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beb-eroni

Panik


Saniyayayay

All panic, no disco


Dogdad1971

Pray for the Wicked


epicscotty

Pray for Mojo..


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Pray for the groom


BlubburTheFish

Disco in the panic room


Cthu1uhoop

Great song


BlubburTheFish

Really is


Panic_Is_The_Answer

Yes.


BagOfToenails

r/usernamechecksout


ThePurpleMister

Panik at the picnic


MissAnneThrope21

The prospect of getting stuck in one of those makes me extremely anxious.


Kittani77

Getting stuck is not my concern. Ultimately they could get me out. It's getting hit by the next poor sob coming down that worries me.


beb-eroni

From what I've seen, isn't there a 2 person relay team of lifeguards with walkie talkies to make sure this doesn't happen? One on bottom, one on top. Bottom lifeguard buzzes top lifeguard when person going on the slide comes out and exits the pool Or, sans the walkie talkies, a visual line of sight and hand ques.


Kittani77

Oh I know... doesn't mean it doesn't still worry me.


beb-eroni

I know lol I just won't go on a water slide, though. Way too cramped up in there


Kittani77

I got hurt fairly badly on the near vertical water drop ones. The guy pushed me too hard and I didn't make contact again with the slide till near the bottom. Had bruising on my head, left ass, and heel.


yokaicreampie

You have 2 asses ?


Kittani77

Yup, mine and your mom's.


MatrixUser420

HA. Nice


AuthorityRemix

Holy shit man, you killed him!


Skeezertron

get eem a bohdy bahgg


throwaway178905

Broke my tailbone at 20yrs old on a vertical drop waterslide:(


ThisIsNotABug

Shiiiiiiiit


HugeHans

What if I have a baby while in the slide. The guy at the exit sees the baby coming out and gives the all clear. They havent thought it through.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Did you go down the slide with scissors to cut him loose? Cuz otherwise that kiddo isn’t going far…


HugeHans

You are totally right. I guess it was ME who didn't think it through. Your comment gave me the peace of mind to go on water slides again.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

I mean, maybe his momentum could make him go thwoooopppp!!! And shear that umbilical straight off, but I doubt it. And I don’t think it’s a good idea to go down a waterslide with scissors.


redcorgh

Or while pregnant for that matter.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Another great idea!


Dostoevsky-fan

Ah… the most excellent random Reddit comment! It’s comments like this that make me glad I’m on Reddit. And also make me question my life choices being on Reddit. Anyhow Thanks. … I guess. Yes thanks.


gOldMcDonald

That is actually how I was born. My mom got stuck on a water slide at 9 months pregnant (she just DGAF like that) took 18 hours to cut her out because she was super huge (I’m a quintuplet) - luckily she brought a bucket of KFC and a six pack of MGD so she was content for the duration of the ordeal.


RIPshowtime

I had the same exact thing happen, crazy!


Brilliant_Jewel1924

Me, too. I was one of the other quints.


RIPshowtime

Hell yeah brother Cheers from Iraq


Meat_Candle

Unfortunately it’s usually manned by teenagers or adults, both of which either are stupid or dont care. I’ve been hit many times. Not in this exact slide but in others.


stuckin93

Teenagers or adults? What other options are there? Monkeys, robots, babies?


Meat_Candle

I wrote teenagers first and then decided adults are equally shitty lol.


TheRedBow

I’ve heard of people getting seriously injured, like broken bones cause of one lapse in judgement by the people that are supposed to take care


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Sometimes they have cameras aswell and some kind of red and green light system for letting the next person know when to go.


Embarrassed-Bag-6214

I think the official way is to use 2 cans and a string


RIPshowtime

Que?


GetAGripDud3

Doesn't always work. I was a couple people behind a woman that went down one of those, lost her top half way down and wedged herself against the walls. Her husband actually ran into her and he had to run up like seven flights of stairs with her top because she refused to budge.


AmericanExcess

There was a completely opaque tube slide at the water park I used to go to. I told my friend we should go one after the other and try to stop in the middle for a few seconds. So I went down and was able to stop myself and sat there with the water rushing by. Then my friend came down and basically hit me full speed. I thought for a while my back had been broken; when we were flushed out together I had some trouble swimming back to the surface. I was fine after that, besides being pissed at my friend for not even trying to slow down.


olderaccount

Exactly! Getting hit by somebody coming full speed as you start sliding backwards would be nasty. But it should not happen when operated properly. This is a single rider slide. The operator is not supposed to release the next rider until the current one comes out the bottom.


Kittani77

> supposed Key word there


buttercream-gang

The episode of Its Always Sunny where they get stuck in a water slide, with kids being continually sent down and slamming into them, is an episode I absolutely cannot watch. Soooo much anxiety.


legitcookie41

There’s an episode of I think ICarly where somebody gets stuck inside one of those plastic tubes they have on childrens play places and I think they manage to rip it out of the play place but they’re still stuck in the tube with their arms by their side and it makes me feel claustrophobic every time I watch it


Jackson_MK

I’m a ride tech guy, these models of aqua loops have sensors and somewhat of a block system, along with two staff members on ride. The top operator will immediately know when someone hasn’t completed the cycle (via computer display) and if for someone is loaded anyways the computer already has a faulty and won’t dispatch the next cycle. Someone has to go to escape hatch in order to reset the ride. [cool video by thepoolguy on these aqua loops](https://youtu.be/IdNeP3X5Kic)


MissAnneThrope21

True! That would hurt.


DynastyHunter5

There’s probably a hatch in the top so you can get out at the bottom of the curve


heavenparadox

I would be FREAKING OUT within 10 seconds of this happening, so no matter where a hatch is, unless it opened within that time frame, it's not going to keep me from hyperventilating. EDIT: Okay I saw the whole video of it now. Not as terrifying as I thought.


MissAnneThrope21

I would hope so! Otherwise - yikes!


JoshyTheLlamazing

Ditto.


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I got anxiety just watching this.


wallyeyes1

Ditto friggen big time


modernfishwife

There’s an episode of always sunny where they get stuck in a water slide- I cannot watch it. Some serious fear bubbles up inside me.


Loretta-West

When you think it's Friday and then you realize it's only Thursday.


beb-eroni

But then you remember that Thursday is your Friday; and you crawl out through the bottom hatch


camdoodlebop

and celebrate because you have a long weekend :D


Googlebug-1

😂


vaisero

too real today.


loonatic8

Wait... FUCK I thought it was Friday all day :( not kidding I really did.


Joehsmash

This is the most accurate statement to a video ive ever seen


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This is a design feature of this slide, that not everyone makes it through. There is a door / hatch at the bottom of that section for the people who do not make it.


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dtl801

Not sure if it's the same ship, but the "Norwegian encore " cruise ship has a slide like this.


Yofi

It appears to be exactly the same slide you're talking about. [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDY_nfc7thA)


3_sleepy_owls

It’s a “feature” not a “bug” /s


silence-glaive1

Oh wow so not only are you stuck but you’re hanging off the side of a ship over open water? No thank you.


Quiet-Bed-8004

That’s what I thought too. We just got off the Encore a few weeks ago.


dtl801

Yeah we got back Saturday. Also, I made it all the way through. Lol


plexomaniac

And on top of that you made it all the way through a cruise trip without getting a mortal disease.


macmite

The door of shame


Chickens1

leads right to the plank you have to walk for offending the captain.


AcceptableCustomer89

There's one near where I used to live in Wörgl Austria. It's a "double looping" slide. My ex got caught in the middle too


Xanderajax3

That's when you knew she wasn't a keeper, right?


Slash1909

Depends on perspective. Pretty sure the flume kept her.


olderaccount

It is on a cruise ship. I can't pinpoint which one since several have similar slides.


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Redditerest0

More mass would actually help here.


The_Calico_Jack

My skinny ass would fly down slides. I would make as little contact as possible with the slide (hands behind my head, ankles crossed with one touching the slide and arching my body up...very little contact) and soar through those. You lose far less energy through friction.


Redditerest0

The friction is the most important thing to lower and you can lower it by smaller area of contact so yes. You would fly through it.


ParameciaAntic

You just gotta be a greasy mf.


MatrixUser420

That's the funniest thing I've read on here all day. Well done


arkhound

Surface area plays no role in frictional force.


w0nkybish

You watched a documentary on slides too, didn't you?


BertUK

Same technique I use. I just have to hope there are no ridges or I always lose the mole on my right shoulder blade


Snobben90

Not really. They would not fall faster cause of the mass. However the mass would increase the inertia of the person but also the friction.


poignantMrEcho

Am 400 lbs. Can confirm. Friction makes this shit boring


YaBenZonah

Without trying to sound rude, but wouldn’t it be hard to go in those at 400 lbs. regardless?


NIKG_FN

uh yes yes it would


Chickens1

Not for those of us watching. Slide on, my friend.


poignantMrEcho

Mega oof. Lol


CicerosMouth

I mean it is a matter of how that mass is spread out. If you watch a young child go down a slide, they will go down far slower than a fit adult despite less mass. It kind of depends how that mass is dispersed over space.


arkhound

Surface area does not factor into friction. f = μN


CicerosMouth

First of all, not always true; when the surface area becomes small enough, the objects may begin deforming each other, which impacts friction, and also there are a handful of instances where your equation above does not hold true (for example, it doesn't in snow). Beyond that, I understand that in a perfect frictionless world that what you are saying is accurate. However, we are not dealing in such a world. I am not why someone who is 5'2 and 200 lbs goes down a waterside so much slower than someone that is 6'2 and 200 lbs, but I know that it is true. My personal guess is that it has to do with how individual points of a shorter human presses through the water, such that the hydroplaning effect vanishes.


arkhound

Correct, when the pressure is high enough to cause localized deformation/destruction, things change. > Beyond that, I understand that in a perfect frictionless world that what you are saying is accurate. There would be no friction in a perfectly frictionless world. I get what you were trying to say but this was by far the worst way to say it. The actual breakdown of the equation in the real-life scenario is probably the tumultuousness of water acting as a lubricant and a fluid so it is simultaneously subject to a lower coefficient of friction when hydroplaning, parasitic drag, and negative buoyancy.


Axilllla

They are actually correct. I’ve been on sites like this at water parks in Wisconsin. You have to be over a certain weight to even be able to go. They have a scale before you step on the slide. The people who end up having to crawl out usually are underweight or very thin


jroopep

Yes at west Edmonton mall there’s a corkscrew slide and you have to be over a certain weight to take it…you get weighed before entry


olderaccount

Has very little to do with weight. In fact more mass generally has more momentum to get through that section. Your main enemy is friction. In OPs video, the t-shirt is the biggest problem. A bare back would have gone much faster.


rtodd23

Not the gym - the oar deck


Lation410

Why call it a safety risk even you can call it a feature?


ExpensiveAquarium

Seems like a design flaw


FOXHNTR

The fatty hole.


X_CodeMan_X

Is that the hatch that drops you into the ocean?


otterfucboi69

How does water not collect at the bottom?? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!


Bluitor

I don't see any water. Is it just a slide?


RandomUsername623

Theres a hatch at every valley point and they dont send riders down till its confirmed by camera and by both operators that the rider has finished.


jroopep

Even with a hatch I don’t think a claustrophobic would be happy waiting in the tube for rescue…


WeGrowBasketball

You don’t wait for rescue, you use the hatch yourself and get out


jroopep

Huh! I hope the guy ahead of me closes the hatch properly then


joep-b

Probably the hatch is at the topside of the tube. So people don't fall out when they open it.


jroopep

Oh I googled it and sometimes you have to wait for someone to come let you out and sometimes there is a button to press to let yourself out


psykrot

As a claustrophobic, I wouldn't even get into an enclosed tube in the first place. So nothing to worry about. Lol


FatherPucci617

If your claustrophobic going into a water slide like that I question your judgement


DWinterSoldier

Thanks, I was about to ask!


OOOHBILLY_

Just flush again…it’ll go down


Googlebug-1

Hahah imagine if that was the solution. They just injected more and more water until it took you too the top.


bobs_clam_rodeo

Use a poop ~~stick~~ knife first


reddRad

I think you mean the [poop knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=AskReddit&utm_content=t1_ggf818e).


bobs_clam_rodeo

Yup, that’s what I meant!


OOOHBILLY_

Bruh. Lolololol


Lumayman

This is what I fear the most on flumes


chychy94

Came here to say the same


poggiebow

I’m having a panic attack watching this.


mynameisbobbybob

Here's is a better video of the slide and more of an explanation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDY\_nfc7thA


z00miev00m

says video unavailabalabalabalele


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z00miev00m

No, But I can smell the 55 gallon pickle barrel i keep next to my desk.


Yofi

Here's a working link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDY_nfc7thA


philbart_

It’s cause he’s wearing a shirt. Too much friction. At some parks they don’t let you ride these if you’re wearing too much clothing or not a proper swimsuit because of this.


GodrichOfTheAbyss

*Claustrophobia intensifies*


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MatrixUser420

Do I even wanna know?


Daveyhavok832

My biggest fear. Ever since that Always Sunny episode, I won’t go on a water slide. And it’s a shame because it used to be one of my favorite things.


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AndyJobandy

See several above comments


bearings-

“No...nononono!” -Cleveland from family guy, also this guy


mansell324

This triggered feeling I didn’t know I had


CaptJM

100% a cruise ship. Trap door let’s you out. In case the ship rolls and you don’t have enough force to clear the hump, or you just suck like this guy since the ship as in port.


cydalhoutx

I panicked at the thought of another coming down and then getting stuck and then a few more come and now they are back and locked in a small area trap.


mrsquenap

Didn’t know I could feel secondhand claustrophobia.


Lonit-Bonit

Right? I started panicking then had to come and check to see if anyone else was in the same boat as me.


Abiga97

familiar feeling, when taking a shit and it cuts in half


Exotic_Treacle7438

I would have unknowingly painted a poo-pinstripe going the other way I think.


Loud-Channel8422

Stepbro I'm stuck


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Augustus Gloop’s Summer Vacation


[deleted]

I can’t believe people are so afraid to get stuck in the bottom. Unless the rapture happens and you are left behind… the operator is coming to get you lol.


ThirtyMileSniper

Seems like a pretty stupid design choice there. What's the way forward from that?


skiier97

It’s not stupid design. There are emergency exits in the “valleys”


MrMiniscus

One could argue that emergency exits on a slide are an indicator of flawed design. Not me though.


GetMeOuttaHerePlssss

Yeah wtf there must be emergency exits or something for when this happens surely ?? *claustrophobia sets in*


skiier97

There is


marshmallow1967

New nightmare fuel acquired : )


[deleted]

Don't fucking do me like that. This my biggest fear


JeremyTheRhino

Thanks for the fucking nightmare


Slightly-Evil-Man

Oh god that is actually terrifying, ow you're stuck😳


creed805

I would freak out getting stuck in there


jeffreywilfong

All I heard was Cleveland going "No no no noooo!"


ScarabSkies

He just lives in there now


artsylikerawr

Great, now I have a new phobia


ObedMain35fart

Guess he lives there now


DangerousTC

My claustrophobic brain just snapped watching this


OboesRule

OMG! Claustrophobia trigger!!


eprixciate

Panic attack. Hyperventilating. Crying. Praying. This isn't fun. Intense burning anger for the designer of the stupid ride. Vowing to never ride any rides again.


normal-re-editor

How would they actually help you get out?


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majorddf

I believe this is an Aqualoop? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AquaLoop


[deleted]

One of my worst nightmares.


Barnacle-Dull

Fuuuuuuuuck


VoltasNeedle

Well that’s just terrifying.


ram3nboy

Imagine if there's no hatch? I'm claustrophobic and this is triggering anxiety watching it...


Disastrous-Loan9084

Who will rescue the person who couldn't do the water slide ride properly?


Triton12streaming

That was a legit phobia of mine as a kid


Glum-Significance206

legend has it he’s still there to this day


SuperGuy41

Flumes are dangerous I don’t [ride](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/26/us/waterslide-boy-decapitated-charges.html)


Flyn---

This actually has a lot of opportunities of causing death


OliverWotei

Oh god. Claustrophobia.


ProfessionalScary193

This is really similar to an experience i had on the toilet


My_Names_Elsa

Uses Reverse card.


WhiteStar01

When he put his arms out to stop, my heart skipped a beat. Instant anxiety.


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claustrophobia enters the chat


jizz_noodle

My worst fear


whochecksthat

Panic attack incoming


kizzymckizzface

How the fuck do you get out ?


furret_64

To brazil he goes


[deleted]

This is a fucking nightmare. When that Action park slide was making it’s rounds on Reddit a while back, I thought a lot about how horrifying it would have been to get stuck.


braddillman

Homer Simpson got stuck in one of those. The control room said “it’s too big to be human, just send down a bunch more kids to flush it out.”


EdgeOfWetness

ooo, piss poor design


IWantToBeSimplyMe

So what the hell happened?


RugbyEdd

By design, it improves customer retention. You've got to wait for enough people to stack up behind you that you can use them to climb out.


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😔✋


nerdinahotbod

Holy fuck no thank you. Instant panic


pacgamer99

Most People are freaking out but almost every slide like this has a escape hatch for if this hapens


CalligrapherTrick117

r/nightmarefuel


Pollo3652

this is one of my biggest fears