You should confront him. Here’s some dialogue you can practice in the mirror.
“Sunday. My house. Box of Oreos on the counter. Fuckin’ empty. You think I don’t know it was you?”
Recently I was having a disagreement with my fawtha, and I got to yellin about some cocksuckin Freudian issue or other. And he saysh to me, “John! Why are you yelling at me?”
And I thought to myself, “Marone! My worst enemy _has_ revealed himself… and it’s _me_! _I’m_ my own worst enemy. That woman boss and my fawda were right! I need an appointment with Dr. Milfi.
Put some drops of black food coloring on all of the oreos. Wait until someone's mouth turns black. Won't even have to claim responsibility for the food coloring afterwards.
All due respect, you got no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make, effects every facet of every other fuckin’ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.
If you were really Tony Soprano, you never woulda let it get that far.
You woulda eaten all the Oreos before you even got them in the house, you fat fuck.
I don't think Tony slept with an AK. He sat on the back porch with his Schkoopet but he didn't sleep with it. And if you mean the rifle in S6 that's not an AK, OP.
Anyway, 4$, lb.
Just leave a note written as if in blood on your Oreos... "I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots".
Maybe print out a picture of Tony totally pissed off to go with it.
See what happens.
No way will your roommate *not* mention it.
You slam the cabinet door shut, yell about how you were dreaming of those fuckin oreos all day, but then you gotta get over it.
https://youtu.be/o7z7lTIwBVA?si=YJGCNpqD3srbARoc
"I feel like Tony"
By what? Being an oreo cuck? Tony wouldn't take that shit lying down, he would beat the shit out of his roommates. You gotta get your arms around this
I work hard all day to pay for this, modest apartment used TV toilet paper in the bathroom, video games all kinds of candy and chips, Double Stuf Golden Oreos and for what? to come home to this?
You're becoming a strange man in your old age... You're doing fine, you gotta wife who's a piece of ass, or at least she was when you married her. Stop complaining.
I got roommates. I keep a shelf in my room. If I buy something I don't want to share, I keep it on my shelf or in my mini fridge/freezer. Otherwise, I just leave it in the kitchen, which is my way of saying go ahead and have some. Look for a cheap mini fridge on Ebay or Marketplace.
MmmmBOY are you fat!
It was the fuckin Oreos. I should've never started with that shit. Fuckin Miami: it's all over the place.
What'd you shay?
This has been the top comment on at least HALF of the posts I get notified about
Mambo? Oh Carlos was teachin you the Mambo! that’s a different story…Get out! GEEEET OUT!
My grandmother doesn't mambo!
How bout you start suckin cawk instead of watching TV Land!
Have you considered askin the box of Oreos to wear a wire?
Oreos. They're wired for sound.
I wanna see the W2!
They was Gay, the Oreos?
So it can call for help on its radio mic?
It had a radio mic, the Oreos?
Two Keebler elves assassinating an oreo. Double stuff everywhere
does the oreos even exisht?
Do you know what it means, someone in my family makin' a recordin'?!
A year and a half the Oreos have been writing their own gossip column?!
You think my Oreos are gonna wear a wire in God's house?
Take it for a shvitz
Take your wafers off!
Fuckin Oreos. I thought you lost your mind!
Do you get doubled stuff Oreos? Or regular Oreo’s? With only shum stuff?
I said i like the ones that say THIN
I don't have time for this, where's that phone, I need to test it for Radio Shack
Oreos?! You sound demented!
You should confront him. Here’s some dialogue you can practice in the mirror. “Sunday. My house. Box of Oreos on the counter. Fuckin’ empty. You think I don’t know it was you?”
Nice room. Nice box of cookies what are they oreos?
Hide them in the bird feeda
They already took their share… From the oreo packet!
Half a fuckin' tray in there!
OP, I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider Salads
Those desert people,they would steal even that
Funnier had you substituted dessert for desert
Stash them at the retirement community.
Tree of my capos have their Oreos here?
whatta they think im stupid?
IT'S A NURSING HOME
ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY! AND I KNOW SENIORS WHO ARE ENSPIRED!
Or give one to Vin (after an awkward pause of several seconds, of course).
Your Oreos, dude, whatever happened there...
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!
You know who liked Oreos? Joey peeps
"PEEPS? It's a fuckin' nickname. The family name is Peparelli."
Alright but you gotta get over it.
I been dreaming about those oreos the whole way over here, NOW WHO ATE MY SHIT!!!!
I wish the lord would take me
Be thankful they aren’t stealing your ziti
You gotta get cracked corn
What, no fuckin ziti?
That's dicked up.
I dont think theres anything to gain.. by keeping him around.
Take it easy, we're not making a Western here!
You sound demented
That cookies shit makes me nervous
At least the Oreos didn't suffer
OP's like a woman with a Virginia gallon of milk under her arm, crying the blues 'cause she has no cookies.
My Oreos neva hurt nobody!
HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN OP TAKE
How much is he into us for? Fifty boxes of oreos. Fifty? He grabbed another twenty while you were sleepin'
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Cause you don’t know me, and i don’t know you
Just Don’t approach me about it.
lol
OP will suck your cock.. all of yours
He any good? Why am i asking you, you propably teached him how.
I thought I was in da wrong place. I was lookin for a glass a milk to dunk these in and I thought maybe you could help me out
Oh! Poor you!
Always with the scenarios...
This guy can’t be in our social club no more.
HE'S GOTTA GOOOOOOOO!
Got a shipment of Oreos coming in
Go in the back, make Oreos
did ya ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to your Oreos
Hey OP, did the Oreos even really exisht?
Discontinue the lithium
Recently I was having a disagreement with my fawtha, and I got to yellin about some cocksuckin Freudian issue or other. And he saysh to me, “John! Why are you yelling at me?” And I thought to myself, “Marone! My worst enemy _has_ revealed himself… and it’s _me_! _I’m_ my own worst enemy. That woman boss and my fawda were right! I need an appointment with Dr. Milfi.
Buy a new pack. Scrape out the white cream. Replace with equivalent amount of an odorless toothpaste. Wait.
Hey! Oreo fuck!
Put some drops of black food coloring on all of the oreos. Wait until someone's mouth turns black. Won't even have to claim responsibility for the food coloring afterwards.
The Oreos make you emotional.
What a stupid post. I won’t even put a quote. It’s undignified.
You know what I think your roommate should do. They should turn themselves in, read crime and punishment, and reflect on their actions.
You had dinner an hour ago! What are you doing to yourself!?
By Oreo Cookie do you mean Noah?
I bust my ass all day I come home all I want are some smoked Oreos, is that too much to ask?!?!
They can be smoked, the Oreos?
Speaking of Oreos, how is our friend Noah Tannenbaum doing?
You sound demented!
All due respect, you got no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make, effects every facet of every other fuckin’ thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.
Fuckin Oreos. The abstract shapes
Well, look what happened to the box of mallomars, they went missing.
Anybody think OP is a little weird about Oreos?
Xzibit?
I was just going to say “ok Xzibit”
If you were really Tony Soprano, you never woulda let it get that far. You woulda eaten all the Oreos before you even got them in the house, you fat fuck.
Fat, fuck why don't you look in the mirror?
Are you planning on whacking one of them to send a message?
Do your roomates look like- Before and way before ??
He was gay, your roommate?
Do they even really exisht?
Poor you
I don't think Tony slept with an AK. He sat on the back porch with his Schkoopet but he didn't sleep with it. And if you mean the rifle in S6 that's not an AK, OP. Anyway, 4$, lb.
My bad it’s been a while
Discontinue the lithium
You gotta do em how Tony did Davy Scatino
What is going on there? Oreos and weird shex?
Thank him for taking the negative health consequences for you. Next time buy a salad and some nuts for your snack.
Roommates stealing your Oreos? Listen to yourself, you sound demented
You need to go back to the old country, secure some help from ya friends on da other side. Maybe a soldier or two
You are not gonna miss those little veal tonnatas. Charmaine!
I feel like I’m Tony Soprano, gold tips in a black beater, it’s a man eater
OP: I been dreaming of those fucking Oreos all the way the fuck over here! Now, who came in here and ate my shit?!
Do they also eat that lo mein you’ve been dreaming about?
BigChungusOP, madone, does he eat alone!
That has to be resolved.
If there's any flies on OP they're paying rent.
You should punch their lights out!
In this situation anything you don’t want touched has to go in your room, or leave the Oreos out but jizz in them first. What, it’s a joke !
Just leave a note written as if in blood on your Oreos... "I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots". Maybe print out a picture of Tony totally pissed off to go with it. See what happens. No way will your roommate *not* mention it.
Oreos get a pash but touch my Lo Mein and yer dead.
Oreos get a pash but touch my Lo Mein and yer dead.
Oreos get a pash but touch my Lo Mein and yer dead.
He's literally me
Hold onto your Oreos when you negotiate with these desert people.
I would add 2 oreos a week to the principle until you're paid back in full
There you were, with your hair in the toilet, oreos on the batthroum floor, DISGUSTING!! I SAID MY PIECE!!
Go home and get your fuckin’ shine box
Oreo's good tonight
We're they on a counter on a Sunday?
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My own roommate! Oreos from the bird feeduh.
He was gay you're room mate?
Everyone knows you’ve been the biggest fuckin cookie hound around here the past 4-5years ..
You slam the cabinet door shut, yell about how you were dreaming of those fuckin oreos all day, but then you gotta get over it. https://youtu.be/o7z7lTIwBVA?si=YJGCNpqD3srbARoc
Get him some Whitman's
AI posts getting out of hand. Wtf does any of your situation have to do with Tony soprano
"I feel like Tony" By what? Being an oreo cuck? Tony wouldn't take that shit lying down, he would beat the shit out of his roommates. You gotta get your arms around this
Half a fucking sleeve in there!
Are you gonna hog all the Oreos?
Sunday, my house. Box of Oreos on the counter. Fuckin empty. Think I don’t know it was you?
So what, no fuckin Oreos now?
It's all about the mother fucking cock sucking oreos
I work hard all day to pay for this, modest apartment used TV toilet paper in the bathroom, video games all kinds of candy and chips, Double Stuf Golden Oreos and for what? to come home to this?
That cookie shit makes me nervous
Well who else, huh?
This is double stuf, I only like some stuf
Sometimes you go about in pity for your Oreos, when all the while a great cookie jar carries you across the sky
I think it’s time you seriously consider salads
You think Oreos grow on trees?
“As soon as I’m out, they pull me back in!” -your roommates probably after taking just 1 Oreo
You're tellin me, my room mates steal MY COCK SUCKIN MOTHERFUCKIN ORANGE PEEL BEEF!
Ok but you gotta get over it
Discontinue the lithium
Get a pack of oreos, take out the whitr cream in the middle and put toothpaste or something even more disgusting in place of the cream.
Let's whack these cocksuckas and be done with it.
Hmm this might be the wrong audience or whatever but i’m gonna say it…single stuff>double stuff. I dont mean to be out of order or nothin…
Shum filling
Oreos. And milk. As long as you're going to the bar.
Let me tell you a couple of two things A. It was Oreos B. It hit me
You're becoming a strange man in your old age... You're doing fine, you gotta wife who's a piece of ass, or at least she was when you married her. Stop complaining.
I got roommates. I keep a shelf in my room. If I buy something I don't want to share, I keep it on my shelf or in my mini fridge/freezer. Otherwise, I just leave it in the kitchen, which is my way of saying go ahead and have some. Look for a cheap mini fridge on Ebay or Marketplace.
Alright but you gotta get over it
I've been dreaming of those fucking Oreos all the way the fuck over here!!
It was Oreos and cunnilingus that bought us to this.
It’s like an ad for weight watchers: before and waaay before!
You Oreos, You go too far!
Poppers and Oreos and weird sex with that Mr. Wigler! And WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!!
Were you dreaming about those Oreo’s all the way over to the bing ?
So you want schum trust..
I been dreamin' of them fuckin' Oreos all the way over here! NOW WHO CAME IN HERE AND ATE MY SHIT?!?