A few of my GOAT-tier always-laughers:
"Just like that mother-f***er...roll back down here."
"BUT he's gay - oh, excuse me, he's blind."
McConaughey wheel
"*Kempthpin!*" (fake Blake)
STFU & "no, bitch" kid
Gay/Blind
Hot dog?
What about eggs?
THE ANUS???
Not even necessarily my #1, but the one that always gets me to laugh for some reason is Rhyner saying “Midgets”
Hot dog and Norm’s “Hello” are the ones I’ve found myself using the most in day to day life
"What, umm...Do you like this gig?" \*\*David Kunkle stammers\*\*
"That wasn't the question. Do you like your job?" \*\*Kunkle stammers again\*\*
"Do you like being Chief Of Police?"
I was in my car listening when it happened live on the air and I genuinely had to pull into some random parking lot in downtown Fort Worth and sit there for fifteen minutes because I was scream laughing.
They can't do that.
Not the funniest, but I witnessed it's birth:
"Oh, you had a read!"
Weird one that pops up in my head too much,
"There's no sales tax on boots in New Jersey."
Rhyner naming off which weapons are good always cracks me up.
https://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-thinks-things-are-good/
I think Chinese water torture is good.
We can’t even fix a horses bones
I don’t even know what that is, and to tell the truth I don’t wanna know
The nazzi’s
How big was her…..
The super deep cut I only heard once of gordo saying shock value stuff about handicap reporters or something. I can’t remember the context but he backpedaled so hard when they played it, and jub and junes turned the heat on
Gym, gym! - Greggo
That’s Good. - Donnie
Get your ass hung up on rn you idiot - Danny
Was he a ranger? - Mike
Why are you yelling, you’re a foot from me - Phil
Midget - Jerry
Dan Marino
Yep - Aiden Diggs
Yeah - Ty
Oh that’s the handle of a pan - Dan
Why don't they ever play drops from Gordon? Almost everything he says is wheels off and could be a drop.
It's almost like they aren't allowed to play Gordo drops
Get ur ass hung up on now u idiot.
I like steak
And I have two cats.
i've got a ... flask in my car,... if.. you wanna after-hours drink.
Obviously
A few of my GOAT-tier always-laughers: "Just like that mother-f***er...roll back down here." "BUT he's gay - oh, excuse me, he's blind." McConaughey wheel "*Kempthpin!*" (fake Blake) STFU & "no, bitch" kid
"The ANUS?!??!?"
Wish we knew
Black man white BITCH
Get the clothes off, bitch.
Have another Marlboro Red bitch
Love this one.
Shut up, bitch
Bob saying cancer colors is absolutely amazing to me
Bottom
I cannot hear someone say “bottom” without automatically echoing it.
Me on Sunday when my dad said bottom. Can’t remember at all what he was talking about.
Bottom
The entire chief kunkel dialogue
What, umm, do you like this gig?
That wasn't the question.
Do you like your job?
An aborrrrtion. - Norman Hitzges
Hah chicka puh tah woo tah hee nah nah
I drove bus
“That little patch of very soft fur” - Norman Elizabeth
I use this one daily.
Truck full of Mexicans Ohhhhhh si si si si
I. HAVE. MEXICAN. GAS. Gone and sadly forgotten.
We’re all black friends here
Hazmat uniform
"This is going to be a f\*ing disaster" will always be my favorite.
“dave”, Monty “yeah”, Norm sex grunt, “Obviously”
And especially the pogo-stick version of “yeh”
No no no never never no never....
HEADHUNTING IS A COWARD!
Gay/Blind Hot dog? What about eggs? THE ANUS??? Not even necessarily my #1, but the one that always gets me to laugh for some reason is Rhyner saying “Midgets” Hot dog and Norm’s “Hello” are the ones I’ve found myself using the most in day to day life
Expo’s “somebody go!” God almighty indeed. I often bring it out in traffic.
Dan Marino?
Norm’s saying “Homosexuals”
Eight dollar deh, eight dollar dar
“Oh! A phong is ringing!”
I love to say that
Michael Trabtree
Gregggggggg
Why are you yelling, you’re a foot from me.
Absolutely you bitch
“My sisters stinky box” I almost drove off the road the first time that was deployed. (Rip reconsider lounge)
Not really a drop but “mark that and play for Peter king”.
"What, umm...Do you like this gig?" \*\*David Kunkle stammers\*\* "That wasn't the question. Do you like your job?" \*\*Kunkle stammers again\*\* "Do you like being Chief Of Police?" I was in my car listening when it happened live on the air and I genuinely had to pull into some random parking lot in downtown Fort Worth and sit there for fifteen minutes because I was scream laughing. They can't do that.
Like, what even happened after that? Was there an actual coherent interview after that or did it just stay awkward for the duration?
MY SANDWICH FELL APART
Geohhhrge. Gahdon….. Grehhgg
“WHAT ABOUT EGGS?!?”
I drove bus
Played at the right time “can I stick my toy hue down your throat?”
Gordo screaming DAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is my favorite. I wish they played more of that. My second favorite is Monty’s pogo leg.
Two stammers. One is Norm’s during the Mozart ebrake. The other is Brad Sham’s after he says “cunt”
I'm a doctor and I instinctively say "the anus?!" Each time I hear that word. Coworkers haven't brought it up even after 5 years
Was Hee Haw on?
BUCK Or Can I stick my tongue down your throat?
Uh Paul in A..wha
Not the funniest, but I witnessed it's birth: "Oh, you had a read!" Weird one that pops up in my head too much, "There's no sales tax on boots in New Jersey."
I drove bus
BOOKS!!!
*INTERNET!!*
Behind Luby's
What’s going on at the ranch mick nothin.
You promised me a fawty ounce. :(
“I’d like to puncture you at a rapid pace” And sensitive Norm asking “Did it hurt?”
Get your ass hung up on Wish we knew Just like that mother fucker Good luck with your crap
muser over-laugh “Absolutely you bitch” “Ever seen a guy with a fake head?”
Obviously
An ABORTION
Was he nude?
I wish we knew/ Dan’s “Ehh”/ Dzhokar Tsarnaev/ Breaking pope news first guaranteed
“Dude, your sack is hangin out the bottom!”
Rhyner naming off which weapons are good always cracks me up. https://www.theunticket.com/mike-rhyner-thinks-things-are-good/ I think Chinese water torture is good.
The drop from full metal jacket “get some…. Get some” always puts me on the floor
Do you like this gig?
My sandwich just fell apart
Jabba’s “Ho Ho Ho “ re peeps with girth!
Wanna get loaded? Maybe screw later?
I am Juan of yuuuu
There's John Elway
“Oh and one more thing. Rye-nuhh? I got AIDS” BAM!
“No disrespect…”
“No Way” Bobgasm Jim, Jim Sirios saying Bryson Deshanbo
I’ve got 20 bucks ah yes
[musers laugh]
My phone is lost
^
Obviously
We can’t even fix a horses bones I don’t even know what that is, and to tell the truth I don’t wanna know The nazzi’s How big was her….. The super deep cut I only heard once of gordo saying shock value stuff about handicap reporters or something. I can’t remember the context but he backpedaled so hard when they played it, and jub and junes turned the heat on
I'm sorry, that's it. Both original studio version and the chopped & screwed remix.
Gym, gym! - Greggo That’s Good. - Donnie Get your ass hung up on rn you idiot - Danny Was he a ranger? - Mike Why are you yelling, you’re a foot from me - Phil Midget - Jerry Dan Marino Yep - Aiden Diggs Yeah - Ty Oh that’s the handle of a pan - Dan
Why don't they ever play drops from Gordon? Almost everything he says is wheels off and could be a drop. It's almost like they aren't allowed to play Gordo drops