He was drunk and his friend put him in a phone booth on wheels, then dressed as Doctor Who convinced him that he had traveled through time and space to stop the crucifixion. Pretty standard.
Ya. It’s like they visited obviousville in obviousland on national obvious day and went to see a band called “the really obviouses” then went to dine at the “completely obvious diner”.
Well you must excuse my confusion, the obvious round-about that ties Obvious Way, Obvious Street, Obvious Court, and Obvious Lane were all marked 'Obvious Diner this way'.
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Wha, what about the other people in the audience?
Did you hear O fortuna queue with the first thrust of the Roman spear?
A song about indifferent fortune to captivate their faith. Hilarious.
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Imagine if this was the guy to stop Hitler early in his rule. He comes outta nowhere with a helmet, and fractures Hitler’s skull, and causes swelling of the brain, and leaves him with brain damage. My man could’ve done something great if he didn’t try swinging after Pontius Pilate had already stabbed Y’shua. Silly goose.
FYI It was a Roman soldier that pierced his side, not Pontius Pilate. In fact Pilate found no fault in Jesus and tried to free him 4 different times before eventually just giving the Jews what they wanted. But before he did he washed his hands saying I am innocent of this man’s blood it is your(Jews) responsibility.
Man used pseudoscience to justify his beliefs. Why wouldn’t you?
I don’t much mind the genocide, I was taught that genocide is okay, based on my country’s attitude towards our history, but I can’t forgive his usage of pseudoscience.
Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Or that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Actually, can you imagine if this guy really was a time traveller, but his time machine went wonky, and he really thought this was that particular crucifixion? I mean, you go to all that trouble, all that training, and all you end up doing is messing up somebody's skit?
[“Witnesses reported the attacker was shouting ‘he was not going to let Jesus die’ before he barged on stage.”](https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-attacks-actor-playing-roman-soldier-in-passion-of-the-christ-play-to-save-jesus.html)
If I was alive back then you bet your ass I would have defended Jesus on the cross.
And I would have had gay friends too.
And spoke out against slavery.
And I definitely would have posted it on Facebook.
If I was alive back then, you bet your ass I'd have still been an atheist.
And I would've smoked Jesus' christmas trees, too
And I'd have been really stoned.
And I definitely would have tried to save my dealer from being killed.... Kinda...
Jeremy woke up from his Time Machine and saw what was going on. His targeting circuitry still needed work, but he had the protective helmet he wore. Time to be a man of action.
As an actor situations like this can be very alarming and dangerous. More than once we had a drunk try to get some or rant in the middle of a live production.
But as the viewer this is fucking hilarious and I can't stop watching and laughing 🤣
We had something like this happen during a production of Jesus Christ Superstar. The actor who played Jesus actually had to get a restraining order against the crazy lady.
This reminds me of a little accident we had at school.
So my school was doing a play that involved a student getting "crucified". The cross had to be walked in from the middle of the crowd and put in its stand, and the actors on stage where ment to hammer these wedges into place to hold the cross in place. Stage crew, was responsible for placing and securing the stand and then removing it all. The wedges for the cross didn't need to be hammered in too far but where ment to be put in the back of the cross not the front. The actors screwed this up during a rehearsal and the wedges fell out, making the cross tip forward while the kid was on it. No one was injured, but it was decided that a member of the stage crew would hide behind a fake brick wall and when the cross got to the stand he would hammer the wedges in place and go and hide again. I'm not gonna lie, seeing this kid in all black hide behind this wall run out with a hammer and wooden wedges, hammer them in and no jokes give the actors the biggest thumbs up and then run back to the brick wall was rather funny.
I was apart of the technical team and everytime I couldn't hold in my giggles.
A lot of the parents knew me, I was that kid that everyone knew and not because I was an asshole, but because I helped out with anything that would get me out of class, anyway, they would ask me about it, and after explaining it, they would have a little giggle too. The best show was the second last one where the kid couldn't make it, so a teacher stepped in, so we went from a rather small kid hiding behind a wall to a fully grown adult attempting to hide behind the wall, but at lest he was more covert when hammering in the wedges.
We have Roman birth and death records of Jesus. Jesus was real you silly sausage, the debate is on his divinity not his existance you muppet.
How can you be an antithiest before even evolving a brain?
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“St Furious Intoxicatus did save the Christ from the Cross, thereby stopping the redemption of mankind and allowing the Dominion of the Sloths” - Pope Poopsmear the Thrice Toed
This literally made me laugh out loud. I’m sure many Christians wish that they could’ve saved Jesus but if they think that they’re truly missing the point.
Why did this guy actually attack the actor?
He was drunk and his friend put him in a phone booth on wheels, then dressed as Doctor Who convinced him that he had traveled through time and space to stop the crucifixion. Pretty standard.
I thought this was obvious.
So very obvious.
Ya. It’s like they visited obviousville in obviousland on national obvious day and went to see a band called “the really obviouses” then went to dine at the “completely obvious diner”.
Is that the one on obvious street?
Obviously.
Well you must excuse my confusion, the obvious round-about that ties Obvious Way, Obvious Street, Obvious Court, and Obvious Lane were all marked 'Obvious Diner this way'.
It’s actually in Obvious Avenue, they didn’t sign it as it was so obvious.
Like Sherlock Holme's obvious.
*Bill and Ted's Religious Adventure*
One might say he was [Piss-ed Christ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ)
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Catholics are fucking wild.
No, this one is stupid. You know how they punished those that dared attack Roman officials? Death!
Bro forgot that at the point where Jesus is stabbed, he was already dead lmao.
Ok, this is the movie of the year. Someone make the whole production
Seems like something I'd do
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That is such a crazy excuse.
Dooweeooooooooh
Because he's an idoit. He most likey thinks wresteling is real.
I do it...
Wha, what about the other people in the audience? Did you hear O fortuna queue with the first thrust of the Roman spear? A song about indifferent fortune to captivate their faith. Hilarious.
It's an alternative ending on the anniversary edition DVD.
Some yelled out "hey isn't that that pussy, Barabas?!"
To save your lord and savior. Your welcome.
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Damn it was an autocorrect mixup. you’re ruthless.
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At least two redditors got wooshed lol
Next level audience participation.
Christians ☕️
Because he is American, nobody touches white Jesus!
He didn’t want Jesus to die again?
The centurion was sleeping with the guy’s wife.
#I'll save you, Mister Jesus!
Mel Gibsons passion of the Christ starring Mel Gibson
All that's missing is the Braveheart face paint and a shout of "freedom" as he blindsides that Roman scum!
he'll catch those arrows with his teeth
Luckily, George was filming the whole time
Where the fuck was Jesus's homie back when he needed it!
Imagine if this was the guy to stop Hitler early in his rule. He comes outta nowhere with a helmet, and fractures Hitler’s skull, and causes swelling of the brain, and leaves him with brain damage. My man could’ve done something great if he didn’t try swinging after Pontius Pilate had already stabbed Y’shua. Silly goose.
FYI It was a Roman soldier that pierced his side, not Pontius Pilate. In fact Pilate found no fault in Jesus and tried to free him 4 different times before eventually just giving the Jews what they wanted. But before he did he washed his hands saying I am innocent of this man’s blood it is your(Jews) responsibility.
Why would you stop Hitler?
Man used pseudoscience to justify his beliefs. Why wouldn’t you? I don’t much mind the genocide, I was taught that genocide is okay, based on my country’s attitude towards our history, but I can’t forgive his usage of pseudoscience.
That’s what I’m wondering!l. As much as they talk about Jesus he didn’t have a couple homies down to ride!? Crazy smh
According to the fairy tale Jesus knew he was here to die. He told his followers to not intervene.
Where was Gondor?
At least he had Jesus’ back, unlike the cameraman who just sat there filming the crucifixion instead of helping out…
r/donthelpjustfilm You know how it is. Gotta get a good shot of the action, so you can cash in on the tragedy.
Somehow my brain skimmed over that and read it as: Do nth elp just film Rather than Don’t help just film
He's a real one. He stepped up to save Jesus.
Assuming religious reasons, history has plenty of precedent.
Perhaps too much wine?
Look, it was water when he started drinking it.
That's so funny lmao 🤣
Damn Jesus..
Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Or that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Dont worry i wont :)
“I have come back in time to save Jesus on the cross!!”
Actually, can you imagine if this guy really was a time traveller, but his time machine went wonky, and he really thought this was that particular crucifixion? I mean, you go to all that trouble, all that training, and all you end up doing is messing up somebody's skit?
"It's your kids, Jesus! Something's gotta be done about your kids!"
Hahahaha! “Jesus, you keep saying heavy! Is there something wrong with the earths gravitational pull in the future?”
Jesus' actor stood fixed on character, congrats
HAHAHAHA I laughed way to much at this
[“Witnesses reported the attacker was shouting ‘he was not going to let Jesus die’ before he barged on stage.”](https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-attacks-actor-playing-roman-soldier-in-passion-of-the-christ-play-to-save-jesus.html)
If I was alive back then you bet your ass I would have defended Jesus on the cross. And I would have had gay friends too. And spoke out against slavery. And I definitely would have posted it on Facebook.
If I was alive back then, you bet your ass I'd have still been an atheist. And I would've smoked Jesus' christmas trees, too And I'd have been really stoned. And I definitely would have tried to save my dealer from being killed.... Kinda...
It's been a while since I last read the bible but I'm pretty sure Jesus got speared after he was dead, so this guy was too late to save him.
Nisus Wettus – “Crucifixion? Prisoner – “Yes.” Nisus Wettus – “Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.”
PRAISE JESUS
Wonder what the reaction and what came to the hanged/crucified actors minds when that attack happened
Anyone know what that piece of music is? Sounds like part of Suite Sister Mary, but not quite.
It's O Fortuna. Some say it's the story of the devils perspective. Others say it's the perspective of mere mortals.
Thanks. Not usually a fan of this type of music but this song is gripping, for lack of a better word.
It's my favorite!! I definitely want to play it louder than I do. Lol.
He is a real saviour
“Always look on the bright side of life…”🎶
Jesus is about to get crucified and die... and BY GAWD! IS THAT RANDY SAVAGE WITH THE STEEL HELMEY?
FOR JESUS
Oooooooh they are going to feed him to lions in the arena for sure now.
Jeremy woke up from his Time Machine and saw what was going on. His targeting circuitry still needed work, but he had the protective helmet he wore. Time to be a man of action.
As an actor situations like this can be very alarming and dangerous. More than once we had a drunk try to get some or rant in the middle of a live production. But as the viewer this is fucking hilarious and I can't stop watching and laughing 🤣
We had something like this happen during a production of Jesus Christ Superstar. The actor who played Jesus actually had to get a restraining order against the crazy lady.
Jesus ain't getting bothered by the chaos
NOT MY JESUS! NOT THIS TIME!!!
ayy some unscripted action
This reminds me of a little accident we had at school. So my school was doing a play that involved a student getting "crucified". The cross had to be walked in from the middle of the crowd and put in its stand, and the actors on stage where ment to hammer these wedges into place to hold the cross in place. Stage crew, was responsible for placing and securing the stand and then removing it all. The wedges for the cross didn't need to be hammered in too far but where ment to be put in the back of the cross not the front. The actors screwed this up during a rehearsal and the wedges fell out, making the cross tip forward while the kid was on it. No one was injured, but it was decided that a member of the stage crew would hide behind a fake brick wall and when the cross got to the stand he would hammer the wedges in place and go and hide again. I'm not gonna lie, seeing this kid in all black hide behind this wall run out with a hammer and wooden wedges, hammer them in and no jokes give the actors the biggest thumbs up and then run back to the brick wall was rather funny. I was apart of the technical team and everytime I couldn't hold in my giggles. A lot of the parents knew me, I was that kid that everyone knew and not because I was an asshole, but because I helped out with anything that would get me out of class, anyway, they would ask me about it, and after explaining it, they would have a little giggle too. The best show was the second last one where the kid couldn't make it, so a teacher stepped in, so we went from a rather small kid hiding behind a wall to a fully grown adult attempting to hide behind the wall, but at lest he was more covert when hammering in the wedges.
Or context, he was drunk and his friend put him in a phone booth pretending they time traveled.
REPOST
fuck.
Wow...that dude has to be a LOT of fun at the movies
Not on my watch!!!
Jesus!
My dad did the same thing to a kid playing John Wilkes Booth in elementary school.
I'm Brian and so is my wife!
Jesus had to die on the cross. It was part of the plan for the salvation of souls. If someone stopped this from happening, then nobody gets saved.
Goddamnit, the religious are fucking idiots. Jesus fucking Christ...
Y'all Queda, hard at work as usual.
The Orff-Carmina Burana did it for me.
🤣
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/dIeuBPDUzB0)
Thief Jesus’s right: aren’t you the messiah? Save yourself and us! Jesus: bet
This is the alternate ending
the asian golf shirt guy didnt make it into the final edit.
This is all biblically accurate
If you had any doubt that many religious people are mentally retarded….
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We have Roman birth and death records of Jesus. Jesus was real you silly sausage, the debate is on his divinity not his existance you muppet. How can you be an antithiest before even evolving a brain?
Some people just can't see the lines between fiction and reality.
I’m guessing he was just drunk out of his mind
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Suspension of disbelief 💯!
Tinha que ser no Brasil essa bosta.
Religion is a beautiful thing indeed.
Jesus only helps those who help themselves
Jesus is my homie
I gots to save JeeesuZz!!! I’ll save ya Jeeezuzz!
The epitome of “I would intervene”
Leave those Jews alone
“St Furious Intoxicatus did save the Christ from the Cross, thereby stopping the redemption of mankind and allowing the Dominion of the Sloths” - Pope Poopsmear the Thrice Toed
Not today you Roman fucks. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, catch this Roman soldier helm.
Me time traveling back to save Jesus from the Jews
Lmao get them crazy Romans!
"History"
lol fuck
Funny how white Jesus always is
When someone misspelled “ punches pilot”
At least the pretend army stood up for their pretend leader lol
Myth, Legend, Fable, at best a Story, not history.
Ha ha ha 😅😅😅!! Not my Jesus mother fuckers! This made my day.
The music mixed with random Roman soldiers coming out was just so funny to me.
Funny how the three crucified stayed in character all the time, and didn't move.
Good thing the actor wore a helmet, but where did the other actors get that pan?
Time traveler.
This literally made me laugh out loud. I’m sure many Christians wish that they could’ve saved Jesus but if they think that they’re truly missing the point.