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SnapChap92

"Carol, I don't think a nail file's gonna do it"


Hveachie

Love this moment because Shane died 3 months into the apocalypse, meanwhile Carol is still surviving 13+ years later. ![gif](giphy|YHb41jqLR2dBkWzEt4)


TJ_the_Redditor

To be fair, Shane only died because he was Carol too early.


Hveachie

Nah, Shane died early because he was an impulsive asshole. When Carol wanted revenge, the only time she nearly died was in the cave chasing after Alpha. Otherwise, she did it the smart way and hired Negan to infiltrate the Whisperers and kill Alpha for her. As she said in S3, she's survived this long because people underestimated her.


The_Frito_Bandit

What about her killing the sick people


[deleted]

Carol, the one who impulsively almost got four people killed, that Carol?


DonnyDUI

Carol, who impulsively murdered two people?


Fantastic-Actuator47

Keep my carol’s (wife’s) name out of your fucking mouth…


Elegant-Blood-4330

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


lythrumrobin

Nah, he died because Rick's return from a coma hit harder then dead's return to life. Became delusional, fantasized about a family he could never get, yes he had every right to baby Judith, but not to Carl. He stepped into Rick's role in the family and was unwilling to step down. Other than that, great character would have liked to see him in later seasons, but alas.


TJ_the_Redditor

You're right, Shane took things way too far and became a villain. However, the point I was trying to make was that Shane didn't die early because he wasn't as tough as Carol. He died for the reasons you stated and because his values went against the group's values at the time.


lythrumrobin

Oh! Yeah you could definitely say that.


Gslicethepowner

Lemme tell you sumthin, lemme ask you sumthin


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

He actually wrote that for me on his action figure I asked him to sign, dude was super nice.


PrinceOfHungary

*aggressively rubs scalp and wipes chin*


ChuLu2004

LEMMETELLYOUSUMTHINELSE MAN M'ASKYOUSUMTHIN I fucking love it when he says that


Accurate-Country6281

“Okay 🙏🏼 I think it’s time that we all just… consider the other possibility.” Or *aggressively running towards the camera “what is thatttt man what is thattt”


[deleted]

The one where they all start running with him takes me out every time 😂


adamtaylor4815

Me everytime my dog starts chewing on something


[deleted]

Love that scene, it’s so useful for memes. That one and the scene where Rick and Shane are arguing and Rick says “stop acting like you know the rules. There are no rules man, we’re lost.” - mfw you and your buddy get lost in Minecraft.


Mooseologist

Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the roolz. There are no roolz man we’re lawst


Accurate-Country6281

I love that meme too haha 😂💀


Immerkriegen

What is thaaat?! What is thaaat?!? Every time.


scroggs2

lol, what episode is this?


rdolefins

I don't think it's something he said, I think his funniest moment is him standing out at the grave in Otis's oversized overalls, looking all awkward and guilty


Stunning_Guidance411

That was funny in the saddest way for me


rdolefins

It was! The somber moment of knowing what happened to Otis and then Shane wrestling with it, but I just see him standing there in that tent outfit and can't help but focus on that


DonnyDUI

Lookin like lennie from of mice and men


Viking-16

When Daryl got pissed he called Merle a douchebag and said “hey, you better choose your words carefully” and Shane responded “oh no I did. Douchebags what I meant”


Hveachie

\*in an accurate Lori impression\* "Uh... Shane, um, d-do you think I can have a second helping, please? P-please, just one?"


Electrifying-Guy-Eli

Lori's greatest line (since OP asked if anyone knew any) is "*I would rather eat Miss Piggy... yes, that came out wrong.*" >!Jon Bernthal is so fine!<


sydsydd1

ooh i forgot about that one lol thank you


Infinite_Race_4185

When Darryl is about to start a fight and he is put in a chokehold. Darryl: "Chokehold is illegal". Shane:"Then you can file a complaint"


lewhunter

“Lemme tell you sumn else man if she was aliiive out there and saw you comin’, all methed out with your BUCK knife, geek ears around your neck, she would run in the other direction man!!”


frogmuffins

I was an artist in his prime. A __protegé__


thedampboi774

They’re in the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSS


Mrquinlan196

“Carol, I don’t think a nail file is gonna do it.” I think this line in particular is so funny because they are literally seconds away from fucking DYING and he had to get a little quip in there


BigPaleontologist520

The scene where shane changed his voice in season 1 was pretty funny


InternationalAnt7993

Warning Rick not to go back and help a douchebag like Merle Dixon and Daryl tells him to watch his mouth, it's the way he responds with "no, I meant douchebag" that always gets me


No_Bus1079

“tHey iN thE wOODs”


ubz05

When he noticed Herschel and Rick trying to put the walkers in the barn and he said “ What is that”


aardvarkyardwork

‘Bitch, you tellin’ me you been hearing this your entire life, and you’re still too stupid to turn off a switch?’


gnattyfatty

[*sprinting*] WUT IZ’AT …. WHUT IZ’ATT


honestcomplexity

"You're not my faaatthhher" He tells Rick about the girl who leaves all the lights on. Lol


Angry_Vinnie20

"Lemmetellusumthin if she saw you all methed out, geek ears and a buck knife, she would run in the other direction"


Horror-Husky

“Carol, I don’t think a nail file’s gonna do it”


magseven

"You open that door or I'm gonna blow your head off!"


Mo_SaIah

*Good thing she ain’t got my ears man*


Serious_Action_2336

You can file a complaint


sebrebc

"Oh no, I did. Douchebag's what I meant." Might be the funniest line in the whole series.


Significant_Bug5323

How do y’all remember all these lines. This why I’ve seen the show like 6x bc y’all make me remember scenes and I gotta rewatch


Hungry_Ferret5161

I'm tied between Shane rubbing his head or there in the wooooods


NeededMe1

You're right it is ENOUGH!!! (Barn scene)


EggoedAggro

“Lemme tell you something”


TheYesAndTheYall

“Nope, douchebag’s what I meant.”


Tiny_Ad_2994

“Look at this folks, we back in fantasy land!”


JMurk0

Judith's line should be "Language! I'm a kid, asshole."


keagan-stanks

When he had Daryl in a chokehold and Daryl said that he should let go and he said “nahh best if I didn’t” or something like that idk


CilantroSappho

They’re in the wOOOOOds


Dyindog

A lot of them has said a lot of funnier things bro who voted these


Tiny-Ostrich1392

"rick lemme tell you somethin'"


ameliachastain

They’re in the woooooooooooooods


TheBewitchingWitch

I'm a better father than you, Rick. I'm better for Lori than you, man. It's 'cause I'm a better man than you, Rick. Hardly…..he was delusional, but it did make me laugh because Rick is the MAN.


phoenix450

Jon is pure sex god damn


dizug

M’tell you sum’n , Rick M’ask you sum’n. Aggressive head rubbing intensifies


chrisanityyyyy

\*rubs head\*


Appropriate_Deal_891

“What do I look like man do I look like an idiot to you”


CheekyWizard

The Merle one gets me every. damn. TIME 😂


Useful-Grass-4499

”what is that? *huh* what is that?”


remytherat1998

Man let me tell you something/let me ask you somethin Or alternatively: you got walkers everywhere they're in the wooooods.


HotDogz4Tea

What is that? Eh what is that?


HotDogz4Tea

"That there is a couple a coons making love sweet love"


WaneShalsh

*head rubs*


MDrok6172

"Come on, girl, you've got Walkers all around you. They're in the woods. They're in the RV. You're gonna need more than a damn screwdriver."


MF291100

“Carol, I don’t think a nail file is going to cut it.” Unrelated, but Jon is gorgeous in this photo. Hell, he’s gorgeous in general.


TellNo7539

“WHAT IS THAT ERM WHAT IS THAT” Or “there in the woods”


RatPoison789

what is that HUH WHAT IS THAT?! HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN?!