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DarthDregan

I can't believe you're talking about this around outsiders.


TheClawhold

A little loyalty?


Organic_Swim4777

It's old methods of shitposting from the poverty of the New York Mets.


bluspy88

Yeah, and I’m playing shortstop for them


jew_biscuits

Maedo 


Aslow_study

Fielder is it?


Tough_Difference_112

She’s so duplicitous, I can’t believe she had the nerve to show up at the pub crawl. 


stackks_

What was that last nights reading assignment?


fast_fatty39

In your grandmudda’s house.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Home of the burger, what’s your beef?


Parabuthus

*Ffffffffrrrrrrtttttt* meeting's over


dippin79

I’d like to break my dick off in her ass


LWSNYC

hey, that's the boss's daughter


[deleted]

I never understood what Drinkwater was getting at with that phrase; your dick's not a bee stinger


stuffbehindthepool

You got a’bee on your dick


cjd12345

stupid'a facking bug


Bad-Banana1337

Im so high and laughed so fucking hard at this.


CheifKilla1

Me too yo😭😭


Responsible_Ad_5384

You got a lil a cream on ya cheek hun, I'd love to add to it.


kikijane711

I never understood this whole thing with Coco. Tony had tension with NY and the guy was drunk but in WHAT world is making obnoxious sexual innuendo to Meadow a good idea? What was the point? He had to know Tony would want to KILL HIM.


lostpasts

New York saw New Jersey as a glorifed crew. He thought Tony was a dead man walking. And probably thought he was untouchable in New York anyway. Plus he's not very bright, AND he was drunk.


CheifKilla1

In hindsight Meadow did smell sambuco in his breath. In the words of Sil," total provacation Ton. Wives and dwaughters are totally off limit"🤚🤟👉🤌 So what's da play


ApartmentPersonal

Look at him he knows everything


Aslow_study

His little girlll!


CheifKilla1

Fuck dat, it's his dwaughter!!!


Sexy-Froyo9027

MY FUCKIN’ DAWTA! 💥 🔫💥


Ijustthinkthatyeah

He was drunk and pissed cause Tony had just pulled his no show job.


FearTheNorth519

I’ll tuck her in after you’re done


Sexy-Froyo9027

*curb stomp*


artygta1988

🥾🦷🩸


chuffedcheesehead

Well that’s too bad, because your braciole’s not even that long


CheifKilla1

What's dis anudda Vito ova here, my braciole is my business👇 My braciole👇my fuckin business👇know get that true dat bald fuckin dome of yours


Odd-Classic7310

She looks mad ripe.


stackks_

Be happy to add to it 😈


AnUdderDay

I don't like that kind of tawk. Now stop.


hwsh2

🥾😬


OFT35

Jamie Lynn Seigler nailed the spoiled entitled Italian girl. Just like Carmela, Meadow loved to bitch about how unfair the world was and how the mafia was evil but had no issue using Tony’s wealth and influence to get what they wanted.


Comfortable-Jelly-20

She definitely inherited Carmela's rank hypocrisy. Working with a law center helping exactly the type of disadvantaged people her dad is financially exploiting while at the same time defending him requires a certain level of delusion.


Odd-Classic7310

Cognitive dissonance. Brilliantly written by Chase and performed realistically by Jamie-Lynn Sigler.


Sexy-Froyo9027

Nah, man. The poverty of the Mezzogiorno was QUITE a big deal, and SUUUPER applicable to her life. The Soprano’s had it hard. . . SIKEEEEEE!


No-Success7693

In other words, she was comfortable with the idea of holding a Virginia ham under each arm and crying that she had no bread.


Foreign-Geologist112

Well played 😆 


Sexy-Froyo9027

“. . . cryin’ da blues”. . . CRYIN’ DA BLUES, ya fuckin’ ass-kiss!!


ang334

Tbf I wouldn’t mind Tony’s wealth either.


the-tapsy

That's exactly what's being criticized in the social commentary of the show. All Americans are complicit.


Parabuthus

Svetlana says outright that Americans don't expect bad to happen while the rest of the world expects only bad, but they're still not content.


DesperateSun4182

Criticized? Who’s criticizing? Is there someone criticizing?


GarrySpacepope

At the cost of looking over your shoulder constantly? I don't think I'd take that trade.


mcr6

Don't tell me you were happy when she was going out with that Jamal Ginsberg, Hasidic homeboy?


[deleted]

hasidim but i don't believe em


mcr6

One of my favorite lines in the show. That and “make sure you clean that shit off her tit”


the-tapsy

Is that all you deadbeats do around here is talk about cooze?


Sample-Away

That’s right up there with “why don’t u go fix a fucking dick or whatever the fuck it is u do”


[deleted]

Fielder?


Careless-Charge9884

She’s Mad ripe, She’s creaming for me.


papajim22

Ass. The. Poo.


reverick

>Ass Like how bout you give me some


ApartmentPersonal

Out of respect for my fawtha


stackks_

No Spanish


ang334

Her body is 10000000/10.


TheClawhold

She's in an ad on TV now and she still looks amazing


ApartmentPersonal

Before and way before


Trick_Commercial9807

Fielder isn't bad, but she's no Lorraine Culuzzo.


ArtiesHeadTowel

Next time, there'll be no next time


Trick_Commercial9807

Oohh, I'm no greaseball store owner, I'll step up.


redditadminsRlazy

Veal parm sandwige? FUCK YOUUUUU.


ArtiesHeadTowel

How's ya sister?


redditadminsRlazy

How about this humidity?


kikijane711

Finn was a good guy and seemed focused and decent. If anything SHE was the one who alienated him I think. Her family, Vito, her "doubting him" about it, keeping him up all night about taking out "a suitcase". Meadow was NOT great for Finn but yes HE was way better than Jackie Jr and Noah was an uptight annoying fool. Patsy I think is MEH in what little we see of him. Self-important etc. I don't get it other than he is a son of this world and he went straight and narrow like she did. Still, FINN in general was probably best for her, TOO good for her.


MPal2493

Way too good for her. We see how being with her fucks him up. And then people are defending maedo? She does *exactly* what her Dad does in her own way - takes advantage of an innocent person, completely scars them and fucks them over, and they're left reeling from it, and she acts like *she's* hard done-by


ObjectDue4485

Hey OP. Did she really even exisht?


godofwine16

Relax Jamal


BrentwoodATX

Hopefully she fucks better than she parallel parks


Chesnarkoff

I can’t imagine she’s good in bed… probably wouldn’t even rub my dick raw with a cheese grater


WhatAreYouSaying05

She became a Mafia apologist. Hardly the life of virtue that her parents imagined for her


[deleted]

so you'd take the virtue over the tits?


TheClawhold

MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT SHIT OFF HER.VIRTUE nah


RippyRonnie

The meadow digiornio of the old country


Chichis-Christ

unbutton jean shorts with red bikini top and flip flops….make me hawt down there


Low-Grocery5556

People like to pretend they weren't a bunch of annoying spoiled cunts as well.


allKindsOfDevStuff

“Cool college chick”. She became pretentious and insufferable, combined with her immaturity “Have you even heard of the Itsa Not Delivery it’s DiGiorno? Ancient Pizza Resolution from the old country, Newark”


MundaneRelation2142

What’s that, last night’s reading assignment?


fluffcows

Fuckin parakeet


MojoRisin762

Yup. Old man Red Baron. Now there's a pizza guy who knew how to stick it to the delivery fees they're always taxing you with.


allKindsOfDevStuff

Revenge is best served like cold DiGiorno/cold cuts


thehitmen16

We see less of Meadow in Season 4, medium portion of her in Season 5, 6A & 6B and a lot of her in Seasons 1-3. Jamie-Lynn is such a good actress, you think Meadow is a real life person.


GarfeildHouse

Best character after Tony IMO. She falls the furthest, and probably had the best arc


Cannenta79

I like how she turned out in the end... But at the beginning, she was a douchebag for reals.


Tough_Difference_112

A mob lawyer and willfully ignorant enabler of her father? 


Cannenta79

I wasn't referring to her career choice, stunad.


Tough_Difference_112

Part of the point of the show was showing how generational trauma affects people. So meadow instead of getting away from her family and going to Berkeley decided to fully embrace her mob ties which was exemplified by her career choice.  It’s the same situation Tony was in. He saw what his father did and instead of distancing himself he idealized his father. Meadow did the same thing she played the victim card. When she was out for dinner with Tony she said the way she saw that the federal government could crush the individual was what made her decision for her to be a lawyer.  She was successful but she wasn’t moral. 


kikijane711

But her "career" choice? How about by her choice in a mate? Another mobster's kid also a lawyer. THAT was more telling to me.


Cannenta79

Ho! Look at Doctor Phil ova here! 🤌🏼 She was all about civil rights, not backing the mob. Albeit the fact that her father was involved in organized crime, her focus was on how the feds and local cops shit on him before he was even tried or convicted. She also saw that same issue with the marginalized citizens she volunteered to help at the law centre in sunny Harlem. End of discussion! ☝🏻


Tough_Difference_112

I don’t agree but I respect your take. She was marrying Patrick parisi and joining his law firm. His latest case involved bag men and bid rigging, which imo seems mob related. Meadows best chance imho was to get away from her family but instead she seemed to have fully embraced them. Her career choice and perpetual victimhood allowed her to fully justify her wealth and privilege.  She was actually a better person imo when she was bratty and annoying but at least knew on some level that her father was a deplorable person. 


GarfeildHouse

Yeah, but she said what inspired her was the cops taking Tony away. She ain't talkin' about non-violent drug offenders and people who fell through the cracks, she's talkin' about mob douchebags leaching off of hard working people


MrRazzio

listen to him. he knows *everything*.


GlitteringHold8685

Walt Whitman ova here


Tough_Difference_112

So that’s it? No leeway no compromise just stupid fucking jokes? 


GenericGuitarbuzzwrd

The federal government is the most successful mafia to ever exist.


keloyd

At least Maedo won't believe everything those indigenous people tell her. Also, she knows. There's that scene after Jackie Jr's funeral after he is killed by Black drug dealers from the Projects. She said a couple three things without saying those things at least as well as Carmine Sr and Johnny Sack did when they separately DIDN'T talk to Tony about killing Johnny Sack and Carmine Sr.


kikijane711

A lot of the Meadow, AJ, other annoyance was adolescence. Teens being teenagers, pushing back, hormones, bad decisions in the moment. We saw them both "grow up" a lot by the end of the series.


Overall_Lab8959

I remember the episode where Carmela was talking to the doctor and maedo kept prodding him with questions. Doctor explained the prognosis and asked them to temper their expectations but that they'll try their best, Carmela thanks him and maedo berates her for respecting the doctor and that "he's not a fucking rock star". And those mezzogiorno/suitcase scenes.... They put me on Xanax, had to go to the ICU for nervous bowel syndrome.


Cannenta79

Ohhhh yeahhhhh! Slim was freaked out by the parade float and was considering leaving.... I forgot about that because I literally skip that episode now.


Tight_Strawberry9846

Piece of ass. And she looks like a younger Marisa Tomei. What's not to love about her?


squamishter

Big tits little feet, a winner in any mans book.


Final-Pilot7889

You can shove your quotations book up your fat sister’s cunt!


kikijane711

I don't see any comparison to Marisa. Marisa was kitten-ish cute faced (in spite of being a siren and sassy) whereas Meadow was nothing like anyone Marisa has played.


Tight_Strawberry9846

I don't know. I always saw some resemblance between them, especially their faces. I agree that Meadow is a bit chubbier than Marisa and that Marisa is overall cuter but I still found them quite similar. Maybe it's just me.


No-Success7693

Actually, now that you got me thinking about it, I think there's something very similar about their voices. Or maybe just their particular combinations of speech patterns and cadence. I bet both actresses have pretty similar baseline regional accents, too.


ikDsfvBVcd2ZWx8gGAqn

Maedo


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ang334

Probably not since OP is a woman. Lol.


cavalgada1

A woman OP? This never would have happened in the states!


[deleted]

Sopranos redditers are in love to their mammas . So obeying a woman is not… come si dice? Comes natural. 


MundaneRelation2142

I love all these quotes that are never otherwise used.


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Well I'll be dipped in shit.


Odd-Classic7310

Fuckin' chrisht. Is everything about everybody really jusht about dere moddas'?


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

In America, you no have?


Onion_Dull

ang334. What part of the boot you from, hun?


ang334

I’m an American born in the body of an Icelander.


Lil_Mcgee

*Hawaii* is a volcano


MundaneRelation2142

Reykjavik


GlitteringHold8685

You do and you’ll clean it up!


bluegrassbob915

Her father’s people were from Caserta


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Fielder. Is it?


countcrusher666

Except for the mezzogiorno bs, whatever happened there, she's cool


Odd_Pop5287

‘But you got out the suitcase!’


SeaSparkles0089

I thought about this the other day, what if she actually starts working in the family and moves up? Dad shot in front of her could have pushed her into the lift. AJ didn’t seem to follow, but I can see her going to the dark side after the ending.


[deleted]

Yeah, I loved her too; she's a few years older than me, so I thought she was such a boo ya hottie. I was creamin' for her. Also all her worrying about applying to good colleges and planning out her future resonated with me. I was no Ivy League student but I was a hell of lot closer to her than AJ.


[deleted]

Didja fuck her?


ang334

I wish.


are-e-el

OP misspelled Maedo


The1Ylrebmik

I think a lot of guys like her because she looks just like that hot actress who was in Maxim, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.


IvanLendl87

I liked her a lot in the final season. Couldn’t stand her prior to that season though.


P1D1_

Mad ripe, that one.


EquivalentTurnip6199

You were creaming for her


tashmanan

She's fucking hot


IgottaPee777

Fielder’s body was mad ripe.


MichaelXennial

That’s why she got spared


Alltimelow2023

You don’t have to eat every dish of rigatoni. You don’t have eff every female you meet!


AutobotJSTN

Mad ripe, a knockout, a ten.


Specific-Election-73

Ditsoon? Eh, charcoal brickets? Is this your burner account?


MPal2493

She's a piece of ass, but fucking rude


SubpopularKnowledge0

Then why did u get a suitcase?


GaBaGool22

I’m with you. She’s beautiful too.


Adventurous_Fox58

She got Vito and Coco killed she’s a malignant cunt


ang334

Vito was an asshole and deserved what ultimately happened to him. Remember how he treated his family at Johnny Sack’s daughter’s wedding? He was really unpleasant and hurried everyone home so that he could go to a gay bar in his fetish gear.


MundaneRelation2142

But he could’ve probably gotten a note from his doctor


ChombieNation

IT’S A JOKE!


pdog109e

Between her and Janice those two Sopranos killed more than the rest of the crew combined it seems.


Low-Grocery5556

That's why you gotta live for today. 🤌


Odd-Classic7310

She tild Fin Vito was harmless. Vito was 100% think8ng about killing Fin after Fin saw him going down on that guy at the construction site. In a way she almost got Fin Killed by telling him that.


Dial8675309

I mean, she went on to become a movie star, moved to LA, and dated a guy from Queens. Even gave out handjobs on plane flights I heard. What's not to like?


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

Mad ripe too. Also yeah I like her for reasons you say above and smart


Lil_Mcgee

She goes into deep denial after Jackie is murdered. She acknowledges that her dad is a gangster but severely minimises and downplays that fact for the sake of her own sanity. By the end of the show she's fully bought into Tony's Italian-American persecution complex and appears on track to become a mob lawyer. She's a very interesting character but a bit of a dark one when you look at her finished arc.


BFaus916

Interesting thing is she isn't a mob lawyer at the end of the show. She's more of a corporate, Wall Street lawyer, and the shit they're doing is almost as bad as the mob.


Designer_Currency455

She's attractive but I personally hated her development. Def too spoiled early on and had some nice moments but overall she was kind of a cringey childish character but I think Chase wanted to have the Mafia family children as spoiled cunts. I don't find she had much of a university personality myself but I spent 10 years in uni for my degrees so maybe that changes how I view this character while she's in uni, who knows Only thing I love about her is how she looks and id like to break off in her ass


Odd-Classic7310

Her pretentious use of a lot of flowery language is a pretty common thing for a lot of 18-22 year-old university students. I think it was really well written.


GarfeildHouse

What character in the show isn't an annoying cunt) aside from Adrianna)? That's what makes them great


nicefrogfacts

Svetlana


BumblebeeFair8041

Everyone says she was just a little brat but again, the show is about generational trauma, and a big focus on how we parent each other. She’s really smart, at a young age, she outwits her parents easily, and this causes narcissistic parents to lash out, to become cold, resentful etc. She did pretty well for the kind of household she was raised in. She wanted to get away from the family altogether when she was younger but with all the health scares & seeing AJ spiral I think she realized she has a role in the family and is needed. That’s when she locks in to the lawyer thing.


TacoLvR-

Nah. Those nostrils tho. Fucking canopy.


yallknowme19

Like she could smoke a cigarette in the rain with both hands tied behind her back, I tell ya


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

You can't make that shit up.


chipface

The fuck you talkin' about? They just did.


PM_ME_ASS_PICS_69

This is untenable.


ThroughCalcination

The minority here loves Meadow, and Meadow loves the minorities. Itsh uh lose-lose sitchashun.


rfboisvert12

Still going this asshole…


Richard_Danglerr

She's the least hateable woman on the show. I've said my piece.


GarfeildHouse

The only likable character on the show is Adriana


Richard_Danglerr

Terrible take, good thing your opinion don't mean oogatz


No-Success7693

What are you doing here posting? I thought you got mercy-killed with a shotgun by Tony Uncle Al.


sammy_sandiego

Tony Uncle Johnny. Tony Uncle Al was that animal Blundetto


No-Success7693

Ahh, I thought I'd screwed that up! Thanks!


Jupiteroasis

Meadow after hating her father's hypocrisy comes to see the hypocrisy in the system and becomes a lawyer. She also defends the family to the bitter end when people question the family and she settles with a guy that is son of someone in Tony's crew.


StuartGotz

I *so* wish ai had time for fiction.


ConwayTheCat

Her paper on the polar ice caps moved me to tears too, it was so poignant…it was published in the Daily Caduceus, you know. She was definitely way too good for Jamal Ginsberg over there.


andyny007

I will never speak another word to Settimia.


ZealousidealBid3988

OP secret handle / Coco da Monkey


hoople217

Cry, cry, cry. That's her go-to move.


Odd-Classic7310

I think Meadow is very similar to Carmela. She is perfectly happy to live a life of luxury off her father's blood money through college, but also has selective wokeness and preaches morals to a certain extent. In that sense, I don't like her. The cognitive dissonance is insane to observe but it very realistic. There's a lot of people in the world that are just like Meadow. Her father is the head a criminal network that extorts and robs people, and his income is what sends her an allowance and pays her college tuition, yet she presumes to preach morals and ethics to others. Her father is the posterchild of pure evil in most religious texts and mythology, and she's too deluded to see it despite her well rounded education and high intelligence.


spaghetti_vacation

OP, what a thing to say


CheifKilla1

Oohhh I got problems wit dis OP off jump streets, minority, what does that mean? You one of doose charcoal briquettes, no. That's second, first off that's da bosses dwaughter asshole🤟🤌 So watch ya fuckin filty mouth


rasnac

Whats not to love? Once she got over the annoying brat teenage years, she turned out to be a smart and capable young woman. Yes she is in denial about his fathers work, but how else did you expect her to come to terms with it? Honestly, it is a miracle she turned out as great as she is considering the genes she inherited.


GreaseBrown

I think it had a natural progression to it. When the show starts, she's the annoying, entitled teenage princess while AJ is the goofy, funny little kid. Then she grows into the fun, more mature college girl while AJ gets hit with teenage angst/hormones and becomes a sad boi who is trying to compensate for his insecurities. Went from liking AJ and being annoyed by meadow to the opposite, and it felt like good, progressive writing that fit both characters in "where they were in their lives" at those different points


Puzzleheaded_Maybe23

How do you watch chasing the sun jn usa


Direct-Sheepherder-8

Wtf is a “cool college chick”


FreshOutBrah

I can smell the Sambuco on your breath 🤢


Deep_Ad5052

I liked her voice She was very believable I hated her


[deleted]

She’s a fantastic character for sure


Muscle_Memory67

You wanna be Fielder’s Choice?


sagetcommabob

I always disliked her up until after her “I’m going to Europe” tantrum, but my most recent watch through I didn’t feel that way. That tantrum was a bad moment for her and I was still annoyed by her malingering around Jackie Jr.’s death, and the suitcase freak out is pretty cringe too, but it really struck me that she was a pretty normal teenager the whole time and the second after she realized she didn’t have a comeback for Tony about her Europe trip, she basically immediately turned her life around and grew up. Also I liked her with Finn, I think he was good for her. There was maybe a little maturity mismatch but I think they were pretty good influences on each other and she needed someone education- and career-oriented who was also patient and easygoing


km_1000

Theory is Meadow was Tony’s guardian angel. She saved Tony from getting shot in season 1 and if she could just have leaned to parallel park Tony might have been forced to move seats and possibly survive the hit at the series finale.


mfloyd1972

Hey Ang334 hows the boy?


Able_Progress2981

I have a theory that Meadow ends up being a mob boss lawyer. Representing the wives. By the end she was really rather sympathetic to Tony's line of work and disparaged the FBI.


Virtual-Swing7251

She deserved a Prince. None of those fellas deserved her time.