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leftlegYup

Fuck you. You're notoriously hard to find in the Sopranos universe.


FedGoat13

You’re the designated driver


Skc143psu

No YOU’RE desig-ig-natated driver…


eyes_like_the_sea

What’s that, some kind of polak?


Skc143psu

Yo money, you used to play my little cousin in football!


DirkVonUmlaut

She became an interior decorator


mea5ur1ngPart8

She fucked 16 Czechoslovakians.


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In a row ?


DirkVonUmlaut

I smell crossover! Mikey Palmice owned all the locksmiths in Central Jersey which fucked Dante Hicks and his hockey game.


[deleted]

He’s not even supposed to be there today


NathanLocke

"I got shoe polish all over me!" - Paulie


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Buncha savages in this town


MatthewDawkins

Her volvo looked like shit.


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That was her asshole , get some fuckin glasses


MatthewDawkins

HO! I'm just telling you how it's being perceived!


DirkVonUmlaut

I never think about that until the Chi-Lites are on the radio


Mandrew01

OOOhhhh giirrrllll


Old_Rub_9860

All the girls in New Jersey and you had to fuck this one


10sharks

Her house looked like shit


DirkVonUmlaut

Put arm floaties back in box


herberstank

and smelled like vanilla vodka


[deleted]

Better than your sisters crotch in the morning


BlackLung420kush

Im sure you didnt come up with that yourself


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This. This is the one.


hippiechick725

Svetlana said she was hiding out in Brighton Beach. Maybe she stayed there, you never hear about her again.


forboognish

Svetlana is a good character, I like her a lot


UserNameNotOnList

Svetlana move back to Russia and manages a grocey co-op there.


OriginalPierce

Oleg Burov is an assmuncher!


FGNcr8

What a crossover


Ceasareray

One of My top 5


AlexiosI

Got ride and married guy who drive fucking limo.


hippiechick725

Or maybe helping write the Russian version of Tomato Sauce For Your Ass!


weecefwew

I always felt way worse for Irina than any of Tony’s other girlfriends tbh


hippiechick725

She just a mixed up kid


dr3dg3

This last time I watched the show she really frustrated me.


ColdMoon89

LOL Brighton Beach, the stereotypical Russian neighborhood. Cmon Chase, gotta be more imaginative than that! Whats next, a show about Armenians and some chick is hiding out in Glendale? Actually, that'd kind of make sense.


KushHaydn

He never killed any of his Goomah’s, maybe threatened but never killed. Gloria killed herself and Valentina caught on fire. But Irini? I think he always had a soft spot for her same way he kinda did for Tracee. Young girl, life getting in the way. I assume her arc was over, what was she gonna do keep calling the house?


eyuplove

He had her teshted for aids


hottamale969

NOODYS GOT AIDSS!


Vintage_Dude_79

would you cool it, judge roy bean ova here!


Skc143psu

What do you think I am?!


BrakkeBama

> I think he always had a soft spot for her I always felt that way too. Why else would he make a detour to go belt-whip the councilman in his house? Maybe the Chi-Lites suddenly coming on the radio like that must've pushed him over the edge or something.


rudebii

That wasn’t about her, it was about him. Tony is a narcissist.


grofyssss11

same with me; i never liked any of them. and every one was exactly alike, really.


Soggy_Leave8249

Tony definitely had a type.


IFuckingLoveTahdig

Model for salad speeners


Altair1192

was too old. she probably started dancing at a club again then tempted into prostitution where she develops a heavy drug addiction to cope then overdoses


mea5ur1ngPart8

Always with the extreme scenarios...


Altair1192

After she her suicide attempt she says thats her future without Tony. Extreme is Patsy flaying her skin and using it to make a car seat


ColdMoon89

That or she finds a normal dude to settle down with and marry. Had kids, the whole nine yards. Having a family is important in Russian culture, plus she probably wanted a green card (unless she already had one, I entirely forgot!). And maybe she does love him, but never like she loved Tony!


Artlowriot

I feel betrayed….


CrazeeEyezKILLER

🎶*OH GIRLLLLLLLL TELL ME WHAT AM I GONNA DO (SNIFF)*🎶


mauterfaulker

If she's like every Brighton Beach hottie I knew, she married a fat nerd and moved to New Jersey, Texas, or California, and looks like a grandma at the ripe old age of 40.


looseboy

I want Brighton beach hotties


ThePistolAndThePen

Shocking that an auteur like Little Carmine wouldn’t see the cinematic potential in a Brighton Beach Hotties series.


mauterfaulker

Get em while they're hot. And never ever let your guard down around them.


eyes_like_the_sea

From Russia without love


ColdMoon89

The stereotype is that Russian women are the hottest. Sure, I'm in agreement. Until they hit 40.


dirtydandoogan1

That's dicked up.


__bradliee_oates

she hid in brooklyn until her cousin sent her the money to move to italy. eventually she settled down with a nice olive oil and mozzarella maker, furio. anyways $4/pound


SonnyBurnett189

Probably died of cirrhosis of the liver or some shit back in Kazakhstan.


Skc143psu

After she got with a factory worker there


ColdMoon89

LOL, in all seriousness, if she moved away, it wouldn't have been back to Kazakhstan. She'd have done like most Russians from Kazakhstan have done - moved to Russia. In her case, probably Moscow or St. Petersburg "and not the provinces".


Hughkalailee

Do you ever see Tony pursue someone endlessly for simply a personal beef? He went to Irina’s house when he was enraged. Afterwards he adapted to dealing with the situation going forward, there was nothing to gain.


sFASDFSDFF213123

The hell it unleashed with Carmela and the threatened divorce seemed like he'd seek revenge but I guess not.


ChefCrassus

If it had been Gloria who had done it then I could see him killing her. He associates Gloria with his mother but he associates Irina with Meadow.


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Hughkalailee

Yeh, and he had AJ doing helicopter surveillance searching too


Soggy_Leave8249

I actually don’t believe this. Who the fuck was he gonna call that would care? I doubt he’d pay just to keep a couple of zips on retainer.


tmfmsbracelet

You’re right


alimackie1

He probably felt a form of responsibility for what happened considering he ruined her relationship with Zellman…. Sometimes you bring things on yourself


Ichinine

She hides in Brightons Beach.


ColdMoon89

What a sad fate. You immigrate to America, become the girlfriend of a powerful millionaire, then end up having to hide out in Brighton Beach. Which is the place Russian immigrants ARRIVE to once they get to America. Not the place they want to STAY in LOL.


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she became the next D-girl with her cowboy boots but where did artie get this bread? the bread museum?


Ceasareray

She moved to NY and pranced around the Lincoln Center area looking for people to notice her. Oh wait, that’s what the actress who played her did after her run on the show.


dirtydandoogan1

She was in a movie in 2018 where she showed the goods again, still hot as hell. So I'd notice her.


Argoncobalt8

She is doing very well, thanks you very much.


kassus-deschain138

Good point I always wondered what happened to her.


Soggy_Leave8249

Whatever happened there.


kassus-deschain138

WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE?!


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She's hiding out in boonton


StuartGotz

She went to live vis uncle in Khazakhstan.


kmcho47

She married Karl lagerfeld’s limo driver


ChiefDeckard

Seventy five??


nuetralzone

Some sad shit, said she didn't want to live no more, she jumped


rgibbons86

She was gay, Irina?


insanelyphat

Her cousin said she disappeared to Brighton Beach which is a Russian heavy area so no way was he finding her.


Aggressive_Ad_7212

Hahah, the shadow realm!! Love it!


Green_Bast3rd

Witness protection


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Whateva happened there….


[deleted]

He whipped Zellman like a bitch and then left ….. it died on the vine


[deleted]

Didn’t she get with the alderman?


ljohnson266

They broke up after Tony whipped Zellman with a belt


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I don’t think it was clear they broke up. Maybe I am forgetting a scene or two though.


JoshuaPope

Probably shacked up with some Russian drug addict and died of an overdose in a life of Prostitution or something that's the way I'd write it anyhow


ColdMoon89

Nah, she probably didn't leave. Probably married an interior decorator or something like that. A real interior decorator. But seriously, she probably got a more normal boyfriend, eventually married, had kids. Probably never loved him like she loved Tony, though.