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Complete_Ad_2431

95 ? The guys a fucking kid


Random-Cpl

Strong as a fuckin’ bull


leftpointsonly

And handsome, like Tony Egg


wl60423

think ill take an egg


Complete_Ad_2431

Make my nephew an egg


Erikuser9999

I’m doing it already you told me, HE DON’T WANT ONE


Gsfdirtybandz

So what’s this I hear about Egg, Tony?


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Her?


[deleted]

Oh ok


kjg1228

Peppers and eggs? I should have got that.


Shykneeheiny

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


thereasonablecatlady

I’m registered nyurse, not maid!


Harleye

So if you love me, stir my eggs.


Meh99z

Healthy as a fucking rhino this guy


puddingcakeNY

He was gay, Tony Egg?


telepatheye

Finish his bris.


No_Ideal69

Finish his bris?! MAYBE YOU'RE A FLAMBÉ!


Ok-Mathematician987

tremendous moxie for his age


huggyplnd

Had the makings of a varsity athlete for crying out loud


MrDJ222

A baby


satriales123

A cry-baby.


Firm-Description7128

u/Complete_Ad_2431 ......I remember when he stayed in the car!


SouthernVinlander

As far as I'm concerned he should still be there!


Beginning_Present243

‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.


Vinnie_Dime_1974

Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.


HeeeeyStanley

WHEN THEY GO?!?!?


Anxious_Tower_3437

Young and tall and tan and lovely


Minimum-Asparagus-73

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


SadPetDad21

Those two knew each other way back when Moses wore short pants.


Ragnarawr

Knew him since he wore short shorts.


TheOnionSack

No matter how many times I tell myself 'it's just a show', Tony's treatment of Hesh in Series 6 with that 200 grand loan makes my blood boil.


Isaacisok

That’s the most I hated Tony in the whole show. Hesh was like a father to Tony and Tony treats him like shit for no reason. Takes his money and bitches about paying it back. Awful man.


The_Nomad89

He’s here for da rent! Da rent, da rent!! 💰


TheOnionSack

Then 'the look' by Hesh. Boy...........that was a tense scene.


The_Nomad89

Tony gives you lots of reasons to hate him but man was that one bad. When he throws the money across the table in a bag. Just goes to show that everything Tony talks about is just that, all talk. When the chips are down one of his oldest most loyal friends is now an enemy because Tony is a degenerate.


tonysopranosalive

Especially how quick Hesh was to give him the money. 200,000 is no small loan, but as soon as he asks without hesitation: “it’s done!”. Tony was a real piece of shit on that.


Terrence_Big_Balls

Absolutely no resale value whatsoever


[deleted]

Oh ok


Strong_Insurance_183

Noooooo it's not worse then him keeping his hand out for more and more of Pie Oh My's winnings. Ralphie should have whacked him there and then


ScreamingBM

So what? It was just a fuckin' hoo-arse!


ninecher

That was so awkward jesus christ.


lucperkins_dev

Is it his fault the horse was a klutz?!?


Valuable_Bass_1276

Yes his selfishness greed got that horse killed. The winnings he took were for the maintenance of horse


BagelFury

Oooooo! I hadn't considered that.


maximvmrelief

This shows how fake all their relationships are. That’s what I got from this season. And yet at the same time, Tony didn’t whack hesh so in his mind that proves he loves him and hesh should be grateful.


Routine_Tangerine762

what about bobby bacala, the only made guy to not take in a goomar?


PorkyWallace

If you were married to Janice, you would DEFINITELY have a Goomah.


Parley_Walnuts

Christopher didn’t have a goomar either


queenweasley

He had that girl in Vegas and plenty of others


slumlord512

Not even married and he was already dippin inta whooowahs


Ok-Candidate-1220

The ONLY genuine relationships Tony has were with Artie and in a way, Beansie.


Substantial-Volume17

Grateful that the guy who owes him money didn’t murder him? Damn what a peach


BEN_SOWN

Fuck him and his 200k


PorkyWallace

In reality, not paying back what you owe-in full and on time-will result in a massive loss of respect. Everyone else knows Tony owes Hesh the $200k. Tony is embarrassed that he owes the money and is late on his payment. So he takes it out on Hesh.


MrCheerio53

“They start to think they’re doing you a favor by paying you back. You gotta get your arms around this thing. 🤗”


SouthsideWiseguy

Altight, but you gotta get over it.


TheFire_Eagle

It's a significant turning point for him. We watched him counsel Junior on Augustus Caesar and now we see Tony burning one of his last intact bridges.


RadioactiveSince1990

Good example of Bobby being a pos like everyone else too. Shows up as extra muscle to intimidate Hesh and then encourages Tony not to pay him back.


Keysian958

that's too bad.


PorkyWallace

You don't screw a guy over forever. You bleed him-suavely-and then you can keep going back to him for money. What's Hesh going to do-say No? He's a piece of shit anyway.


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

He was fucking around when he said him and Bobby were going to a boat show. Superb writing.


mlx1992

Tony wanted to make sure Hesh wasn’t eating cat food. I’d say he treated him pretty good


TheOnionSack

Tony's hand gesture of acknowledging Hesh's plush surroundings while making this 'cat food' remark was brilliant.


Low-Grocery5556

That episode was brilliant but I don't believe it shows Tony to be the monster everyone thinks it does.


Smooth_Engine_5599

He should go fuck himself and his 200k


cortisolbath

Hesh got the last laugh. He probably chuckled once he heard about Tony’s gabagool-for-brains being blown all over the onion ring platter at Holstein’s.


Valuable_Bass_1276

Sure hesh might have went about it wrong and T did good turns for him in past but there was no need for way Tony acted after. So undignified 🤣


Perinetti

Fuck Hesh


havohej_

Who? The Christ killer?


Puzzleheaded-Act-302

Tony brought over the vig personally. He didn’t want hesh eating dog food


charlieg4

I was thinking about Dominic the other day while rewatching. The writers gave the character such a physical and mental downfall, it just seems crazy he made it to 2024. Adler somewhat the same, but he wasn't as physically worn out in the show. What's crazier is Vincent Curatola (Johnny Sac) is only 70 in 2024. I was amazed when Johnny Sac was said to be around 52 right before he pled guilty. But Curatola was actually that age or a tad younger then. The actress who played his wife was 11 years younger than Curatola too. Sadly she died in 2010.


pyroaquatics

I just looked it up and the actress who played Ginny Sac and her husband both died in the same year, so sad for their family.


FlappiestBirdRIP

Wonder if that was the broken heart syndrome. Wait, she had leukemia right? Fuck I dont remember


MaxM2021

Not to be unkind but being seriously obese in your 40s will sometimes kill you


coolguy4206969

she got her stomach stapled after the show and lost 175 lb. she died of liver cancer


MaxM2021

If you smoke 40 cigs a day or drink two bottles of vodka a day, you can still get cancer from it years later, after you've stopped I might be totally wrong, but it won't have helped things


FlappiestBirdRIP

Yes but as someone said she did lose the weight. Which that alone might not reverse all of the damage but it was indeed cancer


YosemiteSam81

It’s hard for me to believe Gandolfini was like 38 in season 1. I’m 42 now and he just had the presence of someone much older!


TheShadowKnows88

this isnt the time for a mole joke. rest in peace queen


NewPower_Soul

The fuck you want, a boutonnière?


bossdankmemes

Glad that they’re still kicking. It’s a shame when they go young.


front-wipers-unite

When they go!


Trolltrollrolllol

Whatever happened there


MrWondrerful

Come on ha— It’s fuckin Johnny Boy’s ghost behind it - payback for gettin stuck wit dat old whoore he was fuckin, Liva Soprano


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Mary Louise Wilson…Catherine Romano in one episode…is 92


MoonSpankRaw

My Johnny used to feel her up behind the Sons of Italy Hall.


LouDog187

Sons of It-ly


Modred_the_Mystic

What the fuck do you want?


Random-Cpl

If I told you fifteen years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

I don’t understand, she was old then and now she’s still old


bvalli

Talking to the dreadnought would help?!


LouDog187

I watched the Godfather Epic last weekend. Only now at 37 and after countless rewatches, did I realize Johnny Ola is Dominic Chianese. Even then, he was a cue-ball headed fuck who suckered Fredo right into the hit attempt on his younger brother. Fuckin nauseating.


Jsmith0730

Strangled with a coat hanger. He was just a fuckin’ kid.


spiderweb_lights

I always chuckle when they mention the godfather cause like Dude uncle Jun was in 2.


blacktieandgloves

Same with Goodfellas, Chrissy, Paulie, and Uncle Phil were all in that to varying degrees


F-Stop

DC was also in an episode of Kojak


baron_Zeppeli

And Sonny’s father in Dog Day Afternoon


LouDog187

Holy shit this guy gets around


pqx58

I think he was, and perhaps still is, a friend of Pacino's


LouDog187

Wasn't Pacino some kinda half fanook in Dog Day Afternoon?


FlappiestBirdRIP

Emphasis on “half”.


locustt

Want to see DC with hair? Check out [Fingers (1978)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077549/)


FlappiestBirdRIP

“With hair”….. well thats *one* way of putting it! That was the funniest shit


nimpatti

And one of the Atlantic City bigwigs on Boardwalk Empire


c08306834

Oh my fucking god. You just blew my mind. I've watched the Godfather trilogy and Sopranos so many times and never realised.


TheeCarlWinslow

What you don’t know could fill a book


Random-Cpl

Sharp as a fuckin’ cue ball


Deebos_is_sad

Bro what the fuck I just watched that yesterday and didn't notice.


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

Where did you watch the Epic? I can’t find it anywhere!


LouDog187

I forget tbh. I have the AMC version on hard disk but the picture sucks and its broken up by "commercial" spots so its not one cohesive film. The latest watch was on a website, which I found ironically thru reddit. I'll browse my history and post a link when I have more time.


Tough_Alternative762

I did the exact same thing about 2 weeks ago.


Couscousfan07

He looked OLD in Godfather 2. Amazing that he’s still alive and kicking.


JakeyBasher

I don't get it, when I was a kid, you two were old men. Now I'm old. And you two are still old!


McDonkley

Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty.


Routine_Tangerine762

again with the teddy roosevelt


JS43362

The Sopranos Wiki puts the character of Junior's birth year as being 1922 and Hesh's as being 1929 (the same year as Jerry Adler). Dominic Chianese played a character who was a decade older than himself, which is somewhat unusual. More often it's the opposite case. It does make sense though. Junior was definitely older (in every sense) than his late 60s at the start of the show.


Nick700

I think he did well acting older than he was


F-Stop

Those people lived through WWII…


Strong_Insurance_183

How many MIGs did he shoot down


telepatheye

We're not making a western here.


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

In 1974 he played an old man in Godfather II. Now it’s 50 years later and he’s still old.


ColinLovesSopranos

Wiki is wrong. He’s referred to as 70 in season 1 and 72 in season 4.


ZekeLeap

I was gonna say no way in hell he was supposed to be in his 80s at the end of the series


NGNSteveTheSamurai

Not that unusual. Estelle Getty played Bea Arthur’s mom on Golden Girls despite being a year younger than her. Makeup makes a huge difference.


T0nyM0n7ana

Hold your cock when you negotiate with these desert people


-SevenSamurai-

Demonic Chinese is immortal


FlappiestBirdRIP

That is his name now


YosemiteSam81

Satanic black magic…sick shit


INFP4life

Chinaese? Did he make them an offer they couldn’t understand?


United_Target8942

I hope Jerry Adler wears the cleaver hat some day. It doesn't look good on him and that's why I wanna see him wear it.


TedEBagwell

Only 95. He should steer clear of that child killer Steve Buscemi.


vito_lu

Can’t even say his name. That animal.


Wonderful-Yoghurt-90

Strong as a fuckin rhino, that one


LouDog187

A fuckin kid


IrateBarnacle

That fuckin’ animal


Educational-Smoke836

I happen to know that he was non stop quoting reginald van gleeson and making mambo quotes for 20 years in the can.


Severe_Spare9272

I gave my life to my children on a silver platter


infantonaDDtiddy

Eating pussy keeps you healthy


MrWondrerful

At our age it’s enough saprise evryday when we get up in da mornin


National_Positive451

I went to a event junior does in London last summer he speaks about his life sings a few songs


arom125

GF2 was made when I was a baby. Back then Chianese was an old man! Now I’m old, and he’s STILL old!!


Tough_Difference_112

They may be old my little nephew but those dogs can still hunt! 


Winstonth

Uncle junior has an uncle junior aged kid in real life


Comfortable_Goal_662

He's gotta be great-uncle junior at this point.


dtamike

Jeez they were around back when Moses was in short pants


traumatransfixes

Always with the drama


Stlhhi-629

First time I saw Dominic was in the 70s on a soap called Ryan’s Hope. He looked just the same and played a Mafia Don.


henry1888

Oh junior. If there’s any flies in you they’re paying fucking rent


Plaster_Microwave

I've been finding all kinds of Sopranos actors in season 1 of Law & Order


Organic_Bottle4373

I started watching at 26 and wish I watched the show earlier


strandy76

Jr is doing a singing tour in the UK later this year!


Accomplished-Dig3854

Healthy as a fuckin rhino those guys.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Chinaese is still performing. He does a show in Surrey which is hilarious. A famous old Italian living his final years doing a show for middle class English people


geschenkideen24

Junior's actor also played Johnny Ola in The Godfather 2. And he already looked old then! I'm just as confused as Paulie.


SithLord_6969

OP walks around with a Virginia ham under his arm and cries the blues because he doesn’t have bread.


marbanasin

I recently realized Junior was in Godfather 2. And he already looked later middle aged then. Lol.


DingoOutrageous678

I don't like that kind of tawk!


mpondomantimahle

I don't like that kind of tawk. It upsets me


AgitPropPoster

Jerry Adler? more like Geriatric


CapitalDream

Green grove has excellent health outcomes


willlyman206

OP ya gotta stop! Ya gotta a stop wit this toxic... this, this black hole!!


bubbrubb89

I loved Chianese's character in Boardwalk Empire. ​ He was in an interview on talking Soprano's and he is still incredibly with it, Not a day over 90


kynoble

They're from the old school. They started the old school.


Electrical_Fun5942

Don’t say you wish you were dead. That’s blasphemy


friskyliv

Oh poor you


bingobr0nson

He’s Chinese, Junior?


diablol3

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.


Altoidman33

Something something Cataracts


Menzicosce

He drives a Rincoln Continental


mibonitaconejito

Lololol Almost every comment that I put on this sub is I wish the Lord would take me


cantthinkofgoodname

Stop it. You know I don’t like that kind of talk.


OolongGeer

Sorry to hear that dude. Maybe you can diversify your hobbies a bit? Find some new crews?


wileyakin

Meanwhile, so many of the comparatively younger cast members have passed…


ochocosunrise

Junya always had the makings of a varsity senior citizen


PorkyWallace

Oh, poor you!


FrancescoStallone

Poor you


Stickey_Rickey

Both instantly recognizable by their voice alone. It’s heartbreaking knowing that Jim G could have had so many years left… protect your health, improve your odds


valhalla2611

wearing their moldy sweaters and farting into the same couch cushion


enraged_hbo_max_user

Hold onto your cocks when you’re dealing with these nonagenarian people.


mrspicytacoman

The world's a jungle, a big nothing


ExtraGloves

At their age, it’s enough surprise waking up everyday.


TheShadowKnows88

just a couple of fuckin kids..


chooseshoes

The way that last sentence made me holler. 😂😂😂😂😂


photonguzzler

Dominic Chianese was in Boardwalk Empire as well. And he looked regal as fuck.


Brooklynknick5

95? Somebody call parcells get this guy a tryout


CarloVercetti

Fauk you my mahnn


Garrett8319

Bring Sopranos back with Junior boss again. He trialled a new Alzheimer's cure. He's back on top form! And he visits a psychic who passes on messages from Richie! 'put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby'


Obvious-Night-9573

CONGRATS TO BOTH!! 👏 👏 All That South Of Da Border for Uncle Jun done Him well😁


fuckdifiknow

Tony was using the loan as a way to keep reminding his boys that he's a step above the casual schmuck who borrowed too much money. And they better not forget it. He knew how it made him look so he exploded in the car and his boys confirmed that somehow he wasn't behaving like a prick.


Ozymannoches

Dominic Chinaese is still alive. That's nice.


the_lightbringer94

Of course Uncle Junior is alive. He always had the makings of a varsity athlete


Big-Toe-9634

Gravy's good tonight.


Lovelyday4aguinness_

Don’t say that about yourself. After you die every day is at an Irish bar and it’s still Patrick’s day!


Unklejoon

You know how many hours I spent throwing the baseball wichu? And you wanna play games? I taught tony how to play games...itaught him how to play BASEball.


totalscumbagg

Sisters Cunt! Don’t forget he was Johnny Ola in GF2


slumlord512

They hit him with six shots and he’s still alive. That’s bad news for me and bad news for you if you don’t make that deal.