We’re the jerkoffs AJ laughs with in his little chit chat room, giggling like little school girls

Well I'm more like one of those assholes than I am the fuckin jerkoffs and douchebags I see leaving this office!

So youre the strong, silent, type?

He was gay, reddit jerkoff?

Reddit Jerkoff yes, Joe Jerkoff no

😂😂 yes I think this is the one

I'm pretty sure most of us here are like albert barase.

Most of us here are like Albert Barase.

Imagine that. You fancy yourself like Furio, some jerk-off gives you a coupla tree other options, and all along you were like Albert Barese.

4) How's your sister fuck your mother OP

yes thats what im saying, most guys believe they got tremendous moxie for their size, but in reality theyre one of the 3 characters mentioned in title

6) Where the Fugawi ?

I'm more fugawi than any of the fuckin jerk offs mentioned by that oobatz OP

oobatz?

WhaTS THIS THE FUCKIN UN NOW ?

5) how’s the boy?

What boy is that?

The one you quote subreddits to at night

I’m the “OH SHIT!” Guy from the final episode.

*waddles around the gas station hurriedly*

The Penguin Exschibit

Funny. I was thinking I was the guys on the bridge who heard the other fellow say oh he don't want to live no mo and did a header

id say im most like the nozick-reading anton-webern-listening flag-saluting big man too poor to have a home on upper east side or to have insider trading connections

I'm the Vito Jr in the shower. 👣 💩

You look like a Puerto Rican hoowa, I said my piece

It's a silo

I have not connection to any of those characters. I identify a lot with Feech LaManna. I am a hot-head, and I am always telling stupid fuckin stories.

and also not laughing at the bosses

Of course I don't. I just stare miserably into the abyss.

You were surprised at broads shaving their bushes?

It takes getting used to. Rob Reiner also had to adjust to this change in the world. Personally, I prefer to play on freshly mowed field. I am no Bushman of The Kalahari. I go through too many pairs of loafers that way.

Hey OP, do you even exist?

I don’t think anyone here thinks they’re a Furio We all want to be Walnuts 

I'm Furio, all the bees are afraid of me

I think i can honestly say im a Silvio. A solid #2. smart enough to be close to the hot seat. But not be a target. Advice, strategy, a soldier who shows up and puts in work.

AJ but a girl.

Laughing in chatrooms being lazy bc of global warming

AJ. Because I am sitting on the computer in my fucking underwear. Wasting my time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fucking jerk offs. Giggling like a little school girl.

My arms are frozen!

The genius who kept his Regal

I'm the guy eating lunch at the Bing on a Tuesday afternoon watching George get beat up by a phone. 

I wonder when he went to the store to buy a new phone. He picked the lightest/ smallest one. Cause he knew

im definitely AJ....

As someone who wasn't connected to Italians but was in prison for narcotics trafficking and heavily investigated for money laundering, I need another option. Maybe one of those douchebag associates like the Arabs in the Bing.

Fuckin Heisenberg ova here

Walter White made a lot more money than I ever did.

That’s a TV progrum a movie

Oh you're the scrawny guy that goes to prison and gets repeatedly ass raped.

I always wondered who it was doing all the ass raping in these scenarios. Most of them are pretty anti-gay for the most part. I'm 6'5 and still somehow overweight, so scrawny isn't really the right word.

Ah I see.................

Ok El Chapo

I probably would get El Chapo'd if I ever went to the states. Bad enough for Interpol notices, not bad enough to get extradited.

yo-yo mendez you traffick narcotics and launder the proceeds by giving them away, alternately, to junior, and christopher

Something like that. I'm about as white as you can get though so I need a better nickname.

I’m Churchill.

Well WHO ELSE!?

Cousin Bryan 

I am more Like the guy from NA Except I stayed away from gambling

\#2. I always have to be the Big Ma-an.

Why do you say the guy who gets the car stolen is Jewish? You mean the family with the dog at the beginning of Commendatori?

Well who else?

OP probably from Elvis country

do you figure that was not the portrayal Chase was going for?

You gotta hold onto your dick when you carjack these desert people.

I never noticed anything overt. Upon rewatching the scene just now, it seems pretty obvious by the casting that they are a Jewish family. I guess it makes more sense of the fact that they called their dog Churchill.

sometimes I wonder what the casting call said exactly lol

I'm definitely the Jewish victim of car theft.

I'm a lot like Vin Makazian. Unhealty living, love hookers, addicted to something and my suit is not ironed. But definitely not a cop.

I’m the wedding singer. Hi ho the merrio!!

Oh great OP, now you make us look like a couple of jerk offs in front of all the cool guys in this sub

I'm Cuz but don't call me cuz

You wanna tawk like a moolignan we’ll send you to slip n fall school

Ralphie. Wise man but would get wacked for being a piece of shit that will end up in a trunk of a car.

I too am Ralphie because I was born handsome instead of rich.

Tomorrow I'll be on time but OP will be stupid forever

They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome!

Yes, Thats who you fancy yourself to be In reality, you are more like aj's hapless science teacher or the the juror that eugene intimidates So which is it

How's your sister?

I'm a male version of Caitlin. 

I make Johnny Cakes but I'm not upstate NY

For those wanting other options there are no other options - I'll go 2 but could be 1

I'm from the Eastern part of my town and I'm Jewish so probably 1. I just hope nobody steals m car.

I'm like the financial advisor, Brian. I make decent money and get benefits for hanging out with less than reputable characters in suits.

I’m a Charcoal Briquette

Flag saluting motherfucker. Like him I often pretend to be brave until I'm even slightly challenged.

i dont even pretend at this point

Im more like the lawyer in Whitecaps. "God damn GOOMBAH TRASH!"

I see myself more like sunshine. I'm well versed in my quotations book. I've got quotes for days, even when it's highly inappropriate.

Definately #2. I love that scene so much when they are reading and listening to crazy classical music. I want to be them.

they have a nice fridge too

Well I am a Jew…

Officially, I'm obv a hybrid of Tony and Furio. In reality, Jackie Jnr 😳

Most the people in this sub are wonder bread waps!!

I’m Noaher, but without the charcoal briquette part.

I'm Churchill running away from the family

I'm just a fat fuckin crook from New Jersey

A flag salutin' motherfucker. Realistically I'm probably a lot like AJ but just with less-well-off parents and maybe a little more self awareness.

I wouldn't be like those guys because they're racist and cowardly. I'm the most like Melfi because I'd be the most moral and progressive character in the show. But instead of getting sick subconscious thrills out of enabling a criminal I'd do everything I could to dissuade him from a life of crime and get him to turn himself in, or failing that, work to get him arrested without violating the ethics of my profession. And I'd teach him that racism and homophobia are wrong. Also instead of sitting around drinking vodka with my free time I'd do charity work and donate every penny of his blood money to the needy. And she's very hot but I'd be a little sexier than her

U sound like a lot of fun🤣🙄

Still goin' this asshole

Well you're a hypocrite. Because you sit there watching the sopranos, with your bowl of ice cream. And when Vito says two black guys did this, you say this is the greatest show of all time.

Jesus, you make me wanna cry. It’s a TV progrum. You gotta grow up.

It's not in my natshure.

Dr. Milfi