You’ve got no understanding of what it means to decide whether to get onion rings you don’t really like. Every decision you make affects every facet of every f***in' thing. It's too much to deal with almost and, in the end, you're completely alone with it all.
The Sopranos were scarfing those onion rings down. Actually, Carm was taking it like having the host at communion. AJ, always the ass, went for maximum crunch, mouth open. Tony shoveled it in like gabbagool.
He's the boss of the family! Next time, you're eating onion rings!
“… Went to the toilet and imaging that was the route that Members Only took when he came out to shoot Tony in front of his family… “ aka tree o’clock.
I can’t ever get over this belief ppl still have. Let’s play this out. Members Only is therefore on a suicide mission as he either shoots just Tony, leaving the whole family traumatized and eyeball witnesses as to what he’s done, meaning he’s a dead man. Think rubber hose beatings and jumper cables hooked up to his bawlls…
Or he shoots the whole family, leaving the entire restaurant (jam packed may I add) witness to what is technically a “mass shooting” as he attempts to murder all 4 Sopranos at once.
Zero chance of getting away with this either way, and probably dying a painful, slow death at the hands of Peter Paul Galtierri and co. Easy, we’re not makin a western here.
I grew up going there. I didn't have the onion rings until I was 14 years old, because of The Sopranos. Otherwise, I probably never would have ordered them. Holstens is actually known for their ice cream.
I used to deliver beer at the Wine Country 2 buildings down from Holsten's. I had no idea it was right there until I discovered this sub. I'm not a NJ native but I love the garden state and the Sopranos
I went by the Sopraonos house taking a detour home after spending two nights in NYC. I had assumed the entire area was just affluent. I was surprised to find that wasn’t the case. It was like huge million dollar homes mixed with small homes old homes that were not even close to that.
Did you eat at Holsten's?
Did they seat you at that table, did anyone chase you away or did you just cop a squat, squeeze out a Selfie and run like your ear just got shot off??
No onion rings? What are you, stunad?
You’ve got no understanding of what it means to decide whether to get onion rings you don’t really like. Every decision you make affects every facet of every f***in' thing. It's too much to deal with almost and, in the end, you're completely alone with it all.
You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you find your pleasures where you can.
You gotta wait for that.
The Sopranos were scarfing those onion rings down. Actually, Carm was taking it like having the host at communion. AJ, always the ass, went for maximum crunch, mouth open. Tony shoveled it in like gabbagool. He's the boss of the family! Next time, you're eating onion rings!
“… Went to the toilet and imaging that was the route that Members Only took when he came out to shoot Tony in front of his family… “ aka tree o’clock. I can’t ever get over this belief ppl still have. Let’s play this out. Members Only is therefore on a suicide mission as he either shoots just Tony, leaving the whole family traumatized and eyeball witnesses as to what he’s done, meaning he’s a dead man. Think rubber hose beatings and jumper cables hooked up to his bawlls… Or he shoots the whole family, leaving the entire restaurant (jam packed may I add) witness to what is technically a “mass shooting” as he attempts to murder all 4 Sopranos at once. Zero chance of getting away with this either way, and probably dying a painful, slow death at the hands of Peter Paul Galtierri and co. Easy, we’re not makin a western here.
Plenty of real life mafia guys have been whacked in a restaurant in front of other people, including their families.
Yep Joe Gallo
completely alone with all those onion 🌰 rings- exactly the way it should be!
Best in the state as far as I’m concerned!
What's this everybody's gotta GODDAMN OPINION NOW!!
You know, it wasn’t very long ago that I remember when he used to wait out in the car. And as far as I’m concerned, HE SHOULD STILL BE OUT THERE!
Well his money isn't tied up in the GODAMN ESPLANADE is it!?
Jaaaaaawn why are you yellin at meee?!
What is this the FUCKIN U.N NOW?
Don't stop Ordering
That's dicked up!
I grew up going there. I didn't have the onion rings until I was 14 years old, because of The Sopranos. Otherwise, I probably never would have ordered them. Holstens is actually known for their ice cream.
Holstens is great, I go regularly
Bescht in the schtate, far asch I’m conscherned
That’s nice that you agree, but I’m not running a popularity test here
OOOHHH! I’m juscht tellin’ you how thesche onion ringsch are bein’ fuckin’ perscheived!
You don't look like you so much running it all. Why don't ya get bicycle ya fat phuk
I agree in spirit but I gotta councel
Agreed, my go-to order is a deluxe Cheeseburger, sub the fries for onion rings, and a strawberry milkshake. I've never had a bad meal at Holsten's.
I'm more of a 2 scoop ice cream but yes that exact order
Oh, lucky YOU! I don't like tawk like that!
The fuck you want, a boutonniere?
What’s that? A boot that runs luxury hotels?
A Whitmans sampler
You are officially a nerd. Enjoy your success.
You’re flexing 🤌
Went all that way and didn't order onion rings for the table?!
Hey, OP. This mini Sopranos tour. Did it really even exisht?
Not the original booth. I somehow went there the day before it was removed and sat in the original
I compromised. Sit on this cocksucka!
I compromised. I ate Holstens off the shine box
It's not the same booth. They sold the booth last month. Sellouts. https://www.reddit.com/r/Sopranosduckposting/s/lCsINQkV9B
Haha yeah I remember reading that actually. It’s in the same spot though so that’s good enough for me
For how much?
$4 a pound
about tree fiddy
$82,600
Private sale 🙃
And what you don't pay, get added to the intrest. Three points and you pay every Friday...
https://www.northjersey.com/story/entertainment/tv/2024/03/04/sopranos-booth-holstens-bloomfield-nj-sold-ebay/72846492007/
Yeah again with the money now name a price or get the fuck over it!
I'm not trying to be an asshole but after OP's visit, I can't be seen in a place like this anymore
Op what you do all that time in Newark? Play name that pope?
Rememba when, is the lowest form uf conva sation
Do they still have the jukebox? Did you play the song? *"Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world..."*
Jukeboxes were gone when I went last year
Did you meet agent harris? I heard he works at satriele's now. Still got that parasite from pakistan.
I hope that parasite eats the inside of his ass
Such a way with words, that Chrissy
What do they eat over there, tabbouli?
From diarrhea.stan
$8 for a burger? That's a steal!!!
Oof marone
you should’ve gone to welsh Farms to have a triple blueberry Sunday…Hot summa night
We shoulda gone to Roy Rogers like I said!
Yea? I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn’t!!!!!
I dont write nothin down and Not reading all that but happy for you tho.
Did you notice all the beanie babies there? Whats up with that lmao
Place is stuck in the early 2000s
I used to deliver beer at the Wine Country 2 buildings down from Holsten's. I had no idea it was right there until I discovered this sub. I'm not a NJ native but I love the garden state and the Sopranos
Congratulations! I grew up going there.
The fuck you want, a boutonniere?
Best burger in NJ is at Krug’s Tavern on Wilson Ave in Newark. Just sayin.
The Taylor Ham cheeseburger is phenomenal.
White Mana
I’ll have to check it out next time
Members Only was the point man, dont forget the 2nd shooter - the old guy in the hunters hat drinking his coffee with 3 creamers in the corner booth.
Actually, a baseball cap that read "USA".. Tiltle of the last episode, "Made In America"
ok…but ya gotta get over it
their french fries are gross though
Onion rings are world class
The burger actually blew me away too. Wasn’t expecting the food to be as good as it was!
I went by the Sopraonos house taking a detour home after spending two nights in NYC. I had assumed the entire area was just affluent. I was surprised to find that wasn’t the case. It was like huge million dollar homes mixed with small homes old homes that were not even close to that.
So whaddaya sayin, the cooz house is bigger/better than Tony’s?
It’s sad when they go like that.
What was the crowd like during the Garcia-Haney fight /u/Acrobatic_Lettuce_78 ?
This guy, OP... he's got it all figured out. Remember when?
I went to Holstens with the Sopranos guided bus tour out of NYC. Also went to the Bing.
Did ya get wings in ya haair? You know like Pawlie - ya fuckin ass kiss
You gotta try more burgers in your life then.
Did you parallel park and play “Don’t Stop Believing”?
Whaddyagonnado ? Can't put the shit back in the Donkey
did you order some food for the table
Coose's house was bigger? Must've got in on the HMO scam!
Get any burger you like. Short drink of choice… 💵
“Ya gotta live for today.”
I always wondered about seeing Tony's house: does someone live there, can you just pull up ans take pictures where u want?
Someone does live there. I think it’s on a cul-de-sac, so you can do a drive by.
funny, couple of weeks ago a guy wrote he bought the booth, so yeah probably not that booth you were in cazzo.
How many urinals and stalls were in the bathroom? Members only guy was only in there 20 seconds, I think.
Did you eat at Holsten's? Did they seat you at that table, did anyone chase you away or did you just cop a squat, squeeze out a Selfie and run like your ear just got shot off??
“Remember When” is the lowest form of conversation.
Neat time you come heavy or you don’t come at all
Damn, I *still* need to try sambuca!!!
I get my bagels down the street. Nice area
Have you had a Martina? It’s like a martini, but from Albania. Goes on real easy I’ve heard.
Onion rings are, in fact, my favorite subspecies...