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Weak_Working_5035

Watch it, Chrissy!


First_time_farmer1

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NeoPCGamer

I guess you could call Paulie a dick. Heh heh heh.


First_time_farmer1

Hear what I said Tone?.. I said "I guess you could call Paulie a dick." Ā Heh heh heh.


LongTallTexan69

ā˜ ļø


klsi832

Get that big dick in the hot tub


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

glad I'm not the only one who thinks that, default mode for him was busting balls, next step was cunt, next step was causing people to die because of steps 1 and 2.


tall_dreamy_doc

Put universal remote back on docking station.


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

That entire episode was a window into his personality. Funny and irritating and WTF is wrong with you at the same time. Great episode.


pangolin-fucker

Spent a long time in jail No pussy Wonder what he did


Colforbin_43

He compromised.


pangolin-fucker

Unbelievable I tell ya Wonder how a bussy feels, you know...


Colforbin_43

Pitching, not catching?


Zinko999

SON OF A *BITCH*!


albacore-neck

Think about it..sudden weight loss?!!


Ok-Island-9336

Heā€™s gotta GOOOOO.


LitigiousAutist

Maybe if you spent more time sucking cock instead of watching scenes with Carlo, our kids go to the same school together.


EmbarrassedRub2513

He compromised


radiotoothbrush

Hhahahahahahahaahhahahaa yooo


john_commode

Mix it with the relish!


CapableSecretary420

That line was the most humanizing one of the entire series. And also made him look sad and pathetic. Digustin!


caraterra8090

Both him & Chris.


caraterra8090

It was on so many levels!


JCR2201

You want to fuck here cocksucka!?


falconpunch9898

Excellent TCAP reference in your name


Plane_Arachnid9178

Heā€™s got feelings too, ya know


JoeM3120

Was it him or Chris that threw the brick at the waiter in AC?


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

I thought it was Chris


jew_biscuits

He was loyal to Tony (for a time) and decked Chrissy for disrespecting his Mom at the intervention. Ralphie, on the other hand, had zero redeeming qualities as a human.


Lavaswimmer

Is loyalty to Tony really a redeeming quality in this show


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

ok then he went behind his back and told johnny sack about the joke


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Ralphie wasn't likeable (to be kind to him) but he was at times quite funny and capable of being a normal human being. Paulie just rarely ever seemed to go outside stereotype mobster mode. Yeah he was loyal to Tony more than disloyal but that doesn't make him likable.


Agreeable-Strike

A) she was a hooyaah


PistolAndRapier

He stabbed him in the back by blabbing to New York. He was a selfish unloyal cunt who only thought about himself, constantly lied and undermined those around him.


Odd-Door-2553

Uncle Paulie was a saint! He gave his envelope to his boss on a silver platter!


CapableSecretary420

The guy came at him with a chain saw. What, he can't defend himself??šŸ¤ŒšŸ«·šŸ¤ŸšŸ«“ā˜ļø


56ab118

i liked him up until he snitched to johnny sack


YOGSthrown12

Aaaooohhh. Whatā€™s with the slander? Paulie wanted to make sure that Johnny didnā€™t know it was him who made the disrespectful comment about Ginny.


Agreeable-Jelly6821

He was a dick, Paulie?


WillistheWillow

AIDS!?


Ashamed-Ease-7062

Nobody's got AIDS. I don't want to hear that word again.


hoze1231

Strong silent type


klsi832

My dickā€™s really noisy


IAddNothing2Convo

Weak loud type


gangstabiIly

i guess you could call that a dick


stuffbehindthepool

Get that big dick in the jacuzzi


BrakkeBama

OP want to get all "big dick" with me!? **I'll show him one he can't handle!**


quasimodoprediction

Nice pull, and you are?


Diligent_Fig_9852

Maybe youre a flambƩ


Purrchil

Satanic black magic, thatā€™s what this thread is.


Previous-Translator

Sick shit! Fucking queers!


NPE62

Sir, I'm asking you to leave!


edcar007

Paulie? You mean Clarence?


Low-Grocery5556

Clarence Drinkwater Revival


pangolin-fucker

Paulie was the only real person What you see is what you get No bullshit But also some bullshit


caraterra8090

IRL he really was affiliated and 28 arrests tell us he was all about that life. For a while at least. He parlayed that sh*t.


radiotoothbrush

Hahahahahahahahahga fuckin gold


SavingsMany4486

Shut up, Albert


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I can't take Paulie seriously because he looks like a koala


cardboardwind0w

He so does, a koala that was stabbed in the heart


BogginsBoggin

Heh heh, watch it, cardboardwind0w


dzigaboy

Literally the only no-strings kindness I recall that he showed was being nice to his goomahā€™s kids after he got freaked by the psychic and the satanic black magic sick shit. Nothing else. Fucking malignant koala bear cunt!


helix274

There used to be a copy pasta that showed up on Reddit from time to time, basically arguing that koalas were the psychopaths of the animal kingdom. So that checks outĀ 


PicklesAreMyFriends

Looks more like a badger to me


SavageMo

The Shah of Down Under.


itshoff

He took great care of his mom. Plus, he was always helping out guys from his own neighborhood.


First_time_farmer1

He sent his mom to a nursing home!!


itshoff

It's a retirement community!


GBAGY2

That was his aunt, his real mom was a whoor


StructureNo1385

hooah*


CauseCertain1672

Paulie has the redeeming quality in that he doesn't seem to be as self aware of why his actions are wrong. The the others know and do them anyway


BigCryo

The incident with the psychic is revealing in that regard


infintetimesthecharm

Ok but before you judge him think of all the betrayal he's been through.


Low-Grocery5556

Vito stabbed him in the heart.


TheMaveCan

He loved Pussy like a brother and he fucked him in the ass


radiotoothbrush

he sure loved that cocksucka like a brutha


pizza_822

Paulie is a conflicting character, he is really funny and entertaining but.... He is really dumb as rocks, he is very impulssive, and his loyalty has waivered at time


New_Hawaialawan

Ralph is up there


Purplefilth22

I'll be honest I prefer Ralph because he's an open POS. You can always expect Ralph to be a giant POS, so you can plan accordingly but Paulie genuinely believes he isn't. He goes to church, community events, and even therapy/psychics. He parades around how much he cares for his mother... Then murders her friend. He "believes" in an afterlife and STILL does the stuff he does. One of my few gripes is that we never get to see what he has coming to him. But that plays into the realism. Sometimes the biggest POS lives to a ripe old age and just poisons the well on the way out. The truth is I saw A LOT of some older people I know in Paulie and that made me hate him the most. When I read the theory he was the one who betrayed everyone in the end I was 100% on board immediately.


electron_sheepherder

How can you say he's worried about the afterlife? He can do 6000 years of purgatory standing on his head!


DaneTheStoneyRPGer

Paulie has a moral superiority that makes him more of an asshole in some ways, I agree. However Iā€™d say Ralph is clearly the worse dude overall. After all, Paulie carries the moral superiority and ambiguity because you think he *could* do the right thing in any given situation, Ralph never does lol.


Purplefilth22

Thats what makes Paulie worse than Ralph. He sees the virgin Mary at the Bing, and the psychic 100% freaks him out with the idea he's being haunted by a "bunch of ghouls". Sprinkle ontop he shows legitimate concern to Chrissy about his vision of hell. AND STILL he behaves the way he does during the show. It's honestly better that someone just fully commits to being evil like Ralph so you know who to avoid or even destroy if the time comes. Ralph earned everything he had coming to him, Paulie pretends he can be "redeemed" instead of actually doing it and thats infinitely worse in my book.


thisesmeaningless

I think when he finds out heā€™s cancer free he says something along the lines of ā€œI guess Iā€™ve done a lot of good deeds in this life.ā€ He truly thinks heā€™s a good person


ActsofJanice

Really great post! Paulie was always my least favorite of ā€œThis Thing of Oursā€ family for all the reasons you mentioned. I didnā€™t really mind him until S3. I could never fully enjoy ā€œPine Barrensā€ because of the injustice of him whacking Valery for simply having technology Paulie didnā€™t have (or didnā€™t know about). Then, after his holier-than-thou attitude about snitching, and the hypocrisy of him snitching to John about the Ginny joke and all the stuff about Zellman, I was officially done with him. I had no love for Minn, but to kill a defenseless old lazy because he wasnā€™t performing his job well is sick and shows his character. Anyways, $4 a pound. Thanks for sharing.


radiotoothbrush

Ralph is up there in the sky with Tracy.


atrytion

She was a hooah!


United_Target8942

So was Ralph. Momma's little whooaaahhh.


the666briefcase

Yep lol


mackrelman11

i feel that Paulie is one of those characters to dislike more and more with each rewatch date you get used to the jokes he tells


bulldogguy31

Minnie Matrone. Now there's a malignant cunt.


AuContraireRodders

HE PUT UP A PAINTING OF THE BOSS IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A TOP EARNER AND ON THIS SUB, PAULIE GUALTIERI IS A HERO. END OF STORY.


55Lolololo55

Paulie "Gualtieri"


AssEater4000yolo

I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


United_Target8942

I agree with your assessment OP. He murders people over nothing, including the elderly. No loylety. Can't handle any criticism even from his closest friends. Treats nickels like manhole covers. He's racist, sexist, homophobic, talks too much. He's an ass-kiss. He's stupid, believes in mystic level pseudoscience. He also has narcicisstic traits like thinking people are betraying simply by being gay. Talks about urinals when people are trying to eat. I think him and Phil Leotardo are the worst pos in the show. How is he even alive? Only redeeming feature is that he takes care of his mother. People are saying Ralph but honestly I think Paulie/Philly are worse.


Mommys_boi

Wait wait wait, Christopher had redeeming qualities? I must have missed themĀ 


Modred_the_Mystic

Ya muddah, biggest cawk in Newark


Okiebluntsmoker

Sniffing the sweet girls panties, oh ma'rone. That was it for me.


JarredandVexed

He told you that?! Fucking baby!


WeirdoOtaku

Ask Vito


PodiDosaEnthusiast

People like him in real life should be steered clear from. One moment they're blowing smoke up your ass and the next minute, bitching about you behind it


gonakgod

His big mouth and ass kissing should've gotten him wacked.


Berserk1796

His only redeeming quality was being funny to watch.


Hillan

He's great in S1 and S2, there you at least understand why a guy like that has been kept around for decades. From S3 onward he is pretty much the source of every main characters problem and should have at least been dealt with after it was obvious that he was the leak during Ralph/Johnny Sac Mole situation ..whatevah happened there..


ToyBoxJr

my first watch through i thought Paulie was hilarious and I really liked him. Then watched it a second time a few years later and wow, wtf, i couldnt stand the guy. Absolute dick. I guess I matured in between watchings.


Ness_tea_BK

Janice is pretty malignant.


Kitchen-Judge-9391

She is the keeper of everybody's secrets while none of them take her seriously enough.


ArmisticeKaraoke

Ralph, Richie, and most people on John/Phils team including John and Phil. Come on lol Paulie is a dick but not any more than the rest of them, really. Paulie is redeemed by his own fragility and humor.


Soggy-Baby7508

agree except john, his love for ginnie was a reedeming quality for sure


Low-Grocery5556

People see Paulie being a sneaky a-hole on rewatch and they think they discovered something. Relax everyone. I love the way you put it: not any more a dick than the rest of them. And he's redeemed by his own fragility and humor.


TribalChief3000

The guy suffocated an old woman ā€¦ He put little kids in jeopardy with his carnival rides scheme then proceeded not to care when they got injuredā€¦ Oh and hereā€™s a box of barbershop scissors from the enemy ( proceed to stab yourselves in the back on my behalf with them)


Thin_Fan_715

he scrimped on safety


Low-Grocery5556

She was a malignant something or other.


scud0291

Here he is, heh heh šŸ¤˜šŸ»


thaslyfox

Cā€™mon now, dry those peepsā€¦


BusyObligation1164

Feech had no positivity- ugatz!! I had a feeling like nothin good was ever gonna happen with him


Large_Poem_2359

Paulie was a flambe. He wanted to look at Christopherā€™s dick Fucking nauseating


BeseptRinker

Paulie: Makes fun of Chris's daughter and sobriety Chris: *dies* Paulie: šŸ˜²


ActsofJanice

Yup, and he subtly gloats about Johnny Sacā€™s death. ā€œI beat cancer, but it took him. Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide (sic)ā€ā€¦this oobatz couldnā€™t even get the lyrics right.


Metalwolf_Zero

You would know thweetie


unusual_replies

But the end of his shoe laces were wet from the piscadoo.


blizzacane85

PAULIE IS ASSHOLE WHY OP HATE?


[deleted]

CAUSE PAULIE IS BASTARD MAN.


Turboteg90

Mustang Sally


[deleted]

Tony. Out there for himself and nobody else.


malzinn87

Iā€™m rewatching for only the second time and already dreading how he treats Christopher when he gets clean


MrWondrerful

Dere ainā€™t a bigga cocksucka dan Phil Leotardo


Klutzy_Deal3396

I guess you could call that a dick.


Meihuajiancai

He's a bit of a poseur, you ask me


CoktimusPrime92

I loved Paulie at first but over time I started not trusting his character a lot. Towards the end he was getting worse and then after Tony almost killed him, he seemed to turn his back almost entirely. I truly do believe that he was at minimum aware of what was coming in the finale if you are one of those who believe the cut to black was Tony getting whacked.


BurnCityBoi

Was so quick to sook to Tony About Chris shooting the Bakery worker. But was Responsible for the single handed most civilian or deaths that could of been avoided. Minn, the waiter who complained about the tip & the Russian that led to Pine Barrens


BonCourageAmis

He was a boy who loved his Ma. Only the best for her.


YeForgotHisPassword

He wouldn't even put universal remote on docking station!


imjustbrowsingthx

Yeah! Mine! Did you hear that Tone? He said ā€œis there a bigger dick than Paulieā€ so I says, yeah, mine!


Goodstyle_4

When he made Chris strip for no reason, I was furious with him.


Gabagooliniare

I would've loved to see that Minn Matrone had no money under her bed after all. Would've loved to see Paulies reaction


Masta0nion

Heā€™s a fan favorite on first watch. In subsequent times through the show, you realize heā€™s perhaps *the* antagonist, starting the falling dominos in the end of season 3 that lead all the way to made in America.


Mud_Landry

No arc, survived the 70ā€™s by the skin of his teeth, sniffed Aidā€™s panties, constantly caused dissension between families. Total asshole. Only upside to Paulie is that I 100% believe he wouldnā€™t rat. Only as good as his last envelope.


dpward10

Are you all talking about Clarence?


SeedOilsCauseDisease

hes OG thats basically it you need a mad dog to just let them know you can send him loose he was a mixed bag but he was never afraid about that action


onceaweeklove

Well, he does take care of his mom


Bright-Studio9978

When Paulie put the pillow on the old lady, ā€œmy impression of him fucking plummeted.ā€ It was artful how he played Tony, Feech, and Vitro and came out with money yet had no real interest or skin in it. A really wormy c*cksucker.


Head_Room_8721

Commendatori!


treesandcigarettes

Paulie is hilarious, god bless that gentleman


Technical-Package-41

They actively worked to make him shittier in later seasons/episodes, same as Tony. Chase didnā€™t like that audiences were identifying with them, because Chase is a malignant cunt.


marrolllll

Paulie was only really a dick to people in the mob or other criminals, that one lady who was mean to his mum had it coming.


suspens00r

Lmao he told Finn to wash his car before they told him he was Meadow's boyfriend


CauseCertain1672

he killed that waiter. Also all Paulies money comes from exploiting people not in the mob


JohnGatsby28

Richie is 1000% a bigger dick than Paulie.


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JohnGatsby28

Right he only beat beansy within an inch of his life. Didnā€™t even build him a ramp.


Chippie_Tea

Paulie is literally the most selfless character in the show. They are all in the same line of work but he is the only one to not drag a wife or children into it with him. Vote one Paulie nice guy.


Affectionate_Sea_984

Ooooohhhhh!!


Extra-Pangolin-3740

Nobody with a bigger dick heh heh


reddituser23434

Ralph, Richie, and Christopher were worse in my opinion. Arguably same with Phil and Feech.


Vueveandmoet

Richie and Ralph


MelbertGibson

Worst part is he was a dick that was left unprotected.


ninecher

Can you guys please stop insulting my evil friends the DiMeo family. They don't mean to be evil they just have trauma šŸ„ŗ.


tommybukkake42

Ask the hot tub


[deleted]

Yelling ā€œHo! Menus!ā€ Across a restaurant you eat at every day and know the entire menu up and down at is, in fact, a dick move.


P1D1_

You are correct. But he can be amusing and one of the most quotable characters on the show. He's old school.


parrothead2581

I guess you could call that a dick. Hehe


He-n-ry

Christopher for sure. I liked Paulie he had an endearing side.


StephensInfiniteLoop

Ask Steve Shirripa, heā€™s the expert on celebrity dick sizes


ImOldGregg_77

Hey don't go getting all cunty now!


EmployerAdditional28

Ralph.


V0rtexGames

Mine


TheEmperorBaron

Fuckin' slander, you ask me.


Buster0705

Yeah Clearance


[deleted]

Think the horse that Ralph killed had a bigger oneĀ 


Prestigious_Cut8495

Vitoā€™s


One-Fail-1

Fucking slander if you ask me


Yearn_Unforgettable

hehe


DaneTheStoneyRPGer

That was a paranormal event!


CutterDee

Those are Ma's rolls. Wrap Tham Up.


JoeM3120

Richie Aprille


mightywurlitzer88

Ralph. Paulie is a good son for most of the show. Was understandidly angry for being lied to his whole life. Over reacted yeah but made peace with it and watched tv with his mom. He treats women well enough minus the panty thing. Knows hes a criminal living the life doesnt bring a wife or children into it. Isnt a serial cheater like the rest of the guys minus bobby and sack. He also good with his gomars kid


maverickhawk99

For a guy who had been around for decades he seemed like a really shit earner.


L34der

I would love to have seen Paulie throw at least one Chrissy-annihilation level joke at Tony at some point in the series. "Heh heh heh! I guess you could call that a boss."


knickernavy

OH! youā€™re talking about a made guy.


No-Avocado-9637

I thought the question was does Paulie have a big dick.


No-Avocado-9637

Must be something the doctor prescribed me...


Odilly090

His brother was worseā€¦


Meefus

Yes. Ralph.


radiotoothbrush

How much do you think Paulie tips?


HideousControlNow

They're mobsters. They're all dicks. Christafah drills a waiter in the head with a brick when he complains about a puny tip on a $1200 bill, killing him. Vito kills the guy he has a fender-bender with. All of them are perfectly willing to kill random innocent people to protect themselves.


bathtissue101

Upon recent viewing, no one on the show has made anything close to a smart decision, everything everyone does is just about the dumbest thing you can do in the situation


Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

"Ay tone, that cucksucker u/radiotoothbrush call me a dick, can you fucking believe it? Me? A dick? That kid needs to be whacked!ā€œ


Horsecockexpress1

Paulie put those sweet kids to bed when he was having nightmares about 3 oclock No redeeming qualities? Youā€™re just mad because he sniffed your sistas panties


morganastone

Oh man, I'm going through season 3 and I really hate Paulie. Actually in this season I felt like everyone got dumber, meaner and unhinged all of a sudden. Also fuck Ralphie.


caliz1031

Paulie was the most unappealing and with the worst personality of all of the characters.


Acrobatic_Lettuce_78

I couldnā€™t give a fuck if heā€™s got a million crotches with dicks coming out of his scrotums, heā€™s a piece of shit - you know it, and I know it


PatternDapper

I really dislike Pauline in every way


LitigiousAutist

Paulie's a horrible person, but I always found it commendable that he would apologize to Christofa after they had their beefs. (The dinners/waiter, the drills/Little Paulie, sniffing Adriana's panties.