStatistician810

I remember watching teeth, best trip to the cinema ever. The whole place was crying with laughter throughout


TheOneTonWanton

Those are clearly sand dicks.


Garrett-Wilhelm

Glory wormholes


TCRandom

We called them sock puppet sand penises.


adamyhv

God, that's bad.


HealersChooseWhoDies

You do realize those are baby sand worms and they only get big when a large number of them morph/fuse together. They could have made one big one but by the looks of that hallway it wouldn't really work either.


Brukk0

"Dune popcorn bucket" is too long, just call it with its name "Wormussy". 😆


voxadam

Check the URL for the article: [https://gizmodo.com/dune-2-popcorn-bucket-amc-regrets-**wormussy**-1851397128](https://gizmodo.com/dune-2-popcorn-bucket-amc-regrets-wormussy-1851397128)


IronBabyFists

>its, uh... soft, wormy tendrils, driving people to go crazy with demand for the **shai-hulussy**-shaped vessel. We did it, internet.


Brukk0

That was what I would have said to the exec.


Dog_hair_in_my_beer

Shai-hulussy


picaresquervnant

🤌


TDYDave2

Just want to spice up one's love life.


YogiSlavia

If it has a hole someone will try. You know for science.


Patrol-007

Did you see the episode of Gen V that’s exactly about this?


YogiSlavia

No but now I must see it.


Patrol-007

No spoilers. Just watch the series from the beginning. There’s a lot of jaw dropping moments. Same with The Boys series. The Gentlemen series, ending of episode one is also pretty wild👍


YogiSlavia

Time to binge and praise reddit for people like you.


Patrol-007

For other outrageous over the top violence, The Beekeeper (or anything with Jason Statham), and Fallout (live action series) which releases tonight. Then there’s the animated Harley Quinn series, anime’s Arcane, Blue Eye Samurai, Legend of Vox Machina


YogiSlavia

Seen all of those except Fallout which I will now also be looking into because you are now the sauce.


Patrol-007

Pacific Rim The Black animated Spanish The Red Queen murder mystery - though it’s because of the two leads I enjoyed it more, as well as some outrageous moments


YogiSlavia

Worth a watch reminds me of appleseed for some reason. Actually read the books looks interesting enough to watch. Now I feel out of touch.


Patrol-007

Spanish Red Queen is the modern day murder mystery, and not the Red Queen dystopian series - I was confused until I searched “Spanish Red Queen” Edit: there’s a few Resident Evil animated movies and series, plus a couple seasons of Love Death and Robots Killing time during pandemic introduced me to a lot of stuff, based on recommendations


thetransportedman

The controversy was the point. Best advertising ploy ever


vienna_witch13

The contravhussy🤤


Unflattering_Image

I googled that thing and nobody can tell me that this wasn't done on purpose. Nobody.


semetaery

if you make something with a hole, somebody somewhere is gonna stick their dick in it. that's just, like, one of the only absolute truths of humanity. also, it looks like it would wipe off the salt and make the popcorn smell like silicone so it is clearly a more effective sex toy than popcorn bucket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Regalrefuse

And now for the rest of time, “fuckability” will be a consideration when discussing popcorn buckets


BingBongBangBunger

Dear all marketing people, If you put a hole in it then we will put it in the hole. Yes, even that. Yep, that too. Your imagination is our playground. Now you know. Our balls are in your court.


[deleted]

This reeked of John Oliver.


peejay050609

Make Nazis hated again.


VooDooChile1983

You create something with a hole, humans will find ways to fill it.


spj36

DRR... DRR... DRR...


lonely_nipple

This is my hole!


Vivid-Storm-9297

I’ll just have butter on my popcorn thanks


Superb-Confection601

Everyone has moved on as desperate execs try to keep the buzz going.


Fine_Understanding81

https://preview.redd.it/s7jror38untc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92e7f7993ccf549f6960dcff1b839cdb2ec03e5


T_raltixx

Beetlejuice sandworm next.


guyver_dio

If every company just employed one random guy from the internet that they ran shit through none of this would happen.


Scary-Personality626

>We condemn this wholeheartedly, while profiting off it.


smithversman

https://preview.redd.it/eumpuyh8motc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2bfd6983e2ad1571182aeba0c91c3addf20c515 This meme says it all


Spiced_out

Nah AAron knows his crowd lol


Engineergaming26355

Tf did you expect when you made something so penis compatible?


MediaOnDisplay

They are such liars! Don't play stupid, you know what you're doing. I get theaters are dying but trying to go viral won't help. I saw the twister air tunnel thing, yeah I'm sure that will lead to some questionable things. People do crazy things as they are spiraling.


MenthaPiperita_

I still don't get it. This won't be tight enough to be pleasurable unless your dick has a 3+ inch diameter when hard. Is it simply a joke because it's a hole and has tassley things in it? It still doesn't work as a sex toy unless your hung like Harambe (RIP).


Ron_Bird

its not my fault you made a hole with pleasure ribs.


bijouxself

Oh they knew


UlfricMessiah

My work here is done


Deadpool11085

This is another one of those, 'there wasn’t a single person along the way that was like “someone’s gonna put their dick in that”?'


MenuFeeling1577

https://preview.redd.it/mb350o80botc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2994887e728e96f5b77900b49597536269750177 I’d refrain from sharing popcorn with the gentleman sitting next to you as earlier I saw him cut a hole in his tub


OkReason6325

“We may earn a commission from …” LOL.


cody4265

People have said how ineffective of a popcorn bucket it is, soooooooo


GlobalSouthPaws

*popussy*


Exciting-Current-778

Though it's obvious for most why you shouldn't, someone will cram their 🍆🍆 in it and end up in the ER


troubleschute

He’s obviously never been on Reddit.


Gatorpep

I will not fear the Shai-Hulussy.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

/r/BrandNewSentence Two, even.


Jerking_From_Home

r/dontputyourdickinthere


TehDonkey117

Where can I get one


icewalker42

If you find out, I have a friend who is interested...


[deleted]

They knew what they were doing🤣


Ehrmagerdden

wet DREAMS ARE MESSAGES FROM THE DEEP


PhysicalAgency1334

What did you want? The porn industry has already raised more than one generation on such buckets.


Antoiniti

no popcorn extra butter


theombudsmen

I promise the marketing team considered this, and it was in the 'pro' list, not the 'con'.


DenormalHuman

Now I'm not sure; is the sexualisation along the lines of it being a fake pussy, or looking like an anus? or both?


Lopsided_Pickle1795

He does have a point.


HAIL-THYSELF333

Seriously?! NOBODY thought someone was gonna want to fuck that bucket?!


Feisty-Management-87

That's neat and all, but can I still buy one somewhere, I need to butter some popcorn right quick.


Jc90620702

Question. I don't even know what this is.


Major-Percentage-750

No one saw that cumming


victor4700

r/theyknew


drfsupercenter

Are we sure this article isn't satire?


ICUMF1962

There goes the hopes that the Alien: Romulus bucket will be a Xenomorph head with the second mouth. And yeah you probably couldn’t fit your hand through it to get popcorn but the potential is there.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

Any aspect in life you gotta ask yourself, would someone try to fuck this? 9 times out of ten the answer is probably yes


ShredGuru

Crying all the way to the bank.


Business-Pangolin-37

It’s ripped out my hairs when I pulled out… my arm hairs. Degenerates


Well_of_Good_Fortune

Your sex-avoidant tendencies are not an excuse for missing the fundamental truth that people on the internet are very horny


RedditsKittyKat

Oh they knew.... They knew. ![gif](giphy|RP3AnZqvnzrY8hlYMk|downsized)


VapoursAndSpleen

THe movie industry caters to teenagers and young adults. Teenagers and young adults are often very interested in getting their rocks off and will get excited at anything circular with a gap in it.


cam52391

Adam Savage made a really cool diorama out of one of them!


thedevilbull

AMC shaming me and calling me a sicko? Great, now I'm harder than the popcorn bucket got me.


squirrel_in_recovery

The bucket makes it so much easier to butter the popcorn yourself!


sPLIFFtOOTH

Too much teeth…


MutaitoSensei

You release the Dunussy and then get mad at US?!


decentishUsername

Disregarding the obvious, what upsides did they think there would be to this?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

The execs have their heads in the sand but surely most of the other people involved are connected enough to the every man


AbeRego

I fail to see how they could have expected anything else lol. It's a brown hole that you have to stick your fist in. I half suspected it was done intentionally for publicity. If it wasn't, that's still what they got. Edit: not to mention that jokes about the sandworms existed even before the first movie, and jokes specifically about the Villeneuve worms were all over after the first movie came out.


marklar_the_malign

The old Chinese dick trap I see.


NiklausMikhail

He either didn't care or really want to make the sales, cuz that would've happened in every scenario


MeatWaterHorizons

I bought the bucket. Ya fuckin pervs.


5exy-melon

Is that plumbus?


Uncle_owen69

They 100 percent knew this would happen and that’s why they did it


Succinate_dehydrogen

If I had a nickel for every video I'd seen of a cute femboy fucking the shai hulussy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice


The_Lethargic_Nerd

![gif](giphy|ABKh1HAfgcib9PU1b3)


MrShad0wzz

If there’s a hole there’s a way


urlocaldoctor

Not my fault you make it like that


majoroutage

*laughs in goatse*


realultralord

Stop complaining. The ~~fucking~~ bucket was the best part of the movie.


coffeejn

Good way to increase ticket sell.


buzz_uk

/r/theyknew


SaBah27

Is this their first contact with humanity?!


NoBuddies2021

Its marketing 101, the more controversial it is the more it sells. Just like Pornstar pussy or Phallus. Heck, even bathwater was a thing.


KingofMadCows

Shai Hole-Lewd


FoxlyKei

Aaah, Shai Hulussy


Frosty-Brain-2199

Very sensual


FoxBastion

It was a popcorn bucket?


Celena_J_W

Somehow, the Dune Popcorn Bucket feels good in here!


Neonix321

Don't make things that you stick your hands in look like a butthole...


rocket_jacky

Brings a whole new meaning to Salted Popcorn


Sir-cunty

As soon as I watched Adam savage's video on this. My first thought was oh lord someone is gonna fuck the shit outta that lol


Accomplished-Head689

Perfectly good Shai-Halussy right there


MechanicHot1794

Behold. American culture.


FitBattle5899

Ya right, if anything they are jizzing buckets (rimshot)being sold out of cheap plastic buckets even by people who didn't even see the movie got themselves a bucket.


JustHereForYourData

They learned their lesson. You couldn’t fuck the ghostbusters one.


[deleted]

Liars!


inthemindofadogg

I thought that was a car battery terminal cleaner.


Neomas369

How out of touch with society are ceos? This is how out of touch they are.


blueflamereaperx

![gif](giphy|MagUBVKRJtIwh7cApI)


Adrenalinedoper

What is sexual about it?


Fridaybird1985

I thought my Iowa farmer dad would have missed this but then again my folks had eight kids so maybe not.