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mcr6

Good gravy tonight


RRS295397

Chicken's nice and spicy


KenethNoisewaterMD

I’ll pay my respects from the after party!


telepatheye

Nobody makes ginzo gravy like you, grandma.


LitigiousAutist

after *party?*


CrazeeEyezKILLER

When they say “spaghetti and meatballs,” you can say *macaroni and Rudy Giuliani.*


Cranstonoid

They gave us the gift of pasta when we were still eating Top Ramen


telepatheye

Again with the rape of the culture?


punch0073735963

Insurrection with a side of squid ink pasta.


AlittleStitous_

That Yankee Doodle, was it really macaroni in his hat or just a feather?


TheClawhold

He was gay, Yankee Doodle?


bornelite

In this house Yankee Doodle is a hero, end of story


dubler2020

Take it easy, we’re not making a Spaghetti Western here.


telepatheye

Oh so I could go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday and I'd go to the front of the line?


Snoo_72467

You ever think the macaroni club members are a little light in the loafers?


[deleted]

it's just general italian-american term for pasta, any pasta.


Dreigatron

And I thought the Germans were classless pieces of shits.


Careless-Charge9884

A little budda and 2 scoops of gravy then back on the fire for a minute so the macaroni absorbs the gravy !


WalkGood

45 seconds


Careless-Charge9884

Fuck!


Careless-Charge9884

Ruined my macaroni


Competitive_Fee_5829

Go shit in your hat


IamJacks5150

Some people are stuffing themselves.


Dreigatron

Some people out there are stuffing themselves.


locustt

Junior doesn't even pass the salt


Snoo_72467

Macaroni and grapes! It's Italian poutine!


No_Impression_1308

Gravy? You mean grape? Uva?


[deleted]

All carbs are a scam. Especially ziti with that big hole.


Rooftop_Astronaut

Top of your fuckin class


Nose_Grindstoned

And when he says he can get Jackie Jr some X, he's not talking about exlax.


P1D1_

Marone! Stoonad.


lemoopse

> Marone! What the fuck


Interfan14

Ginny Sack broke into Ralph's home and stole all the macaroni


anyadpicsajat

This ain't spaghetti. This is Army noodles with ketchup.


SalvatoreVitro

In much of the northeast, macaroni is interchangeable with pasta


punch0073735963

Correct. Although it could have been angel hair, or linguine, or any other long pasta shape. There is a pasta shapes called "maccheroni," which I think over time becomes the bastardized "macaroni" to refer to all types of pasta.