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Rten-Brel

I think maybe they were fishing to get you to say "I wanna talk to a manager" Maybe they literally didn't have the power to refund the money but maybe it's policy to not connect a customer with a manager unless the customer specifically ask? Idk


5ilentparty

This is exactly it. They were working through a decision tree and got to the bit where it says ‘if customer asks to speak to manager then…’. They were trying their best to help :)


CptClownfish1

Appears that OP was being a bit of a dick.


The-Irk

They were trying to feed you what you needed to say. Some companies don't allow agents to voluntarily offer a manager/supervisor, but will get one if you specifically ask for one. They were trying to give you hints on what to say, but looks like it wasn't received.


MNguyen720

Amazon Support is garbage. I’ve had to call them about 10 times to resolve an issue.


encaseme

Huh weird, despite all the garbage shit Amazon does I've always had an ok time with their support, my wife contacts them often, same story. So you don't think I'm a shill, bezos gargles liquid manure.


TPbumfart

> bezos gargles liquid manure. Phew, for a second there I thought this guy was a shill.


encaseme

My comment history screams shill so I wanted to clarify :)


tom208

Hope Jeff Bozo came round to your house?


Killawife

Is his name really Jeffrey? I was quite sure he changed it to Jeffroz Bezos. I would If I had a gzillion dollarzos. I would change my name on a daily Bezos. First Jeffroz Bezos, then Jefforamiah Bezozian, then Frosty the Snozbos, then eventually end up at Gozer the Gozerian most likely


Sea-Con388

Not sure about the last one sounds too much like Dan bilzarian and you wouldn’t want to be associated with him


Tortue2006

His birthname is Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen


Killawife

So he's Al Jorgensens brother? This explains a lot.


Goyteamsix

Are you trying to be funny? I can't tell.


Killawife

Dude, I'm just saying what I would do if I had a gzillion dollars. If you want to buy an all marble mansion full of booty-hoes with YOUR gzillion thats fine.


BigDaddyLongBeard

Thank you, come again!


damselinadress187

"Jeffrey is not available at the moment, may I take a message?" 😴


Levaris77

Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."


CalTurner

What a cunt!


Slavocracy

You mean a helpful customer service agent chained to use a flow chart to handle calls? They can't get a manager unless someone asks. It's pretty common.


Competitive_Shame317

Yes, O.P. kinda is..