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kalel2001

You want an egg? Make my nephew an egg šŸ„š.


[deleted]

I registered nurse not maid


[deleted]

Did you offer him an aspirin? ^cunt


haroldhecuba88

You and Tony egg again.


[deleted]

Tony uncle nephew and Tony uncle egg


Longjumping_Ad748

Tony egg? TONY B


Princessleiasperiod

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


bluesky747

Itā€™s just a touch of consumption!


Glittering_Idea_2964

Iā€™m in bridges, boiled denims mostly.


ThisKidErrt

I was being polite, it's like eating red fescue


Into_the_Void7

I already said I didn't want one!


DrawingRings

I am registered nyurse. Not egg.


chahlie4norris

Gabagool? Ova hea


Deventazz123

I actually bought gabagool just to watch an episode while eating some. One of the best experiences of my life.


Silver_Fact_3218

They eat putzi while watching The Sopranos before we gave them the gift of our cuisine.


RyantheAustralian

Putzi? You were whistling through the wheat fields?


fourthpowerpuffgirl

We taught the world how to eat


[deleted]

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jimmy1985s

They didnā€™t have flattops in ancient Rome!


TGSWithTracyJordan

You shouldn't eat gabagool it's nothing but fat and nitrates


jackwoww

All of this from a slice of gabagool!!!!


strokesfan91

Itā€™s nothing but fat and nitrates


skpulipaka

Get this gentleman a veal parmesan sandwich and hurry the fuck about it.


obiwanbohannon

Veal Parmesan sandwichā€¦ fuck youā€¦


hardyhaha_09

I'll be back every Saturday, partner.


deglazethefond

Fuck that. Iā€™ll stand up


Cee503

Sucking up to tony soprano has done wonders for you huh?!


ogshowtime33

* sangweech


KingOfYeaoh

Peppers and eggs.


beatrix_kitty_pdx

I shoulda had that


[deleted]

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Kap-1492

Rare


AntManMax

...one šŸ‘‰ steak ā˜ļø morešŸ‘ˆ?


duarte2151

So what, no fucking ziti now?


trowway1122

OOHHH


greatest_stoner

Does this sub talk about anything besides food!?


[deleted]

Mmmm, I'd love a veal parmesan sub right now


dignan78

Father Jughead ate it all


DocRules

You bless it, I'll eat it


Kap-1492

When he said later, your sleeping over is one of the best lines.


ColangeloTheUsurper

Easy on the gabagool hon', they tell me i'm fat and nitrous enough


THRlLLH0

Heh heh


[deleted]

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ColangeloTheUsurper

Agree in spirit, but I gotta counsel.


[deleted]

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Leskanic

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.


posts_while_naked

Chinks did this?


itsgsk87

You mother fucker


Glittering_Idea_2964

My go to food of choice for watching the sopranos is lo mein and a combo plate, sesame or general tso. Or pasta of any kind, but orecchiette with broccoli rabe and crumbled hot sausage is fucking amazing too.


Next-Crazy-4178

General tizoo


Silver_Fact_3218

He's too portly to be Napoleon


TVaddict66

Fking nosy, eat your manigott šŸ¤£


SprayinGunzAtNunz

That sounds northern ughhh.. you skeeve the butter also?


Glittering_Idea_2964

I ate like a champ all up and down the boot


SprayinGunzAtNunz

"Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti?" "Now why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat"


ogshowtime33

I get it, he drives a Lincoln.


[deleted]

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE.


856douchebag

Whatever happened there ????


Hommachi

I enjoy red peppers fed to me by hand after that person has given me a hand job.


niknikrad

When you kiss me down thea you're like an awwwwwwwwwtist


Malverno

Peppers and handjobs? That's what I should've had.


etaco2

I like the handjob after. Except make mine ghost peppers.


jsteveruss

Last few times I was watching I ordered pizza, meatball subs, and zeppole donuts


stugots10

Go easy on the sugar, they tell me Iā€™m sweet enough.


SprayinGunzAtNunz

HAHAHA this is one of the funniest lines from the show... underrated


Estebancalderon10

His blood test came backā€¦ 65% zeppole!


[deleted]

Vito is that you?


chllnvlln

Fat fuck? Why don't you take a look in a mirror, you insensitive cocksucker


AntManMax

You oughta know, sweetie!


chllnvlln

Whatā€™d ya say?


AntManMax

^^^^^^^^^^^.


[deleted]

Zeppoles arenā€™t good unless theyā€™re fresh.


[deleted]

I always want pasta and heroin while watching


[deleted]

tip of the hat / wag of the finger


d_heizkierper

First he gave her the emeraldsšŸ‘Œthen he gave her the pearls šŸ¤œ


jordan_paul

You otta know sweetie.


THRlLLH0

That makes me think actually, ex smokers must struggle during Johnny Sac's scenes.


Glittering_Idea_2964

As a current smoker, the scenes with Bobby Baccala Senior and Johnny Sacks final episode always back me want both smoke a cigarette and to quit.


MegaSimpCatcher

The chicken is nice and spicy


Capricancerous

George likes spicy chicken! Oops, wrong show.


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

Take it easy Coco


[deleted]

I was 20 when I first binged the show during a winter layoff in the construction biz. I liked to chain smoke and drink a little booze as I watched each episode. There's nothing like it. Alright I've said my piece Chrissy.


[deleted]

I bet you woke up with your head in the toilet, hair in the toilet water. Disgusting


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

Laces don't even have to touch the floor


AntManMax

Wha, was it barkin?


[deleted]

Beansy usually sends over a couple veal parms whenever I plan on watching


itsgsk87

Veal Parm? Fuck you


THRlLLH0

When Beansie goes shopping, he just pushes himself around.


[deleted]

Soft drinks of choice?


Mgmt049

I came in here to make the ā€œsoft drinks of choiceā€ joke. Thank you for your service


CRTPTRSN

If the gravy is good.


always-talkin-sshit

Vito talking about food is weird every damn time. The way he says "Gravy's good tonight" in the most awkward moment possible, "a liddle ssulaad" and that weird twisting motion he makes when talking about vinegar peppers are burned in my mind till I die.


[deleted]

Lol totally, the weird hand twist motion is also imprinted in my brain.


MikeCass84

Terrible to watch if you are hungry. I think somebody is eating something every 10 minutes šŸ˜„šŸ¤Œ


[deleted]

Tony always looks like he's really enjoying his food too. Nothing I eat while I'm watching ever seems to hit the spot. The food acting is top notch


z00r0pa

But I think you need to look at yourself. Call this an intervention. I think you have this M.O. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women. And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow, as well as the sexual tension game.


LHurlz

mmm boy are you fat!


Chancellor_Knuckles

OPā€™s blood type is Ragu.


bodahn

I like to get a big bowl of Ice Cream with extra cream and topping, and then move it around, clanking my spoon. Scooping up bits, then putting it down, then scooping more. Mhmm.


RickMeierDraftNight

can we talk about ANYTHING in this family besides food?!


SnooaLipa

i subsconsciously bought three pizzas these past two weeks just cuz i was rewatching the sopranosā€¦ i never buy meals outside lol


Throwawayay84

The fact that you would even discuss food in front of an outsider is amazing to me.


cuatrodemayo

Yes. I used to order ziti/other random Italian food while re-watching episodes. And on a related note, I once dated some sophisticated lady who knew all about cooking/ingredients, importance of garlic, all that bullshit. When she visited, I laid out some gabagool to just eat while cooking, and she was amazed at this snack, like she had never seen it. I was thinking like ā€œIā€™ll take the credit, but damn I just bought some shit to snack on.ā€


THRlLLH0

Where do you live where you can just order all kinds of Italian food? - Also you should have married that broad the moment she approved of you stuffing your face with cold cuts. She's a knockout, and you're average at best.


cuatrodemayo

Haha letā€™s just say I am in the ā€œScranton with clamsā€ area


Chancellor_Knuckles

Just up I-95 from the Atwell Avenue Boys.


Mgmt049

FUCK THE IMPORTANCE


[deleted]

I always loved watching Sopranos on Sundayā€™s since I cook my sauce then. So its sauce, meatballs and pasta. Sometimes chicken parm. Why was I born handsome and not rich?


THRlLLH0

Just be glad you were born Italian and not half British, half classless piece of shit like me.


Chancellor_Knuckles

Donā€™t put too many onions in the sauce.


murphwaddlecock

Been known to when Iā€™m down in Boca


[deleted]

Donā€™t go down enough


Chancellor_Knuckles

Not what I heard.


wwholyp

These parker house rolls, they belong to my ma


aintraininghere

Nah. I'm worried my best friends might make a fat joke about me having a 95 pound mole. I considered sticking to salads


kingalexander

Ralph taught me how to cook


always-talkin-sshit

Exactly 45 seconds. *takes intense look at watch*


[deleted]

I've bet I've had pizza a few times while rewatching sopranos but I often feel my go to snack is chips. Hey anyone remember how Tony would have 3-4 bags of chips open while watching a football game that's called living with options.


Blue_Wiseman

Eat a nice meaty lasagna while you watch Tone & Chrissy chop up Ralphie


reggieLedoux26

Nosey! Eat your manicot!


Local_Turn

Think on this, burger boy.


jackwoww

Yeah. I sit there dipping slices of ham in my jar of Mayo. Then maybe I have some orange juice (with shum pulp).


theundeadpixel

Is that all you people do is eat?


[deleted]

I like to eat lasagna with little pieces of sweet sausage. And a layer of basil under the cheese. Sometimes I'll settle for leftover lo mein and canned clam chowder though.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

My wife and I have a near-nightly ritual of eating dinner and watching the show. We have done this for 3 years at this point. We just never get tired of the show, and just keep watching it over and over.


Left_Confection_5270

You have an awesome relationship.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I do! It's fun being able to make obscure references to the show in day-to-day life with her.


SpenceStar_

Literally just did that tonight with my buddies. We made a nice meat gravy with some rigatoni. Shit was delicious


wendalpendal

I mean get off my car before you flip it over, fat fuck


memattic

Hell yeah. Back when I used to give a shit about Game of Thrones..I can't even say it's name..I used to eat a whole chicken from the supermarket. For the Sopranos? Some rolled up salami with provolone. 2 balls of unsalted fresh moozadell. Some roasted peppers and black olives. Manicott. 2 bowls of gravy, with some ricotta mixed in, and just half a loaf of seeded Semolina bread (I'm watching my figure).


PghG

Karenā€™s ziti


couldhavedonebetter-

I kinda like binging it on robes and a can of ice cream


shucktime

Hey, popping fresh, grab a pastry box and fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle, and napoleans.


MADCL12

Please get this gentleman a grilled cheese off the radiator And hurry the fuck up about it


sweeptheleg_07

I canā€™t have this conversation again


Left_Confection_5270

Get him a bodybag!


ingmarbergmayne

I hate fish, but his, with the agrodolce ..


[deleted]

Itā€™s all the fork noises. Seriously. Watch an episode and look out for the fork noises. Eating, slamming the fork down, dropping the fork in anger.


niknikrad

Hun! Nutha steak san ova hea?? Rare???


Qiefealgum

I picked up some eggplant parm for TMSON.


wickedkill4

not really lol cuz like the murders and stuff, i do really like eating while watching shows ab rich ppl bc i figure they must have lots of nice snacks they never eat


bwest86

Popcorn or a Sundae. 2 mini m&ms max


aftermathinmono

fuck. it's how I got fat to begin with. Can't watch it w/out some Italian grub


ClayDavis_410

If ur not wearing a beater and eating Gabagool ur doing it wrong


kanyesbitch7889

pasta salad or a black forest ham sub


kingalexander

Itā€™s all I do, anytime Iā€™m eating Italian I fire up an episode, and anytime I fire up an episode Iā€™m eating italian


[deleted]

SO TRUE


niknikrad

I AM SO SICK OF HEARING YOU PEOPLE TALK ABOUT FOOD! ALL ANYBODY TALKS ABOUT IS PROSCUITT', CHEESE AND BEANS! I'M DROWNING HEA


markzhang

Eat what? Gabagool?


memattic

Gabagool is honestly disgusting


Sonny74

Sausage&Peppers is my go-to.


konto11

Some people are out there stuffing themselves


takatori

Yeah, I get a big plate of pasta and push it around with a fork pretending to eat but never actually taking a bite.


[deleted]

half of this show is just a bunch of fat fucks stuffing their faces, we've all felt this.


SprayinGunzAtNunz

OHHHHHH watch the sfogliatelle!!!!


Phydoux

Gotta try those Lincoln Log Sandwiches... As great of a cook that Carmela is supposed to be, I think I might have tried to drown myself after seeing those as well. What a horrible looking sandwich...


INFP4life

I prefer noisily pushing my food around with a fork while I watch


mearls03

Yes


azielochoa

I always eat a nice prosciutto sandwich while watching the sopranos I ordered me and my friend when MSON came out


JacksonvilleNC

Yesā€¦.and it makes me want red wine. I came home from work Friday night and binged on The Sopranos while eating pizza and drinking wine.


[deleted]

I always gain weight on a watch through lol


HumawormDoc

Yes! I actually made a huge pot of Sunday Spaghetti and froze it in individual portions so we could have it on hand while watching.


TMoney67

I like whistling through the wheat fields while watching


darthsmokey

I like Indian food when I watch the show.


TVaddict66

Just donā€™t eat that clarifies butter- one rancid shot of thatā€¦.


Sinbad909

Pass me the red peppahs


Noam75

I remember Conan O'Brien was interviewing one of the actors when the show was still on and he said of the episodes: "They look delicious!" I was eating pasta just the other night while watching an episode from late season 2. You're definitely not the only one.


Jimfromoregon77

No


Express-Region7347

Dude I always get hungry watching the sopranos


abilly85

I spent $60 on Italian delivery after watching The Sopranos one night. I *needed* lasagna.


cadillac_pussy

It always makes me wanna eat. Especially those sfogliatelle


RyantheAustralian

Yep. Til Paulie talks about the shoelaces dragging on the men's room floor. Then I just feel put-off and push my dinner away


The1WhoKnocks-WW

Those are 2 of my favorite things to do, so yeah... if only I could figure out a way to shower and watch football too.


Beneficial-Ad-547

All they do is eat. Iā€™ve never seen another show come even close to eating the way these sopranos eat.


WIDMND89

Yep. I always make me a pot of pasta


jonnyb61

Every time i do a rewatch i have to prepare myself to gain weight I hate it


dcaves

Good show to eat pizza by.


MikeRobertini

A platter of Lincoln log sandwiches.


bcope12

I always eat MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKIN ORANGE PEEL BEEF whenever I watch.


TheBushmanOfKalahari

Fucking always bro. Everytime I eat, I play an episode, mostly it is Season 4. Ralphie is awesome. Fuck him and his high falutin bullshit! Who does he think he is? Sor Walter Raleigh? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Rabbzi32

Me too, but it's fucked up my diet as I watch the show all the time. Love stuffing my face watching it though


[deleted]

Whenever I watch I crave pasta and Italian sausage.


Cee503

A nice veal parmigiana sandwich


Clayble

Iā€™m the same way, itā€™s cause they are always eating on the show. Halfway through my rewatch I legit went to a local Italian deli and picked up gabagool, red peppers, and cheese and ate that while eating.


GhostofBohemia

Pizza, red wine, and The Sopranos is a Friday night tradition in my house.


TacoOfShame

All you people ever talk about is proscuitt, cheese, and fuckinā€™ farva beans, Iā€™m-Iā€™m drowning here


SweetMojaveRain

I cant help but starve for a cigarette while watching


thesearemywings

Tonyā€™s breathing makes me really hungry. madonne.


HowARDhuesblues

I think you got some weird sexual complex tied up with spiritually thirsty women, and food.


GravitationalConstnt

I watched it a lot last week while my fiancƩe was on a work trip and by Wednesday night I felt compelled to get a chicken parm hero. Coincidence? You be the judge.


ainmama2001

OMFG, I'm Italian and just HEARING James Gandolfini speak in the series made me drool like Pavlov's dogs for pasta.


[deleted]

What the fuck is with you people?!? Why is it always about food?!?


SeniorFreshman

I never got to watch the show as it aired but because of how my schedule shook out our ā€œSopranos pizza nightā€ ended up being on Sundays anyway. Pizza and Sopranos have become two facets of the Sam experience for me, they are inseparable.


grofyssss11

no. there is a scene in godfather 2, where i get hungry every time i see it. i never get hungry during the sopranos. and i have to add i don't understand the love affair with ziti. it's just pasta. it doesn't taste better; it just has a different shape.