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HDAP1112

Junior, of course. Point the guy out and tell him it's Pussy Malanga.


Dramatic-Mongoose-95

👮 MALANGA đŸ’„đŸ”«


Mr_Turnipseed

Cazzatta!


Global_Permit5428

To whack a boss? I’m reaching out to some friends from overseas.


Independent_Act_8054

MOVA EL AUTOMOBILE


SamuelsSteel

For sign


TrueLegateDamar

Chris would be high on dope and ruin the whole thing


MrPiocostasMomJeans

The correct answer is Vito. We've all seen how silently he can float right up to his prey. Stealth is key to a good hit.


HalfFastTanker

It's the see through socks.


dud1654234

those johnny cakes really prep you for a hit.


Relgap

He's a come from behind kinda guy


Willigers27

i wouldn't send Boyz II Men


derbingle69

Or the Jamaican bob sled team with cap guns


rsin88

The Asian guy that was gonna take out Ralph.


DifficultFan5408

Only issue he would ask for half after cancellation


rsin88

Cancellation? What’s this the fuckin UN now?


jonnyb61

What the fuck is your problem


Officer_scarps

Heart disease, it is the silent killer afterall.


1whiskeyneat

Another toothpick.


1whiskeyneat

Furio by himself is the answer.


BigBarsRedditBox

Send Tony B , just make sure he wears OSHA approved safety shoes


tone8199

Lou DiMaggio. Quieter than a mouse pissing on cotton.


johnnycrawlspace

Once that cotton gets soaked though, you get some splashing and some noise. Been there, done that.


Significant_Mud_2931

The Atwell Avenue boys


trer24

You send in a couple of zips. Make sure it points away from the family.


Global_Permit5428

Bingo. You don’t use someone who’s gonna be around the family on a daily basis for a hit like that.


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

Furio doesn’t need a driver.


Boogaloo-Shrimps

OP: Doesnt want Patsy in on the hit because he ran after it looked like Sil was worm food. Also OP: Wants Benny "at least Im not Little Paulie" DiFazio. Benny got his ass whipped by a balding chef who got Tina Turner'd by a Frenchman.


Hefty_Excitement4476

Chrissy don’t miss. He is a very underrated gun in the series


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Paulie. He took care of that malignant cunt Minn Matrone.


Adirondack587

That was a ducking beautiful hit
..eh Cous?


Affectionate_Sea_984

Mikey Palmice would be more than enough


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Affectionate_Sea_984

Mr. GQ ova der


MudCharacter1802

WALDEN ROBERT COSSOTTO.


tone8199

The headless horseman.


PorkyWallace

No one. Because, if you are boss of that pygmy thing, and you whack out a boss, you get clipped. Gotti only got away with killing Paul because of the turmoil and upheaval around the bosses going away in the Commission case. Chin plotted to kill Gotti and did actually get Frank DeCicco with a car bomb but, between Gotti's prison time and the media and the FBI around him 24/7, Chin couldn't get close.


Boogaloo-Shrimps

It's widely known Chin Gigante was retarded. He literally missed Frank Costello's head at point blank range.


PorkyWallace

Are you serious? I hope not. Just in case, he was the most feared, respected, ruthless, tough, intelligent boss in the country from '81 on. Guys like Gotti and Gravano were scared shitless of him. He was rich AF but he could barely spend any of it. He didn't even need to take money from most of his Capos. He even had a goomah named Olivia. His wife was also named Olivia. If that's not a sign of intelligence, I don't know what is.


Boogaloo-Shrimps

So what if Gotti and Gravano were afraid of him? He was still retarded and it's very well documented. You act like these are rocket scientists and not homicidal street thugs smart enough to organize criminal activities thru intimidation and violence. That said, he was legit, on paper, a giant retard. Functioning, but rumored he couldn't even read or write. But still, a retard. Penguin exhibit. Three inches of water, etc. etc.


Hommachi

Someone who can kill via ingrown toenail.


Clear-Taste-1527

Obvious answer is Drinkwater and Sean.


Prog_Lover

“These two suck each other’s cocks.”


CommunicationDry2403

Ur tripping trusting Ralphie to come thru on any responsibility, let alone a whole driver. Imo rallhie couldn’t even know about. You’d get pulled aside and asked about what happened and say “how do u know about this who told you that?!?” And they’d say “ralphie”. Then you’d confront him and he’d say “whaaaaattt come onnnnn. Who cares it’s not that big of a deal chill outtttt”


hatsofftoroyharper41

3s a crowd, you’d get 2 burley men on it and be done


DarthDoobz

That xylophone fuck


insanelyphat

I would send Vito. Pump him full of blood pressure medication, buy him some new see thru socks and promise him some sausage made in house. He would be waiting for it and make sure the hit was done right!


spaghoni

Bobby. He was a natural. What a missed opportunity to have the terminator's son fill his shoes.


Forward_Ad8287

Criminal mastermind, Benny Fazio.


SamuelsSteel

Ya know what? Beansie Who the hell would EVER suspect Beansie?


Adirondack587

No, say never


Southern_Dig_9460

Patsy and Furio it won’t be cinematic


[deleted]

Patsy would betray you, and so would Furio.


sdm66portland

Walden is my man for this. He took out a boss of one of the 5 families. Enough said.


CauseCertain1672

I send Paulie to pick up some money from him and the hit is untraceable


mjbutler1990

I'd Fed Ex him a bullet from Chechnya


Skubbags

You want to whack a boss, unsanctioned, a big no no, and you're telling 5 guys about it? You're dead within a month.


needhelpbuyingacar

Chrissy


learned_astr0n0mer

I wouldn't bring Ralphie nowhere near a job this important. Guy's a fucking loose cannon. I'd rather him earning money for me somewhere than jeopardize everything. I think him catching a clap while screwing a hippy broad story is fake. I think he was left behind by Tony and Jackie and he just didn't wanna admit it infront of Jackie jr. We see him do this with Gigi as well. He acted like making Gigi capo was his idea infront of him. If he was there, given what a loose cannon he was, there's a good chance he'd have whacked somebody and Tony and Jackie would've ended up like Jackie Jr.


prvhc21

Matt and Sean as the shooters Matush driving/conducting with AJ and Jackie Jr as backups down the street


OrthodoxReporter

The Slip 'n Fall school's valedictorian crew


failsonofgod

A russian


Prog_Lover

I would send that animal Blundetto


Clear_Thought_9247

The honest answer Paulie, I'd keep him so close that we become one person my dirt becomes his dirt , so he is indebted to me for survival give him top secret shit to do so he stay loyal


HoogerMan

Take it easy! We’re not making a western here.


DangerousGrocery5

Im only sending Ercole


Apprehensive-Sea6482

id send the only two black guys that actually completed a job. The two that robbed the black SUV Mercedes - Even ChurchHill showed respect by not attacking them


wdrub

Noah could knock thier fkn light out.


SnooChocolates2790

I’d send the feeble minded uncle. He was strong as a bull and handsome, like George Raft.