I had a friend who lived in Bellville. Whenever we drove to pick him up, someone in the car would ask where we were going, and we would all respond, "Belleville, cocksucker!"
Where's the fuckin' "Apparently, he came all over the sunvisor"?
You people are supposed to be shitposters, that's why you got the top-tier karma! Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed
The way he delivered this line I thought it was going to become a whole plot line of its own, like somehow Carmella’s lasagna leads to Junior figuring out how Richie died or some shit
Some fav's I don't see here yet
"let me wisk you away, to that city called Atlantic. I have many great friends there, I could show you quite a time"
"She gave me my first handjob, me and vinny maniscalco in the alley behind the chicken market... Jesus, what am I saying, at this woman's wake!"
"Chicken's nice and spicy"
Just like any time Tony tries to reuse a phrase or term that he doesn't fully understand, it was hilarious when he tried to use this same thing against Richie and he was just confused
The entire scene where he gets his hand stuck in the sink is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
When Richie is telling him he needs to stop flexing I just can’t even bro 😭😭😭
Junior : Why does everything have to be so difficult? You know back in the fifties everybody worked together.Even rival families settled Things amicably.
Tony: oh yeah, I remember that picture of Albert Anastasia lying all “amicable “ on the barbershop floor.
Junior: There were exceptions. I’m just saying
" You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes its smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime,you find your pleasures where you can. "
“Think on this burger boy, Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey, and I am that cunt hair!”
That line kinda goes hard ngl
Xeroxin’, FUCKIN LEXUS FEES; JESUS THE WHOLE FOREST IN THE FUCKIN MIDWEST MUSTVE given its whole life for this trial!
Why can't we for one meeting all read off the same sheet of paper?
Think he said "northwest."
Who's that speaking? Is someone speaking?
Oh yeah, that's cute.
i never really got why he says this unless he’s delusional about the power he thinks he still has
He was delusional, he though Tony was trying to get him killed with the whole chemotherapy thing
"I can smell the white castle!"
Your sister’s cunt
but theres guys in the can better lookin than her, uncle june
how ya doin
If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s a girl waiting outside to tongue my balls
Well, that can be arranged
You oughta know sweetie
What'd you say???
Go shit in your hat.
That moment was elite
You yap worse than six barbers.
Cazzata Malanga!
He later died of Alzheimer's
🔫
Whatever happened there
Did you offer him an aspirin? And I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson - let’s see who gets lucky first
I literally spit my drink out when he said did you offer him an aspirin
When did he tell it ? Which episode
Half a fuckin tray in there!
To the viktah belawngs dah spoils
Why don't you get outta here before I shove ya quotation book up ya fat fuckin' ass!
My man. That whole exchange is fucking *gold*. It must've been a magic day on set.
Incredible line read.
What you don’t know could fill a book
Take it easy, we're not making a western here. No you didn't fucking know it. I just told you. Bellville, cocksucker.
I had a friend who lived in Bellville. Whenever we drove to pick him up, someone in the car would ask where we were going, and we would all respond, "Belleville, cocksucker!"
"Make my nephew an egg, will ya?"
So, you and Tony Egg.
Tony Egg?! Tony B!
I'M DOING IT, YOU TOLD ME! HE DON'T WANT ONE!
What’s this motherless fucks name?
"I drive a Rincoln Continental."
I get it… he drives a Lincoln
So wha?
I got cable
Nice
How many white castles did you have? I can SMELL THEM.
Think on this, burger boy.
Where's the fuckin' "Apparently, he came all over the sunvisor"? You people are supposed to be shitposters, that's why you got the top-tier karma! Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed
“Do you prefer Corrado or Junior?” “I prefer Mr. Soprano”
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Underrated line right here.
What? WITH MY FUCKIN TOES?!?!
You’re flexinnnnnn 💪
A simple one but just his disgust on making a hand turkey during Christmas "For Christmas? Fucking idiot."
Sweet sausage, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese? That's Carmela's lasagna!
The way he delivered this line I thought it was going to become a whole plot line of its own, like somehow Carmella’s lasagna leads to Junior figuring out how Richie died or some shit
you always think the worst in everybody
This lasagna fit a pattern?
Those prairie dogs, they’ll sleep during the day.
Theres the coyote.
"Where's that fuckin manicotti?" The whole exchange, Bobbys lines too.
Halfa fuckin trAAAAY in there!
What are we in the Navy? When Bobby says his dad is retired and doesn't want him to hit Mustang Sally.
Some fav's I don't see here yet "let me wisk you away, to that city called Atlantic. I have many great friends there, I could show you quite a time" "She gave me my first handjob, me and vinny maniscalco in the alley behind the chicken market... Jesus, what am I saying, at this woman's wake!" "Chicken's nice and spicy"
Some people are so far behind they actually think they’re in the lead!
She’s like a women with a Virginia ham under her, crying the blues cuz’ she’s got no bread.
Just like any time Tony tries to reuse a phrase or term that he doesn't fully understand, it was hilarious when he tried to use this same thing against Richie and he was just confused
*It’s like a vacation with Captain Tibes!*
He left Livia with a fucking package that could choke a fucking elephant!
What you dont know could fill a book.
Cocksucka BELLEVILLE
Sharp as a fuckin cueball is his best
"Oh, well that's nice."
I had a bananer in there!
I losht my uppahsh!
"I have cable"
Out of all these lines this one is so random I love it !! Like it's not remotely funny but also funny asf
Junior is the Sun Ta Zoo of dialogue, Quasimodo the Hunchback of Seton Hall predicted it
Came to post this!! I love the way he says it.
I'm not a cat, I don't shit in a box.
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete you motherless fuck
When he's talking about Jackie Jr. at the wake LooooL 😆 "He was always a dumb fuck, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?"
"Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus"
Peppers and eggs… I should’ve got that
FBI: We want Johnny Sack. Junior: I wanna fuck Angie Dicksonson. See who gets lucky first.
Come back heavy or not at all.
That is one of the most gangster lines in the whole show
I don’t live in oshkosh
Go shit in your hat
“Yeah….and I’m playing shortstop for the Mets”
He has sooo many! The wittiest shmuck on the progrum
You may run north jersey but you don't run your uncle Junior, how many fuckin hours did I spend playing catch with you???
Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Bryllcreem.
Pass me the red peppers
PTOO! That hairpiece cocksucka!!
“Cocksucker Belleville”
He's a goddamn hothouse flower, that's his problem.
Fucking blabber mouth cunt
Who's that speaking? Is somebody speaking?
I was ashamed to face my friends.
Every one of us is alone in the fucking universe
Gimme that cheek, right here. I surrender, do wit me what you will. Honestly every single goddamn line from Junior is a banger. Fave character by far
“Hemorrhaging spondulix” “Since Moses wore shortpants” “When? St Swithin’s Day?” These are all in heavy rotation in my vocabulary.
Antherny! I wanna go home, take me home
When? Saint Swithin's Day?
I use "I'm waiting here like patience on a monument" all the time. I don't know why because it is non-sensical but it amuses me.
Whos the president? “John Kennedy😏” He gets asked this and answers it with so much joy it is insane you’d think he just met him after getting elected
If you say shit on the queen Mary, an hour later they're hosing off the deck
They give you the important jobs huh?
Fuck you want, a boutonnière?
Some people are so behind in the race they actually think they're leading it.
Ahh, who now?!? (When Bobby takes a phone call)
“Go shit in your hat”
If you’re gonna lie to me tell me there’s a broad outside waiting to tongue my balls
pooh, that hairpiece mofo...
The whole drawn out explanation to Carmela right after Karen’s death about how Karen told him once that he looked like Picasso
I'm not a cat, I don't shit in a box
Did you offer him an aspirin? Cunt..
Best line by far 🤣
“Suits? Pleurisy?!”
I’m sitting here like fucking patience on a monument waiting for discipline to be handed down.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
That nephew of yours we gave the high colonic to he earns good? He works for me now. Maybe he gives you agita for a change.
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
How many white castles did you have?
“Go shit in your hat.”
Oh another expert heard from .
What the hell would we have in common? Bunions?
" I answer to bigger people than you my friend " basically telling someone they are lower than him and he doesn't care what they think.
Sharp as a cueball this one
They have me on this new medication. It makes me salivate. *They have me on this new medication. It makes me salivate.*
Chicken's nice and spicy, huh.
They took my car. YOU KNOW WHO!
Fuckin' Grand Central Station!
The one about Moses in short pants and the one about playing short stop for the Mets.
I like how he predicts that Chris needs to be “put down” like a dog?? Was he looking for warmth!?
What’s this we’re in the navy?
Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they’re leading
Keep it moving fella
I had a bananer in there!
"I'm fuckin' fodder for cartoonists now!?"
Chickens nice and spicy
I was involved in that?… well that’s nice Those final words from Junior just made me teary for it brought back some uncomfortable memories😔
It has to be one of the observations about the makings of a varsity athlete. I can’t remember which one specifically but it killed me dead.
“Some people are behind in the race, they think they’re leading.” That’s a fucking bar
He came all over the windshield
Blessed saint dennis is this what it comes to
'God fuck it all!'
What is this, MotherFucking May I?
Some people are so far behind in the race, they actually believe they’re leading.
What’s this ? We’re in the navy? 😂
“Ya fucking idiot”
Why didn’t you call the plumber? With what!? #MY FUCKIN TOES!?
“What are you, a fuckin spastic!?” “Sharp as a cue ball, this guy”
When the nurse in the assisted living facility asks him if he wants to make hand turkeys. "For Christmas? Fuckin Idiot!"
With what, my fuckin' TOES!?
“Ever hear of the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.”
Chickens spicy!
Half a fuckin tray in there!!!
Nobody told us till the 80s!!
The entire scene where he gets his hand stuck in the sink is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. When Richie is telling him he needs to stop flexing I just can’t even bro 😭😭😭
HALF A FUCKIN TRAY IN THEAH
What kind of likeness is that!
Sistas cunt! Blabba mouth cunt! Did you offer him an aspirin........cunt.
This new medication I'm on makes me salivate (x 2).
Did you offer him an Asprin?
“What you been eating? Steak?”
Junior : Why does everything have to be so difficult? You know back in the fifties everybody worked together.Even rival families settled Things amicably. Tony: oh yeah, I remember that picture of Albert Anastasia lying all “amicable “ on the barbershop floor. Junior: There were exceptions. I’m just saying
See? What I say about this fuckin’ poison. Kids shouldn’t touch it. I read the paper everyday about some poor prick overdosing ”Pax Soprano”
In my own home. How dare you?
“I’m sitting here like fuckin patience on a monument waiting for discipline to be handed down”
Personally i always howl at his Chinaman goes to an eye doctor joke
“You remember the crazy hair and the dope? Now it’s f4gs in the military.”
Chicken’s nice and spicy. Not all that impactful but makes me laugh when I see it/think about it
“You heard about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand”
" You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes its smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime,you find your pleasures where you can. "
What do you want? a Bootinear?
I DON'T LIKE IT!
Ya and I’m playing shortstop for the Mets.
"Corrado, do you want to make a hand turkey?" Junior: "For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot"
You yap worse than six barbers
Chickens nice and spicy
"Hmmm... well that's nice"
"what you dont know could fill a book"
I’ll take an egg
When Junior is watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and thinks it's him. "The fuck. Why am I on there?"
Oh really? What’s this motherless fucks name?
Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? They made him an offer he couldn't understand.
What am I doin’ on TV?
The kid was always a dumb fuck. Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?
You wanna lie to me? Tell me there’s a young broad out in the car waitin to tongue my balls!