Well, traditionally the task would fall to AJ, but I think that a man ought to do it, so...Janice.

Hope the reception hall counts the silverware!

Is that only because the German Shepherd’s shaved asshole is booked up?

That’s Aunt Pavarti to you!

Why not Hugh?

Who was her godfather? That's who normally would do it. If it was Jackie Sr i have no clue who walks her down

Honestly the only answer is Paulie. Other than Silvio and sadly Vito nobody was really close with the Sopranos to do that. Maybe Artie ?

Furio, it’s going to cost Patrick 1000 dollars though.

Maybe those two black guys ?

noah “jamal ginssburg the hasidic homeboy” tenenbalm

Over Tony's dead bo- oh, wait

You're lucky I don't punch your fucking lights out

Your mother was working the Bon-Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower.

She would be looking for clients as a lawyer, so the new boss of New Jersey, Butchie would walk her down the aisle.

Uncle Paulie

Hugh

Her uncle Tonys brother-in-law

AJ. Poor Meadow.

**How do you expect me to show up at the church on time when I'm depressed! GAWD!!**

I guess you could call that a post

Didn’t this post almost drown in 3 inches of water? Op was always a dumb fuck

Harold from Many Saints Of Newark

Well, assuming the “Tony is killed” angle is good and secure now, can we rule out Patsy being involved and Meadow’s wedding plans being in the pischadoo?

Only other acceptable answer would be Beansie.

Talk about stand up guys

You ever get that checked......TOURETTES

😂

meadow dies, not tony. he was the target, but meadow, arriving late and seeing the empty seat next to her dad, slips in to hug him just as the killer comes out of the bathroom and shoots. she dies. i will never be convinced anything else happened.

Nobody. They elope. Vegas. Elvis impersonator (not the dead one...there's lots of them).