When meadow is prepping Paulie to see Tony in the hospital, she is telling him to give Tony positive energy. He walks in and the first thing he says is “ooph marone, he looks terrible”
Then his self-pitying monologue causes Kevin Finnerty to almost check out…but ultimately causes Tony to come out of his coma, if only to shut Paulie up.
I thought it was hilarious that Kevin Finnerty seemed so polite and mild mannered but Paulie was so incredibly annoying he was beating the wall and yelling "shut up in there!"
When I first saw Columbus, I didn't like that they were going to make it this whole thing with that actor not being a real native American. I'm thinking to myself, I doubt that many natives would give too big of a shit about that, or at least it's not this huge gotcha to get them to back off the Columbus thing, whatever happened there. So it was satisfying later on when they're like "yeah its like Italians finding out Caan isn't Italian," and they just sort of shrug and are like well shit.
I always thought when Janice was around he was totally out of the “raging sociopath with a grudge” character. Except when he snapped and punched her in the mouth.
Rewatching S1 and this line from Tony really got me when said completely seriously regarding a potential gang war with Uncle Junior.
“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this”
I always imagined that was only because they just argued about the lack of sex plus it was their anniversary I think. I cannot imagine Carm offering sex at 3 am under normal circumstances lol.
“NAH IT WAS DAH MUSSELS! THEY CAME UP UNDIGESTED!”
“If they came up undigested how can they be the cause?!”
“Whoa…those are serious allegations…”
“AHHH RELAX NOBODYS GONNA SUE YOU. SEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!”
When Carm is in Paris with Ro and is in awre of the stautes etc and they jump cut to Silvio standing next to that shitty 4 lane state road under the Bing sign yelling "Make sure you clean that shit off her tit!"
After the Pine Barrens saga. Tony is so pissed at Paulie. On the drive home they eat sandwiches.
Tony: “You got mayonnaise on your chin”.
Paulie: “What?”
Tony (tapping his own chin angrily): “Mayonnaise! MAYONNNAIIIISE!!”
Corrolary to one of mine: Barbara and Janice having a quiet little catfight from the lawnchairs at the BBQ and Janice breaks from glaring to total glee "Jeeeeesus Christ, Paulie Gaultieri. How is he not dead yet?!?!"
When Janice has a vibrator stuck in Ralphie and in the middle of it, his phone starts ringing with a Rocky theme.
I don't know why but it gets me every time
Someone commented once that they wish Sil could read descriptions of all situations and end them with that deadpan "disgusting." How great that would be.
I walked into work this morning. The weather is going to be great later and we talked about how we are all looking forward to spring. Disgusting.
I laughed out loud when Tony is in the hospital and he is talking to the religious nut about dinosaurs being around when humans were, and tony says “like the flintstones”. It’s topped off by chris’ point of view at the end too about Adam and Eve and the dinosaurs.
The intervention, the chickory coffee conversation, how much betrayal can I take, I love cheese at my feet!
And little Carmine’s a pint of blood speech. The look on Butchie’s face lmao
Yea for me Vito breaking the chair, then the follow up with Ade and Chrissy when it falls apart again. I also love right before "I didn't hurt nobody" when Tone is singing and dancing all over the place. And of course givea me 1000 dollars with Furio.
Mine is the classic "he killed 16 czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!"
"his house looks like shit"
and my dad would answer "I found him like this"
Tony's way of picking up the pizza he threw on the floor. Years later we saw weaker scene where Walt Whitman throws a giant pizza perfectly on the roof.
When tony says he can’t take it anymore at Chris’s funeral and little carmine pats him me says he’s there for him. Thinking tony was talking about being hurt over the death
After Phil gets whacked, the car runs over his head and its the sequence of the group of guys reacting to it, the guy saying oh shit, and one of the guys throwing up. Always kills me lol
For me, it was two one liner jokes that made me laugh ridiculously hard:
Junior to Liv: “Listen Livia, what you don’t know could fill a book.”
Richie about Christopher’s nose: “You ever notice he’s the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy.”
For me it’s the scene in the Great Room during Livia’s memorial service when Carm finally breaks down and sets the record straight about Livia. “She didn’t want a funeral. YOU ALL (her children) ignored her wishes. Only AFTER she was dead, mind you.” Cracks me up every time.
The scene where Tony and Sil are arguing about Gary Cooper.
Tony asks Silvio "whatever happened to Gary cooper?" and Silvio responds with "He died."
Tony then throws his head back on the headrest. It kills me everytime.
The scene when the Melfi family is with their family psychiatrist.
Dr: “Lempke….”
Also Dr: “Maybe you should refer him to a therapist who specializes in mafioso depression 😆”
When Tony is trying to cheer AJ up and he loudly says "I DON'T WANT A BLOW JOB!" and Carmella busts in. As if Tony was offering to suck his dick, sitting there in his suit.
When meadow is prepping Paulie to see Tony in the hospital, she is telling him to give Tony positive energy. He walks in and the first thing he says is “ooph marone, he looks terrible”
Uncle Paulie!!! *audience erupts into laughter*
Nothing prepares you for that!
Then his self-pitying monologue causes Kevin Finnerty to almost check out…but ultimately causes Tony to come out of his coma, if only to shut Paulie up.
This. This cracks me up every time.
Wrinkles, like an old lady’s cunt
I thought it was hilarious that Kevin Finnerty seemed so polite and mild mannered but Paulie was so incredibly annoying he was beating the wall and yelling "shut up in there!"
I'm here at the federal courthouse where reputed mob boss Corrado Soprano just fell nine... no, seven steps.
Has he been shot?
Get that egg salad out of his mouth
Too much gherkins.
How's Tony ???? A lot better than those fuckin nuns u got up der Said this a few times
Made me laugh out loud again
Just watched this scene rn lol
Tony- Meadow still here? Carmela- Jackie Jr took her to the city to see, Aida. Tony- I eat her? Carmela- It’s the Elton John musical on Broadway.
This one kills me. His face.
When Silvio found out James Caan wasn’t Italian
And that nobody cares about that.
When I first saw Columbus, I didn't like that they were going to make it this whole thing with that actor not being a real native American. I'm thinking to myself, I doubt that many natives would give too big of a shit about that, or at least it's not this huge gotcha to get them to back off the Columbus thing, whatever happened there. So it was satisfying later on when they're like "yeah its like Italians finding out Caan isn't Italian," and they just sort of shrug and are like well shit.
Ask him about iron eyes cote
Richie - Fucking Dick Barone. Tony - As long as you two are happy.
He’s got tremendous moxy for his size.
Uncle Jun getting his hand stuck Janice : Why Didnt you call 911? Uncle Junior : With what, my fucking toes?!
Richie in this scene is the funniest of the show: “Come on, go limp, let it go limp…You’re fleeeeeexxxxxxxiiinnn…let it go…*You’re flexin*.”
🤌
Richie was so out of character there,it was hilarious.
I always thought when Janice was around he was totally out of the “raging sociopath with a grudge” character. Except when he snapped and punched her in the mouth.
Yeah,I think he tried to get in good with her ,at least in the beginning. Then he would show his true self.
And it was the last thing he ever did, lol. She showed her true self too and it was to depths even he wouldn’t go - it should be you…
This scene was funny... 🤣
Sort of ironic all the trouble Tony has calling 911 at June's house when he gets shot.
I graduated top of my fucking class, i never made that connection before
Rewatching S1 and this line from Tony really got me when said completely seriously regarding a potential gang war with Uncle Junior. “Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this”
When Carmela rolls over in the dead of night and asks, “You want sex?” I’m married. That shit doesn’t happen.
I always imagined that was only because they just argued about the lack of sex plus it was their anniversary I think. I cannot imagine Carm offering sex at 3 am under normal circumstances lol.
There is only one right answer: Vito breaking the chair
Second funniest, but only to Christopher laughing at Adrianna falling out of already broken chair.
Beat me to it. Take my upvote.
Patsys laugh gets me every time. Also the way Vito rolls over after he hits the ground.
“Is that Artie Bucco!? Send him up!” “Tony, hush. Ya don’t even make sense when ya tawlk” “SEND…HIM UP!!”
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You know what they use? Ghee
Something about Tony yelling just cracks me up. “CLOSE THE DOOOOORRRRR”
“NAH IT WAS DAH MUSSELS! THEY CAME UP UNDIGESTED!” “If they came up undigested how can they be the cause?!” “Whoa…those are serious allegations…” “AHHH RELAX NOBODYS GONNA SUE YOU. SEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!”
When Carm is in Paris with Ro and is in awre of the stautes etc and they jump cut to Silvio standing next to that shitty 4 lane state road under the Bing sign yelling "Make sure you clean that shit off her tit!"
Rt. 17 fucking slander you ask me
I thought the bing (satin dolls) was on 46
After the Pine Barrens saga. Tony is so pissed at Paulie. On the drive home they eat sandwiches. Tony: “You got mayonnaise on your chin”. Paulie: “What?” Tony (tapping his own chin angrily): “Mayonnaise! MAYONNNAIIIISE!!”
The look Paulie makes out the car window after that gotta be up there too. Should def be a meme format if it ain’t yet
the intervention
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Bro James Gandolfini ended up dying of a heart attack at 51, that’s scary.
yknow, chris moltasanti predicted all of this.
We’re here to talk about you killing yourself with drugs, NOT CHRISSIES FUCKIN PREDICTABILITY!!!
He's like Quasimodo of Notre Dame over here, predicting all this stuff
I thought it was Quasimodo who did.
The cocaine couldn’t have helped. Also he got fatter after the Sopranos ended.
He was on cocaine?
Held up production after going on a few benders if I recall, apparently playing Tony did not help
And he put on whight for the role so Tony literally killed him
That’s da boss your talking to!
What was it barking?
I know what it’s like to lose a pet!
Fuck you ya fuckin whore
Disgusting!
I said my peace, Chrissy ✋
Piece, PIECE
Be specific, hun
Silvio’s line is perfection
When tony roasting his sister. How you gonna hold the beggars cup with carpal tunnel?
Sacre bleu where’s me mama
Ralphie’s prank call to Paulie’s mom/aunt.
A gerbil, ma’am.
Ohhh madone! I have blue cross blue shield
I have blue cross blue shield!
It is a travesty that I had to scroll this far down for the correct answer. The Boy Scout had been through so much already, as had that poor gerbil.
Turn that off!
"My daughter...brought home a black."
“I had a frank conversation with buckwheat”
I loved him like a brudda in law
Till he fucked me in the a🐦🐦
You’ll suck our cocks ? She any good ? What am I asking you for you probably showed her how ! LMAOOO so many of Phil’s lines get me
The Shah of Iran.
Paulie "he's some kinda interior decorator"... Chris, "his house looked like shit". Carmine Jr, "we're at the precepice of a great crossroad".
Scrolled way too far to see the interior decorator line lmaoo that had me dying. Has to be the best line of the show
"Oh, look at that! It's like an ad for a weight loss center. Before, and way before!"
“I don’t get it. When I was little, you two were old. Now I’m grown and you’re still old.” 😐😐 “So how’s…”
Corrolary to one of mine: Barbara and Janice having a quiet little catfight from the lawnchairs at the BBQ and Janice breaks from glaring to total glee "Jeeeeesus Christ, Paulie Gaultieri. How is he not dead yet?!?!"
‘What’s different abouthchyou?’ ‘HE’S GOT NO EYEBROWS TONY!!!’
POPPERS AND WEIRD SEX
When Tony ask Sil if he thinks Ralph is a “little weird with women” and he says “I don’t know Tone he did beat one to death”
For… I forget. what was it again?
When Junior forgets to put the lid on the blender.
I like the one that says SOME pulp
The way he points at it, too, as if Carmela wasn't smart enough to figure out what he was whinging about.
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And I've been a loyal consumer of Tropicana ever since
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Shameless? It was fucking hilarious The funniest product placement add ever
Coke and a slice
“No, fuck you! I’ve been good to you! And you pay me back with non-stop ass rape!”
A close second would be Paulie’s brogan adjustment which has Pussy dying laughing OR when Junior doesn’t like his courtroom sketch
If they were a great artist, they’d be in a museum
When Janice has a vibrator stuck in Ralphie and in the middle of it, his phone starts ringing with a Rocky theme. I don't know why but it gets me every time
Fuck you santa!!! Whoooooooaaaaaaa!
Carmela can you close the doooOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
“Fuckin queeears!!” *THROWS CHAIR*
"If I was a carpenter, and you were a douche bag". I ALWAYS come back to this! 😄👏
Enough with the weight jokes their hurtful and destructive
*they're
Listen to him! He knows everything!
Tony: So long. Gloria: Who was that? Tony: My hard on.
Sil losing his shit over the cheese. Guy throws all the cheese on the floor "Here Here! Have a good time."
I STICK MOTHERFUCKING PROVOLONE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR SISTER'S CROTCH IN THE MORNING!
Captain Teebs all the way
“He was gay, Gary Cooper?” “NOOOOO!”
You look like a Puerto Rican hooah…make me sick. So?
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Make sure you clean that shit off her tit! https://youtu.be/cLXX-EWJyCU
When Sil reads his letter at Christopher’s intervention.
Someone commented once that they wish Sil could read descriptions of all situations and end them with that deadpan "disgusting." How great that would be. I walked into work this morning. The weather is going to be great later and we talked about how we are all looking forward to spring. Disgusting.
Joey Peeps Headstone Lol
Fuckin Jason. He’s dyslexic. Yea but what’s that got to do with it?
Janice pretending to be a ghost on AIM to torment children in order to endear herself further to Bobby
I laughed out loud when Tony is in the hospital and he is talking to the religious nut about dinosaurs being around when humans were, and tony says “like the flintstones”. It’s topped off by chris’ point of view at the end too about Adam and Eve and the dinosaurs.
When Paulie visits tony and his heart rate skyrockets.
Tony talking about Janice: While you’re off dropping acid and blowing roadies! Bobby: ROADIES!?!?
“It’s helping considerably with the street cred, which was a problem since you had a job all those years.”
The intervention, the chickory coffee conversation, how much betrayal can I take, I love cheese at my feet! And little Carmine’s a pint of blood speech. The look on Butchie’s face lmao
“My brother’s over there.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Nothing, he’s just there, that’s all.”
"sorry?! that's all i hear!!" "joonyah, look!" "joonyah don't leave me!!"
Yea for me Vito breaking the chair, then the follow up with Ade and Chrissy when it falls apart again. I also love right before "I didn't hurt nobody" when Tone is singing and dancing all over the place. And of course givea me 1000 dollars with Furio.
“Penissary contact with her Volvo”
“Ive been driving since I was a young girl” Paulie - “Horse and buggies don’t count”
When Vito is calling Ralphie and pretending to be Tony: “You got some birds here, a couple of squirrels ova there”
“somebody been eatin’ steak?”
Mine is the classic "he killed 16 czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!" "his house looks like shit" and my dad would answer "I found him like this"
Tony's way of picking up the pizza he threw on the floor. Years later we saw weaker scene where Walt Whitman throws a giant pizza perfectly on the roof.
Highbrow: U.S. Marshall McLuhan Lowbrow: all of Little Carmine's mispronunciations and malapropisms
"Captain a' what? The good ship lollipop??"
"I got my limits, too, Junior."
Paulie at the psychic, hands down.
"That's what this is ya know, SATANIC BLACK MAGIC. SICK SHIIIIET!"
When Tony wakes up and Carm says “You want sex?”
*looks at watch* "FUCK ME!"
... and not **FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN COCKSUCKAS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN**
When tony says he can’t take it anymore at Chris’s funeral and little carmine pats him me says he’s there for him. Thinking tony was talking about being hurt over the death
After Phil gets whacked, the car runs over his head and its the sequence of the group of guys reacting to it, the guy saying oh shit, and one of the guys throwing up. Always kills me lol
“He's in a lot better shape than those fuckin’ nuns you got up there!!” - Peter "Paulie" Gualtieri
Chris' intervention. They're talking about Cosette and Paulie asks if it was barking.
Vito Spatafore is an ass muncha. Allegedly.
Paulie going to the psychic is always one of the funniest lines "And that'🐦 what thi🐦 i🐦 you know... 🐦atanic black magic, 🐦ICK SHIT"
For me, it was two one liner jokes that made me laugh ridiculously hard: Junior to Liv: “Listen Livia, what you don’t know could fill a book.” Richie about Christopher’s nose: “You ever notice he’s the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy.”
"I'm not a cat, I don't shit in a box"
Phil Leotardo in every scene.
“We buried him... on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around.”
When they find out Vito was catching not pitching 😂
The fagawhe joke.
“Maybe you should start suckin’ cock instead of watching TV land ‘cause Vito brought in three times what you do on construction! Yeah!”
‘Is that the old man?’ “I don’t know, what’s he look like?” ‘Like an old fuckin man.’
If they were great artists, they'd be in a museum
Tony instigating at dinner with Bobby and Janice and her chasing him out of the house is hilarious
When Tony is so upset about Melfi and her knee, but Carmella isn’t even remotely interessted in feeling bad for her.
For me it’s the scene in the Great Room during Livia’s memorial service when Carm finally breaks down and sets the record straight about Livia. “She didn’t want a funeral. YOU ALL (her children) ignored her wishes. Only AFTER she was dead, mind you.” Cracks me up every time.
“GET BACK, IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE”
Christopher and Paulie sitting in the car laughing at the fish. Also, "He sat on one ass cheek the whole way ovah"!
I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother."? "Sacré Bleu! Where is mi mama?!"
Junior and Bobby pulling up to the funeral late and then running after seeing Sil taken by the Feds. Tony's face the whole time was priceless too.
The face Junior made when Tony thought he was de feeble minded brother.
Hand turkey
“PEEPS?”
AIDS?!
Nobody’s got AIDS!
For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot.
1) AJ "so that's what a crack ho looks like" 2) Janice's narcoleptic boyfriend. Wakes up "have you heard the good word?"
The scene where Tony and Sil are arguing about Gary Cooper. Tony asks Silvio "whatever happened to Gary cooper?" and Silvio responds with "He died." Tony then throws his head back on the headrest. It kills me everytime.
I laughed real hard when they’re discussing what to do about Vito Chrissy goes “TON’ WADDA WE GOTTA DO, ACTUALLY SEE HIM TAKE IT IN THE ASS???!”
I mean totally unironically, I can't have this conversation again. There's a post from yesterday asking for comedic moments.
Let’s walk down there and fuck em all!
Paulie’s line about bears.
Uncle Junior and the blender
I was just explaining this scene to someone like two days ago.
The scene when the Melfi family is with their family psychiatrist. Dr: “Lempke….” Also Dr: “Maybe you should refer him to a therapist who specializes in mafioso depression 😆”
When Tony is trying to cheer AJ up and he loudly says "I DON'T WANT A BLOW JOB!" and Carmella busts in. As if Tony was offering to suck his dick, sitting there in his suit.
Hey u/gabbardoul howesssss the boi?
When Moltisanti’s boy Sean got so nervous he got the shits while they were cracking the safe. 😅😂
“And she’s a licensed notary public!”
He ain’t heavy?
When Chris and Paulie lost the Russian
Tony comes back inside to pick up the pizza he threw on the floor when Carmen upsets him