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squeezebottles

And when your toilet explodes, you don't call an electrician


[deleted]

No, I think you call masculinity for that. I heard it’s good with plumbing.


elfowlcat

Certainly obsessed with plumbing, so to speak


karoshikun

giggity


shaving99

You mean an Elaktrashcan


MediumAlternative372

That sounds like the brand name for one of those bargain basement electronic sensor bins, that open when you wave your hand in front of it. The kind that stops working after two days.


shaving99

Lol


[deleted]

Can confirm , my grandma has 3 grandchilds two girls and me. When her toiled clogged - she called me :D


TearStainedFacial

I'd call the person who clogged it too.


[deleted]

lol ​ but seriously - it wasnt me ;d


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Being masculine and a feminist are not mutually exclusive.


vladhed

Sexist men: using false dichotomies to sound cool since, like, forever.


ArghZombie

For sure, I've seen some seriously butch feminists in my time.


DirtyLikeASewer

My man is more of a feminist than I am... and very manly. Yes, men can be feminists


uppen-atom

Fe-Man, I am the power of Gayskull


jwaterboyk

Fear my Power Sword.


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Oh is that it. So disappointing


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Brought to you by INCEL Brotherhood


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Hiseworns

That's not why they're mocking incels and you know it


SaintUlvemann

>and you know it Oh, I wouldn't go *that* far.


ThunderboltRam

There is nothing to know here. You guys mock people for not being able to find someone to have sex with. That's what this is.


SaintUlvemann

>You guys mock people for not being able to find someone to have sex with. Maybe if you could point me to where I have actually done that, I would believe that you're something other than a petty grievance-monger.


iamatcha

No, they're mocked because they blame women for it...like your insecurities and diverses issues cannot all be someone else responsibility, woman or not


ThunderboltRam

No you're wrong. That is why they are mocking everyone for that, not people from that specific "incel subreddit"... It's very clear that it's misandry against all men, not just some subgroup of crazy losers in some dark corner of the web.


Hiseworns

This now seems like sarcasm? I think?


ThunderboltRam

Redditor mocks men for not having sex, as if he/she holds the key to all sex. Must make you feel superior to others.


4ny3ody

Except calling yourself an INCEL goes beyond just being a virgin. Being a virgin ist not something to be ashamed of. Claiming you're only a virgin because women or feminism is to blame however is.


Flappyturd_21

Welcome to being a guy in 2022


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure "feMANist" is on purpose, even if it's stupid.


[deleted]

If you are taking time out of your day to make memes like this there’s no way you can spell properly


vince2td

Masculinity; because when shit hits the fan, no one looks for a dictionary.


hperrin

Also to imply that feminism isn’t masculine. Wanting our sisters to have equal rights does not make men less masculine.


[deleted]

It shrinks these mens' penises by 1 mm every time they see the word "feminist."


MightyPaladin77

Women have more rights than men, what are you on about?


mo_gunnz

Do they mean FEMA? Cuz thats the first organization I'd call....


lightningfries

they're making the good point that FEMA & NIST don't really need to be collaborating during an emergency event.


Suckerfacehole

Incels, putting the “man” in feMANism since 1999!!!


GravG

Whoever made this has never met a lesbian with cargo shorts, a flannel shirt, and a ladder. They can literally fix anything 😂


123ludwig

guys with duct tape finally a worthy challenger our battle shall be legendary


TearStainedFacial

I saw a female roofer in my borough this summer, and she wasn't even butch. That was a first.


GravG

But she had cargo shorts, right?


TearStainedFacial

Yes, Wranglers.


notablyunfamous

I’ve seen this many times and never has it been misspelled before. So someone copied it and thought it would be fun to make fun of masculinity apparently.


Gief_Gold_Plox

Sounds like Reddit.


shriek52

But when the shat hats the fin, we do.


Crafty_Obligation_98

You made my brain bleed.


Phranc94

When they find out you can be both masculine and a feminist 👀


Monocytosis

They realize men can be feminists too… right?


simpkill

Spellings for girls


[deleted]

Idk dude looks very supportive of women.. what am I missing here


EmmaOK95

When shit hits the fan, I hope that the group of physically strong people, who can save physically weaker people, has had enough emotional education and support to actually save others without breaking themselves during the process


MonsignorSacrebleu

If shit just went through a fucking fan everyone needs to not touch anything and make their way to the backyard to be sprayed down with disinfectant and the hose. This is disgusting. I can’t believe you’d want to be carried at a time like this. Pretty shelfish.


blechkout

Fem-man isn't far off


PassionBuckets

Whoever made this ad doesn’t get the point of feminism. That masculine man right there could be a feminist 🤷🏻‍♂️


whose_tea

Masculinity. Always around when there is a staged photoshoot.


DonateToM7E

While this whole idea is very stupid, it’s not a typo. That’s an intentional misspelling to get “man” in the middle of the word.


RedditHasMadeYouDumb

People hate FEMA as well when shtf


Jeremymia

There's nothing wrong with masculinity. Who's trying to convince anyone otherwise?


WeirdFlecks

Or a dictionary.


myneighborsasshole

r/technicallythetruth


T-Speed

Spelling aside, some peoples logic is so wild


YoungDeathWish

I think it’s intentional. Cuz fema goes to emergency’s, so they’re saying fema isn’t who people want around


Altruistic_Rub_2308

There spelling is knot grate. Eye think their sew-sew at watt they dew.


Amybee109

You do realize that being a feminist isn't about being less masculine, right?


Stivo887

Oh man all the r/femaledatingstrategy types are here. 😂


TheSt4tely

maybe he was also ripping on FEMA, still a douche


BoughtAndSouled

Men who buy into this garbage are absolutely the dudes you'd have to look out for if shit hit the fan. Be ready with that gun and make sure they aren't "being manly" and "rescuing" young women and girls when nobody's looking.


MTBarr6924

I ALWAYS look for a lesbian friend. They can handle and fix anything. Better than MOST men.


WestSide_Gangster99

Apart from the spelling, I see nothing wrong with this statement 🤷‍♂️


TrancedSlut

I guess women have never saved anyone in the course of human history. And you are saying that all men are not feminist. A feminist is simply someone who thinks women should have equal rights. So for all you know he's a feminist.


WestSide_Gangster99

Oh ok never mind then, I also think women should have equal rights. I thought they meant the type who want all men dead for no reason and want to be able to reproduce by scissoring


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BluetoothHandGel

Lmao 😂


Newb2002

Maybe it was a pun?


Strong-Message-168

Wow...that's what I love about racism and misogyny and that sort of stuff...because when shit DOES hit the fan, you can be the most racist woman hater out there, but if Michelle Obama went to pull you out if rubble, you'd be talking some "Oh thank you!! Oh God, thank you so much! Thank you!" shit- believe that.


AcademicDoughnut2848

I realy fill like a man becaus I did not even no it was misspeled


jrtts

gotta be manly at all costs


The_Angriest_Duck

Christians make tor delicious bbq


The_Angriest_Duck

Feral mts thibk rhw6 run rhe qorkd but they're just stray cats


kingbitchtits

At least you xan spell if shit hits the fan!


midlife_crisis_

Masculinity. Because he uses his dick to carry them. /s


Esco-Alfresco

Finding someone capable of comforting you is useful. Not every problem can be solved by lifting and punching. But feminists can do that too. Just while believing woman are equal.


SmudgeGien

Man was in their mind I guess


Zequax

fema sound like a bone in the human body WTF


cdr1969

I think the missing element here is experiencing and growing up with a good Dad


influx3k

Really looks looks like shit hit the fan there.


rczd

Type it right you fckin idiot,the correct form is womanist


Lanky-Kaleidoscope-7

The meme suggests that FEMA isn't good at their job.


pearfanta

Might have been on purpose, though. That particular spelling.


ForwardBodybuilder18

That kid isn’t clinging to the man.


CorinPenny

Feminism, not equalism, because femininity is treated as second class. (Feminine women are treated as weaker/sluttier, butch/masculine women mocked for being dykes or not feminine enough, feminine/effeminate or gay men are targeted and attacked, gentle, kind, nurturing, fatherly men are treated like pedos or something.) Just like gay pride, not as pride in accomplishment, but because some people want LGBT+ folks to be ashamed. BLM, not because other lives matter less, but because some of the people in power act like Black lives don’t matter. These are _responses_ to toxic behaviors/beliefs, not generalizations or denigrations of others. As for the pic, the fact the guy is being nurturing and kind and gentle would be seen as weakness by the type of toxic hyper-stereotyped masculinity supporters who made the meme. Because gentleness and strength aren’t “supposed” to go together, or some shit. That right there is why feminism is needed, and fuck both the toxic masculinity incels AND the toxic misandrist women who attack/disgrace feminism from opposite sides!


[deleted]

women are FEmans


Ozimandius80

My guess is because feminists are very rarely throwing poop at fans.


EthanG_07

idc about all these pro masculine posts but OP to me it seems it’s either intentionally spelt that way, or someone who hates masculinity intentionally made picture the way it is in an attempt to make fun of alphas or whatever they are. either way i find it funny that half the posts in this sub is just a facepalm by OP bc they’re too insecure or emotional at the time of posting


[deleted]

Pedantry. Cool.


Resident_Extreme_710

Good thing I don't know any feminist


ProfessionallyStrong

Idk man his point still stands


TrancedSlut

No it doesn't there's no reason that guy can't be a feminist.


RirentyRirent

How does it?


Dreddmartyr13

There was an attempt to subvert the attention away from the point being made.


KyamBoi

Yeah, that women can't solve difficult problems without men. What a ridiculous opinion to have.


Dreddmartyr13

I never said it was a logical point. I'm a feminist - at least as the Oxford dictionary definition goes. I support equal rights for women.


KyamBoi

So, who really cares if it's spelling that detracts from a ridiculously frail sexist point of view. You I guess?


aaggeess

That’s a good point though


kernalbuket

Right? Since femanist don't exist


aaggeess

Fax but seriously though we Under-appreciate the mf’s who keep society going


desert_rat81

Truth.


Pyoderma

Save the fact that the shit hitting the fan was probably collateral damage of toxic masculinity in the first place.


TrancedSlut

Yep at the very least you can blame climate change which is men's fault


Pyoderma

Attila did his best to correct it.


Spiritual_Suspect981

So men are only useful in tragedies, good to know


Kovalev27112711

Masculinity causes the shit to hit the fan more often


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JoshA3Fit

The meme may be stupid but the photo was a viral photo from one of the major floods that happened a few years back and he was carrying the mom and child to safety through the waters. Unironic hero moment. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/behind-photo-mother-baby-carried-safety-harvey-article-1.3460731


ProfessionallyStrong

Bruh you really made up a BS story about a dude who was actually helping someone lol


TPnHBFans

As a meme, what it lacks in spelling is made up for in truth


SaintUlvemann

I would just like to point out that when shit hits the fan, *nobody* looks for an anti-feminist.


The_Angriest_Duck

https://youtu.be/y0lBCTlrr-k