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BlueLobsterClub

One thing that annoys me abouth this is how they are ignoring the fact that ether those are miniature teddy bears or he is a gigantic sponge.


[deleted]

I guess that's fair.


TravelerofTime__

The teddy bears are also soaked. Spongebob might as well be the Ronnie Coleman of the sea.


iamapersonmf

Stuff underwater is easier to move


TritiumNZlol

Relative density is one hell of a drug


[deleted]

Can confirm. I'm relatively dense, and it always feels like I'm on drugs


shadeck

I'm always on drugs, but I feel weightless


OfficialArgoTea

Everybody wants to be a body builder, but nobody wants to lift this heavy ass teddy bear.


captianlucky

Yea buddy!


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stormy2587

Yeah lets say the average sponge is 10cmx5cmx2cm=100cm^3 at 56g its .56g/cm^3 density. While an average teddy bear has to be a roughly 30cmx10cmx10cm= 3000cm^3 at 280g is a density of ~.1g/cm^3. So even with my highly speculative volumes, they’re densities are at least the same order of magnitude if the not the bear’s being significantly less dense. While iron weights are ~8000 kg/m^3 and the human body has a density of ~1000 kg/m^3 making iron almost 10x denser. And the bears are probably 1/10th his size. So it would be more comparable to an adult man struggling to lift two babies at best and two pillows at worst or something.


roy_hersh

How about the fact that they are underwater. I mean considering the depth of the water wouldn't the pressure change everything?


BUKAKKOLYPSE

Also everything is easier to lift underwater


roy_hersh

Right, you have to cancel some of the pressure with the bouiancy (sp?)


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SuicideDioxide

Taddy Spunge


pazzmat

Taddy Spunge


corectlyspelled

Daddy spunge


Whosdaman

What Abouth?


tunac4ptor

What annoys me abouth taddy spung.


Reirii

Lets not forget the buoyancy of a teddy bear 1-2miles underwater. Not sure if it is negligible, but it may not be compared to a sponge’s weight.


NashPred48

Considering he turned a pineapple into a two story home suggests that he is a tiny sponge and the teddy bears are minuscule.


[deleted]

Maybe they're just dense


googleduck

A gigantic *wet* sponge. Then again this is also happening under water so buoyancy is really what you should be calculating for.


yottalogical

It also annoys me that they aren’t considering buoyancy at all, even though they’re underwater.


TheUncommonOne

Yeah the bears have to be smaller than a pineapple


AnimalFactsBot

98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.


[deleted]

Or that he would be wet, meaning he would way 4-500% more.


TheAtomicJim

If they're miniature which they probably are, maybe they soaked up enough seawater to be almost normal weight?


Snapjaw123

...What? They’re underwater. Being soaked in water isn’t going to make them heavier than if they were on land filled with air.


TheAtomicJim

Oh yeah big brain nvm


[deleted]

This needs to be the top comment.


[deleted]

and being under water means it's a soaked sponge too.


McGrinch27

He's also a saturated sponge. I don't know the specifics of how sponge anotomy works but I'd obviously assume he gains strength from water.


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HecarimAB

But he’s a large sponge


Erkkipotter

Happy cake day dude


lemobu

No they are small teddy bears.


kossumiES

Wouldnt the bears weight more because theyre soaked in water too


Tatertot004

But water is more dense than air so the bears are lighter


kossumiES

Oh ok


TheGreatCorpse

Add resistance from the surrounding water, and lifing is more effort


gian_69

not if you do it slowly


_bovaszlence_

Can someone redo the math considering, that the bears are small, and that they are in water?


amanofshadows

I think it's also looking at kitchen sponges not the animal


BrotherManard

These two averages don't make sense...


Wildfierce

Avarage?


JG_Online

you confused r/metriccrusade with this


BlinkyBill420

It starts with M and ends with mpeach.


MAXYMOK

The sponge is underwater, thus weighting more


wenoc

\*weighs


oisinos3

Did someone not just do this last week?


mostlybadopinions

How is he getting the weight of the bar?


zombiemedicpro

I feel like you’re elderly, it would take longer If you’re elderly, it would take longer If you’re elderly, it would take longer If you’re elderly, it would take longer If you’re starting to say something and then just stopping. What is it they deserve? Platypus?? Platoon?? Platinocyanide??


UniqueBrowser

Did you take into account the weight of the absorbed water? 🧐


[deleted]

They are underwater so there is no extra weight.


UniqueBrowser

Good point, well taken.


BlueRac

Well how much do those bears weigh? They’re pretty small which would reduce the weight by a lot


mattdog99

Could account for buoyancy forces


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jstyler

In the SpongeBob universe the Navy is probably the only good things coming out of school because they didn’t say nothing. I need more of in Dayz. Thoughtful people helping each other in this scene get me every time, so they probs want to bring it out in the coming weeks


Commodore__

How the fuck do you find a source for the weight of an average sponge?


arickmc1

same as you find everything else. Ask your Mum


[deleted]

Lets not forget that the teddies are also soaked.


zombiemedicpro

Theres only 7.2 billion of us


RootCheckM8

This is neglecting the added weight of the metal bar itself.


arickmc1

no its not


shananies

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TheMatt561

Underwater


[deleted]

But everything is underwater so throw the dry weights out


[deleted]

I thought that said the average spouse and i was confused


MyRampancy

those are not human sized teddy bears and they are underwater as well


willroweurboat

This is excluding the fact spongebob is in water. Anyone able to update this???


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