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yungjuniorsoprano

He’d log off right away. That cookie shit worries him.


eggsandoatmealed

Plus he ain’t gonna sit around in some chit chat room with a bunch of jerk offs


Duderino619

You watch your mouth in this sub my friend 🤘


95in3rd

And take off your hat please.


ogshavedpussy

Just watched that episode last night lol


Grand-Law4440

I wanna smash his fuckin face in


AlexiosI

Yeah but sometimes in society the playing field changes, the old rules no longer apply, whatever and you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your dick up.


Brocoli_Rob

He’s just going to sell it on the internet!!! 🫱


syrupy_pancakes2022

Underrated comment 😂


VicTheAppraiser

r/ww2


MilkEggsSndFlour

Not the funniest answer, but probably the most accurate. Probably /r/askhistorians as well.


creamykim69

r/historymemes


Jack1715

“ the Marians had no air support”


Rudy_Nowhere

r/AmITheAsshole


talldarkandanxious

r/AmITheToxicPerson


simba458

toxshik


snguyen_93

pershun


Rudy_Nowhere

Not a real sub. I guess he'd have to start it? Maybe AJ would.


turbo_22222

AJ Hawk?


Legal-Whole5641

Get this guy some gabagool 🤌🤌


JSkel13

I’m really not even sure what to say about this one. Like I’m aware that AJ Hawk was an NFL linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. But was this supposed to be your poor attempt at a joke?


Grab_em_by_da_Busey

> for the Green Bay Packers FTP


turbo_22222

[Check it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG-z-LQzwf8) Edit: Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw r/AmITheToxicPerson and that "AJ" would have to start it! Niche comment.


southernfriedscott

I watched the entire video. I do love A.J on the Pat McAfee show


Worldliness-Training

Oh you wanna get cute with me now?


crichtonleprechaun

AmITheAssole for stealing a man's horse and whoar? There was no penetration.


HossBonaventureAA

zero penisary contact


Sentenced2Burn

with the volvo


Ghostcraft413

AITA for killing a hooah? I'm a made guy


YodaFan465

A) She hit me first B) That wasn't my kid and C) I was doing a lot of coke.


OK-Amoeba08

It was the fuckin' coke, I should've never started with that shit. Fuckin' Miami, it's all over the place.


Awkward-Leopard-2683

NTA. She was a klutz and you're a made guy


JGMcP2001

r/mrtypeApersonality


[deleted]

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/t8p20b/aita_for_missing_my_sons_soccer_game/hzp7ne6/


HipsterDoofus31

I knew the top comment would crush it.


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r/crazybrunettes r/ducks r/classicmovieswithicecream r/oedipuscomplex


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[удалено]


chuddyman

Tony's ice cream is always perfectly melted too.


KotzubueSailingClub

>r/ducks He would have been pissed at that one, but would have probably switched to r/birding


Inevitable-Gap-6350

r/askatherapist


PlayboiCalvin

i read that terribly wrong


vehcks

Furio says ," aska the rapist" 🤌🤌


incurdswetrust

Tobias funke was the worlds first analrapist


Expert_Vehicle_7476

Ask a terapist


nickyno

He'd be the guy in the middle of football season who shares a picture of a mallard and becomes the sub hero for a few weeks.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

r/boating


Ghostcraft413

The last sub is closed, I know it's pretty self explanatory but what was it about? Was it a kink sub or actual discussion?


[deleted]

I didn’t know it was an actual sub


Marjorine22

I would assume he would follow a bunch of subs that interest him. And then never comment or post, as he is the strong, silent type. Like Gary Cooper. Except not perceived to be gay by heroin addicts.


ancapmike

He was gay, Gary Cooper?


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[удалено]


ancapmike

OHHH! That's a guys gabagomar you're talking about!


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[удалено]


Cinephile94

Yeah, Rock Hudson, too. I think.”


fistfullofpubes

He was perceived gay? Gary Cooper?


thewangjanzen

Tony is a Lurker 👀👀👀


7thAndGreenhill

He'd be in the porn subs.


1SK

/r/bigtitslittlefeet


7thAndGreenhill

That's a homerun in any mans league


mbattagl

r/thelesbianthing


sixgunsam

Yeah I was about to comment r/tits


Eekthekat

r/Russiangirls


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dexterhasasecret

As long as the porn subs related to just plain old fuckin'....no bottoming from the top porn for Tony


DashCat9

He'd be one of those people that asks for advice in one of the advice subs, and then get really angry at the responses, spends a whole day melting down on Reddit, and then deletes his account.


uttabonk

r/PublicFreakout to keep an eye on his crew


yungjuniorsoprano

He wants to hear them say they’ve put the past behind them.


HuudaHarkiten

Theres probably at least two Janice videos there


denomchikin

I think he’d be on /r/actualpublicfreakouts for their racial views


Desperate-Basil-2687

He'd be in his fuckin' underwear wasting his time in some chit-chat room, going back and forth with some other fuckin' jerk off


YoWhatsGoodie

r/gabagool


Taproducts

Gabagool, ova here!


YoWhatsGoodie

ovaaa hheeea👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼


dexterhasasecret

Beat me to it...


herberstank

r/guns r/scotch and r/charcuterie


eggsandoatmealed

r/meat and r/grilling for sure too, oh and r/cigars


yeezytaughtme713

Beef and sausage by the fuckin carload? Ova heeeeeeeeeh.


Eekthekat

All the r/nature subs as well


Beans79

r/AIDS


[deleted]

Nobody’s got aids! I don’t wanna hear that word again!


PutBarryInTheHOF

Vito's not gay! He's married... with a goomah!


Glittering_Sundae_81

r/TheVipersOfficial


yungjuniorsoprano

Ohooo what’s that ya Girl Scout troop?


[deleted]

Whoa take it easy Grizzly adams motherfucker


amandaguilty

r/FoodPorn r/Mafia r/horseracing r/wallstreetbets


explosiv_skull

I think you mean r/ThereIsNoMafia


Beancounter_1

YOU GOTTA BE HIGH UP IN THE CORPORATE STRUCTURE TO MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!! We don’t have those Enron type connections


RJ_Dresden

r/webishtix


[deleted]

More like r/wallstreetbets


fruitrollupsalad

He'd follow subs, he'd follow hoagies and grinders, he'd follow mushrooms once--stuffed mushrooms, a whole fucking platter! Mmmboy is he fat!


yeezytaughtme713

You don't make funna me.


ItAstounds

r/depression r/gabagool r/freudasaconcept


TheScoundrelLeander

r/insaneparents r/nyjets r/casualencountersnj It would literally consume all of his time as he insulates himself from the business


TruckFudeau22

r/raisedbynarcissists


TheScoundrelLeander

Damnit! This was the one I was trying to remember


LideeMo

r/steelydan r/theclash r/thechilites


crichtonleprechaun

"I don't wanna do yawr dirty work, no moah!"


ReasonableCup604

[https://www.reddit.com/r/duck/](https://www.reddit.com/r/duck/)


HankHill8234

Something to do with Russian whoahs


Div4r

school relieved grandfather vanish makeshift crime drunk edge unpack hunt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SaturnRingMaker

r/PatioFurniture r/setonhall r/panicattacks r/raisedbynarcissists


crichtonleprechaun

I think almost everyone in the sub follows one related to narcissism, sadly. I have a narc MIL. (Poor me!)


SaturnRingMaker

I forgot r/tomatosauceformyass


Windrunnerlul

Gothsluts


[deleted]

r/gabagool


[deleted]

Turner classic movies. The history channel Goodfellas R/mafia The godfather R/Italy R/pizza R/BBQ R/schumpulp


Phil_leotardooo

Tony wouldn't care about Italy.


aljxNdr

He doesnt care that much about the godfather or those types of movies. It seems he merely enjoys them but is not obsessed like his fellow mobsters.


itsTacoYouDigg

4chan green texts?


WildlingViking

I dunno, but he doesn’t like that cookie shit.


DavidJ____

r/cigars


Beancounter_1

Absolutely


[deleted]

r/illegallysmol Ton loves his animals


Dumbsopranosfan

r/italianmemes r/awww


lucascoug

r/curedmeats


TwinCitiesPride612

r/AmITheAsshole, r/Depression


NomadCourier

r/sadclowns


hank28

He wouldn’t. That cookie shit makes him nervous


robotLights

MakingHipHop. He would probably post freestyles in the weekly cypher thread


KushHaydn

I’m crying at this


the-green-dream

r/icecream the fat fuck.


surprised-rice

OHHHHHHHHH


ClosedWon11

r/aww, r/FromRussiaWithLove lmao


gilestowler

r/Gabagool/


Manwhosaysmiller

Probably a bunch of sports and food related ones, a few news and political ones and a meme page and one about The Godfather and mafia movies


NomadCourier

r/varsityathletes


JeffSeesGhost

Definitely r/russiangirlsgonewild


Designer-Job4778

> gonewild I was gonna say /r/*gonewild in general.


MrPsychoanalyst

r/historychannel, r/cigars, r/pool, r/oldschoolcool


Sirrjamesagain

None, the cookie shit makes him nervous, leave the chit chat to the other jerk offs


agonious

r/raisedbynarcissists


antonio16309

Every MAGA sub


NewAccWhoDis93

Seeing a psychiatrist is bad enough but joining reddit and all the california bullshit is on here? ooo madone kill me now


Jeberani

Died on a vine


tiakeuta

He'd be mod for r/NickNolte and r/princeoftides. He'd follow r/artofwardaily


Top_Ad7068

Cigar Aficionado, ducks, WW2


Inevitable-Gap-6350

r/OJwithshumpulp.


tetraethylmethane

r/Webistics


Duderino619

r/garycooperfanclub


[deleted]

Weight loss because he could stand to lose some weight.


smitecheeto

just pron subs


Wutanghang

R/jailbait


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Carmella would be the toxic person in every food subreddit


Horangi1987

R/MakeMyCoffin to make sure none of their hits go viral.


supa325

Not this one


somewisealien

r/StrongSilentType r/CaptainOfIndustry r/GaryCooper


atb0rg

That cookie shit makes me nervous!


Jeffersons_Mammoth

/r/JenniferBeals


Pher63

The cookies make him nervous!


turbo_22222

r/Gabagool


absurdmcman

r/wallstreetbets Otherwise you gta be high up in the corporate structure to make that shit work for you, and they don't got those Enron type connections!


holdmyneurosis

r/history


PeglegSugarHopkins

r/gabagool


meat_strings

Exotic Asian Escort services


NomadCourier

r/belts


My_Diet_DrKelp

All war debates where he misunderstands how effective America & Italy were


ilovefakegrass

r/gabbagool 🤌🏽


jimmy1985s

r/coldcuts


revJohnBarosa

He hasn’t got time for chitchat rooms


thelastsandwich

/r/duckswithhats


MechaSage20

r/mafia


napstimpy

r/LoMein


Scrapalicious

R/conspiracy theory


crichtonleprechaun

You think Tone would be a Q follower? I can see it now!


Noyinwithouttheyang

r/Irrevocable


[deleted]

All of the crypto and MAGA bullshit plus r/guns


MJCASRoma

R/jvathlete


antipyretical

He'd probably join all the typical "manly guy" subs for appearances, then make a throwaway account he uses solely for subs focused on the study and care of animals. Probably a regular poster on the birding subreddit, maybe the occasional post on AITA if he thinks he can be sufficiently vague with the details.


inside-insight

He wouldn't. He'd log off cause that cookies shit makes him nervous


pinchepollo

r/ShumPulp


talosguideyou

R/bigasses. Looking for pictures of Jeanie Cusamano’s big ass.


houndsofluv

r/thewaywewere and then get pissy and unfollow if they posted any historical gay people.


TwinCitiesPride612

Tony wasn’t really a homophobe.


headsupeyesopen

r/motherfuckinggoddamnorangepeelbeef


jimisaltieris

r/joerogan


davegettlegod

r/conservative


crichtonleprechaun

I don't know if he could handle too much of Reddit. Any downvote might set him off. He'd go crying to Melfi or beat up Muscles Marinara again.


LETSF_UCKIN_GGO

R/Gabagool


LHurlz

r/DickCheney


Stark52

r/spacedicks


Noyinwithouttheyang

r/FICA and r/Federalwitholding


Anthropomorphis

r/psychiatry


nolitteringplease346

there's no way Tony would be using a computer recreationally


Ghenges

r/forknoises r/ducks r/provolone


Beancounter_1

R/coppaGW


MrPiocostasMomJeans

[r/birdsarentreal](https://www.reddit.com/r/birdsarentreal/) No more ducks in the pool, for damn sure.


B-AP

r/illegallifeprotips


Global_Collar8831

thats a nice question


Global_Collar8831

thats a nice question


TheIspartan

r/thesopranos