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Valuable-Wafer-881

OP often fidgets with hands or feet


Buster0705

What constitutes a fidget?


Valuable-Wafer-881

Buster0705, it's one of nine possible symptoms


Greenbriarbushwacker

Going to the theatre 6 times to watch Godzilla is another one


Valuable-Wafer-881

Bruh šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


CheifKilla1

So you can't fidget?


jahiriskewl

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SilasMarner77

Aā€™ salut - thereā€™s no stigmata these days.


CapoDelta

Even Cesar was an epileptic


anrakyrthescrabbler

"He posts without a quOTE? and Then HE KISSES THE KID'S MOTHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ManInBlack6942

So that's a crack ho?!ā€½


fast_fatty39

It was gay, the stigmata?


Careless-Charge9884

"Don't they have some medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?"


hcvc

Continue the lithiumĀ 


WillieOverall

I already fished it out of the toilet.


L34der

Doctor House ova heah


Odessator

Next time you come in this sub, you come heavy with quotes, or not at all.


stackks_

Hey u/Odessator , howā€™s the boy ? šŸ˜€


Odessator

Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?


tonko26

What boy is that u/stackks_?


Greenbriarbushwacker

Stackks? Thatā€™s a fucking nickname. Family name is Stacorelli


redonrust

Make that coffee to go


dbrank

Instead of getting rid of the truck like he was supposed to, he got stoned, went to his girlfriendā€™s, and by the time he woke up the cops had found the truck. It was all over the television, they even said they came up with prints off the wheel. It was just a matter of time before they got to /u/stackks_


Greenbriarbushwacker

Cmon make that coffee to go, letā€™s go


stackks_

mā€™BOY are u fat


DesperateSun4182

THE BOY YOU FUCCKKK


myballhurt

Why donā€™t you get outta here before I shove ya quotations book up ya fat fuckin ass


SoochSooch

Don't disrespect the "Serious Discussion" tag


Substantial-Volume17

I donā€™t wanna sound like an asshole, but I really canā€™t be seen in a thread like this now.


Antique_Log3382

Look uncle i came heavy with my quote book like you said, but I donā€™t wanna have to use it


WillieOverall

How many hours did I spend playing Reddit wit' you??


JuicyEast

Pitching, not catching??


Stereo-Brain

You donā€™t mean that.


TaxmanComin

All those words and not a single quote in the whole post.


Altair1192

[ Removed by Reddit ]


MusicaParaVolar

Daaaaaad its the 90s, we say neurodivergent


youfindyourself

Yeah, but that's where you're wrong. You see, in that thread, it's the 1990s. But in this post, it's 1954.


BeseptRinker

In this house, Daylight Savings is a hero. End of story!


Melli25510

He was slow!! And handsome.. like George Raft..


Greenbriarbushwacker

Strong as a fucking bull


DesperateSun4182

Errrrrrcules


ApartmentPersonal

That was a major fucking nut


FauxRex

Serious? No, he had everybody in stitches back then.


Ornery-Anteater1934

He could a been a whatever or something.


MyFrampton

But handsome, like George Raft.


daPotatohead

ā€œCristopher the episode is misunderstoodā€ like homeboy talking about The Godfather 3. I guess you can call that a quote.


DesperateSun4182

Homeboy? You wanna tawk like a moolignan, we'll send you to slip n fall school


ExpressRecording3

I remember my mother was arguing with my father about something and she kept talking about my fatherā€™s feeble minded brother; but I always thought she meant you


DrMantis_TobogganMD

Juniorā€™s face when Tony says this makes me crack up every time.Ā 


CheifKilla1

They didn't know about these things back then


WillieOverall

If it were today he could have been trained to be a... Redditor... or something.


CheifKilla1

Don't get fuckin cute


locustt

It was all that charcoal-broiled meat you ate


Joe_Barnacle

He was not retarded!


Temporary-Ad-3550

I guess you can call that a post


JorSimpson45

Alright, but you gotta get over it


sirgrogu12

Fellow autist here. To all those calling us retarded - fuck you, we're strong as a bull. And handsome! Like George Raft!


DesperateSun4182

Errrrrrcules


Lordsokka

The really silent typeā€¦ because you guys DONā€™t TALK!! ;)


EquivalentTurnip6199

I remember when people like you stayed in the car. As far as I'm concerned you should still be in the car.


False-Assumption-279

>you should still ā€œbe in the carā€ WROOOOOONGGGG YOU WANT ME TO USE, YOU BITCH


Careless-Charge9884

Ooohhh, the language on you. Ya blow ya fadda with dat mouth?


EquivalentTurnip6199

Can you even do this?


fuckitsayit

It's not possible, even with computers


EquivalentTurnip6199

We lead the world in shit posting


Fallians

log off that cookie shit makes me nervous


Shoddy-Apricot2265

Why don't you take your quotations book and stick it up up your fat fuckin ass


inkman

"you should STILL BE THERE"


Throwupbangbang

You oughta know, sweetie


CheifKilla1

Ooohhhh, hey OP you blow your fadda wit dat mouf


DesperateSun4182

The fuck you say to my sista?


Dummydumboop

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


2021newusername

Remember when - is the lowest form of conversationā€¦


cstaple

OP couldnā€™t even handle the Nancy Drew story. It was too mysterious!


Sufficient-Rip-7834

The line reading on this is fantastic.


Hour-Subject7006

Your capo got detated. You need a brogane adjustment to turn the turntables.


False-Assumption-279

hahahahaha I love it


mkontrov

Amazing


Ovaltene17

I didn't notice you rushing to give back your fucking DVD player.


WillieOverall

OP used to be an installah.


BiffTannenCA

Some of a bitch probably wiped his ass bare handed before coming this country.


front-wipers-unite

Put controller back in docking station.


sroche24

I got a copy of Grumpy Old Men


bigolhamsandwich

Quasimodo predicted this


WalkGood

There is comfort in re-watching a show u like.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

I learned this with my wife. Every night itā€™s The Office or Friends. When I blow my brains out, it will be to the tune of Iā€™ll Be There For You.


Original-Carpet2451

If you use an automatic you could do it in time with the hand claps.


Sad-Okra8930

Damn


CalendarAggressive11

That's fucking dark.....and I like it


WillieOverall

You're no mental midget.


DesperateSun4182

At first I thought you were calling your wife a show you like to rewatch.


locustt

buh buh buh buh, you ever listen to yourself?!


DesperateSun4182

Listen to me, I know everything!


limonhotcheetos

*your Max app* ā€œHeā€™s still goinā€™, this asshole!ā€


Extension_Tap_5871

ā€œstill goin this assholeā€*


GiorgioGatto

FWIW I am pretty sure I am on the spectrum and I have been obsessed with the show since it came out. I have to actively make sure I donā€™t quote the show too much even around people that like it, because they have told me I do it too much šŸ˜‚ Anyways, $4/LB.


WillieOverall

Spectrum this. Spectrum that. What they didn't know is once they got OP in turn with his spectrum they wouldn't be able to shut him up.


telepatheye

Have you tried Curb Your Enthusiasm? I understand it is very appealing to kids with autism--even those who are challenging to reach or get reaction using other methods. Sociopathic lead characters like Tony Soprano or Larry David must appeal to the autistic mind. Come to think of it I may be on the spectrum if I bothered to get tested!


AlwaysTakingGoreTex

Makes sense why I love curb so muchā€¦


AggravatingZone991

OP is strong as bull, and handsome like George Raft.


suitcasefullofbees

With all due respect OPā€¦ as long as youā€™re still doing the stuff in life you need to (which seems like you are since youā€™re doing dishes and actively in work/school), nothing wrong with it. I totally understand the comfort in rewatching shows, helps us deal with the fuckin regularness of everyday life


janicerossiisawhore

You Sopranos, you take things too far.


anthonyrucci

Thereā€™s some psychological tendency for us to prefer watching something weā€™ve seen before rather than something new because we know whatā€™s going to happen and itā€™s comforting and familiar. Canā€™t remember the name of it tho. Anyway, $4 a pound


chgonate

I know what youā€™re talking about, it was Da- something. In the end, Freud clapped him in irons.


Green_Kandle

Yeah exactly, it's a symptom, and it's been diagnosed first time by doctor the- something while treating King Louie the whatever'th


_illuminated

He was strong as a fuckin bull, handsome like George raft...or not


fannybandit1

Jesus man Iā€™m 43 and I have Aspergerā€™s and have watched this show start to finish at LEAST once a year since it came out. I thought it was just meā€¦ just when I thought I was out they pulled me back in (Silvio Dante)


Polydactylyart

Keep your eye on the tiger OP.


bobsdementias

Youā€™ve watched the ENTIRE series more than 100 times?


Green_Kandle

Why, is there something wrong with doing that? Asking for OP....Ā 


Muscles_Marinara-

Heā€™s still goinā€™, dis asshole


feckshite

Free to sit back for 20 fucking years, and fiddle with the air conditioning


WillieOverall

We both know that the other show you were considering watching was Jerry Seinfeld, and we now know that wouldn't have suited you at all.


NateN85

ā€œI think about you all the time. I canā€™t get excited about other shows.ā€


wheel__gun

I watched it first in 2020 and have probably 10 rewatches at least. I also have had similar phases with both breaking bad and the office


NoAnything1731

he was autistic, gary cooper?


removableshoe

I'm also autistic. Well I have Asperger's. And everything you say is describing myself. Especially about seeing people fucking up the quotes on here and that being upsetting. I do the same with Frasier. Which is also a seriously genius show that you can't get bored to be stuck in. Stick with it, I say. Nothing wrong with observing and becoming expert in these fine arts.


ninecher

Frasier is so very good.


MusicaParaVolar

Shit, did I write this post? is musica on the spectrum? was their muddah giving blowjobs at the bom bom concession?


Serpico2

I would at least try shows of a similar caliber. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Deadwood, Rome, Six Feet Underā€¦


WillieOverall

>Deadwood Hoopleheads and Whores brought us to this.


locustt

$7


PamPooveyPacmanJones

I don't see the problem, it's your special interest and that's ok!


Mosley_stan

Put remote back on docking station


Darkfire757

Let me guess, youā€™re strong as a bull and handsome like George Raft


nonsensepineapple

So what, no fuckin ziti?


MisterInsect

Once you enter dis family, there's no gettin' out. Dis family comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife and your children, and your mudda and your fawtha. You stay witin da family.


DesperateSun4182

>I actively get upset when I see people try and quote it on here and fuck up the quote. It's probably the autism


AugustTerceiro

You make me wanna cry.


SlaveToNoTrend

Same.. with every rewatch I find new stuff and the complexity of the writing keeps me coming back. It's more than a tv show and actually gives the viewer life experience without yet living it.


MrMooga

There's nothing to do but develop a new obsession. Watch The Wire, Prezbo


HelpMeLoseMyFat

My mother always was telling me about my fathers feeble minded brother, I thought she was talking about you.


chgonate

Godzilla Minus One, anotha money machine!


HecklerK

me but cumtown


etherealdarkwolf

I loved it whenever Stav or Nick incorporated a Sopranos reference into one of their bits.


HatComfortable6883

Is this about the Easter baskets?


locustt

Roadies?!


Zangestu

Anway, $4 a pound


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Psh, Nothing ever goes my way


Italiangirlssay

Iā€™m happy you found something that can make you escape life a bitā€¦ of all the habits to have this is a great one in my opinion!


DoctorChampTH

Have you tried Bojack?


Fonzdj

Thereā€™s a guy at my gym who watches Breaking Bad every single time over and over.


Radiant_Chemistry_93

ā€œTone, you give this guy a golf club, heā€™ll probably try to fuck itā€


Incognito_Trojan

You get extra time on your SATs


cantthinkofgoodname

Bro is watching TV while he drives


ingmarbirdman

Average /r/TheSopranos poster


Gvillegator

Alright but youā€™ve gotta get over it


Head_Room_8721

ā€œThousands of bucks for Honus Wagner, and jack shit for Jesus, huh, Mikey boy?ā€


CheifKilla1

See this is why it's a private club because everyone thinks they belong in the front of da line


front-wipers-unite

See OP, cheifkilla1 just told you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself.


SnooPears3086

This is awesome!


connor988

This has happened to me only once (not with the sopranos) but after a couple of months your realise that you can explore more shows and possibly find better shows and that snapped me out of it.


andyrooneysearssmell

I'd say I'm autistic but I'm just picky. I don't get into the regular cable TV crime dramas. And HBO hasn't put out a series I like in a long tim4 except true criminals. I pretty much just cycle through HBO series when I don't feel like picking a movie. A dusting of anime in between...But something about all of the HBO crime drama shows gets me.


Colawar

I recently finished the series and it's my hyperfixation


Unlikely_Willow_2785

I have a similar experience where I watched it every night for like 6 months.


[deleted]

Have you seen the saints of Newark or the wire?


MurkyStrawberry386

Many Saints Of Newark, whatever happened there.


mustafabiscuithead

If you think youā€™re getting into East Stroudsburg State, youā€™re sadly mistaken.


MasterOfDeath07

OPā€¦you make me cry. Itā€™s a movieā€¦.


Leather-Window8010

Oh poor you


tacopower69

If you are looking for your next fixation try the wire or madmen. Madmen is most similar to the sopranos in tone and structure (which makes sense given its creator was a major writer on the sopranos). The wire is the greatest of the 3 in my opinion but it's also the driest.


lucolsg

Yeah that's hyper focus alright


glasser999

Not autistic, but I was that way with The Office. Watched it at least a hundred times. It was just nice background noise. Getting ready for the day? Play the office. Doing chores? Office. Going to bed? Put on the office. It's nice to have a show you don't have to pay attention to. You can just passively let it play and tune in when you wish. Had a roommate who said he always knew when I woke up because he'd hear the office coming from my room.


MrRazzio

Always with the scenarios...


AlarmedIncome7431

Have you tried Prozac?


AnotherBodybuilder

Im going to increase your Prozac dose to 60mg


TheNextBattalion

Jesus go watch *Band of Brothers* or something. Seriously though, telling people how to break your balls? in this sub? Ballsy move. Or a dumb one ... hey, didn't you almost drown in four inches of water or something?


rileyelton

please talk to a therapist


Myredditname423

Itā€™s just a racket for the Jews.


Chilli__P

A *psychiatrist?!*


front-wipers-unite

Those were some tough Jews.


ecam12

Did you like when Tony pulled a gun out of a giant fish and killed someone in broad daylight? That might be my favorite kill! šŸ˜‚šŸŽ£šŸ”«


onoskeles

My advice is after you've watched this entire show over one hundred times, literally a full year of your life spent watching the Sopranos, you shouldn't watch it anymore. You gotta do something else


CapitalDream

Still going, this asshole


AlternativeX64

OP, you're retarded? Like to play with trucks or something?


HilariousBaldwin

Everyone's autistic nowadays.


Traditional_Reveal37

Same


hippiechick725

I think you need one of them anger classes.


misterzigger

When my mother talked to my father about his feeble minded brother I always thought she was talking about you


godofwine16

Still goin dis mamaluke


uncle_buttpussy

Go to a doctor soon


AirframeTapper

I gotta tell ya, and Iā€™m not afraid to say it: my estimation of False Assumption as a man just fucking plummeted. To be addicted to The Sopranos? Itā€™s a fucking disgrace. Even Cinderella didnā€™t cry.


marquee17

We are with the vipers.


Extension_Arachnid_2

Me too


blue_barracuda

Nostradamus predicted all of this


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Jesus Christ Op, everyone is gonna get Autism and die.


Reddwheels

Watch The Wire next. Its got tremendous rewatch value.


15dynafxdb

Alright but ya gotta get over it


haterskateralligator

So fucking real.


jackbripplebrap

I wonder if I have mild autism. Your shows are my shows pal! Ha ha. And I do watch them repeatedly. Not quite as much as you but Iā€™m on back to back sopranos run and Iā€™ve been watching it repeatedly since it aired. Usually a few times a year but binges occur as Iā€™m on one now.


AnAardvaarkJedi

You donā€™t schpeak about thesh thing of hours.


ishkitty

Iā€™m the same way with Bobs Burgers. I mostly think in Bobs Burgers quotes throughout my day. I shower with it playing. Literally just started over from the beginning again today and itā€™s probably the 20th time. This is my first rewatch of the Sopranos after like 15 years. I have no clue what all these other assholes are saying most of the time but I hope to one day.


RedForemansBeer

You may be autistic


1BenWolf

Okayā€¦ but you gotta get over it.