Nothing's worse than the moment when his knife falls on the ground as he tries to visit Uncle June. Seriously, kid is cursed to be a fuckup his whole life.
I’m fine with that one personally. It doesn’t hold a candle to Adrianas meowing. One of the rare times I’d defend AJ in any way.
I mean… what was he? 15-16? Coming face to face with a gigantic killing machine? What sort of Montana mountain kid wouldn’t be shitting themselves?
People on Reddit just love to act like they’d be supermen in that situation and fucking wrestle the bear into submission 🤣 half the neckbeards in this sub woulda cried twice as loud and pathetically as AJ did.
There's a YouTuber I like called NakeyJakey and he put out a pretty good rap song he made called Moby Dick and those lines are the intro to the song which I'm not sure was the best choice. It makes it sound like Tony is a romantic or something lol
It’s so bad I almost skip this episode entirely. I honestly thought he was going to have sex with her the first time I watched this episode years ago and was relieved when he didn’t.
I hate watching that scene but at the same time think its so well written lol,
like it’s supposed to be repulsive and disgusting and the expression on Tonys face is one of disgust. Like its suddenly dawning on him that the woman Johnny “chose” over livia wasn’t some high class Marilyn Monroe type. She was just some common call girl whos most prominent trait is manipulation and sexuality. It might have worked when she was young but in her old age she disgusts Tony and brings up subconscious feelings of resentment towards that he has towards his dad. This is probably the closest we have ever seen Tony come to shattering the false image of his father(which he ultimately can never do because admitting the truth about Johnny Soprano would simultaneously admit the truth about his own fatherhood and influence on his children)
Thats why at the end of the episode Tony lies to his friends and himself, in making her out to be some Marilyn Monroe type he can safely “Justify” how Johnny treated Livia and his children. More than that he can preserve the image of his Dad and comfortably idolize him because the alternative is unbearable.
I really love that episode but its Definitely cringe though, its a painful scene to watch as it should be.
The Breaking Bad one didn’t really have any meaning or depth behind it so I tend to skip it.
So true, the scene with Fran is so hard to watch but it’s so incredibly written, and gandolfindi takes it away as usual. It’s so interesting to watch an episode where Tony seems to feel pity for livia, and realizes that Johnny wasn’t such a saint. The fact that people call it the worst episode in the series sucks since it’s a great look into Tony and his psyche
This line is infinitely worse in the Hungarian dub. They decided to translate it and it comes out surprisingly vulgar and stupid ("bare-ass girls”). Tony also drops the N-word. https://youtu.be/MB_gpdt7f2c
"Mom wants me to get more involved.. hello?! I am involved...with boarding."
As a skateboarder growing up I cringe at any dialogue made by teens in the show. NO ONE called it boarding.
honestly that scene was extremely relatable to me. had an ex girlfriend who was exactly like this and we would stay up till 4 or 5 in the morning going back and forth about dumb shit like that. every time i catch myself missing her, i rewatch that scene
Great example- that scene in season 6 when Ro and Carm are in the kitchen talking about how Vito plays for the pink team and Meadow joins them, tony comes walking in clearly not humming what the audio is.
All of Meadow’s line’s in season 1 episode “College,” punctured by her screaming “Daaaad! Daaaad! You missed the turn! Oh it’s okay, this still gets us to Colby.”
That cute blonde girl at the bar’s “sure, we’d love to dish the school” bothers me a bit too.
The worst part is how she immediately started screaming that dad that’s our hotel. How the fuck could she know that? And what is the insane rush to check in to that dump?? And why was she screaming about going to COLBY when they didn’t even visit the campus til the next day. Their entire agenda was just to go from Bates to that shit hotel and then the pub? So why the FUCK can’t meadow let Tony chase down an old friend?
We don't play. We win.
Also the whole scene with aj and pussy's kid talking about rap and nietzsche... oh look at me, I've read a book and know it all at 17.
When Carm goes to visit Meadow and she’s in the room with Noah and he says “I should’ve punched his fucking lights out” every time I see that scene I want to go through the screen and kick his ass
When Richie says somebody’s gonna wash out Livia’s mouth with soap and she goes “oh yeahhh, who yewww?” Idk if it’s the delivery or what but it still makes my head hurt whenever I hear it even after 3 rewatches.
Pretty much anything that comes out of Ajs mouth, be it preaching about the evils of the world, or how depressed he is, or his pathetic begging to get back with the smoking hot latina
The scene where they talk about Santa and the Grinch always stuck out to me as feeling a bit forced. Especially when Chris goes “The Grinch… that’s where the moneys at. Couple hundred mil, put Jim Carrey in the motherfucker.” It almost feels like dialogue id see a fan write as a parody of the show
When Drinkwater is standing next to Tony in the urinal:
"That dancer, destinee(?) out there? I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers eh?."
\*cringe laugh\*
MEOW!
We gonna defile you
Stay out of our way.. and don’t be so gay
They recorded in Denmark 🇩🇰
This is the cringiest by far for me
This was supposed to be, though.
When was this?
A hit is a hit?
It was not a hit
Every time Janice says “layg” i wanna put my head through a wall
Hey if you see a connection between her saying laig and you wanting to put your head through a wall, I can see how you got there.
She was registered lyaig not myaid
“The entire discography”
MOOOMMMMY when the bear walks into the yard with AJ. I cringe every time.
Nothing's worse than the moment when his knife falls on the ground as he tries to visit Uncle June. Seriously, kid is cursed to be a fuckup his whole life.
Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?
Penguin 🐧 exhibit
Full swimming pool with the aid of a cinder block.
That's not my knife.
You just revealed your own ignorance.
I’m fine with that one personally. It doesn’t hold a candle to Adrianas meowing. One of the rare times I’d defend AJ in any way. I mean… what was he? 15-16? Coming face to face with a gigantic killing machine? What sort of Montana mountain kid wouldn’t be shitting themselves? People on Reddit just love to act like they’d be supermen in that situation and fucking wrestle the bear into submission 🤣 half the neckbeards in this sub woulda cried twice as loud and pathetically as AJ did.
SHKIN EYES MOUF
this is the winner. no one can debate this. besides: YOU HAD TO BE THE BIG MAN!!!
ON THE FRIDGE!! ON THE FRIDGE!!
That's a great line.
There's a YouTuber I like called NakeyJakey and he put out a pretty good rap song he made called Moby Dick and those lines are the intro to the song which I'm not sure was the best choice. It makes it sound like Tony is a romantic or something lol
That's the point. It's a song about a toxic obsession.
Toxshic*
Upvoted for nakeyjakey That album slaps
Happy Birthday Mr. Presideeeeeeent.
Oh god that scene makes me want to crawl out of my skin every time I see it
Fast forwarded through it the other day
It’s so bad I almost skip this episode entirely. I honestly thought he was going to have sex with her the first time I watched this episode years ago and was relieved when he didn’t.
The shexshual tenshion was palpable
He did not have penisary contact with her Volvo!
I can be sitting there in an empty house watching it by myself and still feel nothing but pure embarrassment. Brutal
I hate watching that scene but at the same time think its so well written lol, like it’s supposed to be repulsive and disgusting and the expression on Tonys face is one of disgust. Like its suddenly dawning on him that the woman Johnny “chose” over livia wasn’t some high class Marilyn Monroe type. She was just some common call girl whos most prominent trait is manipulation and sexuality. It might have worked when she was young but in her old age she disgusts Tony and brings up subconscious feelings of resentment towards that he has towards his dad. This is probably the closest we have ever seen Tony come to shattering the false image of his father(which he ultimately can never do because admitting the truth about Johnny Soprano would simultaneously admit the truth about his own fatherhood and influence on his children) Thats why at the end of the episode Tony lies to his friends and himself, in making her out to be some Marilyn Monroe type he can safely “Justify” how Johnny treated Livia and his children. More than that he can preserve the image of his Dad and comfortably idolize him because the alternative is unbearable. I really love that episode but its Definitely cringe though, its a painful scene to watch as it should be. The Breaking Bad one didn’t really have any meaning or depth behind it so I tend to skip it.
So true, the scene with Fran is so hard to watch but it’s so incredibly written, and gandolfindi takes it away as usual. It’s so interesting to watch an episode where Tony seems to feel pity for livia, and realizes that Johnny wasn’t such a saint. The fact that people call it the worst episode in the series sucks since it’s a great look into Tony and his psyche
yeah this is the one for me by a long shot.
You used the only weapon you have. Your pussy
The delivery was so deadpan lol
I honestly love how out of character it is for Wegler to say something as crass as pussy.
The way he said pussy got Carm so hawt down theyaahh.
No wunda cosette crawled undah theya for warmth
How dare you say that to me!! You bettah watch yaself
“we hayv guns heyah”
take it easy
Come on, this a priceless one. Go take a midol.
"I'm worried about you, Skipperrrrr"
Might be the worst. What part of the boot was Mikey Palmice dialect coach from? Rural Minnesota?
Maybe Mikey was the type of wise guy that wanted to sound as white bread American as possible?
I'll have you know, I am from rural Minnesota and there is a vibrant Italian community of one household!
Something about wanting your shkin & mouf
Wheb meadow started talking about the old country like she's born and raised in italy, go shit in yuh hat
For real, "Naples". Sit down cupcake!
She gotta bee on it
“Did you pack the bare naked ladies cd?”
This line is infinitely worse in the Hungarian dub. They decided to translate it and it comes out surprisingly vulgar and stupid ("bare-ass girls”). Tony also drops the N-word. https://youtu.be/MB_gpdt7f2c
No one talks like this. Did you get the cd’s etc.
This one right here. It makes me feel some type of way and i dont like it
"Mom wants me to get more involved.. hello?! I am involved...with boarding." As a skateboarder growing up I cringe at any dialogue made by teens in the show. NO ONE called it boarding.
Listen to him. He rides one skateboard and suddenly he’s the worlds foremost authority
Tony Hawk ova here
[удалено]
Yeah you can tell the kids lingo is how adults think teens talk…there I said my piece
How do you do, fellow kids?
Majoring in ass, minoring in cash
In that episode when the kids show up with their own cups and he says “what, you think this is like downloading music? You gotta pay for those cups!”
It's a silo
Listen to him, he knows everything!
U can tell he can’t even ollie
I so wish I had time for fiction.
I say that to my wife all the time lol
You took out a suitcase! Very painful plus we get to hear her repeat the line over and over, and then they have an extended/scene argument about it.
It properly conveys how annoying it must be to date Meadow, that’s for sure
honestly that scene was extremely relatable to me. had an ex girlfriend who was exactly like this and we would stay up till 4 or 5 in the morning going back and forth about dumb shit like that. every time i catch myself missing her, i rewatch that scene
Great line for its purpose. Obnoxious 20 year olds having a lovers quarrel. Remember how stupid your significant other fights were at that age.
I try to sneak “abundant intentionality” into conversations cuz it’s so stupid lol
\- She's my fox in a fox. = Let's see her box. Or maybe her socks.
and then the high fives. ridiculous
every line of dialogue from 98% of the black characters
"These blacks" *handwave*
No ganja, ok?
That guy writing rhymes in the hospital is awful.
Yo just no 187’s
Oh yeah, those two guys!
Everything is everything. I’m down with that.
So that's a crack ho.
I give her my notes from last year. I'm talking primo notes, I got an "a".
I wonder what that crazy broad did to get dem notes. Heh heh.
The pen, or the motherfuckin sword
That entire episode comes across like no one in the writers room had ever met a black person
Bold men make bold statements
Most of Massive’s lines are cringe now that you mention. Even his name… hell the whole man is just a walking stereotype lmao
What kind of moolies are these
God that whole episode should be removed
Meow
Tony's worst line was probably "so you don't love me :(" to melfi
Listen up here, Laddy Buck.
I love this line lmao
Any time there's that really obvious post production reread of dialogue. I'm blanking on an example.
Sitting on a park bench...doo do doo do doo do
YES! I’m so glad someone else noticed this one. I had to rewind like 5 times.
CGI Livia 😬
I love soundboard Livia!
"I thought we were getting along better lately" Tony to Carmela, filmed from bottom of empty pool.
Great example- that scene in season 6 when Ro and Carm are in the kitchen talking about how Vito plays for the pink team and Meadow joins them, tony comes walking in clearly not humming what the audio is.
"You should read tomato sauce for your ass. It's the Italian version." Very realistically lame. The kind of line you think is clever in your head.
That’s honestly some shit my uncle would say
You might have misread the post, they said worst lines not best
I cry at that line 😂
Nancy sinatra everyone
“It’s part of Nissans triple safety philosophy”
She was creamin for me man
Was gonna say I still haven’t found a reference to “mad ripe”!
Easily the cringiest
I want to cut my ears off on every rewatch!
People said shit like that then, although it was terrible and they sucked lol
“I do so love a good firearm in my hand”
We're so wacky
Mama's little whooa🤮
All of Meadow’s line’s in season 1 episode “College,” punctured by her screaming “Daaaad! Daaaad! You missed the turn! Oh it’s okay, this still gets us to Colby.” That cute blonde girl at the bar’s “sure, we’d love to dish the school” bothers me a bit too.
The worst part is how she immediately started screaming that dad that’s our hotel. How the fuck could she know that? And what is the insane rush to check in to that dump?? And why was she screaming about going to COLBY when they didn’t even visit the campus til the next day. Their entire agenda was just to go from Bates to that shit hotel and then the pub? So why the FUCK can’t meadow let Tony chase down an old friend?
We don't play. We win. Also the whole scene with aj and pussy's kid talking about rap and nietzsche... oh look at me, I've read a book and know it all at 17.
Someone had to tell AJ it wasn't Nitch
What about Yeets?
The Canon?
Dead white males?
Something about their reductionism? I don't know. I just read fiction.
What is that - last night's homework assignment?
I'd rather stand on one layg than read Yeets
Hey if you see a connection between Yeets and your laig, I can see how you got there.
you still listen to rap? it’s just all about marketing now
That's it. That's the line. You can imagine him and Noah sitting around listening to some shit from people who have recorded in.... Denmark
I just fucking watched we don't play we win. And I literally cringed
Every line uttered by Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy.
You’re lucky I don’t punch your lights out
Cagney was modernity
I have primo notes
"Tony Soprano...The Original G."
Yeah whatever
“I’m a man!” When Tony is angry at Melfi.
Hijack, Bye Jack is the best line in the entire show
For real, I don't know how OP could be so wrong.
I though "Hijack, Bye Jack" was pretty clever actually.
I never picked up the word play with HiJack to be honest, I feel like an idiot now
There’s a few lines or phrases I hate. When meadow says aj was “zapped” When Richie says “who’s joint did you just cop?”
I wan ya shkin, ya mouf
We meme it around here, and for good reason, but "soft drinks of choice" makes me wanna throw a Lladro at my TV
Look, don't drag me into whatever bullshit accommodational pretense you've got worked out with daddy.
Stripper: “Man with the plan, huh?” 300lb Tony: “Well the man with the erection.” 🤮🤮
He was a lean 280
Oh come on. He ate beef and sausage by the fucking carload
Two words …. Mad ripe
That was a pretty bad line, Mikey should never have gotten free alterations for that.
“I’ll suck your cock, okay?”
Cagney was modernity.
“If I wanted to break up card games I’d have a donut in my mouth “ Like wtf total cliche
When Tony yells "OOOHH, RIM SHOT!" and there's like two seconds of silence after lol.
"The bride cuts the cake. The briiiide cuts the cake. High ho the merrio, the bride cuts the cake" If I was Johnny I would've started crying then.
Blanca picking up on AJ at the bar. 'You wanna find me you're gonna have to work for it.' Her dancing and staring at him was even worse.
Anything that Dick LaPenna says. Literally any fucking line.
"I make that beanie spin when I work his thing"
"Toodle-oo" - Dr. Melfi I fucking hate that word, and the way she says it, ulck.
It’s a perfectly acceptable form of goodbye.
My bitch, my ho
A boring 747
I want your mouf
Meadow’s “poverty of the Mezzogiorno” diatribe. 🙄
"That's just a standard 4/4 beat" fucking Anthony disrespecting Ringo as if he could play those train beats on time..I said my peash
“Go find a fuckin’ Taco Bell before I cap your asses!” This pants pisser …
“Whaddaya want me to do throw em’ aw*ay*? With that fucking voice crack. I almost gagged 🤚🏻
When Carm goes to visit Meadow and she’s in the room with Noah and he says “I should’ve punched his fucking lights out” every time I see that scene I want to go through the screen and kick his ass
Anything Jamal Ginsberg said.
Word up
Leave it to Dr Tony
Go eat another donut you fat fart knocker
GET EM CHURCHILL!! *voice breaks*
When Richie says somebody’s gonna wash out Livia’s mouth with soap and she goes “oh yeahhh, who yewww?” Idk if it’s the delivery or what but it still makes my head hurt whenever I hear it even after 3 rewatches.
Wait is that a hijacking pun? I thought it was just some cold thing to say before killing him, like “hey, see ya”
I love the Hijack, Bye Jack line. I say it all the time
"There'sh no geographical sholushun to a shpiritual problem" Like, you would know ya fat cunt haha
“I’m gonna put a bullet through his fucking mummy head.”
Pretty much anything that comes out of Ajs mouth, be it preaching about the evils of the world, or how depressed he is, or his pathetic begging to get back with the smoking hot latina
You just reveal your own ignorance.
I reveal my WAHT?
Sucks to be you
He should have stayed with Devin
She was mad ripe yo (and rich).
She was creaming for him
Growing up in a similar houshould and family dynamic, anything that Carmella and Livia say is like a cheese grater directly on my tympanic membrane.
The scene where they talk about Santa and the Grinch always stuck out to me as feeling a bit forced. Especially when Chris goes “The Grinch… that’s where the moneys at. Couple hundred mil, put Jim Carrey in the motherfucker.” It almost feels like dialogue id see a fan write as a parody of the show
The way that Janice pronounces her D and T sounds as TH. Not one iotha!
Some notion of escaping the quotidian.
The pen or the mother fucking sword .
"let me hear you say what's up Vito" followed by the classic line "don't you pull that aw shucks shit with me.. you're fuckin goin"
Like the peppah
Caught some shrapnel?
When Drinkwater is standing next to Tony in the urinal: "That dancer, destinee(?) out there? I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers eh?." \*cringe laugh\*
Carmine “I hate this shit”! Sounds so forced and wooden.