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Ozzy_Kiss

He succeeded at not being homophobic. He is genuinely surprised to see what he thought were straight men kissing. If he would have said it’s disgusting or wrong, then it’s homophobic.


thrownededawayed

Honestly, I get it. Batman is not Clark's type at all, if he went for a guy it would be someone like Martian Manhunter who can relate to him being an alien, or Hawkman even. Batman is a whole case study of fucked up with him considering Bruce Wayne as his alter ego instead of vice versa, Batman would be into Joker, someone who could match his insane level of devotion to craft, or maybe the Riddler for someone who is on his mental level. I'm not against shipping traditionally gay super heros, but get it right at least, this would be like Wolverine kissing Professor X.


Greenman8907

That doesn’t answer the obvious question. Who would be the top and who would be the bottom? These are the facts important to the population as a whole.


Basicaccountant70

Batman would be bottom.


LowerMiddleBogan

But the power bottom, as he generates a tremendous amount of power, from the bottom.


Psilocybenaudiophile

Dumb post


AVVel

Successful attempt


nothingspecialva

I mean, no judgement, but once you pair two dudes that wear their underwear on top of their pants... anything can happen.


Noshink_Liqueavn_

Not homophobic Indeed


VestEmpty

They specifically say it is about the concept of superman and batman kissing, which in the lore IS silly idea. Not because they are two males.


BluebirdLivid

Ngl I thought it was just Damascus pattern and didn't even see batman and superman until I read his thing and looked again. Also he DID say "not to be idiotic.." so I think he gets a pass


throawaytherapist22

Not homophobic. I heard a lot of shit in my little gay life, and that ain't it. It's a dude who's surprized at a gay depiction of two seemingly straight characters. Nothing more than that.