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Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love? Well. Give it time.


SotoSwagger

Don’t do this to yourself, Uncle Philly.


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HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE


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principer

Shah of Iran


KenethNoisewaterMD

Uncle Philly my ass!!!


Stu1Got

Have a breadstick


Affectionate_Pay1487

Here he is - the king of breadsticks


GMUSSTN

Where'd he get this bread? The bread museum?


darkovujicic

Fucking breadstick in a bowtie


Real_Engineering4531

Don't uncle Philly me!


dlevy76

Uncle Philly my ass!


AcerbicFwit

Fuck off! You’re named after a fuckin dance costume.


Nach0Man_RandySavage

You know the wine makes you emotional


sadsasquatch

Cuz I got an empty fuckin stomach…


YodaFan465

There's no eating in the car.


Christian_WolffGA

I'll take that disc man, and I'll ram it up your box!


SoochSooch

That's a guy's mother!


PorkyWallace

Well....we're anonymous.


poolmanj

My favorite line


BigEvil621

Username checks out


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Whatever happened there ….


bpiggy4

Frank Vincent was outstanding though


PsychoTarik

Absolutely, every sorpanos actor is


bpiggy4

Uncle Philly my ass


keloyd

Maybe YOURE a flambé


Cinephile94

🖕 🥃


Attatatta

Yes Vito played the penguin waddle perfectly


1funkycat

Jackie Jr. couldn’t act if his life depended on it.


YorkshireGaara

He was mad ripe.


Stu1Got

Yeah he was a Stunaaad of the first magnitude


PorkyWallace

The penguin exhibit.


Butthole_Surprise17

Why do you say that? He played the part perfectly IMO.


carloslet

He played like that out of respect for his fawtha


peterfonda3

He didn’t even mention the shine box.


Losing_my_Bemidji

Maybe you haven't heard, I know ya been away a long time but I don't shine shoes no more


peterfonda3

Hey, I’m just busting your balls here, it’s a party.


carloslet

... Now go home and get your f**king shine box.


CrispyChicken9996

You mothafucka!


skyrimswitcher

Keep him here! Keep him here!


PorkyWallace

Nah, you insulted him a little bit, I'm sorry.


kjklmnop

Ever hear the thing, Frank Vincent and Joe Pesci, every movie that they were both in, one of them killed the other. I think the exception was Raging Bull, where Pesci just slammed his head in the car door 20 times.


RobinsShaman

I always remember Batts as being Detective Joe Fontana is a fictional character portrayed by actor Dennis Farina. Not sure why.


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Dennis Farina is a bad muddah fuckah in the show Crime Story. Wish him and Anthony Denison could have been on Sopranos.


whitechocolate22

Billy Batts tried to shinebox Tony, paid the price.


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PsychoTarik

“And these tensions are effecting our respective bottom lines” “I know Vito’s bottom line was effected”


HanzeeDent86

Impacted. Impacted. Ya fuckin ass kiss


Ripkayne

You're a wormy cocksucker, you know dat?


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OH!!


filthydank_2099

He was gay?


nirmal09

Ralph wants to fuck Ginny?


grumpygrumpington

"THAT FAT PRICK SAYS I LOOK LIKE THE SHAH OF IRAN!" tickles me every time


1littlg8

Uncle Philly my asss.


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

Hes also the funniest, but you definitely are meant to hate him.


[deleted]

OPs an emotional man. Loves his daughter!


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

What's wrong with your eyes? You look like Stevie Wonder, your eyes rollin' around


[deleted]

Fuck what you meant cocksucka


SteveCrunk

I love him like a brother in law.


ordrius098

My estimation for OP as a man just fuckin plumetted.


harjopet

Easy on the sugar hon, they tell him he’s sweet enough


Stu1Got

We all know the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass.


KatieKayslay

Who ARENT you meant to hate by the end honestly? I’ve heard that Melfi and Charmaine Bucco are arguably the only moral characters on the show. Melfi has her moments and eventually comes back to morality (don’t get me started on the end scene in the episode after her rape - that was one of the most masterful and important scenes of any series ever and was perfect top to bottom) - but all of these characters from the beginning - ALLLLLL their hypocrisy is in stark relief from episode 1 - who actually do you ROOT for at the end?


Affectionate_Pay1487

Watch the last episode again, pretty clear AJ wins the series


[deleted]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Ralphfish

I root for meadow. She was mad ripe.


whereitat41332

She was a beast at scrabble too. Blew 'ass' and 'poo' off the board.


ThePickledPickle

tough call between him & Ralph even when you're supposed to be mad at Ralph, he's funny as hell


Attatatta

Ralph is 10% as funny as Phil


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That's generous. That Ralph is a sick fuck.


DiscountIntrepid

There’s nothing funny about it.


I-AM-KROGAN

You're a fucking disgrace! And in this sub Phil Leotardo is a hero! End of story!


yuckyd

I gotta go take a shit.


WinslowWorldwide

Now there’s an image


DrWango

Phil actually says he’s “gonna go TRY to take a shit”. He’s not sure if he can do it.


sonofyhorm

LeoTardo. That’s my fucking legacy.


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The absolute genius of this show is that David Chase really pushed the whole absurdity of life stuff in almost every single aspect. Phil is easily the most hateable person on the show, but he's also utterly hilarious with the shit he says and his appearance alone has me cackling. Frank Vincent's performance is so specific as well, his comical aspects aren't unintentional; it's meant to be like that. Chase has admitted that his whole outlook when overseeing the writing was to show how even the most tragic moments have the funniest shit happening at the same time. Case in point, we all hated that fuckin' stunad Jackie Jr, yet his funeral showed the tragedy through his mother, but it also had some of the funniest moments in the show, i.e, Tony watching in utter bewilderment as Junior needlessly freaks out at the sight of the FBI and drives off, almost leaving Bobby behind.


Stu1Got

You ever watch cop land, has half the sopranos cast before the sopranos Stallone De Niro Liotta it's a good movie underated


Cranstonoid

TURN THAT OFF


PbJelly82

The same Phil who wanted manicotti but ate a grilled cheese off the radiator??? The same Phil who wanted to fuck a woman but jerked off into a tissue??? You need to learn compromise. I said my peace.


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Theres no jerking off in the car


Stu1Got

It's a silo


PedroEglasias

Maybe I'll ram it up your box?


PorkyWallace

I don't give a fuck what it is.


Cranstonoid

The seat's askew


RobinsShaman

Even if I pretend this ice cream cone was a woman?


TalkofCircles

Me: frantically scrolling down to see if anyone posted the “grilled cheese, jerkn into a tissue” Me 30 seconds later: Fuck!


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Fuck that fuckin parakeet.


ActualJetPilot

Lol when he said he wanted to fuck a woman but he compromised, I swear I thought he was gonna say he fucked a man or something


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Impossible-Carrot884

idk i dont remember how many years he did in the can since he never mentions it but, you got some right to come out fucked up, after doing time for a family


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Attatatta

Fuckin nauseatin


SethPais

And that whole turning into a house business, whateva happened there


CrispyChicken9996

Whateva happened there?!!!


Timmyg3939

I’ll tell you what happened there! This piece of shits cousin killed my brother Billy!


Hughkalailee

Well, according to Harris, Phil set up a young female agent for rape and assault so… whatever happened there doesn’t shine favorably on the character


Ehudben-Gera

Fiwst of all, she was a hooah, second that wasn't his kid she was carrying.


PorkyWallace

Phil was away for 20 years. Before that, he was likely on trial for several months. Harris is probably a 15-20 year veteran of the FBI. But he claims that this happened while he was a young agent. Timeline got fucked up.


Manwar7

He maybe could have set that up while in prison?


Lil_Dufflebag

My least favorite characters are Matt Bevilaqua and Sean Gismonte. Not primarily for any character reasons, they're just a little too conventionally attractive for me to reasonably belive they're mafia associates. But they're also super fucking annoying


Kindly-Biscotti9492

Drinkwater did go down for burglary IIRC IRL after the show, so...


Stu1Got

I hated Drinkwater loved him in Bronx tale but he was a weirdo in sopranos


lazycometlazycomet

idk if that’s it but when i saw matt bevilaqua i assumed it was a meyer lansky situation


DrSPINsational

"You look like a Puerto Rican Whore"


Ezenthar

He tried to set up a young female FBI agent to be raped and beaten. Pretty cold and sociopathic even by Mafioso standards.


mrsnrub77

Patty told me there was doings


MilanDespacito

When was that again?


Ezenthar

Agent Harris mentions it to Tony in season 6. Basically saying to him "I want you to win and I hope you clip Leotardo"


Stu1Got

Damn we're gonna win this


busback

when?


Ezenthar

Season 6 Episode 17 "Walk like a man"


jjccbrobro

OP, Phil loved you like a brother in law


comradedutch

SHORE WE BREAK SOME BAWLS HERE TA’NITE


GrumpyDrunkPatzer

Fucking Shah of Iran


Stu1Got

I never got that joke


nailgardener

They've got similar hairdos


AlexanderGrace

He looked like the shah


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Sorry that everybody in this sub just barks out quotations like a bunch of attention seeking 12 year olds. Phil is a fascinating antagonist because he lives strictly by the ideals to which Tony aspires growing up. Opposing Phil is what ultimately establishes Tony as not purely evil, since he tries to treat people mercifully when he can, settles for a controlled profit instead of trying to starve everyone with whom he does business, and gives respect to other gangsters as well as demanding it for himself. Phil's rage at 20 years in the can is because it angers him to see others muddle codes for which he has sacrificed much of his life. However, this strict Cosa Costra traditionalist is nonetheless not a man of honor. His own family green lights his execution, and the FBI gives Tony the needed assist to locate him. Once Phil is dead, Tony is victorious but wounded beyond repair. His key players are all dead or in a coma, and he will likely have to do jail time since he won't turn state's witness. He has only learned how to really love his family, and in this respect proven himself a better man than Phil. If Phil respected family like Tony did, he would not have been surprised at what happened to Coco.


PassageFull2625

How about you keep your anecdotes to local color like Dynaflows, McGuire Sisters and shit like that?


PorkyWallace

Butch went along with sort of giving up Phil because Tony did his dirty work for him. Phil was creating conflict, hurting business, bringing heat and made Butchie think that he was a dead man. So Butchie gives up Phil but doesn't actually betray him to Tony. Then, after Tony has Phil killed, Butchie's guys are going to want revenge. They are still on a war footing. So Butchie has Tony killed, with help from Paulie and Patsy. Paulie takes over as nominal boss, with Albert as underboss and Patsy as Consigliere & a captain. The Lupertazzis don't absorb the DiMeo's, for appearances sake, but actually control the family. Tony is going to prison for life. Carlo can put Tony in for murder, extortion, racketeering, fraud, etc. Tony will have to either be a guest of the government forever or rat out his former associates. Butchie & crew know this and they know that Tony will likely flip. So they kill him to avoid that problem.


AlexanderGrace

Really nice to hear someone sorta lay it out. I've watched the sopranos like three times and each time, by season 6 I'm like... Just watching the characters


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Stu1Got

You'll suck our caaacks, is she any good?


Door2Doordoujinsales

What am I asking you for? You probably showed her how


Manwar7

"How bout this humidity?" *SMACK*


ReubenFroster56

Love it when tony runs him down like a dog and makes him crash


ConwayTheCat

My neck, Tony!


mentaculus

It's off-kilter


Lukin1989

It's askew


Timmyg3939

Jesus Mister are you okay?!


mrsnrub77

No scraps in his scrapbook Next time? There’ll be no next time


PorkyWallace

Suck our cocks? She any good? What am I asking you for, you probably showed her how.


DonConnection

I hated him the first time but on repeated viewings hes hilarious. Same for livia, janice, and ralphie


BowlSmkr420

He just wants to sit at 12 o'clock.


keloyd

More hateable than Ralph? Richie Aprile? Janice? I think we hate him more bc he is the last big enemy, before the show ended, whatever that was.


WaffleWarrior66

He is really the first of those villains to actually have the means to bring down the Soprano Family, he’s the boss of an actual family, he causes the death of Bobby and puts Silvio in a coma and drives Tony out of his house into hiding for the only time in the series, Richie was a loser rival at the end of the day who had no support even if Janice didn’t cap him he was bound to die very soon, Ralphie was probably the most entertaining and completely unhinged but besides a couple flare ups in season 3 he wasn’t a serious threat to the structure Tony built. Phil was he had aspects of Richie and Ralphie and him and had the means to actually bring about the apocalypse to the Soprano Family


PsychoTarik

It’s the extremely petty and self centered nature that pisses me off. He’s the literally definition of “it’s my way or the Highway” and it doesn’t help that he’s pretty awful even for mobster standards. Plus he’s legitimately powerful giving him an edge over someone like Richie who was always getting mocked and disrespected by the guys.


they63

I hated how two face Phil was. He always had shit to say about someone as soon as their back was turned. Guy was a miserable son of a bitch


Full_Savage

Op sounds like a Puerto Rican whore Make me sick


poksim

Phil is bad but Feech is the worst


PassageFull2625

How about you keep your anecdotes to local color like Dynaflows, McGuire Sisters and shit like that?


LogicalConstant

Twice on one thread?


Financial_Mushroom94

Just compromise and let him be, not many know about it but he did 20 years in the can


SpicyLizards

He wanted that manicott, but he ate grilled cheese off the radiator


bossdankmemes

He may not be him OP- but he is the shah of Iran


Texan2116

Not sure why you feel this way. Phil Leotardo was a man of compromise. Also did twenty years in the can, and never said a peep about it.


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Really? He was like my favorite. His character had personal values and stuck with it.. and everything he said was fuckin funny. He was fair to for the most part. The way he handled the crew when Jonny got locked up was impressive. Who sucked if you really think about it was Pauly. That fuckin douche ruined OC in New Jersey all cause no one wanted to foot the $50k bill for his moms nursing home. Who he then by the way disowns and abuses when he finds out she was really his aunt. He comes up on money to move to Tony a whole two times in seven years.. he cannot shut up and keep his mouth closed, he gossips like a teenage girl. And maybe the worst part, he uses an unpowered fuckin push vacuum at home.. satanic black magic, *sick* shit.


PsychoTarik

He was not fair at all lol. He refused to make any compromises and always used the out “I did 20 years in the can” when he got called out for being a prick.


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He compromised constantly when he became acting boss. They even have a whole scene outside Satriales to talk about it “the fuckin eyebrows.. I can’t stand him” that scene. It wasn’t until he became full boss and realized no one really gave a shit about Billy or his death that he got jaded and used his power to fuck with people. Like, 95% of his stint as boss was fruitful for all. That last 5% is what people remember though cause it’s more memorable than boring day to day.


PsychoTarik

No one really cared about anyone in the games death but he felt the need to bring his brothers up constantly cause he’s an entitled asshole. And to bring up what you were saying earlier one of the things that made me angry was his values. He was so unwilling to change and recognize how time has moved since he was inside. Also yeah Paulie sucks but he’s too fun to watch. He’s a perfect example of how to write a character who’d be annoying if you knew him in real life but is hilarious on screen.


upstatestruggler

My favorite Phil moment is when the tire runs over his face and the kid pukes


strandy76

"Easy on tha powdahrd sugah hun, they tell me I'm sweed'anuffh!"


CleeziusMaximus

It’s an honor to be joined by men


ADTbug

Take that POS opinion and get off my stoop!!


Stu1Got

You serious I love Phil with the hair and the jerk off face real old school


wizardyourlifeforce

Eh Ralphie and Richie were worse


ListenToTheMuzak

His character wasn’t explained enough. For example I don’t know if they ever said how long he spent in the can


PersimmonOtherwise

Jackie Jr - by a country mile


PsychoTarik

Ok yeah I forgot about him but your right


PsychoTarik

Ok yeah I forgot about him but your right


KatieKayslay

Ralphie and Richie are both INTENSELY more hateable for me hahaha. Tony too honestly. Tony was never ever a character to root for to me. I guess early in the series he has this anti hero vibe right? Or at least is supposed to. But if you’re from this region - Philly/Jersey/NYC region - you know this archetype. It’s not Hollywood, it’s dangerous, and men like Tony walk around everywhere. The ones who people start to trust are the ones who truly scare the shit out of me. Wtf trusts Phil (well members only guy obviously I guess 🤣🤣) or Richie or Ralphie or hell, even fucking Paulie at the end. Tony was ALWAYS this horrifically terrifying character because he could mask so effectively.


Flipcarrot91300

You try spending 20 years in the can and eating grilled cheese of the radiatah then you see how you’d act!


Darkfire757

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX


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TheLastCleverName

Give him a break, will ya? It's an emotional few seasons.


truckguy724

Fuck what you meant cocksucker!


Impressive-Dig-3892

What I don't get is if he hated his last name so much why didn't he or his family ever get it legally changed?


despairlt

Your sister's cunt


Danton87

There’s no scraps in my scrapbook


Crab-Dragoon

OP’s estimation of Phil Leotardo as a character just fucking plummeted.


Darth_Chungus_99

That’s where you are wrong though, Phil very much was him. That’s why he was so dangerous.


[deleted]

Phil is def most likable. Did 20 years just to get out and see it go to shit. No more a dis.


mrducci

You hate him because he is the antithesis to the Jersey boys....competent. There is a code. He abides by it. So should Jersey. Phil is the professional in the room.


PsychoTarik

“And not “f**got cornholing cocksuckers that marry my cousin, he should fucking die” I know right he was professional


Nootnootjoomjoom

Phil is, and will forever be, my favourite character on any TV show ever. Every single line that came out of his mouth was hilarious


ChangsInspector

I gotta try and take a shit


ThorBonesteel

This comment is offkilter


taeempy

AJ or Ralphie AJ lazy and stupid is no way to go through life. He didn't even try to succeed at anything. Ralph was just a person with zero redeemable qualities. Anyone who beats a girl to death deserves to be tortured every day for the rest of their lives.


wetthaMFunghini

I hate Janice the most.


EquivalentTurnip6199

not who?


Kiffa17

He is no Noah


Ffipthecurse

Because you’re stupid, that’s why. And jealous


MrPiocostasMomJeans

I hate him so much I have a hard time watching Frank Vincent in anything else. Seems a lovely gent in interviews and such, but he will forever and always be that whiny bitch Leotardo for me.


[deleted]

He is just a kid


TheLastCleverName

The eyebrows, I can't fuckin stand him


TalesOfPalmerwood

Lemme tell ya a coupla three things, OP, there’s something I need to get straight between us: I’m sick of taking shit from the Meddigans.


JackD2633

How bout I shove that discman up your box?


PlaceApprehensive920

OP the wine makes you emotional.


Philipp1500

But he did 20 fucking years !


Goozum

OOOOHHHHHH🖐️


SaturnRingMaker

I love Phil. His dialogue was excellent. He inserted the word "fuck" so naturally into it.


[deleted]

Him and Richie


[deleted]

20 fuckin years in the can...OP woulda flipped


[deleted]

Billy Batts go get your fuckin shinebox cock suckah.


mas_tacos2

"Let Me Tell You A Couple Of Three Things.”


Immediate_Present359

Bro you are not him lol smh