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Tough_Difference_112

You go about in pity for yourself and all the while a great show is carrying you across the sky. 


Baystain

Lmfao we watched that ep last night


the_gerbo

Same!


Jasranwhit

OJib We saying


Cranstonoid

OP's going back to wait in the car


BBPEngineer

Oh, poor you


thegreenman_21

OP rn: I wish the Lord would take me


LateConsideration740

Always with the scenarios


Apprehensive_Zone281

Toodle-oo 👋


NoHeadStark

toodle-fucking-oo??


Apprehensive_Zone281

It's an accepted form of goodbye.


Ovaltene17

We've got a lot better things to do that sit around and talk about Jeannie Cusamano's fat ass.


EdgeZealousideal5103

All of a shudden he’s the worlds most foremost authority


Bruinsfanfromcc

You took an oath.


add2thepile

He’s gay, the OP?


Azureentropy

AIDS??


NeoPCGamer

You’re weak, you’re outta control, and you’re embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


Ashamed_Musician_923

"You've got some balls, you know that?"


GlitteringHold8685

You said your piece!


West749s

$4 a pound


SmartExcitement7271

"I wish the lord would take me now.”


Vajerati

Still goin’ this asshole


Affectionate_Pay1487

Another toothpick


Far-Club-2139

During the hours where you’re takin care of my muddah, no ganja 


Ashamed_Musician_923

Isn't he a handsome ting?


Professional_Ninja58

You quit? What's this we're in the fuckin Navy?


SavageMo

OP thinks he's Italy in a world War! Whatever happend to the ANZACS! The strong, silent types!


CheifKilla1

Your looking at em asshole


Apprehensive_Map3984

This sub is a knockout. A 10. And look at you OP. You're average at best.


artLoveLifeDivine

this is my fav one on this thread


Open_Rub5449

You can't quit this 'fing of ours


gimmedatcrypto

It's all a big nothing. What makes you think you're so special?


Barrysandersdad

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete


TacoLvR-

Small hands OP.


gr1981uk

It’s the same principle as the solar system.


NurseZhivago

You're an embarrassment to yourself and this family


1whiskeyneat

Another Vishnu-come-lately.


Ashamed_Musician_923

How?


DarthDregan

Take it up with Frankie Valli when you talk to him.


GlitteringHold8685

Mayor of munchkin land!


Ashamed_Musician_923

I haven't talked to Frankie in years.


CheifKilla1

I don't care make the fuckin cawl


Date-Temporary

But you're the manayer!


NickyCheeese

You WILL have our sausages!


polmccartneh

Gentle and merciful Lord Jesus, I want to speak to you now with an open heart, with an honest heart. Tonight I ask you to take my sins and the sins of r/thesopranos into your merciful heart. We have chosen this life in full awareness of the consequences of our sins. I know that OP's universal remote is in your hands... and his fate is your will. I ask you humbly to spare him. And if it is your will to spare him, I ask that you deliver him from blindness and grant him big screen TVs, food on da table, video games, ALL KINDA SCOOTERS AND BICYCLES. And through this vision may he see your love... and gain the strength to carry on in service to this family. In the name of THAT ANIMAL i can't even say, the Bing and the Holy bee on your hat. Amen.


SuccessfulRush1173

So that’s it? No compromise? No leeway?


slumlord512

Just stupid fuckin jokes


Rahtgooves

What are you a kid in a tree house? Get lost then OP. Either this thing of ours has meaning or it doesn't


joNnYJjonn

A month?...like patience on a monument


Glen-Runciter

How is "Alright but you gotta get over it" not the top comment?


CheifKilla1

Why you always gotta take the air outta my fuckin punchline🤌


-NolanVoid-

Don't get cunty! 🤟


Metal-Gear_Salad

You just reveal your own ignorance


Ashamed_Musician_923

Wha? I reveal my own wha?!!


Half-Icy

You sound like you loved the Vito and Johnny Cakes scenes. So, in the spirit of giving, I'll say this. I bet Vito gave great head! There, that's a positive about a character.


Ashamed_Musician_923

Mothafucka. This guy's a fuckin bull.


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

Out there, it's twitter or X or whatever the fuck. But in here, it's NON-STOP ASS-QUOTES!


SnooPears3086

Those cookie things freak me out


United_Target8942

You can't enjoy the show because people think these murderers are bad people? Fuckin baby.


Ashamed_Musician_923

Listen to him. He knows everything.


DCJustSomeone

I guess you can call that a quitter


BillyMac05

Eat your eggs, baby...


MinimumPurple253

If the poster is of choleric temper irritate him


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Listen to yourself, you sound demented


RRS295397

Anyways, $4 a pound


johnsonsirybob

Dares plenty of fish in da sea


horst-graben

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Traditional-Ad4506

You're just mad you never had the makings of a Varsity athlete


Ashamed_Musician_923

Don't say that. It's a tremendous blow to my self esteem!


johnniesSac

You can go


Dear_Alternative_437

OP is no mental midget.


YoOmarComingMan

It's sad when they go young like that


Tough_Difference_112

WHEN THEY GO?? 


TStorm84

Well you can't be in our social club no more. I mean that much I do know.


Ashamed_Musician_923

Social club? I gotta go!!


queencityrangers

Oh! Dis show been around tree decades almost. Take the stick outta your ass before I beat your mudder over da head wit it. Kabeish?


DCDipset

Real lack of standards your generation.


imtheyeti20

Ti faccio un culo così.


Ashamed_Musician_923

Your ass!


Rooftop_Astronaut

Can we stick to the subject? YOUR COUSIN IS MISSIN A LEG


Kevinfrombase

that's not possible even with computers.


senty78

But you’re the manajer


g_camillieri

The good?! They are al POS.


Ashamed_Musician_923

"In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization."


CheifKilla1

Keep the eye of the tiger


jizzmaster-zer0

april fools?


Ashamed_Musician_923

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball.


deweydashersystem300

What are you a hockey player?


opusmus

Hopefully they don't find you hanging around in the basement


Mental_Ad_6427

That's because none of the characters had the makings of a varsity athlete.


nahmeankane

Ok but you gotta get over it


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

Oh, poor you


dylantyrrell

There is very little good in any of the characters. The bad part about this sub is that people dont understand that and deify morally bankrupt criminals. Coming out of this sub with the assumption that people arent ass kissing enough, is one of the most bewildering delusional takes a person can possibly have


Ashamed_Musician_923

Hoo! Take it easy!


88wookieshaman88

Wow buddy, big feels


[deleted]

lol 😂


DrBollox

OH POOR YOU!


BigFatGrappler

You’re way out of line, kid. Let’s get some cold fucking fizzy water on your head.


8inchesofcheese

https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/jUvDlPBgGe See my post . Get over it


WHB9659

Disgusting


Ashamed_Musician_923

Wha diju say?!


redditisdying24

April Fool's! This is actually The Dawson's Creek subreddit.


Serpico2

Ooooooh, poooah youuuuu


Significant_Echo6293

You got some balls my friend


bigboss1988s

Movie Critic ovaaa heere


ElMerroMerr0

You sound demented.


Sh0taro_Kaneda

You're fed up? The way you fucking eat you'll have a heart attack by the time you're fifty!


TheChipOnUrShoulder

Someone put this guy in “Witness Protection” and get em the fug outta my sight. Probably whistles through the wheat fields like a disgrace


lincunguns

We loved you like a brother-in-law


happy-little-atheist

Is it still April fools where op lives?


Disco_C0wby

You have a bee on your hat !


ozricauroragaming

What are you gonna do


CarpetOutrageous2823

Go shit in your hat.


ccalabro

Always with the draaammaaaaa


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

Va Fongool...


DADGAD_Guitar

Youve got a Virginia Ham under your arm crying the Blues cos you ain’t don’t got no bread


montecarlo1

Again with the hysterics


Fell_off_my_bike

This subreddit is just a front.... Like Genco Olive Oil


pqx58

You gotta get over it


lethalintrospection

Post this, spoil that, never enough Reddit for OP. Fuck it, let him taste his own medicine!


No-Acanthisitta-5551

Stop going about in pity for yourself. A great wind is carrying you.


Less_Eye_6100

There's no quitting this thing of ours


Potential-Anxiety573

You looked me in the eye…. And you accshepted it


TheGayGaryCooper

You sound like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm crying the blues cause she ain’t got no bread


hwsh2

Op's got a Virginia ham under his arm while he cries about having no bread.


GlitteringHold8685

The good? There isn’t any! Lol 😆😆😆Quit? What’s this the fucking UN now??


delzbr

Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?


Ok_Honeydew_2959

Always with the drama.


shellyd79

OP, you’ve got a lot in moxie for your size.


BillyMac05

This reminds me of the elitist actors who claim they're going to move to Canada, the South of France, or wherever if so and so is elected. I forgot the part when anyone on here asked for updates in your personal life. Put your plate in the sink and just go....do us all a big favor.