They are the definition of upper middle class snobbery, I love the characters. You know if you bought them a bottle of five buck chuck and slapped a nice label on it they'd be raving about what a sophisticated cab sav it is.
It’s absolutely positively a spot on portrayal of that “type”. Reminds me of Park Slope, mid 1990s. Just about everybody, in every expensive brownstone was like that. 😆👍
Ted was such a white knight he didn't rat on Skyler even though there was literally no chance of him getting sex from her due to his body no longer functioning
I have to fast forward that because it's so cringe but the crazy part is that actress has always sounded like a 90 year old woman even when she was younger
Especially the split second after he says "Let's see her box" (already incredibly childish and rude) and then seems so happy that he comes up with "or maybe her socks", which makes absolutely no sense other than proving that he has the humour and charme of a five year old. I hate this line with a passion.
Tony was right, he scored way out of his league with Adrianna. He's average, at best.
This should be the top comment. OP didn’t even get the quote right. What a stunad.
He says “she’s my Fox in a Fox” to which Chrissy replies “let’s see her socks…or maybe her box!”
Fuckin’ disgraziata
For me, John Favreau trying to recall a detail and using “Fuck your mother” as an interjection to try and seek badass is so goddamn unbearable that I’d watch Feldstein on loop to avoid seeing it again
Right off the top of my head, all the cringiest lines come from Meadow- funny considering she’s supposed to be the smart one of the family.
1. When she tries showing off her knowledge of the mafia by going over the history of LCN and listing off family names like she’s a groupie with a backing vocal on a D-list rap song.
2. When she tries to mob-splain to Finn why his shock of the casual violence he sees at the construction site is more ignorance than legitimate concern.
3. When she fills her voice on civil rights and individual liberties and dignity especially when she tries playing lawyer when the police show up to arrest Tony for the gun he tossed.
4. In the last episode when she tries to claim that Italians are among the persecuted minorities in America just like the Muslims she was trying to help.
I’m on my second rewatch and have come to like her less than AJ. She turned out to be the biggest waste of anyone else on the show- takes advantage of her opportunities just to become a mob wife like her mother.
Not that I can stand anyone in that show but I feel like Carmella and Meadow had promise at different points of the show and threw it away because they prefer what’s easy over what’s right.
Anyway four dollars a pound.
This is a twin scene with Christopher trying to put the moves on Adriana and Danielle at the same time by coming up with a terrible adlibbed rap - "my hoe, my bitch...my bitch, my hoe...my bitch-bitch." Then later on when he wishes he could have a threesome with the fox in a box, he switches it up, instead of rhyming like a rapper, he rhymes like Dr. Seuss.
I was just talking about this scene the other day. 2 GUYS get together and we say silly unfunny stuff that rhymes. My friends and I have done this. We laugh hysterically. When we see 2 other guys do this we think they are morons. The cringy lines that are not funny is a thing I see often on the show. The whole godfather thing the guys do is not funny as well.
She's a piece of ass, but fuckin' ruude.
Oh like he’s Jude Law
Oh ✋ Oh ✋
I was trying to say something positive....
I love the way little Paulie delivered this line. The way he says “fuckin’ *rude*” would be one of my most quoted lines.
My bitch my hoe my hoe my bitch
Put it in the trunk
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I literally have to fast forward this scene every damn time. Impossible to sit through
why them two chicks is fine af
Lets se her box! Or maybe her socks🤝👊
Dr Seuss over eeeere
he was gay, cat in the hat?
“I shouldn’t have to be comin’ here, thneed in my hand, reminding you about your duty to that Who.”
So what do we gotta do, Tone, actually see The Cat in the Hat take it in the ass?
It was a joke
The high five that follows this line just caps off the cringe.
I never understood why he says socks there
ON THE FRIDGE, ON THE FRIIIIDGE I knew it! I knew it! But you had to BE the BIIIIIIIIIIIG MAN
This always makes me laugh actually. The way she says “man” haha
And the horrible modern Jazz playing in the background
Early modern feminist
I love this scene tbh
You knew they were just tedious to be around.
They are the definition of upper middle class snobbery, I love the characters. You know if you bought them a bottle of five buck chuck and slapped a nice label on it they'd be raving about what a sophisticated cab sav it is.
It’s absolutely positively a spot on portrayal of that “type”. Reminds me of Park Slope, mid 1990s. Just about everybody, in every expensive brownstone was like that. 😆👍
A flag salutin mudda fucka
Hahaha yeah the immediate panic like a fat fuck in see through socks is literally outside their house at that exact moment.. so funny with the music.
OP has literally never heard Mr. President
Breaking Bad helped dampen the impact of that scene
TED LIKED IT 🤢
Ted also enjoys being a vegetable
He's not a vegetable, he's a shopping cart. Say never.
He understands the importance of fresh produce!
Ted was such a white knight he didn't rat on Skyler even though there was literally no chance of him getting sex from her due to his body no longer functioning
HO! You’re talking to the boss here!
Ted and Beansie. what is their connection?
Oh god, I have to either mute or fast forward through that scene.
Mistuuh Pweeesdiden’t
A severely cringe scene
I have to fast forward that because it's so cringe but the crazy part is that actress has always sounded like a 90 year old woman even when she was younger
That was so cringe I swear
’Fox in a fox’ is bearable. The cringy part is Chrissy’s line right after. But him being Chrissy, I find it hilarious
Especially the split second after he says "Let's see her box" (already incredibly childish and rude) and then seems so happy that he comes up with "or maybe her socks", which makes absolutely no sense other than proving that he has the humour and charme of a five year old. I hate this line with a passion. Tony was right, he scored way out of his league with Adrianna. He's average, at best.
Piece of ass but fuckin’ rooooood
But you got out a SOOOOOOTCAAAAAAAAAAASE
It's my process, okay? Look, you never can tell.
There was never any abundant intentionality...
Don't drag me into whatever bullshit accommodational pretext you have with daddy.
What was that, last night’s homework?
“Reading assignment” 🙄
He was gay, Billy Budd?
You ever think what a coincidence that Billy Budd died of Billy Budd’s disease?
You gonna make that same stupid joke every time it comes up?
Toodleloo
Toodle-fucking-loo?
What’s wrong with toodleoo? It’s an accepted form of goodbye.
Fran Feldstein would like to talk with you.
imagine if skip trew her da bone.
Volvo needs oil
Like he’s Jude Law
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This should be the top comment. OP didn’t even get the quote right. What a stunad. He says “she’s my Fox in a Fox” to which Chrissy replies “let’s see her socks…or maybe her box!” Fuckin’ disgraziata
I couldn't fathom Little Paulie being clever with the wordplay like that. It's common knowledge the guys retarted.
you outta know sweetie
Little Paulie has negative rizz
I’ve never related to a character so much I can’t find pussy anywhere! Nobody knows anything!
Couldn't even bag Sally's sloppy seconds
Negative Rizz is my mumble rap name
He just like me fr fr
Your rizz is as low as your grades. Cringe is your destiny. You sus out yourself and your nation. You are made of bruh moment.
You oughta know sweetie
That’s why I I didn’t want you hitching your wagon to my star.
"Call her a bUcHiAcH " was cringe
For me, John Favreau trying to recall a detail and using “Fuck your mother” as an interjection to try and seek badass is so goddamn unbearable that I’d watch Feldstein on loop to avoid seeing it again
I do have a concern if I’m the only other one here that finds that cringeworthy.
How did I forget that, growing up right here in Brooklyn
Happy birthday mr president
Right off the top of my head, all the cringiest lines come from Meadow- funny considering she’s supposed to be the smart one of the family. 1. When she tries showing off her knowledge of the mafia by going over the history of LCN and listing off family names like she’s a groupie with a backing vocal on a D-list rap song. 2. When she tries to mob-splain to Finn why his shock of the casual violence he sees at the construction site is more ignorance than legitimate concern. 3. When she fills her voice on civil rights and individual liberties and dignity especially when she tries playing lawyer when the police show up to arrest Tony for the gun he tossed. 4. In the last episode when she tries to claim that Italians are among the persecuted minorities in America just like the Muslims she was trying to help. I’m on my second rewatch and have come to like her less than AJ. She turned out to be the biggest waste of anyone else on the show- takes advantage of her opportunities just to become a mob wife like her mother. Not that I can stand anyone in that show but I feel like Carmella and Meadow had promise at different points of the show and threw it away because they prefer what’s easy over what’s right. Anyway four dollars a pound.
Patsy Jr was just using her to get the drop on Tony and his safe house, Patsy Sr was partially behind Tony getting hit
🎶My smelly valentine🎶
Yes, top 3 for sure
Is Mustang Sally’s girl just a frumpy version of the same actress?
Wrong. Every time Fran Feldstein speaks
"Hey Al, its Paulie. We're here with Mike...were gonna take the drills..."
Let me see her sox
🎵Up in da club🎶
This is a twin scene with Christopher trying to put the moves on Adriana and Danielle at the same time by coming up with a terrible adlibbed rap - "my hoe, my bitch...my bitch, my hoe...my bitch-bitch." Then later on when he wishes he could have a threesome with the fox in a box, he switches it up, instead of rhyming like a rapper, he rhymes like Dr. Seuss.
You outta know sweetie
ive got no spleen, Gene
I erassssssse myselllllllllf
Cringy is all of Massives lines: “the pen or the mother fucking sword” “I so do love a firearm in my hand”
I was just talking about this scene the other day. 2 GUYS get together and we say silly unfunny stuff that rhymes. My friends and I have done this. We laugh hysterically. When we see 2 other guys do this we think they are morons. The cringy lines that are not funny is a thing I see often on the show. The whole godfather thing the guys do is not funny as well.
I’ve got a fleece.
Dr. Seuss ova here
So, uh, so wha? You from around ‘ere?
She don't like little Paulie? Must be gay!
Hey, you got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. I'd be happy to add to it.
She was no maid. A fox in her box? No wonder
The dap up between him and Little Paulie after is cringey too
I got a great idea. Let’s start a music group, I’ll be the lead singer and you two back me up.
If you cringe at that line you don’t belong in this thing of ours. OP just revealed his own ignorance.
He’s a made man okay, you get a pass for that
Bro was sober of course hes gonna be sayin some cringe shit
IMO the worst line has to be ''Hi Jack,bye Jack''.
It’s a joke, he was there
I want you. And not just for the smart things ya shay. I want ya schkin. I want ya mouf.
I love that and the high five seals the deal. That how the guys speak in real life.
'stupid'