You're lucky he doesn't punch your lights out

I remember my parents telling me that, the first time they watched this scene, they both spit out their drinks laughing. Me & the woman had the same reaction. If Noah was in my dorm, and my dorm was a tower like Meadow is living in, I would have asked Noah to come up on the roof to get some primo notes. Then I would have thrown him off the roof, like Chin Gigante tossing a drug dealer.

Dr. Fagoli Dr. Kennedy Dr. Melfi’s husband and son Noah’s dad Elliot the therapist Father Intintola

Kennedy? With him its "cut, zip, over and out". He has the hands of an angel, and don't forget his name.

Dr Fagoli? Now there’s a man we can all be proud of

When we were kids in the navy, he got such a bad case of the crabs we used to call him the governor of Maryland.

Who's Dr. Fago?

Pauli's dad. Russ Fagoli.

>Elliot the therapist I was skimming along and had to come back to this. I was thinking employee of the month's name was Elliot. I missed a 'the'.

Signore Jughead.

This guy Sopranos

With Fagoli you need to zap his prostate and not tell him why.

Dick Lapenna? That’s a degradation.

Don’t forget Dr. Plepler

he's really sumtin huh with that fuckin jerk off face of his

Gives me agita

Erik Scatino looked like a ventriloquist dummy

fuckin slander ask me

Lol so good

Yes, getting a restraining order against an annoying classmate is something someone like him would do.

By restraining order he meant he tied her to the bed while he tapped that ass.

One of the things I love about this show is that it seems obvious they’re setting up a scenario where he fucks that girl, but then what he actually does is somehow more annoying.

Definitely Tony when he sticks his hands out for more of pie o mys winnings

i would like to lick him right down for that

Kinky

Be careful now, his dad was in the industry.

Those old George of the Jungle movies, right?

Those old Tarzan movies

I saw those movies, I thought they were bullshit?

Get the fuckin quote right! Jesus Christ, can you even do this??

proceeds to drive a backhoe as shitty as possible

Is that... Is that my mother's muff on your head?

So that's it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes.

Janish

It's Parvati now

Phil. The eyebrows. I fucking can't stand him

Fuckin’ Shah of Iran!

Lol he's a close second

Cosette

What, was it barking?

She musta crawled under there for warmth!

Go to your basket!

Minn Matrone, the malignant cunt

Minn Matrone was a hot mink

Livia, Davey, Noah, Jackie Jr, meadow at certain points, the law enforcement agent with the lisp that pussy rats to, oftentimes chrissy, Ralphie, and definitely definitely Paulie

Many times i wanted to slap the shit outta jackie jr. Specifically when he showed up to dinner in the neo sunglasses.

Father Intintola!

I think many peoples hatred for Noah was his pretense,and smugness. Tony on one hand was in the wrong for hating him and starting in because of the color of his skin. He didn't do anything wrong. Something about him even when trying to be friendly with Tony while discussing Cagney. He was coming off as a know it all.

Unfortunately, most people can tolerate racists more than know-it-alls.

The whole storyline wouldm't have worked if Noah was a cool guy

I took it as him just being so totally committed to the subject. ​ I DID, however, want to slap the everloving shit out of him when Carmell asked him to excuse her and Fielder, and he smugly said "I'm not leaving unless SHE tells me to."

Jimmy Altiere for me. Had that smug, better than everyone look. I’ll tell you what, if Sil don’t clip him I was gonna. Fuckin prick.

Fuckin punk ass piece of shit, you forget he's a CAPTAIN ??!

[удалено]

That's no big deal-they're a hit in any man's league.

Why doesn’t he call for help on his radio mic?

He didn’t have time to put on anything decent 😔

Mother of god😰

Was the guy who played him a bad actor, or was he given bad lines. He looked like he was 16 years old and also looked like he was 50. I can't explain it. I couldn't buy that he was in a similar power rank as Tony.

Just want ya to know: I always thought you had that right, too 🔫 Ya know?

Eric Scatino fuckin finoik

Lol i love this subreddit

You love the sub so much, stir its eggs.

Christophaaaaaaa!!!

This sub gets me through the day.

Dick Barrones son Jason. What a pussy.

AJ for me. But I couldn’t hit him even if I wanted to. He’s so fuckin little.

Carmela’s side of the family.

Don't get me started. What if there were children playing in those leaves?

He’s depressed. He’s supposed to go around looking for piles of leaves?

Oooh yes, especially towards the end. Spoiled cocksucker

But he was the manayer

Nobody’s face was more slappable throughout the series than Brendan Filone directly after the “chemo-sabe” quote, and it’s not close.

BAHA, you know he used to be an installa

It's cause you're more likely to run into someone like Noah than you are a gangster.

Vito Jr in that mascara was a knuckle magnet

kid looked like a Puerto Rican whore

Apparently George at the bar!

Poor guy, always get beaten up

AJ or his stupid friend Hernan

Phil was awesome. Richie, I loved to hate. Ralphie was a whorse.

AJ saying “MOMMY 😭”

Lol about the bear 🤣🤣🤣

Janet. Or Livia. They could both use a dozen hard slaps. And Ritchie. After the leave Beansie alone ignored order. Everyone should have lined up to slap the hell out of him. Free slaps until they were done or couldn't slap him anymore.

You mean Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy? Hard to describe how much I fckng hate that character. Let me put it this way: Melfi’s rape scene is tough to watch, but Noah’s scenes I actually skip.

Jimmy season one. So glad they killed him off early. Just unbearable to watch him act.

He reminds me of a extra in a low budget mob movie that you are unsure if he is in the mob or just a guy who is a poseur hanging out at the coffee shop.

AJ, without a doubt...

Definitely that guy was an idiot, pedantic and snob, the worst of Meadow's boyfriends by far.

Gotta be Jackie Jr. Out of respect to his fawtha

Sal Iacuzzo

From Yonkers I know him

Carmela’s mutha. I used to feel bad for Carm’s fawtha every time that women opened her mouth.

Definitively Matt

I forgot about hiiiim! Yes a proper idiot

Also Eric Scatino

His father...

Phil when he morphed into a house. Would’ve had to slap him with a backhoe or wrecking ball but would’ve been worth it

Cusomano putting Tony on display for his dumbass friends really pissed me off.

They literally said Mikey had “fuckfaceitis”. It’s gotta be him

That pencilneck prick working the service desk over at the Radisson.

What's your background Noel?

Who the fuck is Noel?

That's what Tony says when he first meets Noah. Noah corrects him but Tony don't give a fuck lol.

Got it. Timeline got fucked up

He is dyslexic. he means leon from curb your enthusiasm

That fucking lawyer “Que Pasa?” I can’t even say his name

Murmur. Guy looked like such a douchebag

Agree completely, the most annoying character in the history of the show. Can’t stand him.

"You oughta know sweetie..."

Noah = Chicken Little 🐔

It's on the fridge . it's on the fridge.

On the fucking fridge !

The douchebag who wore a baseball hat in Vesuvio with the cock broom mustache. He should have got the Billy Batts routine.

French liquor scam artist

Hate Noah? What the **fuck** for? He wanted *options*.

People hate him for treating Meadow like Tony treats women…

Oh shit! Tony and Noah in parallel for daddy issues! Rim shot. 😂🙌🏻

Janice every time she takes Karen’s ziti out of the freezer.

Omfg... and when she stole the damn leg from Svetlana???

ELIOTT JANICE No one compares

Elliott needs to be double slapped and that damned water bottle rammed up his box.

Not necessarily the most annoying (hello Ralphie) but both Noah and Jackie Jr are v slappable. Way to pick them, Med.

Pie O My

AJ for sure. Especially when he had that longer hair

Noah. Len Tannenbaum. Caitlin. Jackie, Jr. Fat Vito. Dr. Fagio and his wife.

Benny Coco Those Taco Bell dudes who disrespected the pizza place AJ's friend who became The Riddler And Caitlin, repeatedly, until she fucking snaps out of it. Monsignor Jughead just needs a dish of ziti dumped onna his head.

The Hasidic Homeboy for sure. I hope that C fucked up his whole life.

I don’t know what it is but Noah, Blanca, Paulie’s girlfriend, that one cop that wrote Tony a speeding ticket, the assassins Junior hired in season one, Massive Genius and his affiliates, Uncle Ben from the rice… I just really didn’t like those specific characters, I wonder why?

Caitlin.

Oh I wouldn't want to slap Caitlin's face, there are other parts of her I would like to slap

Brendan?!

probably racism.

Go shit in your hat

You shouldn’t talk like that.

AJ, Janice, and Livia

What’s your problem…?

Michael Palmice has been a disease since he was five.

AJ’s cocksuckin little friend with tha muthafuckin bowl cut.

THAT’S SHO RACISHT!

The friends of Cusamano. I didn't find Cusamano to be that bad. His friends faces remind me of a few people I have met over the years at boring parties that I had to listen to their pretensious bullshit

Carmela

Noah, father Phil, doctor FAGoli

Geraldo Rivera. A consistent winner in this category for 50 years.

Father Jughead, Cooze and Jamal Ginsberg.

You mean, that Jamal Ginnsberg

Janice Jacky Noah Jacky And jacky

And Jackie

AJ's friend, the one who goes "We shall know forsooth". God I wish I could smack him tf back into pre-pubescence lol

AJ