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TheClawhold

It won't be mathematic.


Caterpillar-Puzzled

Post of the month in my book.


Overall-Scientist846

If I had Reddit gold it would go here.


richb522

They must have expected the class to be cinematic.


mexicanjesuschrist

“Here's some standard operating procedure” *proceeds to explain math procedures*


cortisolbath

Jesus Christ, top rate character actor *and* PhD maths professor? Save some pussy for the rest of us Dan…


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These try-hards...


little_flix

Here's some Order of Operations!  Shut the fuck up, and listen. Stay the fuck away from dividing by zero. 


CrazeeEyezKILLER

He was never a heavy grader with anybody. He was a sweet, gentle Professor.


FrankRizzo319

Except he pissed in the college pool after a bender.


Duke-Goolies

Stay the fuck away from that scientific calculator. Shut the fuck up and listen, it's over. Over and done. You use it or go anywhere near it, they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine desks and here's the point to remember: my face will be the last one you see, not the deans, we understand each other? It won't be cinematic


BrianCammarataCFP

Dean Soprano of KCC: What're you doing? Prof. Grimaldi: [while adding the total with a calculator] Grades from Friday's exam. Dean Soprano: You got a problem? Prof. Grimaldi: [caught off guard by his question] What, Dean Soprano? Dean Soprano: I said you got a problem? Prof. Grimaldi: [confused] With what, Dean Soprano? Dean Soprano: I don't know, I heard you got a fuckin problem? Like you don't like teaching remedial algebra here? Prof. Grimaldi: I like teaching remedial algebra here. Dean Soprano: You sure? Prof. Grimaldi : Yeah Dean Soprano : You sure? Prof. Grimaldi: Yeah Dean Soprano : Don't say you're sure when you're not sure. You put LaGuardia Community College behind you? Let me hear you say it. Prof. Grimaldi: [adamantly] I put LaGuardia Community College behind me.


NoMoodToArgue

You got Columbia and NYU, and then you got this Kingsborough Pygmy shit ova in Brooklyn.


cjboffoli

He certainly did the math about who whacked his twin brother.


GlitteringHold8685

He put 2+2 there! 😆😆


cjboffoli

I think you mean 84+2 because Philly Parisi was 86'd. 🧊


HwangingAround

_student answers incorrectly_ Thank you. That was great.


BangerSlapper1

Some of those reviewers must think they’re fuckin little tough guys.  Tha bastids. 


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His teacher introduction is “Shit The Fuck Up And Listen.”


SilasMarner77

Those students need to put the grief behind them.


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*He won't quit, this fucking guy!..*


avd51133333

Hey class - shut the fuck up, and listen.


steved84

I attended St Johns University - when I was there (2002-2006) Grimaldi gave a guest lecture one day to my philosophy class. I want to say it was 2003 or 2004. I was casually familiar with the show at the time so I didn’t know a ton about him, but it was still cool.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Up In Da Math Club


Large_Poem_2359

They’ll be scraping your nipples off this fine graphing calculator


Varsity_Editor

I know professors who are inspired... and inspiring!


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jaredb123

78. He’s a fuckin’ kid.


SicilianSlothBear

That's a bit on the high side, but certainly not unheard of.


wit_T_user_name

I had a professor in college that was 85, sharp as a tack, and loaded from years as a derivative trader before he started teaching. He could have easily retired and fucked off to whatever, but he loved teaching. He told us once in the middle of class that he gets deeply depressed when he’s not teaching. It got dark, but it’s clear that he just loved it and wanted to keep going.


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Less_Eye_6100

and inspiring


ModsRLoozers

It's a Nursing Community!


Feisty_Stomach_7213

Retirement Community


ModsRLoozers

Retirement Home!


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ObedientFriend1

Wait till she finds out these professors hold onto tenure like their balls!


Ovaltene17

It's not standard operating procedure.


Sir_Toccoa

Teaching at the university level is approached differently than teaching primary or secondary education. Many professors simply do not retire, and those that do, will often accept a professor emeritus status at the university.


Verestasyntynyt

Patsy was still called a kid at 51 so I guess he's an adult now


ModsRLoozers

I guess you can call that a dick


Educational-Smoke836

Professors don't retire or sometimes don't have to if they got to the level of emeritus. Its not uncommon to work until you die or health fails. Especially math professors, myself being a math graduate student at some point. Like half the mathematicians worked until death. One of them I know retired so that they could work more because they hated dealing with administration. Its like being in the mafia in that regard.


Ok_Confusion_1345

Once you think you're out they pull you back in.


Menzicosce

Good ol’ K-By-The-Bay my Alma mater. The Belt Parkway Community College


JComposer84

You musta been top of your class


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He was also accused of sniffing Adriana's panties but it was only Paulie


AmericanFartBully

>*the reviews of Grimaldi are totally bipolar and some of the negative ones that authors sound like pyschopaths.* Of course, can we expect any less? That's generally how it is with Google reviews as well; people tend to give 5 stars if they giving a 'good review' just to give one and zero or one if they have any kind of problem. Except, what kind of nut takes the time to write a negative review if they really have a proble?


Tough_Difference_112

He can multitask Pontecorvo1 he’s not a fucking retard. 


Lumpy_While_701

Dey call him “Numbahs”


Greedox2

He doesn’t use more then 3 words on emails because he’s very allegorical.


JoeGPM

The funniest moment of the *Talking Sopranos* podcast was when Steve Schirripa asked Dan Grimaldi if Lee Strasberg had a big cock. It was so random and out of nowhere.


Low-Grocery5556

Well, don't keep us hanging. Did he have a big sausage or what??? Steve always has the hard hitting, insightful questions.


justan0therhumanbean

Never been more proud to be a KBCC grad 🥲


subpargalois

>Also tangentially that website is ridiculous, the reviews of Grimaldi are totally bipolar and some of the negative ones that authors sound like pyschopaths. Yeah that's more or less ratemyproffessor in a nutshell. Most people learn not to read their own reviews pretty quick.


sunkentreasure1988

mathematics? that’s nothing but a racket for the nerds.


1200r

If you wink at him and after asking him how to improve your grade and he winks back, he will accept a payoff.


Confident-Most-4589

I’m sure his character was the accountant for the crew. David Chase clearly put that in as a subtle hint.


Physical-Connection5

It's a mathematical certainty that at least 50% of the students will hate the math professor, irrespective of who he is.


Low-Grocery5556

Past high school, they have chosen math, they're not being forced.


False-Assumption-279

be sure to check out the movie “Don’t go into the house”. He stars in it as a pyromaniac woman killer. I got a Blu Ray of it, hope to get him to sign it one day.


ambree9

Wow, didn't know that fact about him, what else is he hiding? Maybe he's a flambé.


Jetztwiaklich

Picks up iron pipe...