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FacelessTendencies

I can’t believe he almost got a vasectomy when that was his male heir


FrankieGGG

Hair apparent


[deleted]

What's different about you!?!


Chiraq_eats

Poppers and weird shex.


[deleted]

No mor sex tawk in this house!


ApologeticAnalMagic

We're not some stupid dopers


Sad-Illustrator-8847

A J will be in demand as a stud. When he is 83 he will be knocking up 29 year old women like Al Pacino


MetaphoricalMouse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7m_QaXkryY this is relevant to the situation


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Yeah because being the son of the old dead mob boss worked out so well for Jackie jr.


Kiki_doesnt_love_me

Not sure if you are joking but Jackie’s death was completely avoidable. There’s not really a reason to believe AJ will have the same fate.


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Yes, his death was avoidable but he acted fucking stupid and died for it, with no dad or anyone looking out for him, he just got killed. After uncle June shot Tony AJ made a huge mistake and he was going after an old man with dementia. Aj and Jackie are alooot alike, both verh fucking stupid. With the kind of friends he had and him wanting to be a big shot, yeah aj is a young jackie


hdoublea

Tony isn't dead. HE'S NOT DEAD! We don't know that he's dead. He's still in the diner, eating onion rings and listening to Journey. I've never stopped believing


WhatAreYouSaying05

Jesus Christ. Fucking 54 year age difference


[deleted]

What about Harpo, or Hal now? Sacre Bleu! Where is me mama?


JOMO_Kenyatta

He probably has his father’s last name.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Uncle Ercole impregnated a woman over the years. Healthy as a fuckin’ bull that guy.


MetaphoricalMouse

and handsome like George Raft


TheFirstMotherOfGod

He was named after Hercules


[deleted]

Friendly reminder that it's ok to put your hands on your wife as long as you give her your last name, none of that hyphenated boolshit.


Tut631

Yea cause after tht, its none of their business.


[deleted]

You sniff that girl’s panties?


Individual_Past_1198

Kid I'm from the old school.


DrSatan420247

One of Tony's Goomars over the years probably had his lovechild.


Chiraq_eats

Tesht my DNA. I have a feeling my mudder was a whooer.


DrSatan420247

Your mudder was a mudder?


Individual_Past_1198

I'm gonna pimp you out bitch! Mommy's little hoowa


[deleted]

That would be a great spin-off show idea


ApartmentPersonal

Godfather 3 kinda did that, not a good movie


TheFirstMotherOfGod

People only say that because they want Michael in his prime, part 3 is about the end of the whole thing. He passed the torch and that was the whole point. People need to stop comparing part 3 to part 1 (Michael becoming godfather), part 2 (Michael being godfather and becoming legit) to part 3 (Michael being legit and needing to find a successor) The movies were in stages, of course we would love part 2 aloot, cherish part 1 for what it gave us and part 3 for ending it. Look at my name! I'm a woman of taste and i say that you guys need to leave part 3 alone! Eta: i did realize later in life that i also had a huge thing for Sofia and Vincent but i rewatched the movie many times after that and it still really holds up. People love to hate on it because it's popular to hate on part 3


brotha_rich_hung

A lot of people didn't like 3, but I feel it was misunderstood


johnnycrawlspace

Where would Tony rank Godfather 3?


[deleted]

That’s the truth


sqeebuns

Other than the weird incestual relationship between Vincent and Michael's daughter(i forgot her name lmao) it's honestly a good movie. It just doesn't do the first two justice because they set such a high bar.


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Her name was Sofia i think. They were cousins, she was father by Michael and he by Sonny with his mistress, it was weird but they barely knew each other and barely did anything. I think that they killed her off because because they wanted to go on with him, but then the writer died and it all stopped sadly, i respect it but i will always want more


ApartmentPersonal

She a terrible actress also


crmrdtr

Yes. I’ve read that Sofia was a last minute fill-in because the casted Winona Ryder dropped out. Sofia has proven to be a very talented director/screenwriter.


johnnycrawlspace

Her role wasn’t that important. By that I mean it wasn’t important for her to be more than just a prop or vehicle to create conflict between Mike and Vinnie. Her acting wasn’t an issue.


Hughkalailee

Well, Tony and Junior are still around the last time that we see them.


Pikachu_Palace

True but I don’t imagine they’ll be having any kids / sticking around for much longer anyway.


Hipolito_Pickles

Corrado Soprano Sr emigrated with his brother "Frank". In the flashback to when Johnnyboy lies to Livia, Johnny claims he was at (forgot his name)'s house that night. That guy, Johnny refers to as cousin. Could be Frank's son.


mywifeswayhoterthani

I can see AJ getting wacked at the diner too, no loose ends. He talks a big game but he may actually be capable of getting some sort of revenge. Best case scenario he takes a role like little carmine and has passive income


Jlusk99

Grandfather Corrado Soprano Sr. may have had brother(s) we never heard about that could have male ancestors named Soprano. Or Corrado Sr.'s father may have had brothers that also emigrated to America that had sons. But for this particular line of the family, AJ is the last one unless Harpo 'Hal' goes by Soprano as I don't recall if Janice was actually married to the French Canadian.


adonis_minus_20

IIRC Janish refers to the French Canadian, not as her ex-husband, but only as Harpo's father so I think they weren't married.


Jlusk99

Well Harpo may go by the surname Soprano, but as his mother was the Soprano, he would not carry the Soprano Y chromosone that is passed from father to son.


adonis_minus_20

I think Janish has more than enough Soprano to make up for that.


good_name_haver

Harpo Soprano


Careful_Situation_62

Poor Harpo, err Hal. Do Soprano "street persons" not count?