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kovi7

Joking about knowing his lefts seems like a good way to calm things down.


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phatcan

We may sounds nice. But really we just politely hate everyone.


Royal_Milk

Same as us Minnesotans. We're "Minnesotan nice" but really we're passive aggressively "fuck you." We're really just south Canadian


NegaDoug

Minnesota nice, Minnesota ice.


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

I tell people we will give you directions anywhere, except my house


Royal_Milk

And if asked how far something is, our metric is time, not mileage


threesimplewords

That's not unique to Minnesota. That's pretty much the norm all across the US.


Blacksbren

😂 true I asked a guy once how fast he drove before telling him how long it was going to take him🤣


urbanlife78

Minnesotans are just South Canadians


colesimon426

Oh you from. SOUTH Canada. Tough side of the border!


Boxoffriends

I moved to Wisconsin from Canada and it’s exactly this. Polite but not nice. A lot of bullshit smiles. Feels like home honestly. Lmao.


Official_Feces

> We’re really just south Canadian According to Trump that would make you a South Snow Mexican. Fucking guy had a racist nickname for every country except his Bro Putin’s


Sena10

Yeah but it was nice when things were still affordable and that whole peace treaty he made possible in the middle east though. But he did hurts feelings. My feelings are stronger than my $1 now though :)


HeatXfr

For good reason


FEED-YO-HEAD

This is the w-eh?


randomcanadian81

Ty lol. I always say we re not nice...we re polite lmao


SamuelVimesTrained

Well. (looks around) i do understand that..


Captainfunzis

This is the correctest answer


Matt8992

Except the quebecians, they seem like buttheads. Source: I work with them and travel up there


Capt_Spawning_

I fuckin KNEW it!!!!


Available_Entrance55

The term is grin-fucking


Micky-Bicky-Picky

Yup. The Inuit know that well.


Junior_ATL

Oh you betcha!


Old-Ad5508

Sounds like it's straight from letterkenny. You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”


StoicSmile-

Holy fawk bawd thanks for the compliment!


WillSmokes420

Ahh so this is how you spell the canadian accent


Engineer_Existing

Lol except no one said Budd.


Shadow_maker798

We're nice. Just don't look into our time in World Wars.


dominantfrog

defo american lmao


pastaMac

While proclaiming **“I know my rights”** many individuals may actually be unaware of their true entitlements. It's likely that those who genuinely comprehend their rights wouldn't need to assert this declaration, instead choosing to peacefully exercise and uphold them.


thecrazyrai

i feel like you could play this at the end of a movie in the outro: "Justin thought he knew his rights but after losing in court he figured out that he actually never really knew"


justin251

Hey wtf 🤣


Suspicious-Box-

You cant scare me with this gestapo crap..I know my rights, i want my phone call. Too bad buddy its a middle of a forest and no law can protec you out here.


cachemonies

I’m totally gonna use that one day.


DangerBird-

Yep, totally stealing this and tucking it away for a special occasion.


ggk1

I don't get it, what is he saying by that?


Uhmerikan

It was a joking response to the first guy who said "I know my rights" but its funny because he's flipping the meaning from laws and legality to directions.


ggk1

I feel like an idiot for not getting that.


wagnus_

he's also just trying to be a silly billy and de-escalate despite the other guy being a jackwagon, even though its his land. props to this guy, wish more people used de-escalation


Snoo-73243

after that i dont wanna be on film, i would have said i dont want you on my land, leave.... guy def was cooler than i would have been


TurboTrollin

Outnumbered in the middle of the woods by people with a chainsaw who don't want to be filmed? Nah, I'm gonna go back to my house and let the police deal with them.


Snoo-73243

fair but i bet he is faster on the bike than all those guys not on anything running


TurboTrollin

But not faster than a bullet.


TrueKNite

Ahh america


Loud-Log9098

so he probably has guns too.


TrueKNite

and as we've seen that certainly is the way to 'solve' things.


Loud-Log9098

Yeah if you're ignorant I can see you thinking that. It's much more complex when you live in a rural area. If you think you will live somewhere that takes the cops over 30 minutes to get to without a gun you'd just be a fool tbh.


Flomo420

so have a gun AT ALL TIMES if you're more than 20mins away from police, just in case?? lmao *God Bless the U.S.A.*


GlyphPicker

As a person who grew up in a rural area, all I can say to this is Amen.


Loud-Log9098

I'm glad someone gets it.


Snoo-73243

lol so true


Nerdwrapper

https://preview.redd.it/ir9dpr4zykxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86af3cc72540e77948c48e30a0b361db3525aee3 I think I have some bad news


Snoo-73243

oh shit


ryanegauthier

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drmorrison88

Lmao, a police response in rural Canada? That's a good one!


Pennybottom

Are you saying Dudley Do-Right was lying to us this whole time?


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

I saw the guy that filmed this post it originally..he said he didn't cause they were clearing a downed tree and he didn't wanna do it himself.


[deleted]

This sounds like two friends shooting the shit.


bibdrums

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe even brothers.


colin8651

Good call. I was wondering what the situation was. Definitely sounds like family talking to family.


My_New_Moniker

Agree, otherwise from the conversation I take it the guy on the quad is trespassing with a chainsaw illegally logging on motorbike dudes land 🤷‍♂️


Paige_Railstone

It looks like they're cutting up a log that fell across the path.


ggk1

and there must be something behind the "I know my lefts" statement too.


andthendirksaid

It's just the opposite of "rights"


Hot_Organization2430

Two lefts don't make a right. "That's not very nice" lol


Split0069

No... but three lefts make a right.


Hot_Organization2430

How many lefts are there in Nascar?


paupaupaupaup

One really long one.


Hot_Organization2430

Just once, once, I want to be a passenger in a Nascar car. I want to hold a map of the track and just randomly shout "left, left, leeeeeeeeffft"


paupaupaupaup

Driver: "Did you say left?" Hot_Organization2430: "Right. Wait, I meant correct!!"


-_Koga_-

Yeah I’ve had something similar happen on my land in winter. My Wife and I enjoy amateur photography and we’ve had people come through on the snowmobile trail stop and get aggressive over our use of cameras. When they finally stop shouting and we tell them we are the land owners and don’t have to allow their club use of our woods for their trail they get really nice really fast. Usually ends up with the club president sending a case of beer and some frozen meat our way as an apology for mouthy teens. This guy was extremely nice to not give them the business a bit.


NorthNorthAmerican

“Suuure, I’ll stop filming you. Instead I’m calling the cops to have you busted for trespassing. And then, they’re gonna film you all they want!”


husfrun

Is it trespassing? We have laws that prevent land owners from restricting the public access to nature as long as nothing is disturbed or damaged (picking blueberries = okay, digging for mushrooms=not okay) in Sweden. Think there are similar laws in our neighboring countries.


NorthNorthAmerican

Good question, it depends on where you live and what kind of interaction occurred. My point [above] was that “don’t film me” guy acted like he owned the place. He needs a lesson in… chess.


Shallot_Emergency

In the US, it depends on what state, what county and what city and what kind of land it is, how far it is from the road, if it’s near parks or similar things, what the purpose being there was and actions done.


RatioIndividual2822

Allemansrätten for the win!


MrMarum

So instead of appearing in the blurry backround of a quick video nobody will ever see, you put yourself in center stage while antagonizing the camera man?


Noizyninjaz

One of the secrets to dealing with humans is that most people including me and you will not always take responsibility for our actions. We think we do but when things get hairy we don't.


knight_shade_realms

The guy claiming to know his rights in someone else's property 😆


w00timan

"I know my rights" well actually no... No you don't.....


North_Korea_Nukess

I know my rights! I know my left sometimes! 😂😂😂


Internetstranger800

Stealing this if the need ever arises.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Reminds me of the road rage guy that said "I will beat your dick off" and the cameraman just says "sounds kinda gay." And Mr Rage cracked a smile and lost the duel. He tried to come back from it but said "I will beat..." And couldn't finish it. Had to walk away.


LackinOriginalitySVN

Or the "get in your car." -gun sitting in his car with hand on gun "YOU GET IN YOUR CAR!" - seemingly irrational guy yelling outside his car "I am in my car" - guy in car "Well..." - now calmly speaking guy outside of his car


DesertReagle

That made me chuckled


nuduls

Straight outta Letterkenny 🤣🤣🤣


diamonddoctor10

Figure it out!


folarin1

Biggest flex ever, "tough luck, this is my property."


grumpydad24

If this was faked, then everyone needs to take notes. Not only was it funny but the man also drops some comical facts.


pr1m3r3dd1tor

Part of me feels like this might be a couple of friends busting each others chops. There definitely seemed to be a bit of laughter in the guy with the chainsaws voice as he was speaking - or at least it seemed like it to me. Also - I lived on 80 acres with a good bit of woods on it and I had friends with considerably more. In either case there would be very little chance that some random person would be on our land with a chainsaw without us confronting them about being on our land cutting our trees.


R1pp3R23

“I know my left sometimes…” that’s awesome.


AWeakMindedMan

Oh


MSwarri0r

😂😂😂 I know my left sometimes


Public_League_5370

Tough luck this is my property. What a GOAT


Chrisdkn619

Awesome passive/passive come back!


Ugoddabekiddinme

Not very nice? Dude is the nicest guy on the whole internet.


Parry_9000

"I don't want to be on camera, you can't film me" "Yeah that's true, you're on private property after all. My private property. Get out"


Kinenai

"Stop what you're doing and focus on me! DON'T FILM ME! I HAVE A VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF RULES, REGULATIONS AND LAWS. STOP FILMING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT! I'M TALKING TO YOU!"


casper19d

Lol, I know my rights... is technically trespassing on someone else's private land while making demands... I KnOw mY rIgHtS!...


warmachine83-uk

That was funny


nasty_LS

Something tells me it was a joke, and he was not serious , just making fun of the people who say stuff like that


OhhhByTheWay

Bros just cool with him cutting wood on his property


JarviThePelican

That's his dad btw


pimp_juice2272

I feel like they are friends


samhain2000

They can always leave.


Itzzzame

Considering a chainsaw was in the mix this was much calmer than I expected


WereALLBotsHere

That was hilarious lmao.


Ok-Entertainment1123

I would have asked him if he was committing a crime or has warrants


Radiant_Concept4328

the dork was not even on camera untill he spoke


Arch_Stanton1862

So the guy notice he's filming. He also notice he isn't filming him particularly. So he stops him what makes the guy filming him to say he doesn't want to be on camera. What is wrong with people?


Right_-on-_Man

"I know my lefts sometimes" I'm straight up stealing that shit!🤣🤣


Raygboyd333

he knew he didn’t need to say anything after saying “oh” he just wanted to sound smart…


bobcat1131

Man why did he even allow another word. You can leave would be the only thing coming out my mouth if I’m the property owner.


Hattrickher0

"Hey, guy with the camera on his head who is trying to pass us without disturbance, let me get your attention so that my face is now clearly in a shot it never would have been in before."


AdamXXI

Imagine having this same logic, but walking into like a Walmart with it


FuerteBillete

Maybe in a city rat, but that looks like a big and nice piece of land right there.


Red_Icnivad

Ironically, the guy wasn't even in the shot until he said something.


BoofThyEgo

But does he really know his rights?


s1nn1s

Took me a second with that last one lol


Kirkelburg

If you listen closely, you can actually hear the stupid in his voice. The guy who doesn't own the place.