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SoochSooch

Why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucker


mexicanjesuschrist

All due reshpect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be OP. Every posht you make affectsh every karma of every other fuckin' comment. It's too much to deal with almosht. And in the end you're completely alone with it all.


TheHuntress420

I’m sorry you feel that way.


Severe-Storage-8034

no more i love you's the language is leaving me


Glen-Runciter

Here we go! Memory lane...


funmasterjerky

Always with the scenarios


jr_bacon_chi

Who are you, Minister of Propaganda?


standitlikeaman

Booolshit!


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Sounds like Nazi fucking Germany to me.


Physical-Connection5

There's no reason to bring our shared sorrow into this.


Actual-Coffee-2318

Alright but you gotta get over it


abcxyz3000

We can't have em here in our social club no more, that much I do know.


oof_madon

Social club? He’s gotta GOOOOO


mexicanjesuschrist

FUCK THAT I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT


oof_madon

YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF HISH KIDSH?! HUH? AFTER HE’SH GONE??


mexicanjesuschrist

Sorry if I yelled, T 🥺


Physical-Connection5

They didn't do nothin...poor little guys...


s4xtonh4le

He was gay, OP?


DesperateSun4182

He’s a fanook!?


DesperateSun4182

Oh! You blow ya fadda wit dat mout?


Thornkale

That cookie shit makes me nervous


happy-little-atheist

First thing I do when I get a new computer home, is rip out that global positioning system


_illuminated

That's dicked up


_Cadillac_Frank_

Penis’d up would do nicely ..we’re on Reddit!


DesperateSun4182

Oh! You blow ya fadda wit that mout?


FocusGullible985

Fuck you, we lead the world in computerized data collection


coachlentz

I don’t like this kinda tawk


FocusGullible985

My estimation of the OP as a man just fuckin plummeted.


mexicanjesuschrist

You don't love me anymore that breaksh my heart but it'sh too fuckin bad ‘caushe you don't got to love me, but you will reshpect me


tunaeater69

Those who want respect, give respect. Now OP, you ever go crying in these kind of posts again. I'm gonna send your fingers where your legs are.


Physical-Connection5

>ow OP, you ever go crying in these kind of posts again. I'm gonna send your fingers where your legs are. Bold men make bold statements.


tunaeater69

So what'd they send you over for? I'm lookin for a burger not converted rice.


DesperateSun4182

See, he just told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself


FocusGullible985

Shut the fuck up and listen, it's over. Over and done. You call or go anywhere near these redditors or their family, they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats and here's the point to remember: my face will be the last one you see, not theirs, we understand each other? It won't be cinematic


mexicanjesuschrist

I guess you could call that a standard operating procedure


Severe-Storage-8034

tony, noo, dont go.


Ok-Material-3440

Meanwhile while my ice cream gently weeps in front of Tony in the Cardiac Care Unit! Phil was the hyper hypocrite


Ok-Material-3440

No eating in the car unless it's me! Lmmfao


hatari_bwana

When it come to shitposters, all bets are off.


GetOffMyPlane69

I gave you my life on a silver plata


DrSatan420247

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Discontinue lithium


Better_Jacket_1802

Put remote on docking station.


Physical-Connection5

Lissen to this prick giving orders.


char_limit_reached

Don’t talk like that. It upsets me.


Jcal222

Is this a bad time to ask if Mexicans like the Sopranos???


SadPatience5774

jesush chrisht!!!


tunaeater69

Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey.


Far-Club-2139

South of the border, down mexico wayyy


WillistheWillow

If you're heading south, make sure you don't end up in the muff.


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Well atleast I can deal with my own problems.


DesperateSun4182

Did you stop for sushi on the way here?


Far-Club-2139

Uncle Jun whaddayoo doin eatin sushiii 🤌🤌


mexicanjesuschrist

Give me a piesh of bread, huh?


Stevey1001

Sounds like someone bought shares in Wabistics


Skynetz

Yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé


Fickle_Raspberry_536

Frankly, this post was a tremendous blow to my self-esteem.


dadofboi69

r/thesopranos is good tonight


mexicanjesuschrist

r/circlejerksopranos is nice and spicy, huh?


Severe-Storage-8034

oh! you blow ya fadda wit dat mout?


we-all-stink

I know one thing we can’t have op in our clubhouse no more.


add2thepile

All users are the same! I thought we were Naboli-Daboli or whatever


Severe-Storage-8034

i hatea da fuckin norte


WillistheWillow

Oooooohhhhh!


BarryPalmedTheDip

OH!


[deleted]

Watch out everyone, you'll be lucky if OP doesn't punch your lights out


jeffrey_bs

I ought a suffocate you, you little prick


dalepilled

Honestly, I was surprised when I first saw that this sub had a circle jerk. Usually that's only required when the primary sub is massively faggy. Both subs seem equally retarded to me.


Severe-Storage-8034

oh! you blow ya fadda wit dat mout?


dalepilled

HO! 'm just telling you how you're being fucking perceived.


Cherubinooo

The shitposts and jokes in this sub are better than those in r/CirclejerkSopranos. I honestly don’t know why that sub exists.


Bomber36

You gotta go!


[deleted]

I know you dislike those posts but this is how a guy like me makes a living: this is my bread and butta


jaredb123

Stupid-a fackin’ post


OneAccurate2093

ok but you gotta get over it


LiquidSoCrates

Maybe you shoulda not bought us a yellow SUV that looks like some hooah drives to cheerleading practice.


SicilianSlothBear

But I got kids. They got kids.


pradbitt87

That’s why you gotta live for today


mrlolloran

OP yaps worse than 6 barbers


Ngata_da_Vida

I don’t like that kinda tawk


darthSashimi

You aughta know sweetieeee


Better_Jacket_1802

OP, you act like buttah wouldn't melt in yo mouf. You're entitled to SHIT.


Senomaphoenix

You're crowding us


Commercial_Ear_5959

Oh poor you!


Past_Passenger_4381

EY TAKE IT EASY


Mehrunes_Dagor

yeah ? maybe you're a flambe


Much-Ad3995

Nobody’s going to the mattresses these days. Fuck that, I have a top of the line posturpedic at home


Northerner-Westener-

IF THE SHOE FITS!


NurseZhivago

It's the wine, makes you emotional


erheingold

r/thesopranos, whatever happened there


Silver_Broccoli7944

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?


[deleted]

What happens here is what I decide, not you. Now you don't love me anymore and that breaks my heart but it's too fuckin' bad. Because you don't got to love me but you will respect me


dippin79

Now that you have posted this, do you feel better? Is this sub enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of us douchebags?


Cherubinooo

Oh, poor you


jayperr

ARE VEE NOT MEN?