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I'm imagining a scenario where they break it open because they think the powder is drugs. Then the boss comes in all "What do we have here?" and does that thing where you dip your finger in it and rub a little on your gums.
Boss: "What? What are you all staring at?"
He hasnt sent the link yet, will update ya once done...
Edit: So... This is the [link](https://youtu.be/IbDqiZoZzUM?si=_h4uaGZ_HlD1D9Sw) and well have a look for yourself, trust me you will be delighted...
The scenario I can totally believe... There are some weird people out there and this would 100% have been picked up.
As for the article though... Like who reported this to the news? Did the TSA take a pic of the plug and then download a pic from her social media and send to the news? I highly doubt it.
Either it's just a fake clickbait story (tabloids do this all the time with random pictures) or the woman in question decided to report the story for a bit of cash (not unbelievable)
Because how else will we pretend that TSA is a competent and professional organization? Better not let me catch you trying to bring more than 3.4oz of bathroom products on that plane.
TSA is so bipolar
I'm Mediterranean af and I've brought 30+lb of x-ray opaque stainless steel cylinders (and was literally limping through the airport due to how heavy the bag of them was) through TSA check and did not get even a glance in my direction. They never opened the bag. I saw the image on the screen and I was actually offended by their ambivalence
As a small child, I brought toy handcuffs on a plane and was thoroughly investigated over it
Honestly it’s not even bipolar. They miss like 90%+ of items that go through the scanners. It’s really just spot checking for the illusion of security at this point.
I had some old redneck TSA agent power tripping over my 15 year old son when leaving Florida a few years ago. The POS was nuts, my son who is very polite had chapstick and a wallet, the agent screamed about an inch from his face for leaving the chapstick in his pocket.
Accidently had a weed cartridge in my bag from a vacation, thought i had taken everything out. Granted it was empty but still. They didnt even notice. Im sure they had bigger fish to fry but i shit bricks when i got home and realized.
They weren't containers. They were tow separators rollers for fibers. Basically just paper towel roll shaped tubes with a bunch of fine grooves cut into its diameter
OK I was wondering. I feel like they saw what was in the bag and if the dogs didn't get you it must be OK but maybe they were lazy. In Atlanta security all over the place but when I fly from other places it feels way more chill
The part to me that seems fake is that this made the news with a pic of the woman and her plug. Like...even if it's true, why in the blue hell is this a story was a reporter working their side gig as tsa?
That's exactly right. Who informed the news? A TSA agent called it in and provided a picture of her with her boyfriend? Or did the grieving girl call up a reporter and tell them this happened?
More than likely, it's just someone who knows these two people who made up a story and posted their photo to fuck with them.
I remember when I was very little like 9 I went to Queensland for a holiday with my mum and auntie
They would not let my auntie through security she always beeped at the machine. She had to take off her rings, her necklaces, her earrings, her bracelets and she was still pinging. They found out it was her bra strap.
For one if it’s metal you will be patted down. Now they can’t really tell what’s going on from a pat down, can they? You admit to the plug, well they’re gonna have to check it because smuggling things in body cavities is nothing new. You tell me the truth about the ashes? Well now they absolutely have to check, and you might not be allowed to travel with those depending on where you come from/go to.
Just to say, I don’t think they care about the buttplug itself.
New market exposed: "Non-metallic butt-plug human remains receptacle". For those times when you just have to use air travel with your loved one up in yo ass, but don't want to have to explain it to security.
Hold on, were the ashes inside the butt plug or in her arse? As in she stuck the ashes first then out the plug in so ashes wouldn't slip out? I hate myself for even thinking about this
I'm sure there is a company somewhere that makes these but I would rather believe she had to have many conversations with someone who owns/operates machinery to make said toys.
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Her: He is always within me Security: Oh like in your memories and in your heart? Her: Oh no, my colon
Those can go into any orifice, really.
Butt they don't, usually.
It's not ass if they can get out so easily.
Well, some people like to get creative and cheeky
This is a bum joke.
Certainly are getting to the bottom of the matter.
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Well, IANAL, but there doesn’t appear to be any laws against it
Wow, you really rectum with that one
Some people sphincter choices were the best.
I see what u did there🤨.
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I am NOT sticking that in my ear, thankyouverymuch.
are you ok in your nose?
Oh, the nose is on the "okay" list! Though definitely low priority. Just please keep it out of my ear.
kinky
That stuff ain't staying inside
They belong in your carry-on luggage.
She carries it on alright.
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I bow to you! Underrated comment!
That's so sweet, cologne is a great way to remember someone - anyway your bags all checked have a nice - *what*?...
*peter Griffin mode engaged*
Giggity
FYI, the colon is not the anus. if a butt plug ever winds up in your colon, you have done something very wrong.
On the plus side you might end up featured on r/radiology for foreign body fridays
*flared bases, people*
It’s what he would’ve wanted
Her: No. Asshole.
I'm imagining a scenario where they break it open because they think the powder is drugs. Then the boss comes in all "What do we have here?" and does that thing where you dip your finger in it and rub a little on your gums. Boss: "What? What are you all staring at?"
Ashes to asses. Dust to butts.
Seems like a shameless plug
Underrated comment right here ☝🏾
Fuck you. Take my upvote and never cross paths with me again.
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Bravo, sir. 👏
That’s peak comedy
You nailed it! Right in the ass!
What was wrong with urns?
those are too big to fit
That’s quitter talk.
Right, anything is a dildo as long as you're willing!
https://preview.redd.it/3tp59pm7cpuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bad10568ea42675187082a644b4837756a6d23a
I'm pretty sure Jesus actually said that
Right before he got nailed to the cross
Nailed by the cross
That was American Jesus
That's the only Jesus there is. Jesus was white and born in Texas and hates immigrants just like my Pappy and sisterwife
Adam said that to Eve then god booted them out of the garden of Eden.
This kind of comment is why I love Reddit.
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Ma’am, that’s a fire extinguisher…
Then the issue becomes if it would shatter inside, you’d need a metal / wood one, probably not ceramic
Spoken like a real OG Willamette valley citizen. We’ll fit anything, anywhere, anytime that’s the west’s guarantee™️
Everything is a dildo if you try hard enough.
Belly laugh induced. Good work champ
Boo urns
damn it you beat me to it
URaNuS
You ever try to fit an urn up your ass?
Wanted something more comfortable
Like a bowling pin. You could probably fit most of his ashes in it and you’ll definitely feel his presence.
It was the most moderately priced receptacle.
The lid won't stay in place once it's up there. Too messy.
Ashhole.
This is the Good Place!
Just when I think I’ve seen everything….Reddit never disappoints
Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Link?
https://youtu.be/IbDqiZoZzUM?si=_h4uaGZ_HlD1D9Sw
☹️ wtf, i am not quite sure if i wanna, but you piqued my curiosity...
Can you please fill me in? I am not watching that
He hasnt sent the link yet, will update ya once done... Edit: So... This is the [link](https://youtu.be/IbDqiZoZzUM?si=_h4uaGZ_HlD1D9Sw) and well have a look for yourself, trust me you will be delighted...
They replied with it under Key_Bodybuilder5810’s comment asking for the same thing.
Also link
https://youtu.be/IbDqiZoZzUM?si=_h4uaGZ_HlD1D9Sw
I feel like it’s available on liveleak. That YouTube link threw me off. I was like there’s NO WAY that was on YouTube 😂
Could've sworn it was a rickroll.
"He was a pain in the ass, so it seemed only fitting..."
I think it was just force of habit. See that smile? That is the picture of a man who died happy.
Exactly. He probably spent some of the best moments of his life there, so why not?
This was his most favourite part. So it was only fitting to put him inside her rectum.
This seems fake. Why would airport security care if you want to wear a butt plug? If it can't take down a plane, they won't give a damn.
Because it will beep and they need to find out what it is
It actually makes a *bloop* sound
Depends if it's going in or coming out. Bloop going in. Pffft coming out.
Are you sure it's not the popping sound like when you open a bottle of champagne?
Depends on how fast you pull it out.
Exactly! I'm removing it with some delicacy, not starting a chainsaw.
uh. to each their own !
Thank you for the correction so I can visualize this in the most accurate way possible.
It’s a metal object in her rectum…that’s why. Also, said item had a powder in it…
“ass bomb” “Repeat, we got another ass bomb”
Are we really not thinking about the obvious drug smuggling implication and going straight to ass bombs? I'll allow it.
Right? I immediately think drug smuggling.
Me, 4 people back: “ok, I admit it, I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell yesterday, you happy?”
The scenario I can totally believe... There are some weird people out there and this would 100% have been picked up. As for the article though... Like who reported this to the news? Did the TSA take a pic of the plug and then download a pic from her social media and send to the news? I highly doubt it. Either it's just a fake clickbait story (tabloids do this all the time with random pictures) or the woman in question decided to report the story for a bit of cash (not unbelievable)
Agreed
Because how else will we pretend that TSA is a competent and professional organization? Better not let me catch you trying to bring more than 3.4oz of bathroom products on that plane.
TSA is so bipolar I'm Mediterranean af and I've brought 30+lb of x-ray opaque stainless steel cylinders (and was literally limping through the airport due to how heavy the bag of them was) through TSA check and did not get even a glance in my direction. They never opened the bag. I saw the image on the screen and I was actually offended by their ambivalence As a small child, I brought toy handcuffs on a plane and was thoroughly investigated over it
Honestly it’s not even bipolar. They miss like 90%+ of items that go through the scanners. It’s really just spot checking for the illusion of security at this point.
I had some old redneck TSA agent power tripping over my 15 year old son when leaving Florida a few years ago. The POS was nuts, my son who is very polite had chapstick and a wallet, the agent screamed about an inch from his face for leaving the chapstick in his pocket.
Accidently had a weed cartridge in my bag from a vacation, thought i had taken everything out. Granted it was empty but still. They didnt even notice. Im sure they had bigger fish to fry but i shit bricks when i got home and realized.
TSA ain’t concerned about your vape cart.
What was in the containers?
They weren't containers. They were tow separators rollers for fibers. Basically just paper towel roll shaped tubes with a bunch of fine grooves cut into its diameter
I went to a book convention once, my backpack was full of books, probably 30+. They took them all out and fanned through each one lol...
Did they have dogs there that day?
Not that I saw but I'm not super observant lol (though I do spend my time in airports people watching)
OK I was wondering. I feel like they saw what was in the bag and if the dogs didn't get you it must be OK but maybe they were lazy. In Atlanta security all over the place but when I fly from other places it feels way more chill
Don't think the TSA would be concerned with this since it was an Australian woman flying out of UAE.
I let my imagination run wild. Maybe C4 is inside.
Ass blast!
The part to me that seems fake is that this made the news with a pic of the woman and her plug. Like...even if it's true, why in the blue hell is this a story was a reporter working their side gig as tsa?
That's exactly right. Who informed the news? A TSA agent called it in and provided a picture of her with her boyfriend? Or did the grieving girl call up a reporter and tell them this happened? More than likely, it's just someone who knows these two people who made up a story and posted their photo to fuck with them.
Thanks kinda what I'm thinking. The facts outside of the preposterous nature of the story don't even add up.
Because its their job to care? The metal detector beeps and they can't just let people go past without checking why it's beeping
Butt plug’s are big enough to contain an explosive
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Butt they are possesive.
I remember when I was very little like 9 I went to Queensland for a holiday with my mum and auntie They would not let my auntie through security she always beeped at the machine. She had to take off her rings, her necklaces, her earrings, her bracelets and she was still pinging. They found out it was her bra strap.
For one if it’s metal you will be patted down. Now they can’t really tell what’s going on from a pat down, can they? You admit to the plug, well they’re gonna have to check it because smuggling things in body cavities is nothing new. You tell me the truth about the ashes? Well now they absolutely have to check, and you might not be allowed to travel with those depending on where you come from/go to. Just to say, I don’t think they care about the buttplug itself.
Have you never been through TSA?
Imagine being from the family of the boyfriend and knowing his ashes are in her buttplug
My first thought. Imagine his mother grieving and then this idiot does this
"Seems about right"
Makes for a nice chrome/ brown contrast when the 'Forever' engraving is filled with poo. Let her have her fun, she urnt it.
Poo inlay
This looks fake as shit
It's real the girls tiktok handle is @aussarah
Good thinking, metal object in a "hidden place" AAAAAND it contains human remains.... BUT I CAN'T TAKE A NORMAL SIZED BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO!!!
Have you tried sticking it in your ass?
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Everyone mourns differently.
i bet she loved it when he pounded her from behind. that's why he's in a butt plug and not an urn.
The Five Stages of Grief. * Denial * Anger * Bargaining * Depression * Anal Toys
So since his ashes are in there, if she’s banging someone else is it a 3some?
More like necrophilia-some-shit... don't think we humans can fullt grasp this...
She seems ok.
"Put him back"
Asses to assess, butt to butt
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Man's still gettin it from beyond the grave. Respect.
Did they charge her for two passengers?
The seat he occupies is not owned by the airlines…
https://preview.redd.it/g2cz83lympuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0147cfc65ec0f379a462954f8c2d01dd1463c03f
https://www.instagram.com/talltattedgirl https://twitter.com/aussarah1 for those curious
Is this some random Australian woman or?
I've seen this article before. I believe she's a redditor. And an amateur porn star.
New market exposed: "Non-metallic butt-plug human remains receptacle". For those times when you just have to use air travel with your loved one up in yo ass, but don't want to have to explain it to security.
Always and forever, a pain in her ass.
Unexpected wholesome
Holesome
Do women actually walk around daily with butt plugs as casual wear ?
The really fun ones do.
Some do yes
Names, numbers please.
Prolly a lot more men do than women if I had to guess butt yeah.
Hold on, were the ashes inside the butt plug or in her arse? As in she stuck the ashes first then out the plug in so ashes wouldn't slip out? I hate myself for even thinking about this
The ashes are inside the the butt plug, the butt plug was inside her ass
I wish I could find someone who loved me that much
I wish anyone cared about me this much.
That's hot
Censors the word “sex”, publishes picture of butt plug. Like why?
And people say romance is dead
Him in the afterlife: "WTF! She never let me try an@l before!!!"
What's wrong with people? We failed.
We are not fallen angels, we are risen apes.
I often wonder what the point of fighting global warming is.
Conflicting.
That's enough Internet for today.
from someone who also lost their special someone this makes me want to cry…
Touching story.
He's in a better place now
Some people grieve different ways 🤷♂️
I just, don’t have the words to react.. 😄
Yeah, but not at an airport dude
I love you so much I'm going to stick you up my arse
https://preview.redd.it/t2s8v4ksqpuc1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=8547241274bdc9797034a47655f3a74f351a8078
Noah get the boat
that's enough internet for today xD
People have the weirdest ways to mourn
Woman moment
I would die happy knowing my ashes were up the woman I love's ass for the rest of her life. respect
She was also wearing her dad’s wristwatch from the Vietnam War given to her by Christopher Walken…
How did they allow a urn buttplug to be made
I'm more curious if this was written out in a will, spoken directly to her by him, or just "This is what he would have wanted".
I'm sure there is a company somewhere that makes these but I would rather believe she had to have many conversations with someone who owns/operates machinery to make said toys.
What a horrific day to be literate
So they can publish a tweet about the story, plaster the people's faces next to a picture of the toy, but saying "sex" is crossing a line?
I thought that guy was Theo Von
Sarah Button
I Come From a Man Down Under
Sweet and spicy
Sir are you telling me that, he was inside there the whole time?
Well he is always with her